Thank you Richard Leger

[RossLH]

WV has hillbillies and/or hicks. Completely different demographic.

[Janx101]

yeah i know the quote reference ... 

well .. maybe WV is worthy enough to be nearly Aussie?!.. hmm... would have to send them to the poorer bogan areas though... so they didnt feel threatened..

perhaps some sort of exhange program could be setup ... 

[Kijona]

yeah i know the quote reference ... 

well .. maybe WV is worthy enough to be nearly Aussie?!.. hmm... would have to send them to the poorer bogan areas though... so they didnt feel threatened..

perhaps some sort of exhange program could be setup ... 

This was your 1600th post. Just thought you should know.

[Janx101]

1600 eh ...

lol.... geez i must crap on a bit eh!!! 

[yamahonkawazuki]

lmao... wow... Aussie-ness ..  ... thats brutal ... bahahahaha... it sounds so much more 'derogatory' than being called a bastard in that context!!....

yes we are very colonial and common ... 

comes from our complete certainty that no matter what anyone, anywhere, anytime ... says....

We are the Chosen People!!.. We have the default Win.. for country, beaches, rum, girls, food and pretty much everything else...

anyone that disagrees can "f*^k off back to their bark huts" .. oh and we have the Deniliquin Aussie Ute Muster

.. and anyone not liking that can F&#k off too!! ... 

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!! 

okay aussiehole your weird even not on the piss. gotta like it tho. when yall stir the shaZam! sometimes can be brutal. but all in good fun Eh:? even the semi fake drop bears. and backwards flushing toilets and such. still have no idea woh duck legger is

[pliskin]

I'm a redneck.
I learned to drive in a rusted out 1970 Chevelle. I drank water out of the same stream cows drank our of. I pack heat sometimes. Every day I'll do 100mph on single lane roads to get to my job 15miles from my house. I know how to skin a squirrel... and cook cook it. I chewed lead as a kid and I'm still here. I got held up at gunpoint when I was about 7 and got stabbed in the face by my friend because we where playing with knives when I was 11 or 12.

Here is the best part of being a redneck.

When I was in high school, I had a class. I think it was called wildlife or something. We had to pick a project to build. I made a 12inch bowie knife and my buddy made a black powder pistol...in class, in school. I kept a foot long knife in my locker and even carried it in my book-bag and it was ok back then. By back then I'm talking about the 1980's. The teacher even took us on a field trip to his farm where he blasted blocks of ice and buckets of water with various firearms to show us what guns can do....out in a corn field, one teacher and 20 students just standing right behind him watching. Now that's redneck.

[Kiwingenuity]

Now that's redneck.

Thats epic   

[Janx101]

Yep... that is fair cool!!! .. 

[pliskin]

Here is my faviroite redneck party. I know it looks like a fight but it's not. This is the infield party at the Preakness in Maryland (one of the triple crown horse races).
Every year 30 thousand people go nuts in the infield of the track. I've been face down in a pile of beer cans here on many occasions. Sucks the past few years because you can't take in your own beer. Back a few years ago you could walk into the track carrying as much beer as you can carry without help. That was the rule. Now I think you gotta by it by the cup at the track. I quit going. To bad it was always a good time. Someone from our group always got beat up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0Sr3GOYPGOA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JWPrpk_RL44

[Janx101]

okay aussiehole your weird even not on the piss. gotta like it tho. when yall stir the shaZam! sometimes can be brutal. but all in good fun Eh:? even the semi fake drop bears. and backwards flushing toilets and such. still have no idea woh duck legger is

aussiehole?  ... thats gotta be a typo? ..

we stir shaZam! between each other for fun... think the main thing is... in person there is always the 'pregnant pause' wait and see if they catch on / blow a fuse ... then a lot of laughing and swearing at each other in jest.. kinda thing...

and old mate Duck up top... yeah i dunno.... i actually think Johnny muffed it... and created a thread when he meant to PM the bloke?!? .. maybe John was hopped up on shirley temples and going hard at it on the keyboard? 

[yamahonkawazuki]

okay aussiehole your weird even not on the piss. gotta like it tho. when yall stir the shaZam! sometimes can be brutal. but all in good fun Eh:? even the semi fake drop bears. and backwards flushing toilets and such. still have no idea woh duck legger is

aussiehole?  ... thats gotta be a typo? ..

we stir shaZam! between each other for fun... think the main thing is... in person there is always the 'pregnant pause' wait and see if they catch on / blow a fuse ... then a lot of laughing and swearing at each other in jest.. kinda thing...

and old mate Duck up top... yeah i dunno.... i actually think Johnny muffed it... and created a thread when he meant to PM the bloke?!? .. maybe John was hopped up on shirley temples and going hard at it on the keyboard? 

i figured aussiehole as firendly way of saying @$$hole err butthole etc jus joshin ya my friend course you know that. if i had a beef with you or anyone here id take it to pm

[Janx101]

ahh ok .. lol... yeah that was my initial thought... and i got it... but then i wondered... had John put a new swear filter in and it came out as Aussiehole... 

and no use taking it to the PM mate... our Prime Minister is a chick... and a Ranga .. and despite talking the talk... she walks like a duck!!.. i mean literally... i didnt type d ick ..

[yamahonkawazuki]

alt keys work wonders for filters my friend. Dìck Tìts Fück etc lol

[RossLH]

I'm a redneck.
I learned to drive in a rusted out 1970 Chevelle. I drank water out of the same stream cows drank our of. I pack heat sometimes. Every day I'll do 100mph on single lane roads to get to my job 15miles from my house. I know how to skin a squirrel... and cook cook it. I chewed lead as a kid and I'm still here. I got held up at gunpoint when I was about 7 and got stabbed in the face by my friend because we where playing with knives when I was 11 or 12.

Here is the best part of being a redneck.

When I was in high school, I had a class. I think it was called wildlife or something. We had to pick a project to build. I made a 12inch bowie knife and my buddy made a black powder pistol...in class, in school. I kept a foot long knife in my locker and even carried it in my book-bag and it was ok back then. By back then I'm talking about the 1980's. The teacher even took us on a field trip to his farm where he blasted blocks of ice and buckets of water with various firearms to show us what guns can do....out in a corn field, one teacher and 20 students just standing right behind him watching. Now that's redneck.

Man I'm glad that you're embracing the title, but I'm afraid you're severely confused. You want to see rednecks? Preakness is not the place to go--my whole life I've lived not 15 miles from there, I'm very familiar with the people. Go to a NASCAR tailgate a day before a big race, walk around carrying a case of Budweiser on one shoulder, you'll see rednecks.

[yamahonkawazuki]

I'm a redneck.
I learned to drive in a rusted out 1970 Chevelle. I drank water out of the same stream cows drank our of. I pack heat sometimes. Every day I'll do 100mph on single lane roads to get to my job 15miles from my house. I know how to skin a squirrel... and cook cook it. I chewed lead as a kid and I'm still here. I got held up at gunpoint when I was about 7 and got stabbed in the face by my friend because we where playing with knives when I was 11 or 12.

Here is the best part of being a redneck.

When I was in high school, I had a class. I think it was called wildlife or something. We had to pick a project to build. I made a 12inch bowie knife and my buddy made a black powder pistol...in class, in school. I kept a foot long knife in my locker and even carried it in my book-bag and it was ok back then. By back then I'm talking about the 1980's. The teacher even took us on a field trip to his farm where he blasted blocks of ice and buckets of water with various firearms to show us what guns can do....out in a corn field, one teacher and 20 students just standing right behind him watching. Now that's redneck.

Man I'm glad that you're embracing the title, but I'm afraid you're severely confused. You want to see rednecks? Preakness is not the place to go--my whole life I've lived not 15 miles from there, I'm very familiar with the people. Go to a NASCAR tailgate a day before a big race, walk around carrying a case of Budweiser on one shoulder, you'll see rednecks.

and will have more friends than you can handle until said beer runs out. then you go to local mart and graba  case of nasty ass err natural ice. just dont flash my nascar sticker. redone in photochop to say nascrap. tends to make enemies. although if done in secret ( at said tailgate parties, take a bunch of them and put on various cars and watch the ensuing fisticuffs ( mostly one handed. Other one holding beer) i used ot take john mccain stickers and put them on obama cars at walmart. or at rallies ( during campaign that is/was) yeah i was a mean SOB at times. all i need is a name and an address, and i can cause hell w/o anything illegal. such as signing up a straight man to ghey pr0n or sending a free playboy subscription to a lesbian household etc. sometimes fun using freebies lol

[Janx101]

You are getting more Aussie every day Yama   

[pliskin]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, just one second there Yama. Don't bring my beer into this, Natural Ice is my brand. I drink it warm

Speedway dirt track is right across a field from me. They race micro's,  sprints, legends, limited stocks and street stocks. They don't let you in unless you gots-a case of Natural Ice. A case of National Bohemian or Beast (Milwaukee's Best) will get you a seat in the back row. It's a good time.

[yamahonkawazuki]

You are getting more Aussie every day Yama   

got to admit it is fun sometimes

[john]

alt keys work wonders for filters my friend. Yama is a dork Yama is a loser I have no pee pee etc lol

Yes they sure do

[BockinBboy]

I can't believe this thread has approached three pages and we still don't know anything about the topic?!

- Bboy