Roommate issues...

[pliskin]

On a side note I saw a glass coffee table with real brass legs for sale at a yard sale. It was marked with a "make offer" tag. I felt like dragging it home behind my bike.

[john]

Should have offered one night of consensual man on man love.

[pliskin]

Should have offered one night of consensual man on man love.

Well, I walked right into that one.

I should have showed the lady this here thread about a glass tables and all the trouble they can bring. Then I ask her for $30 to take it off her hands. Then she would say "but I paid $60 for it". I'd say keep the damn thing. She'd say, OK, OK, I'll give you $30 and the table. I'd take the $30 and leave the table. She'd be standing there scratching her head thinking what the hell just happened.

[gsatterw]

So I get this text from my old roommate the other day:



Looks like I made out with a free table. Wish I had the chairs too. But they made my butt hurt, so, it's cool.

Graham 

[Janx101]

wow.. harsh! ... you'd better ring the IRS anonymously and let them know you think he isnt declaring all his financial gains!! 

[pliskin]

Holly HeII, not the glass coffee table thread back from the dead!! That shlit head roomie of yours is rubbing it in your face. Put this with the illegal gravel thread and start a whole new category in the Main Area.

I swear, If I ever see a another glass table I'm going Chris Farley on it.

Yea, I'm gonna smash it.

[BockinBboy]

Can't see the text...  I'm hanging in suspense!... I don't know what's going on!...

- Bboy

[gsatterw]

[pliskin]

DUDE! He's gonna hook you with that sweet sweet table like a tweeker and a spoon of meth. Then.....he'll miraculously get the chairs back. He's gonna want $60 bucks for those azz smashing wrought iron tush holders. BREAK THAT F'en table pleeeeeeze.

[RossLH]

I'm with pliskin on this one. That table needs to be smashed.

[pliskin]

Smash your head into it

No, don't to that. You could hurt yourself. Do what these dude did.

Or this