Plaid

[adidasguy]

Ok. I wonder who designs plaid? Is there a school for it? Not talking tartan plans of Scotland. But what about your normal plaid shirt? Is there a school for it?

On another note, I am not home so forget any parts questions until I get bak. Swimming In the ocean witn sea turtles is more fun.

Why is beef oxtail called that rather than  beef beef tail? It is not from an ox.

[xunedeinx]

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

[jestercinti]

If its a penny for your thoughts, why do you always give your 2 cents?

[dam]

If its a penny for your thoughts, why do you always give your 2 cents?

It's 2 cents because you're offering it but all anybody is willing to give you is 1 penny

[The Buddha]

Yup, whenever I need a plaid shirt or pants, and underwear and socks too, I always go to the "plaid pants and shirts and underwear store" - you know they sell nothing else, and there is over 700,000 varieties of plaid to choose from, and only buy the ones that have been designed by the "plaid design institute of america italy and germany" and endorsed by Bob Vila.

Yup, the "plaid design institute of america italy and germany" makes the best plaid designs.

Did you know that no 2 plaid designs are identical. They are like the stripes on a cheetah, or the spots on the tigers and zebra, and when a tiger attacks a zebra and gets blood stripes on itself, its no longer the same tiger.

Cool.
Buddha.

[gsatterw]

just go to a catholic school and offer the girls money for their skirts, then make your own clothes.

its not creepy.

really.

[gsatterw]

damn i killed it  <---me