Laughable product descriptions

[yamahonkawazuki]

Contains odor-fighting "atomic robots" that "shoot lasers" at your "stench monsters" and replaces them with fresh, clean, masculine "scent elves" ( on a container of old spice high endurance deodorant. ) this was in same store that sold a tshirt to me that said " its all fun and games until someone loses their weiner. " ( two stick figures standing around a camp fire having a hot dog roast. )

[ShanghaiPete]

Malaysian shops sell Pineapple Brand Toilet Paper Roll. My dad always has laugh when he see the paper in shop. Mummy says

[ShanghaiPete]

At college the toilet paper box says "recycled toilet paper" and that makes me laugh too. Maybe dad has given me his sense of humour??

[yamahonkawazuki]

Malaysian shops sell Pineapple Brand Toilet Paper Roll. My dad always has laugh when he see the paper in shop. Mummy says

Would be funny if you told someone to use the pineapple to wipe their arse Eh?

[ShanghaiPete]

Yes, we always laugh in our house about using pineapple after the toilet! When I was child my dad took me to see old sailing ship and they showed us how they used to wiope their asses with ragged end of big thick rope and then put it back in the water to clean the rope so that the next sailor might use it to wipe themselves too. Interesting in navy and with sailors. They do things differently to land people.

[RossLH]

this was in same store that sold a tshirt to me that said " its all fun and games until someone loses their weiner. " ( two stick figures standing around a camp fire having a hot dog roast. )

I used to have that shirt.

[yamahonkawazuki]

funny thing is on register display said " Weiner $4.00, deadpanned " ill be damned I thought I was worth more than that lol

[slipperymongoose]

I face palmed when I saw this

[john]

I'm sure coda is already googling where to buy this product.

[codajastal]

oh youre the one that posted the photo
Anything you wanna tell us John

[yamahonkawazuki]

I take it he likes the salty tast of the chicken Eh?

[nutmunk]

 This always made me wonder....since it's packaged in a TIN can...

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[yamahonkawazuki]

Indeed. cept it is airtight in the can. anyone ever notice the warnings on medications or other things?, a side effect on i believe ambien ( sleep aid) was drowsiness. i was like i f%$king hope so lol

[Vindicate]

In Brazil there are potato crisps selling with the name "Prick". This is true.

[codajastal]

This is Johns favorite, he cant get enough of his>>>>

[Tallemertes]

Anyone hungry? I found this in my aunts pantry.