Aussie area?

[codajastal]

Lived there and realised that's where all the retards come from

[slipperymongoose]

You mean putting the retards in there place

[Janx101]

I Think he is geographically challenged Cods! ... Pah ... "The young these days eh!?"

You on a roll there Malf!! ...  ... But don't swamp them with too much .. They might Dam you!! ... Or at least mistime the water release 

[Twisted]

Or suck on Phil Goulds hairy ginger left nut

[codajastal]

Been to Sydney, didn't like it, probably won't go back. Lived in The Bay

[slipperymongoose]

Sydney, great place to take a dump and know it will end up in someone's mouth on bondi

[codajastal]

Sydney, great place to take a dump and know it will end up in someone's mouth on bondi

yea gotta agree with that

[Malfruen]

Oh, god. That made my month Janx! I almost forgot about the shaZam! I put up with today

[slipperymongoose]

All the men have a bondi body......... Far from manly

[Malfruen]

Just sayin'

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[slipperymongoose]

One direction?

[Malfruen]

Both this thread and that band are quickly sliding down the shitter. So yeah, I guess.

[slipperymongoose]

So just like nsw? Ha 

[mister]

Cods, Slips prob did tell you rocky. He gets so confused with his BS he forgets what BS he told to different people.

[slipperymongoose]

Just cause you can no longer keep up 

[mister]

You know Slip, in my experience, people who keep talking about sex aren't getting any. And more so when they try to brag how they keep it up and go hard all night long and whatever.

There are other things to talk about besides sex. What are you, a friggin 12 year old?

[slipperymongoose]

So you don't have much experience then?

[codajastal]

WHAT A GREAT STORY.........
 
A school inspector is sent to assess a Year 4 class in a local New South Wales State School.

He is introduced to the class by the teacher.


She says to the class, "Let's show the inspector just how clever
you are by allowing him to ask you a question."
The inspector reasons that normally class starts with religious
instruction, so he will ask a biblical question.
He asks: "Class, who broke down the walls of Jericho?"

For a full minute there is absolute silence.
Eventually, little Billy raises his hand.


Billy stands up and replies: "Sir, I do not know who broke down the
walls of Jericho,  but I can assure you it wasn't me."

Of course the inspector is shocked by the answer and the lack of
knowledge of the famous bible story and he looks at
the teacher for an explanation.


Realising that he is perturbed, the teacher says:


"Well, I've known Billy since the start of the year, and I believe
that if he says that he didn't do it then he didn't do it."




The inspector is even more shocked at this and storms down to
the principal's office and tells him what happened, to which the
principal replies: "I don't know the boy, but I believe his teacher.
If she feels that the boy is innocent, then he must be innocent."

The inspector can't believe what he is hearing.


He grabs the phone on the principal's desk and in a rage, dials
Julia Gillard, our Prime Minister, and rattles off the entire occurrence to her and asks
her what she thinks of the education standard in the State.


The PM sighs heavily and replies:
"Look, I don't know the boy, the teacher or the principal, and I've never
heard of the school.  Just get three quotes and have the bloody wall fixed!!"

[codajastal]

Sleeping with Mick.
The guys were on a motorcycle tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you"? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night".

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night".

The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all night."

With age comes wisdom.