christmas cookie recipe

[yamahonkawazuki]

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
... 1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl until fluffy Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS, and  nappy yew near

[mister]

Quite close to my Xmas Cake recipe...

Christmas Cake Recipe

* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 2 bottles wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit

First, sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the friggin' fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner..

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the wine.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.

Go to store and buy cake.

[yamahonkawazuki]

should be " go to cake and buy store. " especially if you are drunk that, you shouldnt driving be. " 

[bill14224]

I always end-up with cookie dough this time of year.  Invariably a friend's kid or nephew will come out of the weeds and bushwhack me into buying a tub of cookie dough, so making my own recipe goes out the window.  Sounds good though.  I bet this recipe would actually work as long as you don't get too smashed! 

[Cal Price]

Here's a real corker, I posted this elsewhere last Christmas, it went down very well especially as it was bloody freezing weather....
http://www.freeforum101.com/allthingsout/viewtopic.php?t=295&mforum=allthingsout

Give it a go!

[yamahonkawazuki]

I always end-up with cookie dough this time of year.  Invariably a friend's kid or nephew will come out of the weeds and bushwhack me into buying a tub of cookie dough, so making my own recipe goes out the window.  Sounds good though.  I bet this recipe would actually work as long as you don't get too smashed! 

i usually would get smashed,and eat the cookie dough. and out of all these recipes, ive yet to strain my nuts

[bill14224]

Funny you mention that.  A actually did strain my nuts one Christmas.  I was carrying a big box of decorations down the attic stairs and it must have weighed 40 lbs.  Well, I slipped on the edge of a stair and by the time I caught my balance my nuts hurt like only men can imagine.  So there I was in righteous pain holding a big box halfway down three flights of stairs unable to take another step.  Nice day all the way around!

[ghostrider_23]

Just watch out for the stoner who brings in some cookies and after you eat them you feel real mellow afterwards. Happen to me at a gun range I hung out at and I guess he forgot to tell anyone the cookies were laced.

[Cal Price]

Hmmmm, been there, done that, not on a gun range but in the pub!

[yamahonkawazuki]

Just watch out for the stoner who brings in some cookies and after you eat them you feel real mellow afterwards. Happen to me at a gun range I hung out at and I guess he forgot to tell anyone the cookies were laced.

i used to do this with my herbal brownies back in the day. the only damned thing once eaten gives you this insane desire to eat more

[ghostrider_23]

Yeah, eat more herbal brownies 

Oh the good old days 

[yamahonkawazuki]

Yeah, eat more herbal brownies 

Oh the good old days 

sometimes i miss those days but glad its over. but the memories lol