Post a picture of your girl/wife/booty call

[JMyrick]

It's probably true..I don't think my bf would get mad if I made out with a chick....boyz are pervz.

True, But hot girls make us that way

[oppy00]

Hey now that I'm sober and at work, I'll tell you what.

My chances with the babes of GSTwin might be crappy, probably worse the any the chance of some GSTwin-girl on girl, so I'll make you a deal...


just let me watch. :kiss:   Maybe I'll learn a thing or two.

[pandy]

just let me watch. :kiss:   Maybe I'll learn a thing or two.

You've been talking to my bf, haven't you.    :lol:

[jake42]

Hey now that I'm sober and at work, I'll tell you what.
My chances with the babes of GSTwin might be crappy, probably worse the any the chance of some GSTwin-girl on girl, so I'll make you a deal...
just let me watch. :kiss:   Maybe I'll learn a thing or two.

maybe you should go get drunk again...at least then you have an excuse.

[ajgs500]

Umm no you cant watch.  And there are these things called pornos, I'm sure you have heard of them.  Anyway they make them in the lesbian variety.  You can buy these films or rent them.  Unfortunately many times the ladies in these films are paid actresses so I sincerely doubt their authenticity of being "lesbians."

[The Buddha]

Umm no you cant watch.  And there are these things called pornos, I'm sure you have heard of them.  Anyway they make them in the lesbian variety.  You can buy these films or rent them.  Unfortunately many times the ladies in these films are paid actresses so I sincerely doubt their authenticity of being "lesbians."

OK fine this thread has gotten so bad that I doubt I am making it all that much worse ... but OK here goes ...
The porno lesbian chicks ... Is it possible that they dropped 2 lipsticks into a scene instead of the normal lisptick and lumberjack and in reality do 2 lipsticks not get together OK so yea ... there it is ... I dont have any non closeted lesbian friends to ask this ... atleast they not out of closet to me ... I have 2 that I suspect are ... but they not fessed up to me inspite of me asking one ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[ajgs500]

ok to answer your questions yes two lipsticks can get toghether just like two lumberjacks can get together and a lumberjack and a lipstick.  Usually lesbians have their own personal tastes on who they sleep with and how they dress.  It just all depends but here is a tip lesbians usually dont have long fingernails.  I hope I dont have to tell why.

[pandy]

So...tell me...why is it that guys get all excited about two girls kissing, but when scenes of ghey  marriages in San Francisco are shown with two boys kissing, all the menfolk in my family go cross-eyed and go hide under the bed...or they go out to the garage and burp, fart, and scratch some, as if seeing two men kissing lowered their testosterone levels suddenly...

Ok...back to our regularly scheduled program.

[The Buddha]

So...tell me...why is it that guys get all excited about two girls kissing, but when scenes of ghey  marriages in San Francisco are shown with two boys kissing, all the menfolk in my family go cross-eyed and go hide under the bed...or they go out to the garage and burp, fart, and scratch some, as if seeing two men kissing lowered their testosterone levels suddenly...

Ok...back to our regularly scheduled program.

Yikes ... that simply makes me cringe ... OK fine I feel happy for them of course ... but OK we watch kissing scenes for the women ... no reason 2 women cant kiss that is just double the fun (More like 1.5 ... ) 2 guys ... yikes ... its like -20000 ... only way it could be worse is ... if they were both making out dressed in purple ... since women can watch women making out I would like to submit the theory that all women are atleast 25% lesbo ... BTW women making out makes my wife cringe ... just not as much as I do when I see guys making out.
Cool.
Srinath.

[The Buddha]

ok to answer your questions yes two lipsticks can get toghether just like two lumberjacks can get together and a lumberjack and a lipstick.  Usually lesbians have their own personal tastes on who they sleep with and how they dress.  It just all depends but here is a tip lesbians usually dont have long fingernails.  I hope I dont have to tell why.

Mmmmm somnehting I didn't know ... OK now I know how to spot one ... BTW ... lumberjacks I know isn't just in the way they dress or have short hair ... its everyhting including the walk ... I believe seeing 2 lumberjacks make out would be the next worst thing to seeing 2 guys ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[ajgs500]

especially too fat lumberjacks

[pandy]

2 guys ... yikes ... its like -20000 ... only way it could be worse is ... if they were both making out dressed in purple ...

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[JMyrick]

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unless 2 girls are going to makeout then its ok

[Alphamazing]

This is my girlfriend Maura:


She's SOOO great! I'm retarded for her.

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

Quit using your girlfriend as an excuse for being retarded!

HAHAHAHAHAHA I RULE :lol:  :lol:    and that's the extent of my postwhoring for the night... so now I'm going to bed at 2:40, to get up at 9:30 and do the work that I didn't even START tonite.. awesome... Thanks for keeping me entertained Alpha!

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[Stephen072774]

cute gal, Alpha

[indestructibleman]

with a girl that pretty, i don't see how any of your brain cells could survive.

   

[Phaedrus]

Yeah, she is real cute...but you should let her eat more than that little mini sandwich that she has in her hand.  

[Alphamazing]

Yeah, she is real cute...but you should let her eat more than that little mini sandwich that she has in her hand.  

Haha. We were feeding the ducks at a pond here in town. She eats a lot, surprisingly enough. I made her soup yesterday because she was getting sick, so hopefully it will put some meat on her skinny bones. :lol:

[SuZuki10]

Awwwwwww....I love when guys get retarded for girls...Today my boyfriend rode up to my college (about an hour ride) just to take me for a little ride and have lunch with me.    I should post his pic...someday...