Spring break!

[Badot]

Which I'm spending stuck in the dorm due to needing to work. With any luck I'll be able to visit the girlfriend in PA for a few days. Not looking forward to the 300 mile 35 degree (forecasted) ride, but heated grips and a head gasket await me there (no way in **** I'm shipping anything worth more than $10 here...)

First day off I spent cleaning my roommate's old moldy candy bars, hair (seriously, how the **** is there so much of his hair in there?) and some kind of slime out of the freezer so I have some method to store food (since the cafeteria is closed over break). I've asked him multiple times to clean it and he hasn't. I think I'll put a ratchet strap on it before he gets back. I don't think he'll be able to figure out a ratchet strap. I'm about to head out to Wally World to grab some real food   .


So, who else isn't having fun on break yet?
(I kinda assume if you're enjoying yourself you probably won't be here)

[jestercinti]

Not in school so I work.


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[yamahonkawazuki]

i had roomies steal my food constantly. so i started making my dishes EXTREMELY hot. as in either a nearly whole can of mace into chili or several flakes of capsium extract ( 2-3x hotter than ghost chili) in with steak or chili. after first time they raided this, they never did again.

[pliskin]

I'm in PA. I can do you a solid and go keep your girlfriend company until you get there .

But seriously, I love spring break. Been to many-o-spring break. If I was not married with a kid I'd be at one somewhere. I was....and still am the ultimate spring break party animal. I'm amazed I'm still alive. Daytona, Ft. Lauderdale, Lake Havasu, AZ. Nogales Mexico, Tijuana (HOLY SHLIT). They where all insane. I can still beer bong or shotgun a beer or 2 or 3 faster than anyone on the planet....really. I miss those days so much.

My advice,
Never get married unless she is a programmable robot. After school don't let your job take control of you. Do whatever you can to keep hold of your freedom to do what you what when you want. If someone don't like it, screw'em.

In the immortal words of Jeff Spicolli
"all i need are some tasty waves a cool buzz and i'm fine"

Rent the movie Spring Break
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086352/

[Badot]

i had roomies steal my food constantly. so i started making my dishes EXTREMELY hot. as in either a nearly whole can of mace into chili or several flakes of capsium extract ( 2-3x hotter than ghost chili) in with steak or chili. after first time they raided this, they never did again.

Hmm, well, he doesn't steal my food but maybe I'd just have to dump a bunch of disinfectant in whenever something starts growing green fuzzies next. But I'm not trying to be mean about it I just want a clean fridge that I can actually keep stuff in! I need some way to store food since I frequently can't eat dinner at the cafeteria due to work, and ramen and dehydrated potatoes get old pretty quick.

I love spicy food though 

Never get married unless she is a programmable robot.

Ah, but I actually enjoy being around her for extended periods of time 

That and I don't really care for partying and all that stuff. Call me weird but I prefer going out for a long ride or spending the night in playing video games and cuddling.

[pliskin]

Oh no,  you should not be talking like that . Boys, sounds like we need an intervention here. No wait, you'll need to learn for yourself. Carry on with you cuddle session......