Where all them Kansans at?

[Flux Maven]

Hey, why do I not have a motorcycle gang yet? I am right by Topeka. There has to be someone on the board around here!

[codajastal]

Hey, why do I not have a motorcycle gang yet? I am right by Topeka. There has to be someone on the board around here!

Haha lol It's no fun with that lonely feeling.

[xunedeinx]

Wheres kansas?

Move to Florida. We have palm trees, and the most stressful city in America! Tampa FTMFW!

[Kijona]

Wheres kansas?

Move to Florida. We have palm trees, and the most stressful city in America! Tampa FTMFW!

You've obviously never lived in Atlanta.

[xunedeinx]

http://www2.tbo.com/news/news/2012/jan/21/memeto3-bay-area-named-most-stressed-in-us-ar-349819/

eat it and weep, orlando.

[ThunderC]

I'm also from Topeka.

I welcome you to the Nugga biker gang! Assuming you accept, that is.

[Flux Maven]

I welcome you to the Nugga biker gang!

Hell yea! I will go sell all my gear and buy a doo rag, a studded leather vest, and some ape hangers for my bike. 

[xunedeinx]

ape hangers on a gs?

you people from kansas are weird.

I guess, though, during a tornado it'll help you hang onto the bike?

Why would you be riding your bike in a tornado anyway?

[ThunderC]

ape hangers on a gs?

you people from kansas are weird.

I guess, though, during a tornado it'll help you hang onto the bike?

Why would you be riding your bike in a tornado anyway?

Well, since we're in KS, there are ALWAYS tornadoes.  Add in the fact that KS is so flat, and riding through tornadoes is the only way we can have an exciting ride in KS.

PS, if you don't have ape hangers on your crotch rocket, you aren't cool enough for the Nugga gang.   

[xunedeinx]

Damn, man, I just got outted.

I gotta ride kansas one day, If you hit like, 120 before entering directly through a tornado, do you come out the other side 20 feet higher in the air, like, evel kneivel style, except for a ramp you have strong up-currents?

That would be complete dope, man.

[Flux Maven]

Damn, man, I just got outted.

I gotta ride kansas one day, If you hit like, 120 before entering directly through a tornado, do you come out the other side 20 feet higher in the air, like, evel kneivel style, except for a ramp you have strong up-currents?

That would be complete dope, man.

Do you think we are n00bz or something?  20ft is weak. When we come flying out of our tornado jump we are doing at least 210 mph and are 500ft high. Don't worry, we don't have the same gravity here in kansas as the rest of the world has so landings are a walk in the park.

[xunedeinx]

Badass man, welcome to the loony bin.