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LMAO today @ work

Started by yamahonkawazuki, September 07, 2012, 05:39:19 PM

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yamahonkawazuki

opening/servicing a timex watch, i use a knife instead of case opener, cause case opener is too blunt . anyhoo knife skips across back, cuts thru half my fingrertip and stabs me in the palm. damn cleanup was not fun. 6 stitches later, difficult to postwhore, cause  i hit middle finger ( typing) LMAO ohh what a day lol
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
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"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
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codajastal

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ive done that before lol. No stitches for me though cause Im fucken hard but it hurt like hell at the time.
Hope it heals fast yama cause a damaged finger is a real PIA.
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yamahonkawazuki

i am laughing about it cause after either ER or myself removes the stitches, it will scar like a smiley face :) if i were to flip someone off with my palm facing them, theyd get a bird and a smile
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

pave_spectre

I have done something similar, jamming a knife right into the first joint of my index finger nearly down to the bone (or last joint, whichever one that attaches to the palm). My mum being a nurse, decided it might need stitches, but just used some steri-strips to hold it together :D. Now I have a centimetre and a half curved scar right in the joint.
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adidasguy

Super glue works on cuts. Keep a tube handy next time you play with knives.  :icon_lol:

pave_spectre

Just be careful if you use superglue.

The household stuff is different to medical grade superglue, and can get significantly hot.
I like a non-sequitur as much as the next Giraffe.

Watevaman

 This is why you never have your hand in the way the knife will travel.

Learned that a long time ago with a utility knife.
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Alphad0g

Ohhh, knife wounds. So much fun.

Went over to my parents house to pick up a box that had been delivered, decided to sit inside for a minute. Didn't notice the smell of natural gas from the stove leaking until after my mom got back.

In a mixture of wanting to open the box, and being stupid from breathing in gas, I decided to open the box with a broken knife that was in my old room, and managed to slip and cut my thumb and arm wide open. Bloods evarwhar.
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yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: Watevaman on September 09, 2012, 05:19:20 AM
This is why you never have your hand in the way the knife will travel.

Learned that a long time ago with a utility knife.
unfortunately im predominately right handed. so left holds watch. but now on, will use knife in a pivot motion NOT pressure like i did. wont use pressure unless absolutely necessary. and pave you are right. i DO have several tubes of super glue and jewelers glue as well in desk.  yes it does get hot. but after cleaning up all the blood ill deal with heat lol. funny thing was  i didnt feel it hit finger tip i DID FEEL the stab though. but had my fingernail not stopped the blade ( or had blade not hit nail) be be sans fingertip. docs were discussing removal :/
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

yamahonkawazuki

todat i didnt cut myself. but DID get to see a pretty rare bike
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Janx101

whats the bike Yama?... i mean it looks a bit like a Harley 48 but not .. excuse my under-edumacation .. in some respects i have the same bike recognition skills as my missus ... '2 wheels ... motor ... handlebars .. yep thats probably a bike!' ... or half a lawnmower  :icon_rolleyes:

yamahonkawazuki

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Janx101

ahh ok... it was wheels threw me off a bit... it looked familiar somehow ..

i know one bloke that has one (to say hello to anyway) .. and have seen about 3 or 4 others around my district area in the last 2 years .. quite popular over this way.. from memoery though i would have said they had spoke wheels ... though that may be the local 'flavour'

old mate that i say g'day to though .. .dont even know his real name.. everyone just calls him Dirty Dave ..  :thumb:

yamahonkawazuki

rode one a few miles @ the charity bike ride i work every year. that one makes 2 ive seen in 5 years. or 2 that i know of anyhoo
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Janx101

one of these days soon... i'll take the DSLR up to the local weekend stop spot .. always some interesting rides passing through ... i'll see if i can make you a 'jealous much?' album  ;)

yamahonkawazuki

go for it. i enjoy seeing bikes, that i cant get my hands on easily  :cheers: theres plenty of sporty 1200's hell i can "upgrade" an 883c and harley will warranty it could build one looking like the xr. its just theres not many. quite possibly. more made it your way versus my part of the country.
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Janx101

yeah true.... just had a thought ... mebbe .. just mebbe .. theres a 'adidas-analogue' over here somewhere .. but for the xr1200! ...  :D .. he collects the parts and bikes just the same.... just a whole heap more chrome ..  :thumb:

von der Neeth

Way off topic by now, but interesting sign in the background of the Hog.

Is there much of a market for 'used game'?
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yamahonkawazuki

go for it, i insist. harley honors my work because of the education/training. but get the pics for sure. i got paid by hd for working on my own bike LMAO. ( when the ban angle switch went out.)
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

yamahonkawazuki

pulled stitches out. unlike moses and the red sea, it didnt part  :cheers:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

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