WHO ARE THE MOST INFAMOUS FORUMERS!!!

scratch · January 13, 2004, 05:18:24 PM

Why, can't you date the 18 year olds? They're only half my age as of today, but I'm married, of course

... :lol:

Happy Birthday, Rich!

96gs · January 13, 2004, 05:28:52 PM

well guess wut. i feel that it is time for m to stp in. oh and btw, john this is what you remind me of so it is dedicated to you.

Pastor Bob walked into a neighborhood pub that was hopping with music and dancing.
Every now and than the lights would go out followed by an eruption of cheers from the crowd.
When somebody noticed the pastor however, the revelry stopped, and the room got very quiet.
Feeling awkward and out of place, the pastor went to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
"For heavens sake, why not?"
"Well, there is a large statue of a woman in there, and I'm afraid it would offend you, being a man of the cloth and all. She is only wearing a fig leaf over her...."
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll just look the other way."
And still feeling very self-conscious in the quiet room he entered the men's room.
After a few minutes he emerged, and the whole place was filled with music and dancing again, and everyone was giving him an enthusiastic round of applause.
Several patrons came to him, slapped him on the back, put their arms around his shoulders, and led him to the bar where he was presented with a cold drink, on the house.
"I don't understand," the bewildered pastor whispered to the bartender, "What happened?"
"They know you're one of us now," the bartender replied with a grin.
"How?"
The bartender grinned and slid another drink to him. "When the fig leaf on the statue is lifted, all the lights go out."

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alerbaugh · January 13, 2004, 06:32:44 PM

Well happy birthday Rich500.

P.S. My brother loves your avatar :lol:

octane · January 13, 2004, 11:29:41 PM

I got one for ya 96...anyone who's easily offended can look away now!

A little boy goes to his father and says, "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?". The dad thinks and says, "That's hard to explain son. Do this...go ask I love YOU if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister is she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. And then go ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, and see if you can figure it out." The boy does as he's told and asks the questions. The mother replies, "Oh yes! Robert Redford is the handsomest man alive! I would definately do it!". The sister says, "Oh my god, Brad Pitt is like so hot. Of course I would!". Then the brother answers, "Well, a million dollars is an awful lot of money. Do you know what I could do with that much money?! I guess I'd do it."
The next day the dad asks the boy, "Son, did you figure out the answer to your question?" The little boy thinks about it and says, "I think so. Potentially we're sittin' on 3 million dollars. But realistically we're living with two sluts and a alternative lifestyle man!" :lol:

mwdbruno · January 14, 2004, 08:52:33 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one...

jake42 · January 14, 2004, 07:29:16 PM

dammit i wanna be infamous. :x

that's it i'm posting pictures of my cadaver from work posed on my bike int he wof.

yamahonkawazuki · January 14, 2004, 08:35:28 PM

jake42 wrote:

Quotethat's it i'm posting pictures of my cadaver from work posed on my bike int he wof.

hmm then maybe they'd change your moniker to um.... uhhh...
"stiffy"?

:mrgreen:

The Antibody · January 15, 2004, 11:39:47 AM

don't worry Jake... we cool members just haven't been recognized yet.

-Anti

scratch · January 15, 2004, 11:50:48 AM

Anti- you just have the coolest custom paint job.

And, your Antics deserve an honorable mention and I'll vote for ya to be added to the list. :mrgreen:

jake42 · January 15, 2004, 11:51:02 AM

Quote from: The Antibodydon't worry Jake... we cool members just haven't been recognized yet.

-Anti

It's anti-PA. well um not quite I think i saw Rashad's name on there somewhere.

Dammit... PA represent!

jake

96gs · January 15, 2004, 02:36:31 PM

hold on. am i infamous. im not really sure.

scratch · January 15, 2004, 05:31:54 PM

Yes.

You are.

Add yourself to the list.

john · January 15, 2004, 07:15:52 PM

Not one of you think to mention me.

BANNED! The lot of ya! :nana:

yamahonkawazuki · January 15, 2004, 07:27:17 PM

nah, last time i ragged the gstwin god, i became a piss-ant :dunno:

Ah well.....

octane · January 15, 2004, 07:30:58 PM

Quote from: yamahonkawazukinah, last time i ragged the gstwin god, i became a piss-ant :dunno:
Ah well.....

That's how you become infamous!!

96gs · January 15, 2004, 08:17:48 PM

Quote from: johnNot one of you think to mention me.

BANNED! The lot of ya! :nana:

yea you were. remeber my first post. i sent it out to you. basically adding you to the list.

Blueknyt · January 15, 2004, 11:50:57 PM

For once, im not blamed YEAH! :mrgreen:

john · January 16, 2004, 09:00:36 PM

Quote from: BlueknytFor once, im not blamed YEAH! :mrgreen:

Oh yes you are! Nice custom title

Blueknyt · January 16, 2004, 10:39:12 PM

What? :x (*&#@$^@Q#_)$## :guns: ~~~~

yamahonkawazuki · January 17, 2004, 01:36:42 AM

that is why you try not to rag on the gstwin god.much, :lol: ah well at least we have a new scape-goat :mrgreen:

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