ONLY IN AUSTRALIA

[The Buddha]

What's the difference between canadia and mexico ?

In mexico they speak more english. 

Cool.
Buddha.

[mister]

How can I say this without being rude... um....

Fuk Off with this US/Canada/Mexico shaZam!. This is the Australia thread. Fuk. Don't make me come over there. 

[Bear]

YEAH! dont make do that!!   

[Janx101]

Oh relax lads ... I did make a overall somewhat valid comparison between Canada and QLD! 

And it ain't like you are strangers to thread-crashing! 

[The Buddha]

Oh relax lads ... I did make a overall somewhat valid comparison between Canada and QLD! 

And it ain't like you are strangers to thread-crashing! 

Good point ... but it is australians you're talking to, so type slowly ...
Cool.
Buddha.

[mister]

Try the pic again...

[Janx101]

Well now ... I figured the speed thing out years ago ... Everyone can type at whatever speed they want ... It don't matter .. We Aussies will still read it slow anyway .... Then we screw our faces up and figure out all the big words ... Check again to see if someone is being a dickhead ... Then let rip back at em with some invective & situational dramatics .

Personally I find it easier to type in th swearing first then edit in the info THEN polish and round the concept off with a few Strine-isms! ... But I'm from NSW ... Those QUEENSLANDERS lock themselves into a room with some bananas and keyboards then type away till one day some words or maybe even sense come out .... It's hopeless waiting for them to produce Shakespeare tho .. Cos they just grab a long pointy stick and shake it around in front of themselves in a vague manner! ... Very literal is the average Qld'er ... Very average too! 

[mister]

We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks

[adidasguy]

...Those QUEENSLANDERS lock themselves into a room with some bananas and keyboards then type away till one day some words or maybe even sense come out .... It's hopeless waiting for them to produce Shakespeare tho .. Cos they just grab a long pointy stick and shake it around in front of themselves in a vague manner!

http://youtu.be/Ttdfc8-Blho

[Janx101]

  well done on the reference vid ... I wasn't gonna make it that obvious .. They woulda had to work it all out ... But cool and exactly my point ..... 

[yamahonkawazuki]

Ehh australians living in a huge island/cont. water flowing backwards, always on the piss. some weird chaps Eh?

[codajastal]

[ojstinson]

I'll takes me chances, nothing is worse than Vegemite.

[pave_spectre]

I'll takes me chances, nothing is worse than Vegemite.

Vegemite is fantastic.

[adidasguy]

i remember Paul Hogan touting Vegemite! 

That's enough endorsement for me!  (To never try it)

[ThatOtherGuy]

I'm an Aussie through and through and I cannot stand vegemite.

[codajastal]

I'm an Aussie through and through and I cannot stand vegemite.

Im not much of a fan either

[pave_spectre]

Clearly unAustralian!

[ThatOtherGuy]

Clearly unAustralian!

LOL and yet my wife who was born O/S loves Vegemite.

[pave_spectre]

She is obviously very Australian!