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Started by adidasguy, April 23, 2014, 11:07:57 AM

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adidasguy

This would be good in  the tard farm, but lets post up some of that memorable spam we get.
I know for a fact that if I bothered to follow through, I'd have billions thanks to the UN fund and Nigeria.

Here's one I got today in my spam folder.

Your Urgent Attention Beneficiary,

My Name is John Kevin Momoh (Chief Pilot Virgin Nigeria Airways) I want to inform you about my successful arrival at JFK International Airport NY with your four boxes of consignment worth $15.5 Million United State Dollars which I have been instructed by the United Nation Head Quarters in Nigeria to be delivered to you.

The Airport authority demanded your contact immediately, so please try and reach me with my world wide diplomatic number (646-571-3933) as I can't afford to spend more time here due to other delivery I have to take care.

I want you to know that you have 24 hours to call me on phone (646-571-3933) as you may know I do not want the security company where this Consignment is lodged to start raising an eye brow because of the length of time it has stayed. However, before the delivery is affected, we need you to reconfirm the following information so that the funds will not be delivered to a wrong person.

1. Full Name
2. Residential Address
3. Direct Telephone Numbers
4. ID passport
5. Age/marital status

After verification of the information with what I have on file, I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address. Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

Regards.

John Kevin Momoh
Chief Pilot Virgin Nigeria Airways
Tel (646-571-3933)
E-mail: jkmomoh01@yahoo.com


yamahonkawazuki

This will be fun.ill dig. I get them frequently. Will post a few after daysurgey tomorrow. Btw were all millionaires lmfao
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

jdoorn14


Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on April 23, 2014, 01:34:32 PM
Will post a few after daysurgey tomorrow.

They already start you on the good drugs to get you all pain-free and mellow?


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It seems it has become necessary to qualify my posts:
I am/am not trying to start an argument. This post is/is not intended to be a personal attack. I am/am not merely attempting to present a different viewpoint.

Select the words that apply to you.

Badot

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on April 23, 2014, 01:34:32 PMBtw were all millionaires lmfao

At the horrid exchange rate with the naira, I'm sure a lot of us are  :icon_lol:

john

QuoteNow.....do we start by making new threads all over the forum
Admin will be so busy he will not be able to keep up
This is on your head noworries
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yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: jdoorn14 on April 23, 2014, 03:06:02 PM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on April 23, 2014, 01:34:32 PM
Will post a few after daysurgey tomorrow.

They already start you on the good drugs to get you all pain-free and mellow?


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no just trying to relax. have to be there at 630, procedure at 710. mellowed out and postwhoring say 11-130? gotta kill time there til 3-330pm. stockpiling a few spams to post though :thumb:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

adidasguy

Hello,

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Full Name:
Mailing Address:
Apt/Suite #:
City:
State:
Zip Code
Phone number:
Cell number:
Are you currently employed;
Do you have WalMart Stores around:

You will be earning $250 plus compensation per assignment by shopping at the closest WalMart Store around you and carrying out Survey on the store(s) to submit it on-line. Our partners will sponsor your shopping, dinning etc by paying through a Certified Check, which will be mailed to your address provided above.

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Shadow Shopping™
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yamahonkawazuki

Hadnt gotten one of those in a long while. Will check this evening when I wake up (unpleasant day)
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

cbrfxr67

http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

good stuff here,...oddly was reading it this morning and then saw noteworthy spam thread.  That first one is great 'skeleton coast'
"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

yamahonkawazuki

Greetings my name is Charlotte,

I just got home for the holiday weekend , My boy friend broke up with me a few days ago and i'm going crazy! I'm not looking for a serious relationship but I really need to Have Some Fun.

My roomey recomended this website where I could meet hot guys that just want to have fun. NO STRINGS ATTACHED!

I figured why not? They offer a FREE TRIAL!

Check out my pics and hit me up!

<snip>

If you like what you see and want to connect with me, contact me ASAP.

I'm only in town for the long weekend.
<snip>

I hope to hear form you soon

XOXO

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

steezin_and_wheezin

LOLOL, great thread. Missing you Addy..

We use to get some serious spam on my freebord forum. Best one was 'SexBot' she stuck around for a while, then someone started a troll name/account and kept it going haha. Its fun to spam spammers
if yer binders ain't squeakin, you ain't tweakin!

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: steezin_and_wheezin on May 06, 2014, 06:15:45 AM
LOLOL, great thread. Missing you Addy..

We use to get some serious spam on my freebord forum. Best one was 'SexBot' she stuck around for a while, then someone started a troll name/account and kept it going haha. Its fun to spam spammers
It is the spammers and the perverts. I passed myself off as someone who was younger and female.  to a perv  via a random spam.  kept it going for 6 months. turns out guy was local. hes now in prison. where he belongs. I knew who he was after a bit. and we met up at shop. I just said out of the blue. you gotta watch out for those folks online. you never know who youre dealing with.  now the lotteries,  I  found a site that has fake cc numbers, fake socials, fake emails etc. all in a nice list. theyre great to use against the Nigerians. ill find it if we all want to declare a memorial jihad against spammers.
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

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