How is this for getting even ...

[The Buddha]

True story 100% ...

I went to a liquor store a few days before thanksgiving. And saw that part of their front entrance was boarded up. I looked quizzically @ the people there and the guy said, someone drove into it. I said what - cos it was above 2-3 stairs and you needed to make a near right turn to hit it on the side like they did. He said, the woman was on the cell phone and ran into the thing.

I went. Wow, I guess that's the phone company's payback for every drunk who ever hit a telephone pole.

Cool.
Buddha.

[Kijona]

True story 100% ...

I went to a liquor store a few days before thanksgiving. And saw that part of their front entrance was boarded up. I looked quizzically @ the people there and the guy said, someone drove into it. I said what - cos it was above 2-3 stairs and you needed to make a near right turn to hit it on the side like they did. He said, the woman was on the cell phone and ran into the thing.

I went. Wow, I guess that's the phone company's payback for every drunk who ever hit a telephone pole.

Cool.
Buddha.

[Twisted]

Or she was really hanging for a swig of scotch.