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Started by xunedeinx, February 16, 2012, 08:55:29 PM

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xunedeinx

February 16, 2012, 08:55:29 PM
Your going to be in urban dictionary!!

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Slippery Mongoose
The slippery mongoose is a new sex move among the Australian population, primarily the Queensland area.

In order to perform the slippery mongoose, you most first dress up your significant other/paid by the hour escort in a suit that resembles a mongoose. Than, you mast have them bath in a tub full of baby oil.

To finish the move, you drill a hole threw a patio covered by AstroTurf, draw an image of a snakes face onto you phallus, and stick it threw the hole. Now, wiggle around as the slippery mongoose tries to catch and ravage its prey.
Last night, I tried to get my wife to do the slippery mongoose on me. She had no problem dressing up and getting all oily, but she was a little upset about the hole in the patio. When it came down to chasing down my snake, she took an overenthusiastic bite, and now I suffer from purple-snake syndrome.
by xunedeinx on Feb 16, 2012

tags: mongoose, snake, sex, pain, slippery

codajastal

#1
February 16, 2012, 09:35:28 PM
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I am not interested in anything you have to say
Don't bother talking to me, I will not answer you

Pontiackid73

#2
February 16, 2012, 10:12:49 PM
I am at the school library studying and happened to click on this. I laughed out loud like a tard for a few minutes. Now everyone is looking at me. Thanks for that.  :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
My bike isn't leaking oil, it's just marking its territory.

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xunedeinx

#3
February 16, 2012, 10:15:12 PM
Quote from: Pontiackid73 on February 16, 2012, 10:12:49 PM
I am at the school library studying and happened to click on this. I laughed out loud like a tard for a few minutes. Now everyone is looking at me. Thanks for that.  :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Anytime, kid, anytime!

slipperymongoose

#4
February 16, 2012, 11:26:02 PM
Lmfao  :woohoo: my own thread lol I've never felt so happy
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Twisted

#5
February 16, 2012, 11:55:38 PM
Is the "gecko" in this urban dictionary?

Kijona

#6
February 17, 2012, 12:00:05 AM
This is hogwash. Rubbish I tell you!

slipperymongoose

#7
February 17, 2012, 12:01:40 AM
Quote from: Twisted on February 16, 2012, 11:55:38 PM
Is the "gecko" in this urban dictionary?

Yes it is I even added to it.
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

codajastal

#8
February 17, 2012, 12:11:15 AM
LMFAO


gecko
When you are having vaginal intercourse with a girl in the standing doggy position with her leaning against a wall, the pee pee is removed and thrust into her anal orifice, thus causing her to attempt to 'run' up the wall like a gecko
I gave that girl a gecko.
I am not interested in anything you have to say
Don't bother talking to me, I will not answer you

slipperymongoose

#9
February 17, 2012, 12:17:00 AM
I thought it was your doing her from behind up against a wall and you digitally stimulate her anus and watch her crawl up the wall like a gekko.
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Twisted

#10
February 17, 2012, 12:21:02 AM
Both would work

slipperymongoose

#11
February 17, 2012, 12:50:43 AM
My version certainly works ;)
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

xunedeinx

#12
February 17, 2012, 09:03:27 AM
wowwww....

Still isn't approved by editors, but you WILL be in the dictionary.

slipperymongoose

#13
February 17, 2012, 06:39:21 PM
Finally I'm making my mark on the Internet. And being recognized for it. When I play on Xbox live everyone would be like what's Slipperymongoose?
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

codajastal

#14
February 17, 2012, 06:51:24 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 17, 2012, 06:39:21 PM
Finally I'm making my mark on the Internet.

As long as its not a skidmark :flipoff:
I am not interested in anything you have to say
Don't bother talking to me, I will not answer you

Tombstones81

#15
February 17, 2012, 06:54:12 PM
Quote from: codajastal on February 17, 2012, 12:11:15 AM
LMFAO


gecko
When you are having vaginal intercourse with a girl in the standing doggy position with her leaning against a wall, the pee pee is removed and thrust into her anal orifice, thus causing her to attempt to 'run' up the wall like a gecko
I gave that girl a gecko.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
that one was funnier!
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slipperymongoose

#16
February 17, 2012, 07:10:32 PM
Quote from: codajastal on February 17, 2012, 06:51:24 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 17, 2012, 06:39:21 PM
Finally I'm making my mark on the Internet.

As long as its not a skidmark :flipoff:

:2guns:  :2guns:  :2guns:

There are no skid marks with me except rubber marks on the road.
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

xunedeinx

#17
February 17, 2012, 10:35:48 PM
Its cool mongoose, my name on tampasportbikes.com is blue waffle.


Look that up.

slipperymongoose

#18
February 17, 2012, 10:37:14 PM
Yes I've seen the blue waffle
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

xunedeinx

#19
February 17, 2012, 10:40:22 PM
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