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OT: Heres The Daily Funny

Started by 96gs, December 06, 2003, 10:23:24 PM

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96gs

BTW, i plan on doin daily funnys for all of you. maybe 2 a day. depends on the feedback. heres the joke:

Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.

Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, 'Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?'

Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon his mummy starts moaning and gasping and Johnny cries out, 'Hang on tight, Daddy. This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!'
1996 Suzuki GS500E
Cobra F1R Slip-On Pipe (Polished)
K&N Replacement Air Filter
Gel-Seat
NC F-16 Fairing
LP Footpegs
Progressive Fork Springs
Katana 600 Rear Shock

http://www.geocities.com/sdhinton2007/MY_WEB_PAGE.html

Briliu

daaaammmmnnnnnnnn! Three thumbs up!  :thumb:  :thumb:  :thumb:
Happyness is like peeing you pants.  Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

96gs

Quote from: Briliudaaaammmmnnnnnnnn! Three thumbs up!  :thumb:  :thumb:  :thumb:

or maybe just on big middle one. (check the sig. lol
1996 Suzuki GS500E
Cobra F1R Slip-On Pipe (Polished)
K&N Replacement Air Filter
Gel-Seat
NC F-16 Fairing
LP Footpegs
Progressive Fork Springs
Katana 600 Rear Shock

http://www.geocities.com/sdhinton2007/MY_WEB_PAGE.html

Mat

that was superbulous

keep them coming
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Matt with one t
www.pashnit.com/
91 gs500e
04 cbr600rr

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