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The Buddha

#100
August 02, 2005, 11:11:37 AM
Quote from: pandyAnd without our GS's, we would be _______?  :?  ;)

You boyz never learn....you can't say *anything* without us getting our g-strings in a bunch!   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  

pandy  :P

Jake D said: Fact:All the girls on here are hot.  The GS does work wonders. Ah, I need another lady in my life.

Yeow ... this post made no sense to me ... I read it twice ... then I remembered ... Pandy is a girl ... You GirlZ are hell bent on confusing us aren't ya ... One girl is called Pandy, another is OnlyPasta, another is SuZuKi10 ... yikes ... How about we rename you "Panty" That will help ...
:kiss: RoadsterGal  :kiss:  ... atleast I have no gender issues there ...
Now to the point ...
Without your GS you'd be 1/2 as hot ... now that hotness scale is non linear ... if you were a 1 your hotness X 2 with a GS will leave you at a 6 ... as in you'd be as hot as a regular 6 chick ... but then if you were like a 9 to start with ... you'd be a 9.5 ... Yea I am making it all up ... but you cant be more than 10 ...
Cool.
Srinath.
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pandy

#101
August 02, 2005, 11:33:48 AM
:lol:  :lol:  I already get called Panty...ain't changing it officially, though.  :P

As for your math...  :?  :?  :? ...even your hokey, made-up math gives me a math headache....

Wait...you called me a GIRL!! I'm not a girl! Who told you I'm a girl!? I'm a studly, manly d00d.  :thumb:

panty  :mrgreen:
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

The Buddha

#102
August 02, 2005, 11:46:29 AM
OK then sign your posts panty and I'd not be too confused ...
You're a dude ... yea right ...
Hokey made up math ... yea ... but its an emprical eye of the beholder thing ... 10 is the max anyone can have ... in fact 10 is even in theory impossible ... it also is eye of the beholder thing ... so my 9.9 is someone else's 6 ... and some elses 9 is my 6 ... so only thing we have to work with is ... 10 is the absolute max ... so to add a bike to a 9.9 and you can easily go over 10 ... so what we need to do ... take pic of said 9.9 with a bike ... 2-3 poses, whatever flatters her and floats your boat (OK you're a girl so it has to be like the guy that's ranking her) ... and then rank it ... so it will end up say being 9.95 ... see how it works ... yea ... simple right ... now run off and eat a shovel full of excedrin ... and wash it down with a fifth of scotch ...
Cool.
Srinath.
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pandy

#103
August 02, 2005, 12:06:03 PM
Exedrin and scotch is for sissies! Not for macho menz like moi!

As for your hokey math... What do you mean there's no such thing as a 10? And just WHO decided that 10 was the top scale anyways. I now declare that 97 is the top of the scale. Sooooo...on a scale of 4 - 97 (nope...no such thing as a 1, 2, or 3 anymore), where do GS girls fall!?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

NOW go do your hokey math!  :mrgreen:

panty  :thumb:


Quote from: seshadri_srinathnow run off and eat a shovel full of excedrin ... and wash it down with a fifth of scotch ...
Cool.Srinath.
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

The Buddha

#104
August 02, 2005, 12:28:54 PM
Its the same thing ... fahrenheit or centigrade ... who cares ...
So a girl with a inherent rating of 91.37 when you add a GS and put her in flattering poses and show it to the dude who currently is her squueze ... he would rate it as a 94.58. So the GS has improved her rating thusly.
So happy now ...  :lol:  see its simple ....
Cool.
Srinath.
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Jake D

#105
August 02, 2005, 12:31:24 PM
On a 10 point scale, there is only a ten.  It isn't like Spinal Tap, where you can go to 11.  

A ten is a girl that when you see her you're certain, without ever having spoken to her, that you'd marry her on the spot.  You know this because merely getting the chance to speak to her would make you the proudest man in the world.  

Having said that, show me the hottest chick in the world and I'll show you the guy that is sick of her crap.
2003 Honda VTR1000F Super Hawk 996

Many of the ancients believe that Jake D was made of solid stone.

Onlypastrana199

#106
August 02, 2005, 12:56:14 PM
Hey I take offense to being called OnlyPASTA!!!!!  :lol: Why would my name be pasta????? I mean maybe if it would make me gain weight but since it hasn't helped me and I still weigh 95lbs I don't think I'd be paying tribute.
'93 cf two bros can, alsa cobalt blue custom paint, fenderectomy, repositioned directionals, 15t sprocket, ignition advancer, SM2's, national cycle f-16 dark sport, cbr rearsets - fully rebuilt after a crash

The Buddha

#107
August 02, 2005, 01:08:09 PM
OK OK Sorry ... OnlyPastrami199 right ... OK then.
Cool.
Srinath.
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pandy

#108
August 02, 2005, 01:08:47 PM
You are a sick, sick puppy. I'm ashamed to say that I can actually see some small (minute, actually) amount of logic here...*banging head against wall*.... sick...sick...  :?

Yanno....you're like those evil math instructors I had in kolige....when THEY do the calculation, it looks so right...so easy..when *I* try it....foggedaboutit :p

panty  :roll:

Quote from: seshadri_srinathIts the same thing ... fahrenheit or centigrade ... who cares ...
So a girl with a inherent rating of 91.37 when you add a GS and put her in flattering poses and show it to the dude who currently is her squueze ... he would rate it as a 94.58. So the GS has improved her rating thusly.
So happy now ...  :lol:  see its simple ....
Cool.
Srinath.
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

The Buddha

#109
August 02, 2005, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Jake DOn a 10 point scale, there is only a ten.  It isn't like Spinal Tap, where you can go to 11.  

A ten is a girl that when you see her you're certain, without ever having spoken to her, that you'd marry her on the spot.  You know this because merely getting the chance to speak to her would make you the proudest man in the world.  

Having said that, show me the hottest chick in the world and I'll show you the guy that is sick of her crap.

Exactly ... I wholly knew this looooooong before I could put it in words. I am so impressed with the 6's and 7's who can spike into the 9's in some situations (like my wife with the Kat) and have the personality and other characterstics which all rank 10 ... In reverse ... you'd find a smaller percentage of the guys who are with 6's and 7's who are sick of their crap. AKA the Pitt-Aniston  paradox.  :lol:
Totally the eye of the beholder. I'd go as far as saying mind of the beholder ...
Cool.
Srinath.
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Jake D

#110
August 02, 2005, 01:23:17 PM
Rather, the Aniston Corollary.

If there was a male equivalent to the hotness enhancer, I'd like to know what it is.

What can take me from being, say, a 7 to a ten.  
Fitness?  Wealth?
2003 Honda VTR1000F Super Hawk 996

Many of the ancients believe that Jake D was made of solid stone.

The Buddha

#111
August 02, 2005, 01:25:02 PM
Quote from: Jake DRather, the Aniston Corollary.

If there was a male equivalent to the hotness enhancer, I'd like to know what it is.

What can take me from being, say, a 7 to a ten.  
Fitness?  Wealth?

Being Cool helps ...  :mrgreen:  ...
Cool.
Srinath.
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Stephen072774

#112
August 02, 2005, 01:28:38 PM
Quote from: Jake DWealth?

Quote..."I'll tell ya Peter man, if I had a million bucks I'd do two chicks at the same time"
2005 DRZ400SM
2001 GS, sold to 3imo

pandy

#113
August 02, 2005, 01:29:36 PM
Well...coolness *can* help, I suppose, but if he rides, works on his own bike, AND works on my bike, then he's an 11. Yup, I can change my own oil if I *must*, but why would I do that and deprive him of becoming all that he can be: an 11!!!!  :mrgreen:

pandy  :thumb:
who's nothing if not magnanimous


Quote from: seshadri_srinath
Quote from: Jake DRather, the Aniston Corollary.

If there was a male equivalent to the hotness enhancer, I'd like to know what it is.

What can take me from being, say, a 7 to a ten.  
Fitness?  Wealth?

Being Cool helps ...  :mrgreen:  ...
Cool.
Srinath.
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

The Buddha

#114
August 02, 2005, 01:34:24 PM
Quote from: pandyWell...coolness *can* help, I suppose, but if he rides, works on his own bike, AND works on my bike, then he's an 11. Yup, I can change my own oil if I *must*, but why would I do that and deprive him of becoming all that he can be: an 11!!!!  :mrgreen:

pandy  :thumb:
who's nothing if not magnanimous


So on a scale of 4 to 97 he's going to be a 11 ... That's one tough draw ...  :lol:
Cool.
Srinath.
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scratch

#115
August 02, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
Quote from: pandyExedrin and scotch is for sissies! Not for macho menz like moi!

I'd like to know what you would use?

Personally, I prefer a half shot of Nyquil followed by snorting two No-Doz smashed into powder.
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groff22

#116
August 02, 2005, 01:42:29 PM
What the hell is going on here?!??!?!?
04' GS500F

The Buddha

#117
August 02, 2005, 01:47:30 PM
I know 3 pages and no booty ...
Cool.
Srinath.
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pandy

#118
August 02, 2005, 01:53:54 PM
Well...I was using YOUR scale. On MY scale, he's a perfect 143!!!!!!!

Bet you thought you had me.  :P  :P  :P

panty  :mrgreen:



Quote from: seshadri_srinathSo on a scale of 4 to 97 he's going to be a 11 ... That's one tough draw ...  :lol:
Cool.
Srinath.
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

pandy

#119
August 02, 2005, 01:54:50 PM
Yup...took you boyz 3 pages to figure out what was going on.

panty  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


P.S. And you still haven't figured it out! :p

Quote from: seshadri_srinathI know 3 pages and no booty ...
Cool.
Srinath.
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:
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