SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE

[yamahonkawazuki]

I've just heard that Michael Jackson is happy at long last....


He has finally turned completely white!
 

[codajastal]

A Happy Marriage

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long
been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful &
loving couple" The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to
the secret of their long and happy marriage.


The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America ," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona
and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell
off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again
my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile
when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed
a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot
the poor animal like that, are you *+%$**£" crazy!?"



She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

And from that moment.... " we have lived happily ever after."