A million dollars but...

[qcbaker]

Realized I never presented another one...


A million dollars but now you can only use crayons to write/draw. You're still able to type/print stuff, but anything you'd normally use a pen/pencil/marker/etc. for, you now must use a crayon.

[Watcher]

I'd do it, but I'd also keep a crayon sharpener on me to make it write "fine".


A million but you have to sign for the transfer with a robotic arm attached to a PC running the controls from "Hand Simulator".
CAN you do it?

[qcbaker]

Is there a time restriction or a certain number of attempts? If not, then yes. It'll just take quite a while for me to do it right lol.

A million but your personal gravity is off by a 5 degree angle. So, when you're on level ground, it feels like you're on a slight slope.

[KHnTX]

Which direction is the slope?

[qcbaker]

Which direction is the slope?

The slope is in a random direction, changing to a new random direction every time you lose consciousness.

[qcbaker]

Bringing this back because I'm bored at work lol.

A million dollars but you have a random chance to turn into a bird for a small period of time (5 minutes to an hour) once per day. You do not know when this will happen (or if it will happen at all).

[pliskin]

A million dollars but you can only eat Ramen noodles and drink black coffee and toilet paper doesn't exist.

[Watcher]

A million dollars but you can only eat Ramen noodles and drink black coffee and toilet paper doesn't exist.

Ha!  You didn't specify if it had to be crappy Maruchan $0.15 ramen and instant Folgers!

There's a Ramen place not too far from me that's amazing, I'd eat there daily if I could.  Plus I'd learn to make it myself.
I also like a proper black coffee if it's made with good beans.
And if toilet paper "doesn't exist" I'm sure an alternative like a bidet would be in every bathroom.  Either way, I could afford one, I'm a millionaire.
Would do.


A million but you have to eat everything as a smoothie.
No more delicious slices of pizza, its blended cheese, bread, sauce, and pepperoni smoothies from now on.

[qcbaker]

Seeing as I would probably want to spend a lot of my million on fancy food, gonna have to pass on the smoothie lol.

Here's something a little different: you get a 25% raise in your yearly income. But, you now have to pee 3x as often as normal. Do you take it?

[Watcher]

Seeing as I would probably want to spend a lot of my million on fancy food, gonna have to pass on the smoothie lol.

Here's something a little different: you get a 25% raise in your yearly income. But, you now have to pee 3x as often as normal. Do you take it?

I only pee like once or twice a day anyway, I don't think that would be a big deal.


Ok then, a million but it's in it's weight in platinum.  Just a big solid block.  It's on you to find a buyer and/or split it up however you need to.

[pliskin]

A million dollars but you had to live with diaper rash.

[qcbaker]

Ok then, a million but it's in it's weight in platinum.  Just a big solid block.  It's on you to find a buyer and/or split it up however you need to.

So... as far as I can tell, price/ounce of platinum is $793.10/ounce. A million dollars buys you... 1260.875 ounces, which works out a a block of platinum weighing about... 78 pounds.

Yeah, I can manage that lol. Gimme dat plat.

A million dollars but you had to live with diaper rash.