long stabby thing

[yamahonkawazuki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_fMN9kFm14 

[Twisted]

Yeh don't mess with us Aussies 

[mister]

Yeh don't mess with us Aussies 

Yeah, otherwise we will "whack you off" from afar 

Michael

[codajastal]

Yeh don't mess with us Aussies 

Yeah, otherwise we will "whack you off" from afar 

Michael

I lost it when i heard that

[Twisted]

Yeh don't mess with us Aussies 

Yeah, otherwise we will "whack you off" from afar 

Michael

I lost it when i heard that

Sorry did you say something? I seem to be hypnotised by your avatar

[yamahonkawazuki]

Yeh don't mess with us Aussies 

Yeah, otherwise we will "whack you off" from afar 

Michael

I lost it when i heard that

Sorry did you say something? I seem to be hypnotised by your avatar

you got " whacked off from afar" or youre whacking off from afar lol

[Twisted]

Like a Spider Monkey

[slipperymongoose]

Or a drop bear

[Twisted]

Or a drop bear

Bunyip's man they are on the prowl

[SgtBatten]

f%$king drop bears got me last week. those fuckers are big. really hurts the next day

[mister]

Karl is on a roll....

I just had a bike of Georgies bun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVTxgIlmZ-U&feature=related

You got a big one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmoRiscp6oY

Video bombing (like photo bombing but with video instead) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAoJAWFZcWQ

[yamahonkawazuki]

f%$king drop bears got me last week. those fuckers are big. really hurts the next day

not familiar with aussie slang is that similar to a " dingleberry?"
hell maybe not. cant figure out the definition in context with this.
"A drop bear (or dropbear) is a fictional Australian marsupial commonly said to be an unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koala that inhabit treetops and attack its prey by dropping onto their heads from above. They are an example of local lore intended to frighten and confuse outsiders, and amuse locals, similar to the jackalope, hoop snake, haggis or snipe hunting. "

[mister]

fairly good description apart for the fictional part.

[codajastal]

f%$king drop bears got me last week. those fuckers are big. really hurts the next day

not familiar with aussie slang is that similar to a " dingleberry?"
hell maybe not. cant figure out the definition in context with this.
"A drop bear (or dropbear) is a fictional Australian marsupial commonly said to be an unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koala that inhabit treetops and attack its prey by dropping onto their heads from above. They are an example of local lore intended to frighten and confuse outsiders, and amuse locals, similar to the jackalope, hoop snake, haggis or snipe hunting. "

Haha dinglberry is something hanging off a sheeps bum, hoop snakes exist they bite there tails and roll after you when you try to run , haggis is a fkn horrible food loved by the scottish, snipe hunting is an auction term used for last minute bidding and sorry but cant remember what a jacalope is.

[mister]

dag: sheeps bum

[codajastal]

see below

[codajastal]

should have used the dictionary haha

English

Noun
dingleberry (plural dingleberries)
(slang) A small piece of feces clumped to hair around the anus.
Noun
dag (plural dags)
A dangling lock of sheep's wool matted with dung.

Sounds so much better like this

[codajastal]

English

Noun
hoop snake (plural hoop snakes)

Hoop snake
A mythical creature of the United States and Australia, a snake that grasps its tail in its jaws and thereby rolls after its prey like a wheel.

[codajastal]

How to stop a drop bear attack

It is often suggested that doing ridiculous things like having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears will deter the creatures

[Twisted]

English

Noun
hoop snake (plural hoop snakes)

Hoop snake
A mythical creature of the United States and Australia, a snake that grasps its tail in its jaws and thereby rolls after its prey like a wheel.

We don't need to make up mythical snakes that will kill you here. 6 out of the top 10 most venomous snakes in the world are found in Australia. If they don't kill you the spiders, crocodiles and drop bears will.