this is how it works. i give you teh gist of the story. along wiht its first sentence. and ill input the first three words. next poster add three words if his /her choosing and so on and so forth. eventually ill close it, and put the words together into a story which will amek no sence AT ALL
anyhoo onto the story. :icon_twisted:
One day while admiring my GS, i saw...
a great big
hole in the
tarmac just by
the front tire.
Cool.
Buddha.
When all of
(bloody postwhores)
post whore friends
with f%$k all
of the sheep
(people at least make the three words make sense with the previous 3 words! it can't be totally random thats crap!)
in all Wales
with lots of
cow droppings everywhere
on my bike
in the shape
of a donkey
Then I went
over to Buddha's
(cheat)
for kitty knocking
Quote from: Kasumi on October 22, 2008, 03:31:22 PM
(cheat) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
for kitty knocking
and some more
Why you little ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Kitty knocker you
, that was Tinkerbell!
Who then grabbed
hold of his
large Japanese fellatrix
Post once only.
Cool.
Buddha.
You post whores.
You're the worst.
Cool.
Buddha.
And the last.
Samurai who killed
Cool.
Buddha.
three little pigs
and that damn
sneaky old wolf
ate the samurai.
Who then ate
tasty garden gnomes
which smelled like :laugh:
old motor oil
and rusty nails
like I love YOU.
smelled like cabbage
from your ass
So jserio went
to post crap
suddenly without warning
cafeboy turned pale
and started shooting :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :laugh:
she "received" him
up her whoooooooooooo
she cried out
YES YES YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
and came bounteously
All over frankie
and his cabbage
farting girlfriend. who
liked the volvo
and raping sheep
Which pandy finds
some portion attractive :laugh:
So the point
Of porno is
midgets make your
Johnson get so
limp and red
like I love YOU
, pandering pr0n king
of the south
Then my GS
busted a nut
while heaving a
fat bottomed girl
on the forks
he bent the
prosthetic aluminum testicle
into the shape ( i figure, maybe two more weks, or when thread dies. or stalls, ill assemble, and place semi poper punctuation. into it. and make a TF worthy story)
of a volvo
with a busted
And Twisted green
Gnarly cabbage fart
that smelled like
a purple pansy
dipped in gravy
. Then, when the
little bastards friend
kicked Yama in
the volvo sniffer
Jserios mom said
"Mint Julep time!"
oh frankie ohhhh
your feet smell
of knarly cheese
covered in piss.
The next day
early that morning
The gs warmed
up her sexy
cylinder head and
Made her exhaust
raise up hungrily
It sounded like
a mad hornet
with PMS and...
no tampons around!!!
to stop the
Flatulence eminating from
Abe Vigoda's jockstrap.
So I looked
up her skirt
While riding the
automated humping machine
My gs was
running on empty
so I swiped
fuel from judokia
And home i
went like a
bat out of
for the toilet
parked the gs
and took a
look for guns
to kill dinner.
Alas, While reloading
i was bitten
on the nipple
hard by pandy
and on the
pornographic dvd where
when she whiped
off teh muffler
burning her lips
While buddha said
ONE MORE TIME!!!
Then I said
i love you
while whipping out
my big long
yoshimura which i
got on ebay
then i installed
some heated grips
and some new
super blinker fluid
and water pump
hemispherical bearing cages
for teh gs
. "Die, Hayabusas, DIE!"
said almighty gs
whilst roasting rubber
coated catfish wienies
at Pandy's house
. Nay, nay cried
STOP PANDY STOP
IM Goin to O0
blow huge chunks
of my hot
chewed catfish wienies
all over you
. I'd LOVE THAT!
yes you would
said frankies gs
in a freakish
and sexy lady
style barbed wire
bra with a
exhaust shaped vibrating
frozen margarita maker.
which smelled like
yama's stale breath. :icon_razz:
after eating pa**y 8)
taco,s with cheese
Greyish smelling ooze
Eminated from the
sorry i was NOT sober http://knoxville.craigslist.org/bar/1011762123.html
but, that's ok
gaaaaah i wasnt there either. lol that one was meant for another post. damn lol :oops:
so to continue
the big GS
is a fine
machine for just
About anything which
Could Be Anything :D
that looks like
You or your
family dog's pee pee
when does this get put into a story? Ending on pee pee has got to be a good 'climax' ;)
Quote from: LOUiE on May 08, 2009, 09:24:24 PM
when does this get put into a story? Ending on pee pee has got to be a good 'climax' ;)
Soon. very soon
to continue " which looked like
a corn cob
hurts like hell
but(t), then again
You just may
like it when
he touches it.
Your one sick
young man, but....
if that's what
you really want
knock yerself out
, use lots of
Walmart's own brand
sour cream and
50 weight oil
It's very sticky
like your own
homemade maple syrup
on my waffles
along with that
big ugly hat
that you love
in the way
of my view
but you can
wrangle a pickle
Out of her
and use it
In her Ginormous
imported european car
that tastes like
southern made grits
with corn and
old spice deodorant
on a roll
shaped like your
mom's shoulder pads
or panty shields
but without the
very large and
oozing butt dimples
she has. But
i like square
butts and I
can not lie
you other brothers
can't deny. when
you get home
i will love
a cuppa tea
with a soft
egg roll and
2 chopsticks for
cleaning your nose.
or, then again
maybe your butt?
What ever you
feel like doing
with your cat
making her purr
like a hot
@$$hole-ish gstwins member
like me. so
take it and
get on your
rocking horse and
go f[]ck yourself!
Anyway, my goat
got sick when
eating a yamaha
so then i
put on my
*edit* sorry can't count tonight! :dunno_white:
shiny halter top
And farted like
cabbage and beans
then my wife
took a big
stick and beat
my face until
she got tired
of it. So
I smacked thatq
indescribably horrifying little
virgin porn star
with my big
fat and wet
record of her
cell phone bills
which I rolled
into a ball
until she screamed..."
YOU SON OF
three breasted whore
and then she...
showed me her
Jack and Danny.
and I got
off the track
of hot sticky
man sweat and
big sexy juicy
tomatoes. So I
hopped in my
brother ed's yugo
which was turbocharged
and on 36"s
have fun with that one guys...
that spun like
old stripper's pasties
covered with vibrators
. On the dashboard
Of her ginormous
Nighthawk 250. Then
I just played
with her hot
and freshly shaved
tiny tight pink
kitty cat cat that
smells like a
powderpuff from a
trash truck that
just stopped at
In and Out
over and under
. To get a
large and greasy
bucket of fried
yummy catfish livers.
Unfortunately, on the
way back i
hit the curb
in front of
Betty White's panties.
and kissed mary
on the nose. :tongue2:
or was it
something more like
Wall picks Kentucky
for $500, Alex.
So back to
what i wuz
trying to say
about the huge
ding dong shaped
door bell that
made the weirdest
grunt when I
kicked it in
trying hard to
break that mother
smells like cabbage
On frankies small
and very obnoxious
prosthetic bellybutton collection.
Si I kicked
his sorry stinking
plush animal collection
untill there heads
spewed out their
buddha loving pandy
. Suddenly, Simon Cowell
jumped up and
choked his girlfriend
which she enjoyed.
Moaning very loudly O0
he told her
"quiet down or
or I'll break
up with you"
then kicked her
but fate intervened
between buddhas tiny
pepperoni-nippled manboobs
The sutures tore,
and his implants
violently exploded causing
a void rift
which was unrepairable
on planet earth
because pandy ate
leftover Taco Bell
which had been
at area 51
in Elvis' trunk.
thankyu very much
I told the
Screaming Blue Meanies
(oh...there's one to test you youngsters!)
and kicked them
right where it
tickles jserios left
man boob while
the Blue Meanies
looked at yellow
pills, and then
pushed them up
without wearing underwear
. The next morning
the newspaper said
FREE BEER TOMORROW
for anyone that
thinks they can
fart while running
, so I packed
a load of
fatback and greens
with some huggies
after calling the
beer store to
fill my meds
then I felt
warm and fuzzy
in my pants
and realized I
pissed all over
some girls shoes
while wearing them
with glittery pasties.
Then i whipped
out my whip
and cracked that
thang on that
hot honey coated
biznatches backside and
her tight little
Lincoln towncar which
was later repossessed.
If she would
given me some
freaking cash so
I didn't have
to sell my
porn stash I
stole from the
Octomom's sperm donor.
after that i
had to vomit
but at least
it tasted like
Purple cabbage farts
and made me
very very hungry
so i grabbed
a coke and
hot volcano taco
from the bell
then headed down
to the notell
hotel where i
found a stupid
honda powered chevrolet
that was owned
by a ford
whilst going to
grab marys right
butt cheek and
then it happened!
yama farted gratuitously
and it smelled
almost like a
regurgitated pink grapefruit
injected with crack
from some dumb
dumb putty. So
onto a Suzuki
i happily hopped
. Hippity hoppity down
to the old
woman's back door
and started to
imagine how it
might smell if
i put my
foot to my
own nose afterwards
I tryed it
and passed out
but I woke
with granny looking
strait at my
big ten inch
and she said, "
damn boy, where
are my glasses
that looks just
like a dead
weasle, or a
fat, delicious sausage
like a bratwurst
fire up'tha grille (cheatin?? :o i think not ;)
right now you
should put this
up your fat
stretch marked wrinkly
stinky pie hole
. Then we will
all get naked
ride the GS'
and honk at
mrs. butterworth's stinking
sorry slimy worthless
tub of hot
fake maple syrup.
After all this
is AMERICA right?
Wrong it was
but, felt so
right and smelled O0
like a half
eaten cabbage roll.
with my eggroll
HUH? i thought
my eggroll was
under Betty Lou's
pig faced cousin's
neck fat rolls
No way was
going to try
sweet sweet eggroll
but, what the
hell. Why not
so I pried
the fat juicy
long hard roll
from Michael Moore's
(what the heck is wrong with us)
gs500f's exhaust pipe.
It looked like
a charred roll
jserio flushed ealier
after looking at
obamas porkulus bill
that was really
brightly coloured and..
very bad smelling.
It really could
Give an erection
to even the
oldest Harley rider.
After a short
and restful nap
he took a
:woohoo:
long joyful ride
on a fish
shaped like a
grape cluster with
four large breasts
and an eggroll
that could talk
in fluent Farsi.
Then when all
that was done
was set on
a rusty nail
I then poured
my heart out
on Jerry Springer
to a transvestite
with this huge
nose. Then it
jumped off a
20 story rooftop. :o
Landing in Jello
it began eating
that old eggroll
pulled from her
donkey loving butt
. So then I
punched a hole
through the bowl
and eat eggroll
with my butt.
Still hungry, I
coughed it up
and it was
not worth re-eating
. So I gave
it to jserio
who gave it
to cafeboy. Then
to gsagent005 and
back to jserio.
Who then ate
it without thinking.
He then kicked
his own a.s.s.
and loved it.
while cafeboy and
pandy ran off
to ban gsagent005
for looking hot.
while cafeboy sucked
something he shouldn't
like gsagent005's little
5" 1911 barrel (thats a .45 cal your sucking on, careful, it might go off)
. Jserio bent over
Oh and gsagent
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe128%2Fgeorgekarras%2FImages%2Fcornholio1.jpg&hash=59d2d92eb7ce289db60611174a1a9dad2d54b4d8)
Quote from: cafeboy on June 08, 2009, 07:33:50 PM
Oh and gsagent
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe128%2Fgeorgekarras%2FImages%2Fcornholio1.jpg&hash=59d2d92eb7ce289db60611174a1a9dad2d54b4d8)
:2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns:
keep your sucker to yourself
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
, gsagent005 fell in.
Quote from: cafeboy on June 08, 2009, 07:43:51 PM
, gsagent005 fell in.
CHEATER!
that was 6 words in a row for you!
ah hell, here we go..............
cafeboy gave also.
a swift kick
caught cafeboys head
man gsagent so
tired went home.
Gsagent then fell
into bed ALONE.
Left jserio crying
for cafeboys comfort.
but got kicked
by Chuck Norris
in the balls.
Made him cry
hurt his eggroll
Then got mad
at me for
turning him out
. So he went
to the corner
to :2guns: at
his johns and
meatballs. then he
went home. Then
everybody's GS started
to drip coolant
from head gaskets.
Then water pumps.
and finally thermostats.
So after all
this crazy typing
cafeboy fell down
groping frankies tiny
Hummel figurine collection
squealing like a
man YAMA SUCKS !!!!!!!!
cause he is
jserio's special friend.
What happened next
Was gratuitous intercourse
between cafeboy, gsagent005
and Bea Arthur :woohoo:
caffeine was mad
, handsome and hung :woohoo:
like an ant
stepped on by
fat and sassy
like caffeine's mom
who was boinking
jserio. So Yama
kicked cafeboy's balls
,They hit jserio.
right in the
ear, so he
boinked cafeboy's wife
on her foot (haha sucka)
and she liked
stomping him. Then
she got hot
and shot him. ( my wife is a big fan of guns )
Him being cafeboy
pal jserio. After
they talk alike
and they even
like beer and
more beer. So
let's all get
drunk and be
at one with
everyone. So let's
have another beer!
Woohoo and another.
and another and
then one more
then two more
untill you can't
drink any more!
Then go to
bathroom to barf
Then start again.
(dont let me down here cafeboy)
one tequila, two
hundred tequilas, and
(one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR! moron) :cookoo:
now your dead. (thanks to sonicmoose)
But you wake
no im not
up yet and (so yama you think your name is but now ???)
fall back asleep!
(really... i'm going to bed now guys, later) zzzZZZZ.....
untill that damn
krispy kreme donut
fu(ks me gently
to a stupendous
untimely, yet heroic
Rosy smelling fart
Then you need
to open windows
and the doors
and kiss someone
and there dog
while admiring a
squirrel with it's
nuts in his
hands and looking
all crusty and
prune like. So
PANDY IS HERE!!!
to make life
great for all :kiss3:
postwhores like me
by giving us
hope and guidance
and a buncha
kicks in the
big, phat, purple
butt when we
bent over the
whiping post and
exciting jserios small
thingy so it
grew alittle bit.
He still couldn't
help but wonder
where it is
then he remembered
he gave it
to yama for
a hit of
his hash pipe.
Then he heard
the cops outside :police:
and began masturbating
to pandy porn
. She's so hot
like sarah palin
and I want
to bend her
will and then
pull out her
bike and ride.
While she licks
the pink lollipop
I bought her.
I drink beer
with steak or
potato chips, buddy.
Then more beer.
with a twist
I like whiskey
and vodka drinks
taste suprisingly like
gin and not
buttsecks with sheep
like your dad
soaked his buttocks
with hitlery's jizz
And obamas purple
people eating huge
eyeball gazing out
over the field
of lonely GS's
revved and ready
. He had a
rusty AMF Harley
that was awesome.
except for tetanus
Any way back
in the day
when men where
living in caves
and women where
the only hope
for hot bacon
that jumped out
of the cold
ice box and
froze their vaginas
cold november rain
fell in tranquil
rivers and streams
grab your paddle
caus you're up
in the volcano
with a smokin
crack pipe and
bag of hash
And some cookies
for later on.
Then you can
see my glory
hole full of
rice and beans
in the shape
of a big
little short fat
Harley davidson moped
that does 90
uphill and in
50mph headwind, but
it can't stop !!!
because it has
no front brakes
like all the
other ones here
picking up speed
as they banged
and started to
leak oil from
the front tire
and blinker fluid
ran out of
trojan brand condoms
covering a ginormous
rubber studs that
I love YOU likes.
So then Buddha
Quote from: Caffeine on June 20, 2009, 07:17:47 AM
I love YOU likes.
Aha! So we've got a filter for when you horrible people use a two-word phrase that refers to your maternal parent. (sigh) Wait, that was me.
Still, I'll go get the gasoline, you guys start making a pile of books...
:oD
Thank jserio for that
can't say your m o m
can say your mama
your dad loves
your Môm also
takes it up
After going down
the road sideways.
on your dog
leash. So then
I just simply
went back home.
wobbling and sceaming
about what had
kicked me in
the car door
of my hot
rod Lincoln. So
i whipped out
in oncoming traffic
and got slammed
by a gigantic
box turtle that
turbocharged his Yugo
and his yoyo
and supercharged his
new pair of
shiny red slinkies
. So when I
pushed them both
they sprung back
into my face.
Then all of
the sudden i
jumped out the
upstairs window onto
my rocket boots
with sparkly rhinestones
and flashy lights
and nifty sirens.
Then went to
the Daily Planet
to disco down.
with clarke kent
and that hot
sexy miss lane
, the bald guy,
and Richard Simmons
who i shot :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :flipoff: :flipoff:
in the toe
, knees, chest, head,
and then again.
big boobs rock
and thats no
pornographic toy calendar
but it is
a hot mom
on a sunny
D juice bottle
hiding in the
closet, having a
ice cold beer
while punching her
kids in the
ear and biting
them on the
eyelids while snorting
there toe jam.
then she humped
the door knob
with her anus
. OK I said
this has to
be the most
disturbing thing I
ever freaking saw
aside from that
yama, jserio crap
made cafeboy jealous
. Then I went
to fetch a
wedding vote tally!
that rocked the
1972 Miami Dolphins
into believing that
they had a
chance to break
the ties that
Bind us like
the GS and
irritable bowel syndrome
or the GS
parked in readiness
but in all
one would have
to just say
ride sally ride!
Then just go.
get on buddhas
funky motorcycle contraption
and push it
over a cliff
then jump after
it wearing parachute
make sure you
don't pull the
chord too soon
. You need to
feel the wind
and the rocks
in your ears
as you splat
grinning like a
flat possum that
i ate for
two or three
years after it
blew up and
farted on cafeboy
then slaped jserio
and kicked cafeboy's
truck bed. Buddha
is the best
carb man here
and everyone loves
cafeboy. Jserio is
a shameless postwhore
that has no
regard for infinitesimal
whats that word?
Look it up.
Quote from: cafeboy on July 03, 2009, 03:58:12 PM
Look it up.
sucker, you fell for it! haha
and back to the story at hand
look what up?
that girl in
high school you
got wood for
in shop class.
Then beat her
with your wood! :icon_twisted:
untill she went
to the cops
tickling marys upper
earlobe with a
Lubricated socket extension
could be fun
If it weren't
oh and by the way.. ya'll screwed up...
infinitesimal definition
in·fini·tesi·mal (in′fin i tes′i məl, -tez′-)
adjective
too small to be measured; infinitely small
Math. of or pertaining to an infinitesimal
Etymology: ModL infinitesimus < L infinitus (see infinite), infl. by centesimus, hundredth < centum, hundred
noun
an infinitesimal quantity
Math. a variable that approaches zero as a limit
Related Forms:
infinitesimally in′·fini·tes′i·mally adverb
Webster's New World College Dictionary Copyright © 2005 by Wiley Publishing, Inc., Cleveland, Ohio.
Used by arrangement with John Wiley & Sons, Inc.
so scared she
would eject small
steal bolts in
the beer cans
and in the
food bowls of
Klingons who like
to fly around
uranus while looking
at your anus
. So then the
scandinavian monkey police
started vituperating jserio
like a disobedient
sorry little child.
Jserio then went
and opprobriously said
Damn , must post
again and again
If not, mary
will marry a
a retard instead
of yama and
someone he is
secretly farting on
who looks like
matthew mcconahay and
my balls, Teabagging
makes me cry
out in Ecstasy
because of the
plain and dirty
2 foot vibrators
That shake like
a Harley Davidson.
Suddenly outta nowhere
my GS started
spittin like pornstars
after snowballing the
guy from CLERKS
. Then it went
nude like cafeboy
with chance on
leting jserio see
cafeboy and chanse
kickin jserio in
the nuts with
marilyn mansons boots
jserio punched them
like a baby
spewing food outa
it's nose and
farting on buddhas
stomach for goodluck. :dunno_black:
Then rydethis went
downtown to see
a statue of
freedom set in
Marble and icecreme
. There she met
naked rollerskater who
wanted to dance
but only if
he could borrow
pandys big muscular
leather mistress suit
without the holes
and with the
whips and chains
and fur lined
stilettos. Afterwards, she'd
grab his limp
neck and give
the nekkid rollerskater
a swift kick
where the sun
only hits now
That its raining
like a stripclub
I make it
as often as
ryde changes batteries :confused: :dunno_black:
. She should just
post some pictures...... :woohoo:
of herself sporting
her birthday suit
and make all
volt modded vibrators
shiver with antisipation.
suddenly, RAPTORS EVERYWHERE!
!!! Get the guns !!!!!!!!!!!!!
check your six!
Ready, aim, FIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need more Ammo
? Go to Walmart.
But wait there's
one blocking the
entry to her
personal petting zoo
. So I ripped
off (insert any hot single guys name here) clothes
rydethis was panting
, dreaming of cafeboy
then she woke
and saw frankenstein
also known as
oscar mayer wienerboy
mustard beats relish
but not mayo.
. Cafeboy proceeded to :icon_razz:
stick his thing
in the grinder :dunno_black:
shortening it by
one whole inch
not that you
can tell the
things so long
under a Microscope!
JB848 sucks rocks.
with his mighty
green Hoover Vacuum
with jardine exhaust
and Buddha Carbs
and nitrous oxide
but rydethis wanted
his carpet shampoo'd
you mean her?
or both simultaneously
are you ambidextrous?
not on Wednesdays 8)
Tomorrow ought to
for a mouth.
kiss my hot
dented exhaust can
and then scream
take me away
and throw me
wait, what did
we do with
the old pipe ?
it's sticking out
of buddha's driveway
catching all our
hotchicks in leather (bikergrl)
by the seat
of their bike
good thing they
had a solo
seat cowl made
by cafeboy. How
sexy they all
look sporting one.
right behind their
big fat juicy
round and rosey
rears. No it
has to be
there if you
cant see it
or maybe we
are teh ghey :confused:
ones they were
broken lovers in
secret behind the
broke back mountain :dunno_black:
and the sheep
. On a better
day we could
go to the
back of bus
and lick windows.
but Cafeboy said
, no JB848 would
not do that
without syrup. So
I thought to
bring it so
he could lick
the windows and
kiss an abruptly.
"Guys-Gone-Wild" is the
cheap knock off
of dancing with
porn stars or
military men in
nothing but underwear
Wich rydethis loved.
Loved long time
but the clowns
and others here
likes to watch
and hope for
more riding and
pics of her.
coal mine workers
in black pajama's
. We will have
no more of
the waiting on
nekkid oily men
. We are here !!!!!
rockin out with
the baby oil
a waterbed and
my b.o.b.. Yamahondazukikawabunga
but then he
sliped a disc
causing a momentary
loss of Buddha
who loves you
. So then she
told cafeboy to :whisper: :woohoo:
meet her in
yamas old car
under the moon.
"Ever dance with
a devil in
a blue dress?,
I have not,
much liked freaky
with peanut butter
covered female genitalia
and satin sheets
and a speculum.
The shrouded mystery
of the three
shoes should be
replaced by the
proper tech and
recommended torque settings
but if you
tighten too much
rydethis will grab
the peanut butter
and make some
smores with buddha
and all the
world will be
a happy place.
But then she
jacked up the
second annual three
dvd porno collection
, the one with
rydethis and her
midget friends and
said well I
cant believe its
summer and I
slammed her down
in the pool
of love. Chanse
got so mad
he danced nekkid
to try and
release the demons
you f%$king f%$k.
Don't do that!!!!!!!!!
Give out hugs
not demons. What
every girl wants
is cafeboy and
makes no sense
but they do. :icon_mrgreen:
in a twisted
sexy like way.
After a long
ride. It all
makes sense after
you think about
what could happan
and what not.
Crack, Meth, heroin
are all bad
but Bill Clinton
enjoyed them all.
including monica lewinski.
Who sold vacuums.
and cigar humidors
in naughty place shaped
ear rings that
doubled as dildos
shaped like ginormous
GS500 exhaust cans.
like rear seat
and tails need
120v operated toys :o
that yama likes
to play with
in his spare
bathtub. So he
Took rydethis with
cafeboy and that
great big tub
to play with
and then to
the big old
car that he
WAS legendary in
barbara streisand's naughty place
because he likes
old moldy pancakes
in streisand's naughty place
like cafeboy's mom
rydethis is mine :o :icon_twisted:
that is true :)
. You wish. So
barbara streisand's naughty place
is where spc
threw some garbage
then ate it :icon_eek:
. me and rydethis
eloped and lived
deeply in debt
having butt secks
untill she woke
in Streisand's naughty place.
WHOA said ryde
I hate yama
in streisand's naughty place
while getting railed
in streisand's naughty place
with a chinchilla
and two hamsters
while pandy whipped
barbara streisand's gerbil
and watched porn
in streisand's naughty place
with Rosie O'donnel
and an elephant
(damn, same thing)
and killing armadillo's
just for fun.
while b!tch slapping
yama and jserio.
and kicking cafeboy
and jserio's mom
yama fu(ked cafeboy
out of a
good deal with
rydethis and her
polyester leisure suit
which i removed
and to my
amaze she was
not wearing any
nail polish and
she bent down
to pick up
striesands naughty place. SPC
broke his bar
off in his
mangina!! :o Then Superman
with x-ray vision
found it for
for him and
asked him out.
SPC was so
hot for jserio
he spontaneously cumbusted
,rydethis and yama
fell off a
ten story building
on to tacks
ASS TACKS FTW :icon_mrgreen: :oops:
and it felt
just like buuttaa
(saturday night live throw back) lol
on a hot
pitch fork with
syrup and honey
covered in ants. :icon_mrgreen:
A policeman arrived
and asked what
the hell was
a midget doing
licking cafeboy's boot
which pandy wore
whilst making cafeboy
want a harley
by riding him
like a red
headed step child
so the Fireman
took his hose
and stuck it
up frankieG's left
nostril and let
buddha fart into
his right nostril.
All because TooGoofy317
wanted to go
Show her jacket :icon_mrgreen:
to nakid cowboys
at Dunkin Donuts.
When three clowns
tickled jserios middle
section and asked
wheres rydethis at?.
He quickly replied
shes wiht yama
in their leather
tuxedos and hats
and wiffle ball
bat with spikes
"Batter up!" said
Obahma to Hillary
swing batter batter
you do swing?
Only on Thursdays
and on Fridays
I wear my
pink jungle camo
while rydethis takes
lessons on how
to wipe her
toys off after
using them on
all the guys
in the Tard
. JB848 suddently moonwalks
up to Clarksville
then to memphis
then to Charlotte
THEN TO MEMPHIS (CAUSE THAT'S WHERE I LIVE...DUH)
back to Charlotte
and all points
next to Charlotte
and finally to
the love shack
in back of
the drive-in movies
by the river
where he inserted
his toe in
his mouth. Nearly
half way there
he craped on
a cop car
then grabbed his
helmet and gloves
, whips and chains,
but then it
started raining pussie
cats and dogs.
So he covered
her mouth with
my manly middle
then she slipped
and fell on
unidentified bodily secretions.
from all sorts
of purple gsxr
greasy kid stuff
wrapped in latex
with feathers and
BBQ Pork Rinds
Which kinda tasted
almost damn good
. The following day,
i happily hoped
that he would
take me away
to Mongolia or
abu dahbi where
we could just
dive into a
pool of jello
and beat the
hell out of
any sucka who
keeps changing the
depends on buddha's
(sorry about the OLD joke. couldnt resist... lol)
naughty place which looked
like an old
taco bell burrito.
However, his chalupa
and red sombrero
couldn't be tamed.
All of a
sudden the whole
chalupa shaped tampon
started singing loudly
sounding like toogoofy317
which was strangely
atonal, yet alluring.
We all must
learn to play
with our left
pinkie toe because
there's a secret
Buddha Loves You
like no other
shaZam! :woohoo:
that you have
between rydethis' legs :icon_twisted:
(not the warts)
obtained while doing
what caffeine did
after that one
was compared to
the other day
with the Goat
and barbeque sauce
at the party
for all members
with chocolate and
hot naked girls
who had STD's. :whisper:
So nobody wanted
to touch the
jelly donut with
their bare fingers
or anyone elses
strangely pierced appendages
shaped like toyotas
smelling like cabbage
and rotten hot
fly covered oysters.
smelling like cabbage
from obamas nostril
that has been
looking like a
Fly covered turd
. The next day
(ya gotta move this thing along sometimes...)
i looked at
A pretty woman
who told me
Boy! you all
sure ride well!"
So he thought
Where is her
shoes and socks?
"I ride commando
who needs socks!"
covering their miniscule
and thoroughly veiny
suzuki gsx1300r hayabusa
with pink leopardskin
and orange rims
wearing a bananahammock....
and gold teeth.
looking like a
big funny smelling
Harley Davidson owner.
wearing suzuki apparell
With pink tassels
and Purple vibrbators
and granny panties.
WHILE STANDING IN
Jserios living room
dropping it like
James Brown, baby!
Then Striesands naughty place :confused:
was really nasty
because jserio put
stank on it
yama took rydethis
to the airport
after a long
hard dry ride.
He sat back
and wished longingly
for some wet
sticky icky gum
attached to a
strippers inner thigh
that smells like
day old bacon
in Streisand's naughty place. :whisper:
(obligatory. sorry.)
Out of nowhere :confused:
came a ginormous
pee pee!!! Yama held
in between his
hand and foot
inserting into rydethis' :icon_twisted: :kiss3:
ghey friend adam :)
rydethis loves the
sounds of hot
smokey burn outs
Something about them
engorges his nipples.
his palms sweat
eyes go fuzzy
like Streisand's naughty place.
his brow furrows
and gets dizzy
its wheelie time
inside streisdands naughty place :confused:
inside streisdands naughty place
what the hell?
grow up already
streisands naughty place likes
enough of this
enough of what?
hearing about striesdand
Oh, streisdands naughty place
tired of it
not grade school
i just wish
I could be
cool like all
Caffeine's closest friends
and they all
like pandys large
collection of porn
Featuring a purple
90 suzuki katana
covered with furry
leopard print grips
shaped like hot
red chile peppers
Which taste like
worn out tires
from Taco Bell.
Make sure you
get plenty of
blinker fluid with
teflon coated additives
which lubed the
most inner workings
and blinker cogs
and tire flatulence
then we rode
off into the
pit of doom.
upon arriving there
A foot long
baby's toy rattle
was micaels favorite
battery operated boyfriend
that he lost
in his mangina.
Once upon a
Time in a
movie made by
the Marx Brothers
Barack obama farted
on Mickey Mouse's
Bill Clinton looking
monica lewinski smelling
hand-rolled Cohiba
that he lit
and then rydethis :icon_twisted:
said she wanted
something which would
taste like tea
what the f%$k
is happening now?
So I then...
got some tea
with lemon and
dumped it on
her table with...
3 left handed
cups full of
chocolate sauce pudding.
So then she
ate a huge
bowl of watermelon
with raw bacon
and some sprinkled
Some powdered sugar
on my yoshimura
After I polished
off her red
Suzuki GS Twin
with turbocharger and
an enormous chromium
set of rims
that were just
like the twinkies
I deep-fried
and covered with
honey, lemon and..
lots of Splenda.
Then I noticed
bad chest pains
after i farted :sad:
right in my
shoei helmet that
had Twinkie residue
om the visor
that shattered because
a snowflake landed
on a Yugo
that buddha drove
for 20 years
driving pandy to
the strip club.
Meanwhile, in Scotland
i was horny O0
therefore I found
a ginormous hardon
pressed against the
tinted visor of
rydethis' chinese bicycle
with fuzzy dice
and 8 track
turned to 11
People standing near
his recent farts
that smelled of
rotten chicken wings
and Streisand's vegemite
used during foreplay
in addition to
chains whips and
fuzzy bunny slippers.
filled with Ãœber
ripe Limburger cheese. (can we start a new sentence now? Please?) :cheers:
Pleaded caffeine it
has to stop
right now because
riding weather's great :woohoo:
to go commando
is so fullfilling
and saves money!
But Obama is
going to Australia
to play cricket!
But when he
gets there he
looses his bat
then eats eggrolls
before starting to
rejet his carbs.
They are full
Of 2% milk
, tehn squeezing pandys
he soon discovers
Her pretty purple
nosering in the
new rear tire
and he thinks
of Japanese pr0n
, the animated kind
with itty bitty
skirts and socks
. Horniness overcame him
Helen Thomas thoughts
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onion I shall
eat with my
potatos and gravy
with vegemite topping
because it tastes
Finger Lickin Good?
Later that afternoon,
just before dinner
I ate eggroll
though hate it
due to my
mother's awful cooking.
Out of nowhere
there was a
pirate ninja zombie
just chewing tobacco
swallowing the juice
that didn't dribble
into his huge
nike air boot
that he'd found
in your mama's
small but delicate
orange laundry cupboard
that stored three
small children comfortably.
and a hampster
who had diarrhoea
after eating cheese
shaped wedges of
salmonella laden chicken
smothered in ketchup
and chocolate sauce
had to take
the used ice
from my cooler
to the other
cooler in the
nether regions of
the rusty car
that held the
space man's ray
squirter. Without feeling
up the other
of the moon
beam's dark shadow
, he alighted from
tossing my salad
with false teeth
I calmly said
"What is the
matter with you
, you four dimensional
son of a
wrinkled, floppy, drooling
former noogie champion
who loved cheese
and dip". But
Anal three words ?
Cool.
Buddha.
She said no.
So I decided
it was time
to start the
Beer Pong Championship
Then pasted out.
But when the
fat lady sings
, the large crowd
throws multicolored bits
Bits or fun bags ?
Cool.
Buddha.
bits and fun bags
bits versus fun bags
versus gloves and
jelly implants at
yo' mama, so
get your hands
and dirty fingernails
cut down to
a state of
Removed
. Then turn on
Removed
Seinfeld, then open
Removed
out of date
rather dehydrated, hairy
fruit loops. But
don't forget too
zip up your
adult pajama onesies.
I like boobs
and large round
big and juicy
watermelons and other
Removed
Writing in the
best forum in
two wheeled history
I attempt to
scratch my dirty
earlobes with a
small red hot
chilli. But decided
wassabi might be
better for the
the rash than
a huge dose
of lice ointment.
I then grabbed
and squeezed a
huge honkin' handful
of pandy's purple
privates. Pandy's expression
turned green and
she was extremely
annoyed at the
over large dinosaur
that appeared in
the latest edition
of Teen magazine.
What the hell
is that turtle
sun baking in
the middle of
my veggie patch
chewing the carrots
and walking on
the grass for?
she said, before
lucy in the
margarine next to
the big bold
fluffy duck which
flexed his guns
and then turned
and faced the
goddess of hate
. She reached in
Pandora's box and
and felt her
velvet soft hair.
Strange, she thought,
that there wasn't
a sailor's jig
hidden deep in
the seedless watermelon
or indeed on...
the washing machine
of grievance desire
. So she decided
to go to
do the hustle
with the little
sewing thimble on
and a dwarf
stolen from monoply
which had been
given a huge
beanie and three
1000 dollar bills
that were found
crammed deep inside
the capsule, hidden
inside christmas turkey.
Like that one
that can sometimes
surprise you with
an atomic wedgie
or painful noogie
that can cause
long lasting psychological
delusions of santa
and easter bunny
dreams and fantasies
. Running along the
Yellow brick road
next to the
short, tall, pink
statue in the
middle of a
lush and large
shag carpeted naughty place
made of plastic.
A garden gnome
entered the arena
of jelly wrestling
covered in fat
and surrounded by
purple vibrating pandies
that flashed bright
like HID lights
in a blender
full of shiny
cabbage patch kids. :dunno_white:
Just then a
bolt of lightning
came out of
a blue turkey
and struck a
super model pose
While all the
motorcycle riders sang
Be bop alooba
be my baby
then ate a
steaming bowl of
lizard guts and
honey rosted peanuts.
oh my nuts
were stolen by
an angry lizard
riding a GS500
Equipped with a redneck
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on January 12, 2011, 12:18:48 AM
Equipped with a redneck
Three words Yama not four. So I'll take you first three.. equipped with a
large heavy yellow
redneck engineered phallus :technical:
. Just then a
post by JB848
appeared and incited
braincells to die
and we all
Ignored that b*tch
who loves admins
and consuming things
once a month
And quitting forums
but always returns
for a game
of "poor me"
and possibly another
rant and rave
about nothing much
. Strangely, there was
a huge naughty place
wearing a cuchini
which hides the
big pork sausage
(really a bratwurst)
so I heard.
Got some mustard
and bleu cheese
,some red wine
and a midget
riding a gs500
tandem with a
nuclear powered vibrator
and a box
of Buddha's special
short and curly
dark green things.
It started raining
while the spoon
manoeuvre in bed
requires extensive training
and a lot
of massage oil
applied between the
cam shaft bearings
,foo foo valve
and the tiny
GS500 forum "member"
who keeps on
reviving dead posts
needing Zombie Alerts
and post whore
alerts to alert
the year 2005
. So Logan ran
through the sprinkler
that was off
but on automatic
, peeing on jserios
freshly planted dandelions.
Screaming at every
single possible prophylactic
motorcyclle covers shaped
and colored black,
covering pandy and
taking one for
my post count
calling coup while
Quote from: mister on April 08, 2011, 11:44:24 PM
. So Logan ran
<---mister: Logan's Run is a weeeeeeird movie... --->
Buddha Loves You
and the ankhs
are something i
can not forget.
So looking around
we decided to
order five dozen
hot cross buns
then we got
all our shaZam!
and threw it
up against the
large hole in
the ozone layer.
caused by electrojake :technical:
and Buddhas rants
about Gladius motorcycles
sounding like flatulence
caused by beans
and other bizarre
items of clothing
being worn by
those who are
on the crack.
Suddenly, from above
came a loud
and what looked
like a big
blue phallus shaped
object that had
pointy bits on
lil bitty chinese
made jibble dinks.
Where's the cheese?
He asked curtly.
after passing flatulence
in the elevator
full of smurfs
and midget strippers
who like to
striptease purple hippopotamus'
while doing the
neighbour's pet poodle
using this weird
twelve volt battery
attached to a
jumper cables that
powered electrojakes vibrator
and nine tiny
stunted north australian
hairy nosed wombats
then proceeded to
order pepperoni pizza
and side of
catfish guts with
snot and sick
sauce served in
a toilet bowl.
They set off
passing gas repeatedly
until the methane
dissipated and they
danced a jig
to the tune
of ten monkeys
beating their meat
pies in unison
flatulating in d♪ :cookoo:
. The whole event
was caught on
old fashioned 8mm
black and white
film. And retransmitted
it through antenna
bypassing tinfoil hat
that was attached
to her phallus
shaped washing machine
which had a
an unfortunate fluid
Leaking from the
foo foo valve
. It was then
taken to the
house of representatives
where it was
buried under earmarks
and sex scandals
and filibustered endlessly.
and obama became
heavyweight champ of
the Peewee Herman
official thumb wrestling
, nail painting club.
The nail polish
was hard to
get high on
especially with mister
he don't drift
but he's swift
and he's deft
(deft or daft?)
tomAto or tomAHto
potato or spud
eggplant or aubergine
custard-apple or cherimoya
breasts or boobies ?
I'll take breasts.
(every single time!)
What about Titties?
that's nice too
Conversation turned, the
subject was motorcycles
and motorbikes too
but boobies remained
the desired topic
of the men.
Maybe boys too?
a couple lesbians?
Lesbians are great.
I like peach,
alcohpop flavoured drinks
especially with everclear :cheers:
playing "heroin girl"
or baby got
back Sir Mixalot
. So you like
them round and
and big and
when I'm throwin
by a midget
on a dinosaur
doing the Bartman
I get the
MC Hammer pants
STOP! Hammer Time :technical:
cant touch this :flipoff: :flipoff:
Yes I can
we all can
start touching cans?
toucan cancan can
a beer can
tasting like a
CANtaloupe in cans
While holding candles
and candied candy
canes in Canberra
This's seriously retarded (love from Holly_W)
six words huh?
what the fuhh
Shun the nonbeliever!
i like beavers
Cairns has cans
So does Canterbury
so does molson
I like Molson
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Molson has peach
fuzz in places
covered by bikini
which would be
shaven bare naked
and eagerly eaten
crack, back, sack.
said the australian
two humped marsupial
Buddha Loves You
Fudge? No thanks.
Chocolate cake then?
I have some.
i had some
prefer blueberry muffin
what about pavlova?
What the hell?
My thoughts exactly :cookoo:
Where's the Beef? :dunno_white:
I like muffin
Get baking then
i like beaver
Beaver and muffin
said the lesbian
softball coach who
grabbed her balls
with great enthusiasm
and a pair
of round melons
the juicy kind
The firm kind
she placed them
on the counter
for all to
poke and prod
fondle and grasp
and examine closely.
Annoying orange came
leaking out of
the fruity kitchen
due to all
the sharp knives
that sliced him
for fondling them :icon_lol:
like little puppies
shaped like a
half melted popsicle
dripping like Osama's
ding dong the
the king konged
hard and long
to silly songs
just move along
nothing to see
but one medium
and one regular
sized midgets fighting
over who shall
the victor be?
a midget on
two doses of
red bull cans
would fight anyone
in leather chaps
if they had
stretch marks on
their meat curtains
or their purple
she loves basketball!
That was random...
love non sequitur
i love boobies
we knew that!
love bouncing boobies
hooray for breasts
and thighs and
and jiggly things
female jiggly things
large love lips?
three words dude!
said the old
and slightly wrinkled
gstwin moderator named
moderator edited post
not my fault!
deleted by poster
edit will do
post edited y'all!
Christ almighty hallelujah
edit is possible
so is punching
a fuzzy large
600 pound gorilla
in the elbow.
with a cotton
ear bud which
had recently been
used as a
unusually awkward shaped
dowsing rod by
BHP to detect
highly unstable sexual
desires in amoeba
and pink molluscs
and other small
single cell organisms
worm like things
in your ear
and in your
carbs. they tried
to put monkeys
and spinning bippy-dippies
cheating with hyphens :flipoff:
you nancy boy :flipoff:
Anyways, the rules
NEVER stated anything
about sometimes Y
why why why
that's the question
that someone asked
and asked again
and once more
but never answered
until someone said
why no answer?
No one knows :dunno_black:
where's this going? :icon_lol:
I don't know
It's going around
like a record
baby right round
The point is
that it spins
on its point
like a breakdancing
beret wearing feminist.
protesting about women's
hair removal cream
cause hairy legs
I like boobs
Buddha Loves You :flipoff:
he does not
are their trademark
another mammary interruption!
Not last night
had a headache©®
fix by paracetamol
osamas headache was
lead pill fixed
to the end
says Joe 90
smooth move joe
smooth as silk
Good as gold
so says the
guy who shot
Liberty Valance in
Macy's lingerie department
who was wearing
fish net stockings
red lipstick and
a cowboy hat
that was purple
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pink and blue.
Friday the 13th
comes after thursday
the twelfth so
you better be
packing some heat
cause zombies are
ready to rumble
,eat your brains
and play UNO
while stripping paint
with their forked
little tongues lapping
pandys inner thigh :icon_twisted: :oops:
pandy's inner thighs?
this's getting strange :cookoo:
A bit kinky?
Yea a little...
Some mature content
watch out kiddies!
mature subject matter
that may offend
those with weak
or impressionable minds.
... like Hyosung owners.
A bad experience?
Cheap and nasty
Prone to breakdown
Poor warranty support
its a Ford!
with a stick
Fair enough then
what about toyota?
What about them?
Has three syllables .
Includes word toy
Maybe that's why
toys are fun
contain formaldehyde and
lead free batteries
that can cause
a runaway car :flipoff: :flipoff:
type two diabetes
and contagious impetigo
curable only with
chemically induced AIDS
and a broomstick
smothered in wet
gooey, sticky mess.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was
combing his nose
hairs with a
ebony south eastern
two humped yak
and eating halal
and sipping moonshine
dipped in the
sauces of hell
and nuclear waste
straight from them
came unreal flatulence
and toxic gases
that made many
people throw up
. Following this, a
conga line of
Brazilian waxed nuns
breakdancing to abba
and pole dancing
for Jesus's entertainment
declined to partake
in the cocaine
and sherbet snorting
and kitten huffing
that so often
happens at these
s&m demonstration parties
and Tupperware parties
and other MLM
multi level marketing?
"Bring me bacon!"
Try ringing 911
or dial a
pizza from Dominos
and wait 30
or its free!
Cause ninja turtles
and Master Splinter
forced April O'Neil
And Shredder to
get busy with
taking over the
the local 7/11.
Are they Indian?
That depends on
indian indian or?
native american indian?
No..... Apu Indian.
Cowboys were seen
at Brokeback Mountain
and at the
indian porno studio
inquiring about jobs
cleaning out the
recently use cubicals.
.. with a toothbrush
nail clippers and
copious amounts of
high grade heroin.
What a waste.
I meant Herron
and other birds
Nope, the paracetamol
makes buddha fart
Nope, that's curry
and green eggs
and maybe ham
which makes pandy
pant, moan and
experience rapid swelling
of her purple
bulbous and firm
,pendulous and hypnotic
smooth and waxed
heaving and perspiring
wide and gaping
long and twisted
Yes? You called?
Back to Pandy's
huge house party
just up the
road from the
Colonel Sanders Memorial
mmmm dirty bird.
Finger licking birdy
smelling like a
fish, but tasting
Like a elephant
off his face
He pulled the
long, slender trunk
out of his
gs500 shaped wallclock
using it as
frisbee while doing
zumba completely drunk
with rockhard abs
body by Jake.
the Snake and
Rowdy Roddy Piper
who with peewee
willies and giant
sea dwelling behemoths
difficult to continue
after that one!
said i have
revived the thread!
Mouth to mouth?
The busboy called
your mama a
big yellow taxi
which arrived and
took her downtown
where the lights
are bright and
red like a
baboons ass in
the hot arid
nether regions of
Valentino's race leathers
dragging across asphalt
like he just
got bad worms
. Simonchelli's hairdresser was
taken out regrettably
due to unforseen
bad hair moments.
Haircut outweighs talent.
Ambitions exceeded haircut
Go the 'fro
At the snow
blow by blow
during sexy time
hell, any time
as long as
she doesnt bite
the wet tadpole
after i stick
the rectal thermometer
into her quivering
moist upper lip
clean or used?
Carbolised and ready
Cleanliness is Godliness!
Hygiene is healthy
wealthy and wise
Cheap and cheerful
trim, taught and
fan f4cking tastic
said the midget
while he rode
his Shetland Pony
,whipping it frenetically
all the way
to Kingdom Cum
and back again
then it said
"My turn now!"
So it mounted
with vigorous enthusiasm
a fast moving
porn actress named
Ivana Peeonyoo who
stroked her thorny
bush with vigor.
Her blistered finger
looked quite nasty
but she continued
calling pizza hut
making prank calls
blackout's box style
ordering fried lackanookie
ordering pepperoni pizza
flavored pixie sticks
and fairy dust
Shredder says "it's..."
a shame about
the way that
Lorenzo crashed out
while Stoner used
his skills conquering
the GS500's awesome
underwhelming power range
wet weather racing
in the wet
when its raining
with moisture everywhere
in the desert :cookoo:
while eating dessert
on a deserted
backstreet with your
old lunch lady
at lunch time
cooking soylent green
cheeseburgers and fries
made out of
Scott Tennerman's parents
Fark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QLD lost :cry:
:flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff:
11 secret spices
One is essenceofpaul.....
Tastes like *BEEP*
Smells like va-jay-jay
:flipoff: :cheers:
tastes like fish
texture of chicken
with a hint
of severe flatulence :o :cookoo:
and minty aftertaist
with the cream
puff cherry glaze
with anchovies on
like momma makes.
Some teen punk
then decided to
Shark your grandmother :2guns:
Upstairs or downstairs?
Her rear unveiled :thumb:
granny underwear the
likes of which
a camping store
stocks 15ft tarps
with puppy dogs
for clothes pegs
and great big
miniature st bernards
with bad elephantiasis
and quite good
Makes taisty chinese
water torture seem
like a barrel
of noxious farts
inside a big
girl's under knickers
Where disease breeds
like seagulls on
dead zombie piles >:(
and undead haemorrhoids
are summarily zapped
To sticky dust
by global nonsense
and radiation therapy
while other perverse
and equally pointless
comments made by
by monkeys rooting
for whitchetty grubs
in the arid
cars of late
and great eighties
(like the Commodore) :D
nah a Gemini :thumb:
and Escort Panelvans
Pffft! Camira FTW!
Picture these jewels
in one hand
while gazing longingly
and deeply at
Oprahs rear end
ooo that's hot!
^ Unsane blurted out.... :cookoo:
(reading xunedeinx's thoughts)
....he knows now... :dunno_white:
that he secretly
takes unnecessary risks
reading the mind
of the mindless
postwhores who must
have smoked some
low grade chemicals
and induced alot
Of painful priapismm
in the eighties
White Snake Spread 8)
My first post :icon_razz:
here we go
does in O&E :cheers:
again on my
heavily styled mullet
greased with 80w
walking down the
narrow catwalk tonight
looking for erect
structures to base
to fly into >:(
with aerial acrobatics
on a gs500
stunt edition bike
signature series by
beavis and butthead
rare collectors series
featuring a noobish
colonial warrior in
Titanic part Two
Jack is Back
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That's CAPTAIN Jack!
Zombie Captain Jack.... :2guns:
Black Pearl cap'n
Peal Neck lace
bit of sparrow
droppings on a
Egg white sandwich.
I like yolk
In my asparagus
scented candles burning
bright and vigorously
Like Laura Croft!
fully crouched down
squatting like a
toad doing splits
with fingers crossed
ankles around ears
(nice mental image) :D
Squatting on a
rusty bar stool
farting while facing
an open flame
toasting some marshmallows
and toasty things
while spinning around
like a spit-roasted
pig dripping fat
fat dripping thing.
The fat drips.
Fat also wobbles
and congeals like
cool frypan lard
after deep frying
coagulated platypus sperm :mad:
Interesting ingredient (wtf)
teh scientist commented
Warlock magic ingredients
like toads legs
eye of newt
toddlers and puppies
witches chest hair :whisper:
and the such
simpsons did it
They did what?
All of this...
sounds rather risque
Southpark seapeople episode...
starring obama and
southpark sea people
smelling like ginormous
mutant sea slugs
and icy seashells
seductive sexy mermaids
and halitosis breath
and little green
dancing green frogs
green with envy
on St Paddys
in an Irish
quoit tossing battle
while eating italian
sportscars for breakfast
with a GS500
supercharged and turboed
chinese fart machine
not fuel injected
nor has abs
nor 4wd because
GS500 riders are
free of all
preservatives and fat
and two cylinders
while submarines are
yellow like ribbons
, full of seamen
protected by nymphomaniac
a sperm whale's
annoying song sends
mixed messages to
all twitter followers
who love gossip
and Beiber Fever
similar to chlamydia :nono:
but potentially fatal :icon_eek:
Bieber is lint
in belly buttons
which usually secrete
lint filled pockets
in your pants
with your mum
whole nine yards
of knitting yarn
tied into liquid
chloroform on my
Melting dilated eyes
that blankly stare
at buddhas middle
where the lint
is as heavy
as dark matter
melting through infinity
after going through
oprah winfreys arse
to mouth regime
Dr Oz likes.
...to misdiagnose people
Big Pharma says
medicinal marijuana is
like Salvia divinorum
Saliva divine forum?
What is that :cookoo:
another banned plant!
So Pluto's brother?
and annoying orange
You like vajayjay?
or clean haboobs?
I like sideboob
or two boobs 8)
Watabout triple nipple?
and nibble nipple
and nipple cripple
They're all fantastic :icon_mrgreen:
Boobs on bikes
bobb'n bike boops
sounds like foreplay :icon_mrgreen:
or fourex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXXX) beer
Quote from: mister on July 19, 2011, 01:44:35 AM
or fourex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXXX) beer
Carbonated Queenslander Urine! :cheers:
is best served
to drunk Queenslanders
after winning origin
which was unknown
to evolutionary code
coding random flatulence
from baboons a$$es
comes baboons poopy
smelled by feline
cats on heat
spayed and neutered
just as we
and listen to
the screaming hordes
of screaming whores
and fat tarts
and heavy harlots
Make awesome sandwiches 8)
wrapped in a
crispy tortilla shell :cheers:
and spicy salsa
with lashings of
whips and chains
sprinkled with ginger
and blonde hair
with freckles on
a button nose
cute and delicious?
Noses? No way
Lobes though, yeah
eat em' up :D
Nibble on em'
insert between the
webbing between your
spiderman outfit that
comes complete with
a bad aftertaste
and repeating gas
that lets out
a green colored
noxious foul emission
like Julie Gillard's
weasel red head
chubby fluffy beater
known as moot
and bush bashing
a shaven fairly
firey fair fairy
firing fairly fair
fair is fair
far fair Fahrvergnügen
and also fukengruven :police:
Pay the fare
to the ferryman
fare thee well
at the funfair
or be afflicted
with Bieber fever
as well as
rebecca black singing
fare fair gotta
hare hair in
pair of pears
when brakes break
breaking braking brakes
and halfbaked cakes
at happy harrys
near sad Sally's
where tolls tally
and cars rally
while watching telly
and eating vegemite :D
on toasted crumpets
Kiss my Converse
food not shoes
Jimmy. Dean. Croissants!
with cheese tomatoe
you mean "tomato"
all of sudden
I mean to-mate-o
not a potato?
Nope, just spudos
and some mayo
maybe grated cheese
with yeller peppers
Peppers? No way!
unless youre pregnant
or breast feeding
or like gherkins
dipped in beer
rolled in flour
but baked in..
mailorder rotisserie cooker
flatulence emitting device :cookoo:
running on solar
with butane backup
to flame grill
some smokin McWhoppers
and bean curd
with a side
of that tasty
delicious but greasy
and very more-ish
so the leftovers
are sitting on
a purple bippy-dippy
platter with dips
and fried ice
somehow stays frozen
despite the gnarly
delicious fried ice-cream
that garnishes the
oily but tasty
seafood flavoured sticks
of peanut butter
and strawberry jam
topped with some
post whores ramblings
by guess who ^ :icon_rolleyes:
by Mr Nobody
who is somebody
though not everybody
needs somebody sometimes.
Anybody would do
but whom would
everybody like to
be the one
, just like Neo,
or Christopher Lambert
Highlander vs Geek
Who would win?
A movie script
with many sequels
and various budgets
,B grade actors
and directors with
no Tarantino esque
that change scripts
to suit their
latest girlfriend's wishes
instead doing dishes
four word fail
Fail is remedied
or cleaning house
like she should
make my sandwich
scratch my nose
Suck_my_pencil (http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=28047.0)
cottonbud my ear
fetch a beer
and no backchat!
Beware that Pandy
Hides behind corners
,doesn't see this
like invisible man
with x-ray vision
wears underwear outside
of her leotards
plus useless leg-warmers
that actually cool
the too cool
lil chicken legs
covered in creamy
sticky gooey goodness
like Swiss Fondue
scented australian beer
beer battered chips
whisky whipped fries
chips in Australia
Fries in France
gobbledok doesn't care
But Hamburgular does
life's pretty straight
uh without twisted?
close, without twisties
What about sweepers?
or tasty cheezels?
maybe some wedges
fried in wd-40
and some Aerostart
with some lanolin
for good measure
your valve clearances
should be between
one million units
of liquid measure
like powdered milk
,jugs of beer
BZZZZZZZZT! Thread defibrillator.
like her erection
of lego blocks
like a high
thing with height
in the heights
of royal highness
way up north
just over yonder
north to Alaska
to build igloos
with Peter North's
northern summer tips
for growing herbs
like parsley, sage
and other condiments
on other continents.
We all know
or think such
naughty little thoughts
that if they
or even we
knew we knew
the new idea
would be known
unbeknownst to us
or to others
that think otherwise
or even likewise
or counter-clockwise
like large revolving
spiny thinga mebob
on a spit
or a swallow
flying mid air
unladen of coconuts
and gaining altitude
forget three questions
and ask another
silly question mate
African or European?
Carpet match curtains?
This isn't working
turn it on
Wer ist U-Boot-Kommandant?
NOUN: der U-Boot-Kommandant | die U-Boot-Kommandanten
English only here
The Queen's English
Go Speed Racer!
All hail mrwirey
from external something
or whatever might
happen to be
looking like a
Only in slowmo
and smell good
and taste better
than Nigella Lawson's
stale, old, crusty
salty and bitter
in space or
the time continuum
potted white frangipanni
pruned, fertilised, watered
and growing well.
, snickers bars roam
where flakes live
in chocolate heaven
and diabetics hell
chew sugar-free gum
sweetened with laxatives
Bumping back up
slipped, and dropped
right through the
secret stargate's wormhole
right up your... :woohoo:
corduroy trouser leg
then down the
lingerie wearing midget
and pimps out
his skateboard with...
20" chrome spinners
and fuzzy dice
ohh yeah dawg!
And when he
struck a match
her fart exploded
and singed everything
with shaZam! goggles
leaving a smell
of pure A$$ :D
mixed with burnt
va jay jay
and cha cha
And roast va-china
with a hint
oriental traditional fish
tattooed yakuza style
dingleberries on the
your face tard!
Erm.......ok......whatever :dunno_black:
or..... hell.....idk
what the fudge? :icon_neutral:
Crikey! (RIP Steve)
what did that...
mean just now?
Or, was it
Mister really screwed
the lid on
the vegemite jar
too loose and
find him self
coming out of
the closet??? Ok.....
gà y straight man
who eats Vegemite!
spread too thick
over his toast
then on his
fingers which he
showed violently up
(Showed or shoved?)
(Lets assume shoved)
bhaha wow shoved! for sure! lol my b
her left nostril
fap fap fap
missing mud flap
from the blue
skies of earth
following the purple
polka dot dress
that pee pee wrinkled
and then it
inserted itself into
Yama's ear canal
waking up to
sounds of flatulence
Santa was standing
with his only
three word game
which will end
New Year's Day?
Yes, if yamahonkawazuki
plays God with
Adidasguy. The End.
================
alright. adidas closed it. ill work on writing it into a story now. almost made 200 pages :D lol
Tard farm it. :icon_twisted:
Cool.
Buddha.
Nooooooo dont do
Don't tardfarm it...
(Does a contraction and a squished together two words count as 3 or 5?)
leave it here
oops, too late
Damnit to hell.
New thread time.
When's the new one? I want in.
it already in
twice in because
it ended previously
I'm all in
can't... stop... posting!
Post post post
like a posting
With more post
post more posts
Posting another post
oh my god
there's posts everywhere
Gramlord said to
eat pandys purple
Marshmallows that she
posted to the
three word game
So we ate
They tasted good
better than black
roasted ribs with
postwhore sauce under
A light flame
from a lighter
No a match
for the under-twelves
who decide to
post in a
giant rectangular prison
surrounded by a
big, hairy, gross
transgender male woman
With a mustache
on her masculine
pink cowboy boots
awaits her va-jay-jay
not going there
moldy and corrosive
sticky like glue
didnt use lube
blue waffle lubricates
And Internet photos
Stain your mind :cry:
2 girl cup
Nasty poop game
The smell was
Definitely not pleasant
Made me vomit
Over a painting
of mona lisa
with my Buddha Loves You-fun bags
who didn't understand
what i said
drunken forum gibberish
THIS IS SPARTAAAA`~~!!!!!
or is it??
It's not....it's
Something unlike this
In her pants
No, not again
Shitty brown mess
No toilet paper
nasty panty stains...
Forgot her tampons
Q-tips or Kleenex
here's a rag
for his vag
That is gross
Said the Vampire!
ghey and sparkly
Earings he wore
to impress buddha
Who wasn't impressed
By his minuscule
Microscopic third leg
promptly given to
The buddha unwillingly
In an attempt
To overtake him
Meanwhile...the GS
Came alive to
find her owner
Naked on her
With a taco
and some ale
but she still
wouldn't put out
She never has.
and never will
but that's ok
she is ugly
no no...FUGLY
kinda like a
Snuffleupagus with spots
but with more
Blue waffle on
Her whole body
Worse, she smells...
Like moldy tuna
and sewer gas
With killer looks
And nail fungus
That killed everything
In its path
except for one
Intoxicated little midget
Riding in on
the most beautiful
A sexy gs500
With Buddha jets
A stock airbox
and pandys purple
memory foam filter
technicolour leather tassles
Fluttering blissfully along
In blinding hail
that really hurt
his very bare
Dangling nipple ring
With chain attached
to her phallus
Mushroom head shaped
with purple spots
located on cheek :cool :wink:
running down hill
at blistering speeds
toward her blistering
puss filled pimples
That wouldn't pop
They turned purple
and green with
Kawasaki Team Green
and purple spots
they then burst
In a fury
of gargantuan explosions
Exploding squirting purple
splotches that pandy
couldn't help but
Spray over her
green harley davidson
Parked In a
avatar on gstwin
Which quit working
because of fapping
really hard because
boob cursor game
crush kill destroy
the old people
That agent orange
which rendered slips
mentally ill caused
running of the
Of red cans
Which we crushed.
with our pinky
I love titties! :thumb:
on ginormous purple
gs500s owned by
thread lock nazi
Senior citizens that
was not me
Not them either
damn lockernazi lol
said Yama wryly
, C'est la vie :icon_lol:
he further quipped
before outdrinking australians :flipoff:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 19, 2013, 11:46:17 PM
before outdrinking australians :flipoff:
, maybe Janx but.....
Definetly not me
Slips the keg!!
Keg a night
Lol.. Heineken 5L?
3, one night
Well done then!
A median effort
, lot of piss
sweat, and tears
And playing rockband
On the Wii
while the cat
Gets sliced open
by Dr FrankenPuss
Organs dried out
(you having a downer day Slips?)
and threaded onto
(No not yet)
Fishing hooks for
catching seagulls at
Addy's bike cave
:icon_eek: ...have to be
Plenty of cats
Dare you try!!
Wait till he
Sleeps? Does he?!
He's old, yes
Plays pipe organ?!
Rear ring hole!
Like Dr Frankenstein?
Sure, why not.
Or maybe Igor!!
If addy saw
Hmmmm ... HEY ADDY!!!
Don't call him
Bahaha PM sent!
You little prick
Little?! ..... Little!!!??? ... Yeah righto ...
.... Thanks I guess... Don't usually get called little ... :D
Multiple word fail
(Meh)
He sleep anyway
Janx is wussy
Still pm'd Addy!
No you didn't
Err yup did!
You lie terribly
Just wait then
I shall then
Never dare Janx!
Double triple dare
(Already sent one .. But) ..
As you wish
I fear none
(No subject)
« Sent to: adidasguy on: Today at 03:12:57 AM » ReplyQuoteDelete
You failed again
Slips doesn't believe I would try to slyly summon you to the NSFW 3 word thread... But he was trash talking about using your cats as seagull bait!! ...
Nasty slips!! ... Thwap him!!
I did nothing!!
Copy and paste is tricky on the iPad ... Had to split it cos of page zones
Excuses excuses excuses
Big sausage fingers?
Ill blame you
Oh noes!!! :icon_rolleyes: lol
Ha ha ha
Trembling in boots?! (Not!!)
You so are
Size 13?! .. Nup
Size 6 perhaps
5'11" .. 134kg .. Size 13
Don't care multiples
Plus munted wrist
Clicking shoulders and
Back and knees
From 25 years
Moving furniture, which
Is probably longer
Than you been
Off the Tit
... So hush junior!
Back to your
Sandpit with the
Cat turds and
Thread worm eggs
That suit you? ;) :flipoff:
If not, cats
will start appearing
in Slips' threads.
Can't scare me
because Ailurophobia doesn't
afflict me. However,
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A dog licking
his naughty bits
not that flexible!
Is for janx
its over rated!
f%$k chicken shaZam!
bump de bump :icon_twisted:
Betty freaking boop
betty is hot!
She's freaking fugly
Chocolate starfish face.
A real butterface
mister truly is
Followed by Yamma
who taught him
Alternative exhaust usage
because of certain
Odd peculiar behaving
aussies and other
Certain post whores
not to mention
Any particular names
but(t) .. its Yama!! :flipoff:
Cough yes cough
have a Anticol!
before i postwhore :flipoff: :icon_lol:
Get back to
Your cave, troglodyte!! ;) :D
Yeah what he
Said, most pointedly!
Yep he did
then smiled... like
Alice in wonderland
after eating mushrooms
on a rainy
Sunday morning. Suddenly!! ..............
her water broke
which surprised her
Was she pregnant
naah just mains
mains???? .. what the?! :dunno_black:
water lines mate :)
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Ruining another thread?
used 3 words!
I thought so. :icon_neutral:
yep three words :flipoff:
been here often!!
not often enough.
ok!.. more then?! :D
yup!. Definately more
more!?.... More EVERYTHING!!!!
yes indeed! more
Slips wants more
Kinky soup love
Chicken is favorite
fill his pouch
with soup and
wet bread crumbs
to the lip
left or right?
in his trousers
(shudder) ... where none dare!!!!
Touch his hairy
inner thigh .. because .. :icon_eek:
EJ was there
He saw everything
that kinky EJ!!
Funny new jerseyan
stalkin them aussies
Nah that's jester
Hmm i thought
Wrong? Why yes
Play the game
if she says
Can I stick
it in an
A new place
or grasp it
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=63500
Try, try, again. :angel:
On and on
and on we
not again please. :technical:
Yes do it
all the time
over and over
and around the
corner with Oscar
on the piss
Behind a dumpster
while with a
jar of Vaseline
from ej's bmw
It's top quality
and very moist!
Second favorite word
is dry snatch
she wasnt excited
Totally like sandy
damp and gritty
White or brown
both taste good!
Like totally gross
if eaten raw
Medium rare hey
I'll swallow it
depends on what
she ate yesterday
will give her
pungent, sour gas!
from good cooking
and bad lovin'
keep it going
In the ass
If shes up
to the pounding!
The Cleveland steamer
a new position?
Taking a dump
while at work
wanking with her
heading to Nirvana
With Kurt curbain
Keep
thread
live
:technical:
It's alive hey
it lives forever
where's it end? :dunno_black:
Only Yamma knows
And i forget :icon_lol:
Drinking again Yamma?
Hardly drink anymore
.... or any less!! ...
sober and able
Yet still forgetful
but never dreadful
except that time....
Behind the gaybar
You mean pianobar
Well there were
only three of
Type of bars
like candy bars?
Same sex type
different body style.
Sometimes maybe slimmer.
not sure lol
Slimmer is better
than other choice.
Only John knows
Indeed she does :icon_mrgreen:
not allow Aussies
To arouse her
because Aussies are
Absolute bloody ledgends
in their own
Lady killing way
of fapping blindfolded
And fully lubricated
Sandpaper condoms that
are guaranteed "dustless"
yet s&m approved O0 :thumb:
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Good reply, Yamma!
I doubt dustless
It truly was
I can't believe
Go To Bed!
Watching pitch perfect
That explains it. :cheers:
Cheesy but funny
resembles a slightly
Worse version of
keeping thread alive
along with the
pancake Ohio bunny
and its australian
And it works
and hops quickly
to the closest
Dark and moist
fruitcake with butter
Ohio fast food
birthplace of wendys
Deep fried coke
Cardiovascular torture test
Just like that
Chest pains coming
Various fatty deposits
cutoff blood flow
Shortening life spans
already happening dammit :technical: :icon_lol:
I've had enough
For now anyhoo
Hoo who's there?
Yama went riding
On a pony!!?
Naah was chasing
after his cat
yes indeed. Almost
but not quite
For a haircut
keep thread alive
For threads sake
What heated grips :dunno_black:
My heated grips
around her gnarly
Well proportioned breasts
Which numbered eight!
Hundred nipples with
barbed wire encased
Eating rare pork
Covered with a
bunch of maggots
keep
thread
alive
:technical:
Ooooozing and festering
with leaky bmws'
Old rusty Harley's
bump - just because :flipoff:
There are random
people among us
who postwhore constantly
But not Ej :icon_mrgreen:
sure he does :cookoo:
forum prostitute indeed :thumb:
Yes sir lol :bowdown:
I love this
so much that
you fap to
Lawrence Welk music
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To conquer the
elusive single person
which consequently is
john missing a
Honey nut cheerio
placed upon his
purple banana hammer.
Extension of a
shortened holden monaro
Go Holden yeah
would be fast
Anal hemhorraging turd
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Making brown mess
In janitor's closet
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Which made them
very inedible cheerios!
Disgusting unless youre
thread not die! >:( :cookoo: :2guns: :technical:
just for you :cheers:
Old possum stew.
is very delicious :D
Of very delicious
Rancid spewing stew
Created by a
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pot smoking hippie :D
Cleaning septic tanks
With scrubbing bubbles
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Supporting his dependency
back to rehab...
For anal sex
Giving or receiving?
Receiving of it
for gas money
gas for what?
shaZam! i dont even know, i was just exploring the page and trying to understand this whole thing. :dunno_black:
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shaZam! i dont even know, i was just exploring the page and trying to understand this whole thing. :dunno_black:
(bahahahaha .. multiple word fail... there is no right or wrong... you just try to make sense of your addition with 3 words only .. and this is the ADULT version .. there is another 3 word game 'without smut' .. well mostly without smut :icon_rolleyes: ... so....)
petrol engined sybian!
With a giant
green and red
One eyed cyclops.
( every 3 word game ends up going south of the decency line. multiple times lololol)
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One eyed cyclops.
( every 3 word game ends up going south of the decency line. multiple times lololol)
(and how many TWO eyed cyclops have you heard about?? :confused: )
that pulsed and
spat out its
torrent of rainbow
Coloured skittles candy
taste the rainbow :laugh:
From his anus
Slips loves anus!
Especially janxs anus :2guns:
Secret's out now!! :icon_rolleyes:
Janx loves it
you never pay!! (cheapskate)
Your a dud
changed story now!!??
No focused on
Cheap bogan gratification
Janx loves men
in banana hammocks
covered with barbed
Slivers of lemon
while drinking martinis
slips was felching
big fat load
Of whipped cream
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That janx sexed
before slips did
(and btw ... 'sexed' in that usage... is just wrong... dont make me come up there and Buddha Loves You slap you!! ;) ... 'sexed' is so much the language province of 1st year high school!! .. mutter mumble grumble)
I used condoms
Would hope so :o
Janx bare backs
Slips goes seconds
Before janx jizzed
So slips thinks!
no drunk sex :nono:
Slips was drunk
while janx jizzed? :o
no, slips did
All over carpet!
and his shoes!
In janxs shirt
A rippling chest
Of wobbling fat
Hey it ripples!!
Slap that fat
Says slips often!
To janx hehehe
with mister taping
In the corner
The naughty corner!
Intrigued, Please continue!
Well ...... Mister is....
full of shaZam!?
With pink lemonade
umbrella on top
With a small
Maraschino cherry on
Janx loves it
cherry apple pie!!!
With whipped mucus
Ewe that's nasty!
Nasty sexy mucus O0
Mucous aficionado Jim?
Join janxs club
Errm, no sorry
Join the darkside
That costs money :o
We have cookies
and good drinks?
Take your pick
chocolate chip cookies
And snot milk
may taste funny
if mixed with
pregnant chick milk
And bull seamen
with radioactive mucus
(what it is with you young fellas and bodily fluids?!?! :cookoo: )
hulk snot yeah?
(bodily fluids are brutal janx :flipoff: :icon_mrgreen: )
nuclear hulk snot?
like rubber grenades!!
Fired at janx
who dodges sideways
Into the mud
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with women wrestling :woohoo:
for the right
To poop together
And fap profusely
Fap fap fap
More bodily fluids!!! :icon_mrgreen: :icon_lol:
Stinky butt mud!
Pleasureable swamp ass
in womens ass's
That Yamma licks
Fat Muddy Butt
sounds like Rap!
Big Butts rule O0
They cannot lie
Baby got back!
... so easily distracted!! ;) :D
Brothers can't deny
, when a girl walks
:icon_eek: thats Four words! :icon_twisted: :flipoff:
With an itty
bitty waist, and
Rub it in
Quote from: Janx101 on June 12, 2013, 06:19:39 PM
:icon_eek: thats Four words! :icon_twisted: :flipoff:
Sure enough lol. now wheres Bîtching betty to remind me of the rules aka mister anyhoo moving on lol)
round thing in
Your face you
get sprung and
A double up
tough 'cause you
Waist is small
Hooked by the
Lure of anus
Fungus growing from
Middle bottom mushrooms
But you can't
... Can so too!!!! ... :icon_razz:
Hater be hatin
... See me rollin!...
Because I can
And then I
thought about doing
Something quite percussive
with celery sticks
In thinking maybe
I could turn
water to wine
If I were
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john with his
Magical rainbow coloured
Poo flavored hammer
Head shark teeth
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black diamond claws!!
Pimp sissy slap
pineapple-flavoured banana hammock
Four word fail
It's a hyphen
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Counts as four
no it doesn't :icon_razz:
slipperymongoose says so
That's right bitches
..... Here we go! .... :icon_rolleyes: :flipoff:
F-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c eleven words
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Different setup entirely!
shaZam! c@%t f%$k
Laugh out loud
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Roll on floor
ten second rule!
Some goooooooood pickings
Gold digging w$%&e
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Whats a w$%&e ?
my mama for money?
didnt mean that...(it changes the s l you tee word to my mama...how fascinating...)
:icon_rolleyes: ..... Jim!!, three words! ;) :icon_twisted: :police:
This disappoints me
Hear that often? :flipoff:
Not like you
I love YOU does...
Bet you do (bloody foul language checker)
You disappoint me
I didn't curse
Your counting sucks
Statements were seperate
I WAS CHEATED!!!!!!! :technical:
You got punkd
Exactly what happened
Lotsa technical stuff
NOW who's cheating :icon_razz:
Not me nutty
profanity filter sucks
Your telling me.
Only three words? :dunno_black:
ha ha ha :D
Yes my American
five word title :icon_razz:
Nsfw means what
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What she said
Whiners? Maybe, dunno
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... i remember!! ... Work!! :D
Something I hate
Ohhhh duh lol
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Take you long?
Longer than you!
Some may say
janx and slips
are 'Wise Guys',
While other might
Say we dominate
Slips the sub!
Janx the bottom
.... More a arsehole!! :flipoff:
Who takes chicken
Sandwiches to work
Out his jaw
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Into his toilet
eats it afterwards
And doesn't wipe
His coubter-top
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Every second Wednesday!
Sometimes on tuesday
Not Monday however
Don't bullshit me :nono:
Never crossed me
until the doctor
Stuck a finger
In his fish
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Grilled or battered?
Lubed and lathered
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Beer batter prefered
which may feel
Fizzy at first
But then it
Gave under pressure
when mister took
a huge dump
On a towelette
and rubbed it
On his face
to no avail
So he bleached
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While he was
eating grilled fish
With battered chips
And elephant earwax
Bonus butt fungus
ew, thats nasty...
Could be worse...
In your mouth
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With no teeth
like your ex
She was worse
you loved it!
Make her damp
Very very moist
you mean mouldy?
Like my butt
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:icon_eek: ... overshare!! but ... ok! :dunno_black:
Lmao butt-cheese
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Cottage or blue?
thinking Limburger maybe?!
That's so gouda
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Melted or chilled?
sliced with crackers
With a nice
splash of tabasco
And cherry pepsi
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in J-cube's butt?? :icon_eek:
With some mayo!
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Served in a
warm fleshy pouch
Of a mans
hairy left armpit
that's cleanly shaven
what?! .. slightly girly!!! :flipoff:
Some razor stubble :dunno_black:
hmmm sounds suspicious!! ;)
Why not wax?
waxing is ghey!!
Square pulse laser?
Square geek head! :flipoff:
Blown head gasket
What you blow?
Like the driver
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Janx blows goats
Janx blows goats
Janx blows goats
That was photoshopped! :icon_rolleyes:
is it true!?!?
only if he
uses extra lube
But yes true
Nice goat too! :thumb: (NOT Photoshopped)
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What a butterface
in need of...
a goatse pic?
nope, plastic surgery
Thank GOD no
Nothing a bag
And lots of
beer couldn't fix. :thumb:
and many roofies
Had little effect
Because slips was .....
Vlogging everything happening
Pics for proof!
Video of proof
So you say
It's on YouTube
so you say
Search for yourself
no ghey pr0n :nono:
Sunshine this week!!!!! :woohoo:
Until tomorrow lol
When pigs fly
There's still sun :flipoff:
storm warning here!
^^^ storm warning there!
WARNING: DEFCON Four
good or bad?
Defcon my ass
it has defcon? :confused:
Or loctite 606
Start ya bastard :thumb:
Fuel through carbs
Fuel on ground! :o
Controlled explosions usually
From rectal cavities
Which doesnt normally
Happen to janx
Only unregulated explosions! :icon_rolleyes:
Within his anus
Within?! .... Nah ... WithOUT!!
^^ has no anus??
Yeah, I'm T101
Eats through osmosis?
T101 nuclear powered!
(Terminator ?! )
Fits easily on
what fits where?!
Fits up you
not without lube!!
Lick of spit
spit and stick?
Spit was slick
Licks spit stick
Poop shoot lawsuit
Half ass mechanic!
still about me? :icon_sad:
(besides .. i have a whole ass!! ... too much ass in fact!! :icon_rolleyes: :flipoff: )
TMI there janx :nono:
anyways... next subject!
hmmm ... Misters "sister" !!! ;)
Can o worms
She eats meat?! :thumb:
Chicken or beef?
This is dangerous. :confused:
where's the beef???
Still being killed
hang it well!
Watch it bleed
beat it tender :thumb:
Prefer it juicy
like a worm
after eating a
Red delicious apple
Stale urine aromas
With a touch
of flatulence eminating
from your sphincter
the green haze
In Jenna haze
began to rise
and asphyxiate the
transvestite's rubber mouse
that hung from
The roof below
the chandelier of
Crystal and other
assorted bulging twirling
Bung filling toys
making odd noises
Lubricated squelching moistness
which describes a
dirty pirate hooker
Peg hole Polly?!
Thats her name :D
Aye! ... Lusty wench!
she is Eh?
but she's cheap! :thumb:
Ooooh... She heard!!
About janxs small
Janx's small what :dunno_black:
small black heart!
Tiny girl pee pee
Buddha Loves You Buddha Loves You Buddha Loves You
thats even funnier!! :flipoff:
Buddha Loves You duck Buddha Loves You duck Buddha Loves You duck
behold! .. the failmeister! ;) :flipoff:
Janx the retard
sofa king we
todd did it
Jack reacher did
do something odd
Out of the
range of Chuck!
Norris's coloured beard
Yeah... He's old! :cry:
Still gets up
Chuck = Titanium Frame!
Just for men
Women love Chuck!
I love women!
Good Onya Romeo!!! :D :thumb:
i destroyed chuck :icon_twisted:
My drill chuck
how much wood?
Could a woodchuck
chuck at Chuck!!!??
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If chuck would
course he would!!
Chuck wood chuck
would chuck chuck?
Could would chuck
Would wood chuck
Chucking f%$king wood
Chuck has 'Wood' ?? ;)
Food f%$k chuck
Woodstock bourbon chuck
chuck clusterfück chuck
Chuck up chuck
f%$k luck chuck
up chuck chuck
Chuck you woody :flipoff:
Woody chuck chucks
Woodpecker luck chuck
Homeboyus Africanus chuck
shutda chuck up!
Ahhhh, chuck you :icon_mrgreen:
Chuck you chuckers
Chucken across road?
Other chucked side?
Because it chucked!
How far chuck?
Further than Chuck!!
How bout chuckles?
Chuckles on holiday!
Where'd he go
:whisper: jail.. Err north? ;)
North to where
:icon_rolleyes: .. Jail = 'up north'
So north rocks?
not new york!
Chuck don't york
Chuck does Bjork!
In the mouth
I meant karaoke!? :icon_rolleyes:
No you didn't
so you say :dunno_black:
Yes I do
say Eh? lol
Where's my cheque
In the male
Better be express
He always 'quick'
Cods ain't quick
never said him!
His the postie
Nahh ... A Postie
His the representation
ooOOOOoooh! .. fancy words!!
Sounds good ehhhh
:thumb: .. and unlike you ... ! :flipoff:
Break it up. :nono:
didnt break anything!!
Yes you did
i did? ... when?
Some bloody time
Oh yeah! .... Forgot :icon_rolleyes:
Yeah you beach
Up your umbrella
With a cup?
And a half....
Of jersey milk
In almost every
Half of a
regular undersized block
Of Chevrolet small
three fifty cube
Nothing compared to
ford engines Eh?
Fords suck balls
your balls or?
Closing my eyes
Detroit officially dead :icon_sad:
Mc hammer broke
'Barbies' on BB :technical: >:(
Barbies on chuck
GI Joe says...
Now you Know
What you dont
say it isnt
What chucking chucks
no more chucks!
Chuck on chuck
his bad luck
lost his truck
Up the duff
not hillary duff? :icon_eek:
Nah too rough
yeah .. furry muff :nono:
Too much fluff
Fluffy Duff muff
So toughen up
Trim the down
Shuck the wool
Strip the wilow
Heads on pillow
Bosom good Pillow!! :thumb:
Ain't he mellow
A mellow fellow!
Mountain Dew yellow?
mountain dew changed!!!!!! :technical:
game fuel dew! :D
Octane or octive?
bloody extra caffeine !! ...
(changed the clean taste of it :sad: .. MD WAS always the BEST drink to go with a chicken snitzel burger!! .... bastards!!!)
But no morphine
Makes it sardines
try the kippers
Why the morphine?
For the latrine
Really bad piles? :whisper:
piles? ... maybe foothills!?
That bad eh? :icon_eek:
Yeah ... Slips suffers!
Hang like grapes... :icon_mrgreen:
bunch of coconuts!!
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My big balls
Tangled with 'dags'
Came out ontop
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Came out ontop
:confused: :nono: ..... :dunno_black:
of sheeps back
Ontops a word
:nono: on top is!
English police much?
.. you... last year!!?
Different role now
jelly roll now! ;) :flipoff:
Sugar free much?
Only in tea
Excess sugar elimated
Wheres your cape?
In the wash
Real cape stainless!
Mine is adamantium
lol your title :bowdown: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Who what huh?
Stop the hate
Playa be playin
Wow... Me? ... Correct?!?!?!?! :woohoo:
What just happened?
I know right!?
Blew my mind
Adjust his transmitter
Warped my vision
Gave me ulcers
C'mon guys ..... Once!!!?
Errrrr ummmmm no
Repeat old posts! :woohoo:
even a clock
, a stopped clock,
:icon_rolleyes: .. :police: .. is still right
Twice... a... DAY! :woohoo:
im not clock!?
But a flock
a ship's dock?
hickory d-ickory dock?
the mouse ran
up the clock
The clock struck
The mouse dead
:icon_rolleyes: you kidding .. Right?! ;) :icon_lol:
I am in the tard farm right? :icon_lol:
Three word game! ... :thumb:
I'm not kidding
Thinking you are
I'm quite serious
Slips, he's serious. :whisper:
Poor little mousie !!
lunch for kitty
Bush meat eh!
that's good eatin!
Many mouse menu?
Mousie main course!
With chocolate Mousse!
Pink chocolate sprinkles
Anyone got cherries?
Potted meat products
Nah! ... That's Pâté ! ;)
Loving finger food
What's fish eggs?
caviar or roe
for BMW riders :icon_rolleyes:
caviar AND pate! :icon_rolleyes:
Only the best
so why BMW?!?! :dunno_black:
Why not eh?
because suzuki's better
Buggered Mediocre Wankmobile!! :flipoff:
Suzuki sucks asssssss
suzukis kick butt
Never win races
BMW "is" ass
Janx is ass
Hey! .. Only half!!
I'm bloody stuck
In the chair?
In janx's asssss
You need therapy! :flipoff:
some ass therapy
:icon_rolleyes: he already fascinated!! :cookoo:
and still stuck?
Like an addict
Like janx's crack
Coke .... Not crack!
Need Disco Drugs
Coke and LSD?
Janx's crack ass
Stop 'projecting' eh?!
Crack crack crack
Snorting ass coke?
You know it :thumb:
donut sugar ass!
Filthy white powder
Dropped your sherbet?
Sneezed alot too
Seriously? .. Alot = heaps! ??
Yeah like alot
of secret aussie
Words and phrases
which baffle Yanks
Time after time
year after year
Same shaZam! different
still on crack
In janx's ass
around we go!
The merry go
round of bums
slips favourite ride!!
haha bum rider!
NO!!!! BMW rider!!!!!! :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns:
Err ... Same/same !!! :flipoff:
You'll never know
Thank the gods!!
sweet baby jebus
I f%$king rule
Your whole sandpit!
Bigger than yours :flipoff:
Got gravel pit!!
I gots everything
Silver spoon eh!?
More like gold
Spoilt and proud!? :icon_rolleyes:
Nah just spoilt
But brag gold?
Real gold mostly
Or ... Louis Friend
And that is?
Hannibal Lecters anagram
Ahhhhh i see
I doubt it
just ¡NO! goatse :icon_lol:
Just do it
Cousin Itt?! ... hairy!! :icon_eek:
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Who'd he marry?
wiki says Margaret
Ahhhh that's right
cousin itt's moustache
Taste the rainbow
it tastes hairy...
With a hint
Of meat pie!
Tomato or BBQ?
marty sauce mate
And that is?
The real sauce!
Tell me flavors
Tomato ... Tomato ............ Tomato!
Tomato ill have
tomato pie moustache
Furry yummy goodness
Damn, hairy teeth...
Last brushed when
don't remember when :dunno_black:
Many many many
years have passed
Listerine it up
Or use shaver
On what exactly?
Furry teeth! .... 'Course!! :icon_rolleyes:
Like fully sick
Number plate yesterday .. 'NOTSIK' :D
Thorpe fully sick
Turban ...... Fully Sikh!!
Me...... Somewhat delusional
we know that!! :icon_rolleyes:
But did you?
kinda obvious really
I dunno hey
lot of stuff!
To be had
if you knew
Only the half
very very confused..
Some might say
that slips is
On 'special' bus
cutting sick on
Snorting window cleaner
Like a boss
That dribbles lots!
and abuses people
And himself ... Daily .. :icon_rolleyes:
a BMW joke? :icon_razz:
No ... :icon_idea: makes sense!! :icon_rolleyes:
does doesn't it? :)
Always it does :thumb:
Yelling at minions
Plug his muffler!
With a banana?
no, a potato ;)
How bout fist?
wet or dry?
a welders gauntlet!
Fisting is unacceptable..
Lube makes it
slide right in!
Fists n all
You're orifice fascinated!
diggin the hole :icon_razz:
In which janx
Buried Slips headfirst!
Which caused him...
breath through ass!
Slips ressurected himself
resurrected? .. nah .. re-offended!
Ressurected and rose
ahhh :icon_rolleyes: ... definitely delusional :flipoff:
And struck janx
smiting now!? ... ahhhuh!! .. :icon_rolleyes: :icon_lol:
Stabbed in the
dark with guesses
Hitting the mark
who is mark? :dunno_black:
Mark on janx
not your mark!
Maybe, maybe not
ahem! .. definitely not! :nono:
maybe, not maybe?
Pooping on janx
Slips ... Secretly German!
two girls one
Not that again!
Poop on janx
Poop? It's NSFW!
shaZam! shat shitting
Slips= Scheizer phile!
Janx = butt my mama
Your mother?! ... Unlikely!
f%$king word filter
She F$&ks filters?!?!? :icon_eek:
You f%$k semen
slips loves cornholin'
Ooooh ... He's cross!! :D :flipoff:
aww cranky bum
Missed his Nap!
a sleepy mongoose
Like .... A badger?!
a snakey badger
Or grungy Sloth?
sloths, the coolest. :thumb:
Slips not cool! ;)
but sloths are
So .. Isn't Sloth ... :confused:
a cornholing badger!
Funky in Willows!
lol wtf? errm
Slips rules everything
medication needs review!
Indeed it does :flipoff:
him delusional again!
Kneel before me
He's passing gas
Smell that sulfur
smells like poo
He doesn't wipe :icon_rolleyes:
I use showehead
It fits easy!!
what, no bidet?!
What's a bidet?
an arse bubbler
So uneducated !! Duh! ;)
bloody banana bender
It's Australia mate
Crocodile Dundee Knows!!
That's right duh
Kenny also knows!
kenny knows Sh!t
... 'Mate... There's a.......?'
bidet in my
:nono: ... 'Smell in here .....'
that will outlast
Religion .. So if
you want to
:icon_rolleyes: ..... :dunno_black: .... Have a chat?
or a crap? :D
... Like slips talks!
Like a bogan?
All class here
"School in Summertime"
Christmas in July?
Father's Day Sunday
old Cosby quote ..
Got my stuff
powdered or chopped?
Nah mate whole
whole crack rock?
yeah .. trust fund!!
never trust crackheads.
not even asleep!
Stroking furry walls
you on drugs
Only on Tuesdays
day for doobies
One and only
doobie smokin' mongoose
Candle both ends
Smokey green candle
Geoffrey = furry walls :D
Geoffrey? Who's Geoffrey?
You're kidding .... Right?!
¿Geoffrey? who da
Get it right
Get him to
find out who
ass wrangled goats
Ok .. Multi word fail ... Geoffrey .... Movie 'Get him to the Greek' with Russell Brand ... Little scene with song .... Words .. 'When life slips you a Geoffrey, just stroke a furry wall' .... Here's a YT link ...and my bad .. It's Jeffrey ...anyway ..
Looks like Jester :whisper:
Fail is acceptable
in times of
need of geoffrey
Stroke that wall
like itt's moustache...
Fuzzy and nice
Clean like ice
Like fluffy dice
Or fuzzy Gonk!
Fuzzy wuzzy buzzy
Buzzy butt bear!
Humphrys mate perhaps?
His riding skills
Humphrey or fuzzy?
OR mister and
the red motorcycle
Nicolas cages riding?
with heated grips?
He doesn't deserve
cause he's an
f%$king awful actor
and should be
Shot way back
until it contacts
The base of
his small brain
And like exploded
like mine did
Eons many ago
watching drive angry
Chick was hottttttt
damn straight, smokin'..
And is bi
Like nicholas cage! :icon_lol:
Like yeah ummm
The Kardashian girls?
Far from them
and their overweight
Fake marriage sister
that loves homogenized
Wannabe cool rapper
like S.Mouse... word. :cool:
:icon_rolleyes: not that idiot!?!?!? >:( ;)
don't be hatin'!
chris lilley ... ........ ......... ARGHHHH!!! :icon_rolleyes:
He's too funny
oh no!! ..... fanclubber!! ;) :icon_rolleyes:
S.mouse fan club :thumb:
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That would hurt...
the only cure!!
beats a bullet! :)
and no rehab!
just new undies
you wear undies?
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6395597312/hDE2469F0/)
I prefer boxers
i prefer mankinis.
Didn't need that
I sleep naked :wink:
That can't unread
wish you could? :)
Yes I do
Haha! Sucked in. :D
Jesus hates you
He don't exist!
Yes he does
on 14th. street
Not mulberry street?
I cant remember
Down druery lane
left on Canterbury
Past the baker
of hash brownies
But if you
Eat too many
you crave ducatis
And rattling tambourines
plus chanting hallelujah! :icon_eek:
It's broken down
like gangsta rap?
Getting shot at
pop a cap!!
at your hoe
cos she dun'
Cheated on yo
reppin' pimpin' ass!
Kill that beach
drownin in waves!
Stab her head
now she pays!
3 dollar bills
till her 'fold
Folded in on
her own bosom
Lotta silicone there
Here and everywhere
Perky shape and
A big booty
And fully flabby
slap n wobble
Full of bullets
capped her ass
She bled out
and carked it
Da popo said
Freeze crazy cracka!
I eyeballed them
Big n bold
They pulled Tasers
resuscitated the biatch
For moments brief
Then tased me
It was tingly
Did funky dance!
Layed down gats
Slapped in cuffs
Read bedtime stories
Sleep is the
... biggest time waster...
But sadly necessary
not for tweakers!
Or the twerkers
Clive Palmer... Sexy.. :icon_lol:
You trippin homie?
tweakin hard mang
Miley cirus twerking?
much more acceptable.
I just barfed
prefer clive palmer? :icon_lol:
Barfed even more
Now i'm barfing
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umm, ploise explain?
his secret fantasy :whisper:
she so crazy
I love rangas
they go off
Like a firecracker
leave you burning
And needing penicillin
an injection in
The pus laden
sore nether regions
Oh the horror!
And the pain!
The cold sweats!
And the itch!
The funky smell
Spash of Nilodor
Lol!! .. Been YEARS!! :thumb:
Mmmmmmmm old spice
Got 'swagger' currently
It's called swag
:icon_rolleyes: .. Old spice 'flavour' ...
http://www.oldspice.com/en-US/product.aspx?id=2432
Takes me back
to old men
look at me
Look at him
I see nothing
Look at janx
Look at slips
Look at ej
I'm not naked
Look at pete!
Glance at yamma
not too much! ;)
Now look down
ow .. my neck!
Now crack it
Oh sh** son!
yes.... rather noisy!
skin is crawling
removals wrecked it?
yup ... all over!
.... :icon_twisted: ...
god damn wiggles! >:(
an Earworm!! .. BAZINGA! :flipoff:
ARGH! My brain!
Ouch my knee
what you do?
Stepped out like
a mob boss
Tony soprano like
a fat slob
But violent like
rocky balboa's mum
Scary thought there!
Jackie stallone, horrifying.
No.... "Balboa's Mum"
She'd be hard
Like cannon balls!
probably has balls!
Soft n supple?
Dunno didn't check :icon_lol:
So .. Go back!
Now lean back
Nope! .. Don't WANNA!
Let it out
WON'T!! .. Nope! ... MINE!!
you like balls?
I like mine!
I favour mine
Flavored balls, eh? :confused:
Chicken salt ... Apparently!?
It's good stuff
Kinda gritty though
I spit feathers
salt!! ... not ass!
Salted nuts, nice!
Chocolate salty balls
stick em in
Your mouth n
Bite down hard!
Something something something
to satisfy you
Ummm... Lamb chops!!!!
Mutton chops. Cool. O0
Mutton chops with
A sanchez moustache!
The dirty kind
Should wash it
Won't wash off!
Get the antibacterial
Glen twenty spray
Boiling cold water
and wire brush
Tie hair back
Got no hair!!
comb your eyebrows
Comb my back!
sculpted chest hairs
Shave the pubes
drench the crabs
Dunno those critters!
Too much information
Ill need shrink
missus loves it
What particular style
the itchy style
Scorched earth style
burnt rubber style
NOT gangnam style!
most definitely not!
Psy needs drowning!
In boiling oil
Inch by inch
all three inches
:icon_rolleyes: lowered by inches
stupid bloody psy..
Gimme 10k .... Solved!
Sure about that?
Not enough? .... 50k?
f%$k it million
:confused: who has that?!?!?!?
Some bloody person
1 million = overpriced :icon_question:
for jinx's penîs :o
to 'whack' Psy
I hope lol
He's crafty hey
Indeed he is
Opa gangnam style
no ...... No!! .... NO!!!!!!! :nono: :nono: :nono:
My my my
dont make me!! ........... :nono: :2guns: ;)
Opa opa opA
little korean arsehole..
not into that
into the arsehole? :icon_lol:
not at all
Neither, just ladies. :)
Dressed like psy
in a g-string
All pink pwetty
Whip that ho
With kettle cords
that sounds kinky O0
It friggin hurts! ;)
id say so
In good way :icon_rolleyes: :icon_twisted:
The kinky way
Chain link fence?
Needle razor wire
Electrified scrotum cuffs
and nipple clamps
Nash ... Too sensitive
Head tied butt
can't see sheet
Little sheet heads
good sheet mang
Mmmmmmm nasty taste
mmmm dirty burger
Too much subway :icon_rolleyes:
the big one?
Loaded seafood sensation
GAH! F*** that!
Yum yum yum
Normally steak and cheese
Footlong toasty meatball :bowdown:
you're kinky Eh?
You squat bro?
¡ nein ! ¡ no ! negatory
But she does
That's a plus
Wide box gap
am not sure
refer to following ;)
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Like em all!
Yum yum fjsksndjkdmsjdjs
his brains scrambled
Like my eggs
on a cast
Aluminum titanium tungsten
ALUMINIUM ya bastard!
said spelling nazi
Aluminum alloy melebdonum
said the crackhead
In his glass
pipe shaped device
For getting dust
up ones oblong
Tight anal cavaity
not slips then!!! :icon_rolleyes:
dusty corn hole
That might be!
Who know ehhhh
only jebus knows.
And that guy
who corn holes
Dead rabid dogs
foaming at mouth
over janx porno.
All icky like
hardcore vintage pornography
70s afro pubes
on codajastals head
Testicular side burns
Nasty smelly junk
cods didn't wash
For long periods
it became serious
that his purple
and twisted bits
became a great
throbbing painful mess :icon_eek:
using no lube.
Lube? ... Naaaa ... Carborundum! :icon_eek:
Mixed metal swarf
Ooooh! .. That's HARDCORE!
How he rolls
Thought that mister?
Strange pink lemonade
falvoured ice cream
With asbestos sprinkles
and sulphuric syrup!
And a touch
of bubonic plague
In carsonogenic paste
which ends up
As an enema
up a bmw's
Oversized square ass
which oddly enough
resembled his head!
Stylish sleek sexy
bikes for cops.
which are shaped
Like a brick
shît house which
is the feeling
Of yamma taking
secret 'chicken' videos
Of various peni5
tubby bouncy bouncy
Ewww sick shaZam!
.... anyway ... yesterday, John ..?
Or possibly Tommorow
may post more
Or post less
fat b**ch vids
f%$k f%&ked f%$king
F**ker's F**king F**ked!
Flick fack f%$k
giff gaff guff
Fap fap fap
Please don't Vlog!!
Fap clap crisp
fluckety fück fluck
willy bum bum
not .... that ... song!! :icon_rolleyes:
Yes! That song! :icon_twisted:
bastard! ... ummm... BASTARD!!!! ;) :kiss3:
poo poo wee
i'll find you!!
I'll be naked ;)
i'll have fireants!
I'll bring honey
ooooer... kinky boy!
errm ummmm welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
hmmm err ahhh
He started it!
with willy bum
Oh no...... :icon_rolleyes: ... Yama!?!?
sorry, had to
granted ... but.... damn!! :kiss3:
honey fireant nipples
Janx has lots
of both ... in
Icky Nasty holes
which drop bears
use on their
Moustache and eyebrows
Old sweaty holes
which resembles bmws
Except every way
a boxer engine
Becomes parralated twined
resemblance of a
Finely tuned machine
Which could go
Wheels up at
any time possibly
More like probably
Twisting the wrists
holding a carrot
or something phallic
against a sheep
While spanking it
with wet celery
like the skank
that slips 'visits'
in shady alleyways
with 20c coins
for a quick
And cheap liaison
with a rather
plain looking ladyboy
slathered in mayonnaise
sprinkled with sesame
is it Ej?
No, Sandpaper Sally.
Somewhat kinky Eh?
Bareback n shaZam!
Zookmang counter strikes! :o
like a ninja
Zook is Kawasaki?
:o Wash your mouth!
with Chinese cleaner.
Ninja is Kawasaki!
I is Suzuki
Ergo .... NOT ninja! :flipoff:
Perhaps not.. Bastard.
said the wife.
gettin no booty
Shucks.... I am ;)
oh really now!? :)
Ummm...this morning ....
(Then she made me a full brekkie..... Just because! ) :D :thumb:
Booty n breakfast!
said the waitress :cheers:
to the cook
He has aids
and urinated in
janx's tea cup
binned the cup! :icon_sad:
drank the fluids
you used cup?!!! :confused: :icon_sad:
for my specimen
Ahhh ... You're dehydrated!
And regurgitated too
what about discombobulated?
and finally flatulated.
which kinda deflated
But felt elated
and not castigated
Meh idk lol
Yama was confusticated!
Here, take him
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Hmm, Michael Jackson!?
Quote from: Zookmang on October 31, 2013, 02:31:31 AM
Hmm, Michael Jackson!?
Michael Jackson's baby :whisper:
Oh hell no.
looks like skeletor?
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Resemblance is striking!
Kiss me, please!
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Lord, you people need help with all of this Michael Jackson talk.
Let's talk about real celebrities like Richard Simmons!
No dîck talk :cookoo:
too many d!cks
Where's slips anyway? :icon_lol:
He's too slippery
Should wash oftener!! :icon_neutral:
He's from QLD!
Ahh .... Makes sense!
Damn banana benders
Heh... Heated grips
Good gloves..... Better!!
f%$k you sluts
take a pill ! :flipoff:
red or blue?
slips pills?....... pink!!
(lithium :D )
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Like my brother
who resembles Herr
newman of the
and also slimy!
yes indeed lol
i thought scaly?
the lizard man!
politicians ... under skin!
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Sh*t it's tony!
The Jersey devil :whisper:
whos that? cods?
Cods is Videomaster! 8)
I am winning
Are you Sure :icon_question:
certus de illa?
whosa what now?! ;)
Blah ick peep
Wizz fizz overdose?
Running high octane?
Slips sniffs anything!!!! :icon_rolleyes:
but only eats...
what he kills
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raw?!?! ... still twitching!!!!
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specially after she O0 :icon_eek:
lays her eggs
Who is she?
A british prostitute.
Not a Filipino?
filipino egg layer
straddling codajastals miniature
Hippopotamus fertility statue
Donkey eggs, yes!
Over easy please
They aint eggs!
bit too 'grassy'
and very 'nutty'
plus somewhat crumbly
shriveled n salty
but never fluffy
seen them fluffy!! :flipoff:
just like a
chubby girl in
Janx's removal truck
resembling drop bear
Hiding in furniture
Under a rug
ready to munch
a common myth
Girls in truck?!?!?! :dunno_black:
boats n hoes
Stoat in snow?
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¿cat in hat?
Weasels on ice
stink on shat
stench of fart
Is modern art
It's abstract sh*t
Out janx's arse
or into slips
up the pipe
Down the hatch
a vicious cycle
Of various items
again and again
sounds quite ..... protracted!! :icon_eek:
No, its redacted :icon_mrgreen:
no multiples compacted!!!! :icon_eek:
or fudge packeded
... what?!? .... got distracted! :icon_rolleyes:
then whacked it
And hacked it
the crack head
Humpty was here?
Humpy porked Dumpty
Bacon and eggs!
pork sword in
Spam on pumpernickel :dunno_black:
The bacon drapes
Bacon wrapped banana
a beef bayonet
Spicy shish kebab!
Meat curtain wrap
You 'toey' zook? :icon_lol:
bit footey bro
Cuddle Slips then!
bend the banana? :o
Just spoon him! :flipoff:
you do it! :D
:icon_rolleyes: that's old news :icon_twisted: :oops:
man luv baby
He's too tense!
rub him down
You's are nuts :cookoo:
we're nucking futs!
A cunning stunt!
backflip a gs500
it doesn't exist :cry:
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don't wanna die!
Left leg, ow. :icon_lol:
all over ow! ;)
silly nob head
Slips is here? ;) :flipoff:
He's always lurking..
while fapping inside
His 'special' suit
spray on latex
All sweaty inside!
black gimp suit
Name that aroma. :whisper:
'sweaty fat guy'
Yeasty armpit hairs
crotch pit cheese!
under nail gunk
Fappity fap fap
Lube or not
no vaseline.. ouch!
Full leather foreskin :icon_razz:
stitched on then?
all stitched up
balloons when pee?
beach ball doodle
Have YOU seen....
Chopper Read's gravestone?
Is it phallic?
or shaped like
Pair of buttocks?
drop the soap.
:o .. You grab it!
Relax, I'll drive
.... Fading running footsteps!! :flipoff:
Into the abys
with a wingsuit!
and no parachute
so .. endless flight!! .. :woohoo:
until the splat
slips said abyss!!
EJ said splat
dont LIKE splat! :sad:
I hate scrape
glide is better!
shiny side up :thumb:
just like eggs!
mmm.. bacon rashers...
or ham steaks
and green eggs
emu eggs then?
Those are green!? :o
outside .. green shell :icon_lol:
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Whoa! Metallic green!
they carve them!
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now i'm hungry.
Whoa! Cool eggs
Emu egg sanga
Needs BIG bread!
and big man
Had the omelette ... :icon_rolleyes:
want a vomelette?
Emu omelette ... Nearly!
Taste emu meat?
Nah, wanna though..
Yeah .. Like leather!
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tasty leather lounge
sounds kinda kinky
tastes like farts :cry:
You taste farts? :confused:
sometimes my own :oops:
Gee ... Flexible huh?!
Bung inspection overdue!
bung ... bung hole?
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Beavis for president!
Improvement over Obama :whisper:
name backwards Amabo :icon_question:
sounds very african
or .. Am Abo :icon_rolleyes:
nah he works..
Are you sure? :confused:
(LOTS of Yankees say he doesn't!)
voters have spoken!
Years ago! ... Now?
No free healthcare! :cookoo:
signed his warrant?!
only for arrest
of everyday people
On suzuki bikes
thats 'classy' people!! :icon_rolleyes:
only the finest!
and most studly
for my crotch
infested by critters :flipoff:
My balls itch :whisper:
dip in metho?
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well.... not exactly :confused:
paint stripper nuts
Scratch and sniff?
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a guilty poo
On who's lawn?
on your pillow
Pink eye time!
A purple bung!
bruised up cornhole
scarred and saggy
Like pamela's boobs
And butt .... And....
michael jackson's face
Melted plasticine head!
bit like gumby?
Gumby = handsome one!
I rode Pokey
I poked girly
thinks like janx
Like a man!
Man likes girls
we like girls
And big boob
ies!
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WOO big boobies!
Saggy or firm?
big bouncy fu*kers
big boobies ... are!!
what every man
has if obese
ooh hairy nipples
and tit mice!
what's tit mice?!
They're from England! :D
With little flags
are they rodents?
Cousins of doormice
I be confused
For cry-sake Zook. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thereeftank.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fdoh.gif&hash=ae36194f8b1e7e45b3e29b7aea0b0b5c3d7ff5e4)
Fat, wealthy, immobile, Englishmen in the 19th century were so lazy & filthy they were actually infested with small rodentia under their garments.
sweet baby jesus
Imagine the smell?!?
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stankin' ass toffs!
Allergic to soap
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Makes me vomit
Don't eat it!
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snort it first
makes snot bubbles :icon_lol:
Coke for dinner
Pepsi for lunch
breast milk breakfast!
scotch for brunch
Bourbon for sunset
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drunk for dessert
Sober for court :police:
Not a chance!
what she said!
My Hair Scare. :D
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Nice afro comb!
Complete wit fleas :mad:
Quote from: Electrojake on December 03, 2013, 06:12:13 PM
My Hair Scare. :D
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LMFAO id wear that with my ushanka which I believe is either sable or rabbit.
Wake up team!
Hands off cox!
that sounds perverse
:icon_rolleyes:
On with socks!
down with cox
sox and lox?
Aint that fish?
yup! .. tasty too!!
fish are cool
Never thirsty, either. :icon_mrgreen:
they breathe pee
and eat poo :o
We eat fish!
I smell scat. :confused:
2 girls, 1
cup. of tea
baggin nasty poop
Soft n squishy
like misters threads
You love it!
Some hate it
Mikey likes it!
so does betty
And pink lemonade!
sent by willpower and a phone
And pink lemonade?
:icon_rolleyes: :dunno_black:
Yeah ... Pink lemonade :technical:
Squeeze his lemon? :confused:
Squeeze the cherries
Shell his nuts?
ONLY if consentual
Nibble Nobby's nuts
or drop bear
Them's good eatin'!
if they exist ;)
and they do!
Hard to catch!
Like the Yowie!
Big spit roast!
aw that's dirty.
cant roast imagination ;)
can't stop progress
or psychological disintegration
Like going crazy?
just completely confused
am beyond help :( lol
Four words, Yama. :icon_razz:
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feeling frisky EJ? :icon_lol:
f%$k n A.
Cool bike photo :thumb:
blah blah zook
Whip whip Yama.
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Film it buddy!
Red Tube, yes? :whisper:
or spankwire even!?
Logging in now! :whisper:
I never leave
You topped me! :cheers:
Why, thank you. :cheers:
Lost our following.
Brain wash them :bowdown:
:bstar: Soloratov has posted! :bstar:
How to brainwash...
...Soloratov into thinking...
of seducing EJ
Hey I'm here
Now your gone
Only for you
But not for...
taunting random aussies
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on December 26, 2013, 10:04:29 PM
taunting random aussies
My favorite pastime! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.websleuths.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fffj%2Ffloorlaugh.gif&hash=248764e420d3d2baf5c2e0d8ee8a016c1a1c061a)
Nice try ej
Cruise return shock
gas cartridge shock?
Nah ... A ship
A Spanish galleon? :dunno_black:
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Hmmm ... Close enough!!
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Nice ride Janx! :thumb:
Need another trip!!!
Fly, sail, ride? :dunno_black:
Planes, Trains, Automobiles
Definitely Ride NZ!!!!!! :D :bowdown:
Ride the IOM
:icon_eek: ... maybe watch IOM!!!
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will be going
3 year plan! :thumb:
Keep it legal :police:
Meh no fun :nono:
Aussies drink Grog :whisper:
The bucket list
A snatch block!
Time of month?!
Wont go there
Just Slug Trailed.
the smegma trail :thumb:
Vaginal snail trail
big hairy areolas
Unwaxed dirty anuses
:icon_eek:
sounds like Tasmania!
Nah, South coast!
of queensland maybe!
Shellharbour girls... Yuck!
yours was shemale!
She was 'ard.
'ow 'ard 'eh?
she bashed me :cry:
A drunken sailor?
nah, a tweaker
run next time!
tweakers are fast!
Throw mothballs out!
Celebrate Picnic Day?
should be everyday!! :D :woohoo:
love Campbell newman?!?!?!?!?!
:icon_eek: .... wait for it!!!!! ... :icon_lol:
¡¡¡¡ why should I !!!!
Slips 'lurvs' Campbell !?!?
always and forever
... dreams at night.....
...newman and slips...
Hitler and saddam
:D .... He's not watching!!!!! ... :icon_twisted:
Let's insult him!
........... :icon_idea: ..... :icon_twisted:
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.... Slips and Campbell....
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No fly zone :whisper:
said herr newman
to the navigator
who was lost.
Without a trace
of any single
Malt whiskey ... Which...
So now what? :dunno_black:
what you mean?
What Janx said. :icon_question: :dunno_black: :icon_question:
:icon_rolleyes: .... He drank secretly ....
(I figure that f%$k tard Campbell Newman to be drinking or blazing to come up with his current save the world strategies!!)
Would love to see Herr newmann, address the UN or some world body. perhaps even here in the US. might have to visit youtube and see what schtuff hes spewed. yall don't seem to care for him, ( understandably so lol) I want to hear this rubbish myself , need some good entertainment. hear his logic if you will.
51 too many!! ;) :D :flipoff:
(Not counting those in brackets, cos I seem to get away with brackets for an explanation too!!)
:icon_twisted:
Great new rule!
(stuff in brackets don't count) :cheers: :thumb: :flipoff: :D
well i figure ..... :icon_idea:
(that sometimes you need to de-cryptify some of the 3 word bits... to help it make sense?) :angel:
keep's it rolling
rollins rollins rollins :D
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Rolling on a
Steep mossy hill
my major fail
Water under bridge! ;) :thumb:
as long as
Piece of string?!
Like spider silk
or even kevlar
maybe even (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bull-it.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F02%2Fcovec.jpg&hash=35f5b69ec0eec812922d14d77ec50bd2eec400f5)
any body home? :technical:
It's ... Knock Knock!! :icon_rolleyes: ;)
Um, whos there ?
Oh ... Umm ... Dwayne!
Er... Dwyane who?
Dwayne the bathtub! (I'm dwowning!) .. :laugh:
I like it. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.websleuths.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fffj%2Ffloorlaugh.gif&hash=248764e420d3d2baf5c2e0d8ee8a016c1a1c061a)
yeah why not ( lol)
Somebody touch me. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.technicpack.net%2FSA%2Femot-pervert.gif&hash=347eff88ffe588b7cb76649f40144b91c7cdf667)
no thank you
Was just testing. :icon_mrgreen:
janxs orientation Eh?
He's well orientated
im oriented forward!
Not a side-stepper?
(compound word there, bro)
Infinity and Beyond!!
said the postwhore
Need Crown Back??! ;)
Summon the postwhore
"Verbositum Keyboardiat Multitudinum!!"
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Quote from: Janx101 on January 30, 2014, 04:25:02 PM
"Verbositum Keyboardiat Multitudinum!!"
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The grand wizard! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
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.. not worked yet!? .. ;)
Meh still here
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:D
Damn! He evaporated. >:(
Into the abys
of the abysmal
And the dismal
reply from janx
is not surprising
Gee..... Tough crowd!! :icon_rolleyes: :icon_lol:
said the aussies
to the Yanks
who then said
HTFU
to the aussies
:icon_rolleyes: :cookoo: .... come here Padawan! :flipoff:
I, why should.
You, drunk are! ;)
Yama is gassed? (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgladiator-antivirus.com%2Fforum%2Fpublic%2Fstyle_emoticons%2Fdefault%2Fguy_drunk.gif&hash=1ac6c5c0c6a07cb212cedfd7c4bd6be35bb84b73)
info .. another thread
Your up Yama. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.somethingawful.com%2Fforumsystem%2Femoticons%2Femot-colbert.gif&hash=de25a33abb66c81e2fdd77f30a52863fe5a11701)
lpw post 4553
(close enough for me! .. 'playing with yoda translator' ... 'semi drunk yoda version' .... in a court the lawyers would find a way to argue that as an admission of drunk! ;) ;) ;) )
Janx! 3 words! >:(
brackets dont count!! ;) :angel:
drink, I don't :) :angel:
Another theory burnt! ;) :D
What, no booze? :confused:
Yeah .... Dry As!!
a camels bum :laugh:
how you know? :o
sniff my fingers :icon_mrgreen:
:icon_eek:
oh hell no!!
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thou art crazy
Well ... Yes!! ... Problem?? ;) :cookoo: :icon_mrgreen:
Aussies rule Crazy!!
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Yama! Post somthin' :technical:
keeping thread alive :technical:
Thank you James :bowdown:
:technical: not :technical: let :technical: thread :technical: die :technical:
noes four words :o
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 15, 2014, 01:34:53 AM
noes four words :o
post more often then :technical: :flipoff: :cheers: :wink:
Two Ohioans battle! :icon_mrgreen: :thumb: :flipoff:
Yama not Ohio :laugh: :cheers:
Yama start thread :icon_idea:
Yama keep live :thumb:
Jim have fun :icon_twisted: :flipoff: :cheers:
sound like tanto
fun Yama have 2 :icon_lol: :thumb:
(3 words + # ^ :icon_mrgreen:)
Yankees be crazy! :cookoo: :thumb:
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yama = Clinton Tn :cheers:
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foun' a tar!!!
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;) :thumb:
Now that's Tennessee :icon_mrgreen:
thread want die :icon_question: :dunno_black: :technical:
Last poster WINNER! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.websleuths.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Floveyou.gif&hash=f38566a563bfa74e053e32ca73eb5856ac904ef5)
only in LPW
Yamahonka for president!
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GoPeds for everybody!
sent by willpower and a phone
Hey, the tagline :mad:
(Should I just? :dunno_black:)
Let it die? :technical:
(This thread that is. :sad: )
No! Never! ...... save!
sent by willpower and a phone
Nice save. Thanks!
Who's on first? ;)
sent by willpower and a phone
do tagline's count? :confused:
Don't think so
sent by willpower and a phone
In that case...
I win! Yay!
sent by willpower and a phone
:technical: thread expiring again? :confused: :dunno_black:
Weekend? ... Ride time!
said the girlfriend
Got fat Chicks? :icon_mrgreen:
Mmmmm fried Chicken!
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tastier than a
river-dancin' polka-dotted flamingo
- Bboy
Hmmmm .... Bit 'iffy' ... ;)
Let me try! :woohoo:
Cajun & Creole Duck!! :icon_mrgreen:
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Now you cooking! :D
QuoteAny dumb posts, fights, annoying or offensive threads are tossed here. A place where they can be viewed and debated till the end of time - or till 3 days after the latest post, whichever comes first.
:2guns:
Thread done yet? :dunno_black:
Not a chance! :icon_eek:
Cool bike, Scamp! :thumb:
thread can only be killed on the second Tuesday of next weekm upstairs in the basement
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on March 13, 2014, 12:10:07 AM
thread can only be killed on the second Tuesday of next weekm upstairs in the basement
Million word fail
Bump for safety!
- Bboy
Like a trampoline?
or maybe a
Big damn stick
Oh that's nasty
:nono: ......... This! ..... Is nasty!!!!!! :cry:
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Skin grows back!
Yeah.. eventually.. lucky!
sent by willpower and a phone
raw meat there! :icon_neutral:
bit better now
thread.... cant... die.... >:(
need more players?! :dunno_black:
We got this
I'll play along
Zooming and Scamp :cheers:
Never enough riding!
Too much snow! >:(
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Needs more salt?
Seasoned or plain?
garlic is yummy!
Helps with vampires! :thumb:
except for noworries
allergic to onion
- Bboy
Weather's warming up!
More snow here...
- Bboy
That just sucks...
60f today lol
Never below 10c :)
5 cents gone? :cry: ;)
Inflation my friend
NZ ... 10c ... Smallest
A dollar fifty :icon_lol:
:icon_eek: yikes!! .. thats expensive!! ;)
I'm completely broke.
:confused: .... hmmmm .... :icon_question: ..... :woohoo: ... twelve dollars!!! :flipoff: ;)
For a what?
:nono: ...... i got left!! :thumb:
Quote from: HotrodScamp on March 28, 2014, 06:26:20 PM
I'm completely broke.
Got you beat. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.carforums.net%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fmore4%2FDrummer.gif&hash=6c10daf5836f4c0da0e23322e90e6413421a6910)
Got $1.15 maybe
post more, so
thread not die. :technical:
Double post fail :technical:
I have gum :whisper:
in your lol
A hood scoop? :dunno_black:
Double your pleasure
No gas money. :icon_sad:
Work street corner!
they pay sluts?
He can hope!
Ej want $lut! :woohoo:
That's messed up...
An overweight virgin? :dunno_black:
Anything with pulse?
Lol .... Like Jack?
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Ride to Hell :icon_twisted:
on non running
Yama's on deck!
Thread can't die?
- Bboy
Or was it
John is napping
Sluts sluts sluts!
Bit toey Zook?
WWW.sluts.lol
Google that address!
thread dying again? :technical:
Bless you James. :bowdown:
(Should I:)
Let thread die? :technical:
Shallow grave only
A slow death! >:(
Just stop posting!
Cant find quote
Try right click? :dunno_black:
I smell gas! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.fropper.com%2Fzones-images%2Fsmileys%2Fscratching_chin.gif&hash=3d0b55fc889320370055a822a5ae1170adc495af)
Light the match! :2guns:
Got a zippo!
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Hold your nose.
Rest easy addy
Indeed my friend :cry:
Cant believe it! :icon_eek: :sad:
We talked recently :cry: :angel:
Well liked fellow. :icon_neutral:
this is killin me
(bending rules within reason due to this tragedy. bending rules within reason. an extra word or two is ok)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh5g-MMvV0w&feature=youtu.be
Well done Yama
Followed my heart. :cry:
Everyone forget thread? :confused: :sad: :dunno_black:
Never forget thread ;)
:cheers: For the save!
- Bboy
Five Six Zero
is a heavy
Rode ALL day! :thumb:
slept all night!
sleep is impossible
Then i looked
Sent from the ride
into random places
And the sound
Sent from the ride
from the large
Bag from the
Sent from the ride
scottish highlands wailed
mc hammer tunes
Thats when she
Sent from the ride
took a squat
And the strangest
Sent from the ride
noise emanated from
the neighbor's cat
Sort of a
Sniff, cough, choke
There is no excuse for what I'm about to do
Squeeze it harder! :woohoo:
squeeze a kitty? :nono:
Quote from: Janx101 on May 13, 2014, 09:23:41 PM
squeeze a kitty? :nono:
Squeeze a P u s s y ! :icon_mrgreen:
Forced double post :bs:
kitty cat you said?
sent by willpower and a phone
Three word game! >:(
(make kittycat one word and your forgiven)
kittycat one word :thumb:
I typed p u s s y!! ... (Without spaces :icon_rolleyes: )
Damn profanity filter :technical:
Yeah ... It's extreme!!
püssy is extreme
trying to be
OK, got it!
idk which is
Your too quick.
I wonder sometimes
but then again,
chasing cute nurse :icon_mrgreen:
Yama 'Bamma' Glamma?! ;)
Errm wtf lol?
you ... intimate ... nursey! :D
Life sometimes astounds
Indeed it does :icon_lol:
Yamma and Nursey .... :icon_mrgreen:
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I wish lol
:icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen: :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted: :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen:
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Outta my league :embarrassed:
pfft! .... you ask?
I have. nervous
She ... Smile/reply? 8)
Quote from: Janx101 link=topic=44954.msg810328 #msg810328 date=1400762627
She ... Smile/reply?
This getting scary
:dunno_black: ... Ok ... No questions :icon_rolleyes:
Vanity, puberty, etc... :whisper:
She did smile :)
( did a portrait sketch of her and delivered it today. never seen such a gorgeous smile before . in brackets as explanation)
ahah! ... oldschool "Wooing" !! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
see her daily. :)
future Mrs Yama! :woohoo:
Idk. I wish
Janx, you are quite the pip!
Don't be rushing this. He didn't get the first dance under his belt yet.
Geesh!
The fellow needs time to build a bit of a foundation first.
No need to hurry her into barefoot, pregnant, and tied to the kitchen stove, eh?
Lol fair call.... Not many I can think of that deserve a little sunshine in their life as much as 'our'
Yama though! :thumb:
... Not trying to rush him though! ... Think of it as moral support and encouragement! ... A small smattering of boldness with some good manners and a smile usually won't scare a damsel off eh! :icon_mrgreen:
Yes indeed. Understood. 8)
outta my league
( but worth a try.)
Never! ... Just ask!
(If a fella can get a lady to smile or laughter the only thing holding things back... Is the fella! ... Try!! :thumb: )
Indeed. Worth it
Only three words? :dunno_black:
Three is plenty!
sent by willpower and a phone
My telephone's ringing! :icon_eek:
at the same
time as my
Loud giant red
There is no excuse for what I'm about to do
Honda stopped running
You caught it ?
Sent from my GT-P3113 using Tapatalk 2
But then I
There is no excuse for what I'm about to do
Saw a fine
Paid a fine!
Whadja do lol?
it's more of
a user's fee
For, um, uhhhhhhh
her iPad charger! :D
could possibly be :thumb: :angel:
Something USB anyway!
sent by willpower and a phone
but when plugged
you said buttplugged!! :flipoff:
the almighty bungholioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioio O0 :bowdown:
ken is kinky! :icon_lol:
TMI my friend
You shy! .... Now??? :icon_lol:
¡ Nein, no, nyet !
Spell check "transvestite"
Moscow Tranvestite Brothel ?!?! :icon_rolleyes: :icon_lol:
Too much risk
Call it "excitement" ;)
... or possibly .. "adventure" :icon_question:
Ball sack trauma :dunno_black:
:icon_eek: ... Did it hurt?
I liked it. :D
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Ba ha ha!!! :icon_lol:
Janx, your fast :thumb:
So she says! :icon_rolleyes: ;)
you called minuteman?
Heh, Flash Gordon. :icon_mrgreen:
fast, you are :thumb:
Pump that sucker! :cheers:
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Tee emm eye
Back from trip!
Welcome back, mate. :cheers:
Road house food....... :icon_rolleyes: ... :icon_neutral:
Quote from: Janx101 on June 08, 2014, 05:54:31 AM
Road house food.......
Petrol flavored burger. :wink:
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Cat house food?
Batman and Robin? :dunno_black:
Odd for food
but quite tasty
Not sure there
Smells like pine :whisper:
Looks like phone :D
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sounds like farmyard
No mate, "barnyard" :o
thread dying again? :technical:
Then we must
There is no excuse for what I'm about to do
Keep this b!tch alive... A L I V E !
(oh sorry. 3 word limit) :icon_neutral:
until she behaves
Like a tramp!
sent by willpower and a phone
Then we can
There is no excuse for what I'm about to do
apply the ointment
.... ooooh. ... green ointment!?
sent by willpower and a phone
Scented or non?
Smells like melons!
feels like grit :dunno_black:
So. ... sandy boobies? ! :)
sent by willpower and a phone
Sandy has boobies? :D
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Did you feel
or did she
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Why not both?
- Bboy
I see crotch! :icon_eek: :icon_mrgreen:
I felt her
There is no excuse for what I'm about to do
Sniff test too? :confused:
Fruity and tangy!
Here we go... (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.macresource.com%2Fsmileys%2Fbarf.gif&hash=84a363e7a52278051d537fa0e9bafcf1d9a9ced9)
Too much imagination?! :icon_lol:
it's never enough
Is the way
There is no excuse for what I'm about to do
she'll end up
AND rubber knee'd!!!! :icon_twisted:
Thats when we
There is no excuse for what I'm about to do
Prepare her for...
our secret ritual
of preparing the
Hot bees wax
Quote from: Janx101 on July 07, 2014, 09:00:50 PM
Hot bees wax
(Gasp! I cant do this. Dripping hot bees wax on this fictional lass? I'll crack a fat just thinking about it.) (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Ff%2Ff0%2FFacepalm.gif&hash=a78a2319025160c42e68375df5bf72218901d85e)
your 3 words?!? :dunno_black:
(not the one in brackets ... you forgot the actual words!! :icon_rolleyes: :icon_mrgreen:)
for use as
Tingly nipple drops
:sad: tard farm dying? :confused: :dunno_black:
Quote from: Toledo Jim on July 11, 2014, 06:49:49 PM
tard farm dying?
STOP saying that! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.stahlaufstahl.de%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fanim_face_wall.gif&hash=863d13a0fb79f174371325ee9bf749bd20089861)
:whisper: three days again? :o
(no posts) :technical:
Respect my reality. >:(
Why?,no fun. :flipoff:
and he returns!
1.) It's
2.) About
3.) Time!
Been motel/nurse? :wink:
He got laid. :cheers:
Can anybody play?
He didn't confirm :icon_question: ;)
No finger sniffing?
Gentlemen don't tell? :dunno_black:
Maybe this happened?
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Nobody watch thread? :dunno_black: :technical:
TJ saved thread! :bowdown:
with old applesauce
tumbleweeds... always tumbleweeds!!
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All I found. :confused: :dunno_black:
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and slow motion
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What's he wearing?!?! :dunno_black:
- Bboy
Quote from: BockinBboy on August 01, 2014, 12:20:10 PM
What's he wearing?!?
Toga! Toga! Toga!
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No double posting! :mad:
Monday morning fun,...
Monday morning's done. :icon_neutral:
What about triple?
- Bboy
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like this,...errr
Givin' it 8.6 :dunno_black:
- Bboy
What? Three sluts? :confused:
Hehe, more sluts
My X-Box exploded! :confused:
miss playing Skyrim
You any good?
Been so long :cry:
I've played drunk :cheers:
Night to remember?
I don't recall :D
Repressed or forgotten?! ;)
Wow, that's deep!
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Lmao shes fappin
I want fappin. :icon_sad:
Dont we all
22 hours work :icon_neutral: :cookoo: (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbigdave44.com%2Fwp-content%2Fplugins%2Fwp-monalisa%2Ficons%2Fsmiley-yawn.gif&hash=0ca9bd71b743a44a71ab9ec408bd5d555eaa9570)
Makes one tired
The living dead!
er???
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doesn't like ketchup? :dunno_black:
Broke iPad screen?! ...
(I just did.... Dammit!)
Playin too hard
Nah..... :cry: .... Dropped it!! :icon_rolleyes: >:(
Gonna be pricy
Just the glass
pics or it . . . . (didnt happen)
Fix it yourself
Quote is $120 :icon_rolleyes:
Quote from: Janx101 on August 18, 2014, 02:24:29 PM
Quote is $120
Me broke too. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myemoticons.com%2Fimages%2Fhumor%2Fembarrassed%2Fempty-pockets.gif&hash=e404d642942460409b3af915b2dde7c78863616c)
Still works...... Later! :icon_neutral:
(Next week probably be cashed up again)
We love cash. :woohoo:
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I been everywhere (man) 8)
Another fine musician. . .
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Is mc hammer?
Nah. .. that's Vivaldi ! ;)
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Which three words?
True Fantastic Story O0
Please, do tell
Tiny plays ukulele :laugh:
,takes requests Eh?
KEEP THREAD ALIVE :icon_exclaim: >:( :technical: :2guns: :embarassed: :icon_eek: :cookoo: :flipoff:
Says toledo jim
Jim goes postal! :icon_lol:
Quote from: Toledo Jim on September 01, 2014, 07:01:26 PM
KEEP THREAD ALIVE :icon_exclaim: >:( :technical: :2guns: :embarassed: :icon_eek: :cookoo: :flipoff:
Thank You James.
Vielen dank james ( many thanks james, in german)
meine Eier Jucken :D
I know nussink
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Nice come-back. :thumb:
Just searched it! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :thumb:
Threading the needle
- Bboy
Friday afternoon countdown,...
New job, 3am :icon_eek:
wooohhhh ahhhh craaaap!
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sport bike juuuuuuuuummmmmsshiiiiiiit
how bout landing?
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ok ok landing,.....
Quiet again. .. posting!
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silent dancing theatre
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friday off jig
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monday morning festivities
.. three days later. .
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Lol no plans
A DOT helmet?
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Eye. Can't. Compete. :bowdown:
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wearing black tape
Quote from: cbrfxr67 on October 15, 2014, 02:20:35 PM
wearing black tape
She is nice! :cheers:
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Good tape use
cant. speakers broken
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 17, 2014, 10:21:02 AM
cant. speakers broken
Threads breaking also. :dunno_black: :confused: :sad: :embarassed: :2guns: :nono: :mad: :icon_rolleyes: :technical:
More smileys please. ;)
Even perverse ones?
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Lol, wallpaper that 😅
sweet Friday morning
Sweet sunday eve
goodbye sweet weekend,...
Tuesday morning. ... cold!
No, its Monday. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.planetcricket.net%2Fforums%2Fstyles%2Fplanetcricket%2Fxenforo%2Fsmilies%2Fyesnod.gif&hash=a61ba32085eb12835785463fd3e107d5c0d922e4)
Not here lol
Tuesday night now!
Tuesday it is!
Nope. .. Wednesday morning. ;)
Tomorrow maybe lol
I have doubts. :cool:
Just another night O0
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.motohouston.com%2Fforums%2Fattachment.php%3Fattachmentid%3D82071%26amp%3Bd%3D1414499643&hash=3f1307271a51db4a1dc5978f8e8c2721829b94bb)
thoughts on this,.....?
Id ride it
A street rat. :whisper:
offspring debating purchasing,... :dunno_black:
Go for it, i cant recall its engine though, suzi or honda?
too many words! >:(
Not enough words! :mad:
Lol oops, sorry :oops:
cold and rainy. :cry:
Tit for tat.
Cant trust luck.
No such address.
Return to sender. :technical:
Sniff my hiney.
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-dy1rEGapIzs%2FUCgPduBf8oI%2FAAAAAAAAM7c%2FPK4SatbI2fI%2Fs320%2F123.JPG&hash=60935ace66c9b56cef70c10182d1dc42e99ea6dc)
No strings attached!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.needlenthread.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F06%2FNatural_Dyed_Threads_06.jpg&hash=477d33773ac6c61540da60b82b3a4080f83d569a)
Thank god Eh
Its not real. :confused:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.sex.com%2Fimages%2Fpinporn%2F2014%2F08%2F15%2F236%2F7457446-clothes-disappear.gif&hash=ebde246a9b2fd48a2774032693b9e5247498defd)
cbrfxr67...
You Sir are wonderful!
I am set for the evening. I need nothing but that gif to complete my day.
Bless you cbr. :bowdown:
Fap fap fap?
Don't tell anyone! :embarrassed:
Get a room?
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on November 04, 2014, 08:58:31 PM
Get a room?
(https://doberman-chat.com/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif)
And latex gloves! (https://www.balloonhq.com/column/hans/nov00/glove1.jpg)
And the condoments :thumb:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on November 05, 2014, 06:18:21 PM
And the condoments
A mayonnaise enema? (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FjvmoY.gif&hash=cf291f5acc9bef4d5caacbc52e6f7c01606eee71)
Errm hmm idk
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F1%2F4%2F12%2Fanigif_enhanced-buzz-8078-1357320476-0.gif&hash=1f3a7ace6ffcb93cf2426afe3fa84f4b289cea55)
Wth honey booboo?
Honey Booboo's Mom. :D
Mama got back!
Yeah, back-hair. :icon_rolleyes:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F03%2F18%2Farticle-2295394-18C3AB62000005DC-69_306x423.jpg&hash=df41a81dd5ce98eec74e04e38a09b2a63531d6f9)
Got good heart?
Ehh, prolly not :o
New Janx video? (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.fropper.com%2Fzones-images%2Fsmileys%2Fscratching_chin.gif&hash=3d0b55fc889320370055a822a5ae1170adc495af)
Need edit time :/
We shall wait. :bstar:
and wait somemore
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.quickmeme.com%2Fimg%2Fd4%2Fd4c7ed99c07a00c53309d835d78316a8cc36af60107131bed123b3f056b5e5bf.jpg&hash=2d790aa62a73931455d49ba896529338499b97da)
Do pictures count?
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_AAvC0ZSs-1k%2FSDQESe4XdII%2FAAAAAAAAAo0%2FwjbNwKHuXL8%2Fs320%2Fps3controller.jpg&hash=645d19c83dccf0d8d4122b65e120be477c3be1d7)
Hmmm sometimes lol
Ej want Video! >:(
Look my yt Chan. .. you see the upside down one yet? Lol
I'll go look! :whisper:
No double posting. :nono:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi297.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fmm233%2FSerionyHero%2FDoublePost.gif&hash=7f1a540e727b917e64b9d02b9f53e6b81d7ec3da)
is it friday?
It is now!
cbrfxr67 never misses? :dunno_black:
She says different!
(https://doberman-chat.com/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif)
.
Hah! Absolutely perfect.
.
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FEbxJ9.gif&hash=ecf122ee3ab801dab4eb78329623391f0837b202)
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FdxyKz.gif&hash=3b6de2c641b41e09c73d9db56c9e813487ad68c9)
Very rugged twat. :D
Yikes! ... brings a whole new meaning to the original star wars scene! Lmao!
Oh crap. ... ^^ fail!
Your punishment is? :nono:
No arvo coffee
Quote from: Janx101 on November 17, 2014, 07:19:48 PM
No arvo coffee
? ? ? ?
Three words? OK, here's three words...
...You effing Aussies and your proprietary English. >:( I had to look that up! Just say "afternoon" coffee damn-it.
Nope. . Its arvo!
I've lost control. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FOeits.gif&hash=c9c33d0542ee87ad73ea9c5686f49aa3d7f8bfe1)
Next to Alt !!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20140922235611%2Fwalkingdead%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff5%2FBadass_carol_5x01.gif&hash=3f25acf8535a589b14fbc968c0d97f613278cc83)
Give me strength. :icon_rolleyes:
Here ya go
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-om-lge&source=android-home&site=webhp&source=hp&ei=v75xVKLFEJP58QXGrIBw&q=can+of+strength+image&oq=can+of+strength+image&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.3...3016.28685.0.29776.30.26.4.2.2.0.1410.15819.2-1j2j2j8j8j2.23.0....0...1c.1.58.mobile-gws-hp..11.19.10122.3.utuUhx7uMOs#facrc=_&imgrc=Fz5cZBvV4mWz6M%253A%3Bundefined%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.quotesvalley.com%252Fimages%252F09%252Fstrength-isnt-about-how-much-you-can-handle.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.quotesvalley.com%252Fquotes%252Fstrength%252F%3B500%3B333
lol major linkie :icon_lol:
I got this! :D
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lq1jnlwRnS1qlxdqt.jpg&hash=112d8660a9d1c97a39044c510a9a5c44840d62a2)
Sorry.. . Linkzilla! Oops! :rolleyes: ;)
I missed something! ? :cookoo:
naughty place SWINGARM BUILD!
Headed there now! :icon_razz:
:o :cookoo: :technical: :mad: :icon_rolleyes: :bs: place dying again? :nono: :2guns: :embarassed: :cry: :sad: :icon_eek: :dunno_black:
Relax Jim! ... progress!
So tired! ... sleeeeeeeep!
lol no, awake !!! :technical:
Am now. Work! :rolleyes:
Shh! Day Sleeper.
Who? ... vampire around?
Nigerian defense attorney. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.woodworkingcafe.com%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Frotfl.gif&hash=eb821937cd616d1ff5accf96a54d002aa9d3f528)
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.expatandoffshore.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fwitch.jpg&hash=8cdd29f5a7bbb9bb80047522e99fdf5abdc26709)
Sociable looking chap!
Buddha is cool! :D
Icy sub zero? ;)
This went platinum! :bowdown: :icon_mrgreen:
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=68280.msg821192#msg821192 (http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=68280.msg821192#msg821192)
632 bins..... 34C!
WTF? (three words) :thumb:
LOL :thumb:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on December 07, 2014, 03:49:44 PM
LOL :thumb:
You got me! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thereeftank.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fdoh.gif&hash=ae36194f8b1e7e45b3e29b7aea0b0b5c3d7ff5e4)
PSI
Not too high?
It was low!
Kinda like a
Chromed lorider mang!
Not bad Eh?
Easy for speedbumps!
Or for speedhumps
Smaller in Oz!
Pet the rooster. :-X
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Zexl1jjB1gw%2FUTtWCX7Jh-I%2FAAAAAAAABpA%2FVSR6UErSkuM%2Fs320%2FAngryRooster_01.jpg&hash=7a2c28f9dfcf61d2cb406d219a3a3a47eb57f399)
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg10.imageshack.us%2Fimg10%2F1139%2F4a772bd4c7a86228x182.gif&hash=e95ee7733d197a38e9698c25ae6b5d13b5a5a61a)
rooster vs kitty
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia0.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F2VvbDzRH6dwli%2Fgiphy.gif&hash=88f7b67319f4efd54abe133ead0b68623978d974)
The C O C K and the P U S S Y C A T !
Nice post. 8)
Ej! 7 words?! :nono:
Oh, heh, right. :embarrassed:
Keepin it real! ;)
Cbr loves chicken
I meant cθck
Japanese C0ck soup?
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.pandawhale.com%2Fpost-29780-Rachel-Williams-slow-motion-bo-nzhc.gif&hash=be1b189c584fdc20c139b1660f7a07e38a2b6002)
boing boingy bouncy
Very nice eyes! :thumb:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2F2014-09%2F1%2F5%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2Fanigif_enhanced-14921-1409563584-18.gif&hash=c862d45301c8b1d919f1c5e44ff5cff824353c8a)
very nice yeeeaaarrrg!
What does that hat say??? :cookoo:
EJ ! Not again!
..... what hat say?!?!!!
Hat says 'Takeyourpantiesoff'
- Bboy
Lol. . EJ hooklinesinker!
Hey! Wait a. . . (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.420magazine.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fhmmmm.gif&hash=34872a186192a61d31320466a071238e6d6e8210)
Chortle chuckle. .. mirth!
Cbrs gifs ftw :thumb:
Bad hair day O0
Every day almost
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10845921_417423541747842_6954785559432574116_n.jpg?oh=794bfcffcb87e8226e104055fd5eb850&oe=5509E18D&__gda__=1425823825_190f06a672341017fbe1c6975926f439)
wong ching chung
Fap fap fap?
Hell, why not... :dunno_black:
Idk not sure
Fap it is!
Lube or dry? >:(
Lube.... both hands
Sounds messy Eh?
Only at finish ;)
Indeed it is
I flush clean 8)
(https://gigaom.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/firehose.png?w=210)
We all should
Merry Christmas everyone! :cheers: :angel:
MERRY CHRISTMAS GSTWINS ![/sizee]
Baah bracket typos :technical:
Nice colors though. :icon_mrgreen:
Heck on tablet
Hard on eyes?
Soft on ass. :icon_rolleyes:
Ass = Mushy Mango
Come on lads!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview7%2F2491484%2Fair-sick-o.gif&hash=bff6c98947c83e9b69392b235a5bcab15a484c89)
blarg blarrg barrrgy
loop the loop?
Quote from: Joolstacho on January 02, 2015, 04:22:15 PM
loop the loop
A new Aussie? (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.fropper.com%2Fzones-images%2Fsmileys%2Fscratching_chin.gif&hash=3d0b55fc889320370055a822a5ae1170adc495af)
Laughing bags Eh?
Grooooop the loop!
Yes. A cockpit! :icon_mrgreen:
Or a pitcock?
I don't petcock :flipoff:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgigglepedia.com%2Fp%2Fgifs%2Ffunny-gif-100.gif&hash=615c2adafc6465b039b92c93b70c5ee7165cef04)
woo woop whoop
Lol high 5
.... where is Jim? ...
Quote from: Janx101 on January 05, 2015, 08:44:58 PM
.... where is Jim? ...
Not over there. :icon_twisted:
Whos he with?
A panda bear?
A pregnant ostrich. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.net%2Femoticons%2Fn%2Fnod.gif&hash=7bc99e68d9dfd66ff8aa19523258fb04fc25844e)
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loopdeloop.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2Fdavid_martingale_GIF.gif&hash=8e121fbdf1db01ddf0e04e3b65455e402e41356d)
blow up fish
Or dolls even
What.... like Barbie? O_o
Idk too lopsided :dunno_white:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkuvaton.com%2Fkuvei%2Fplaying_human_pool.gif&hash=11589ea54cbf197b9419aa445a6af95b68d2129e)
lopsided you say?
Barbie in marathon :icon_mrgreen:
Got starting fluid? :technical:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweeklyhubris.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2FStartingFluidShot-CloseUp-300x225.jpg&hash=5b71c1a933b3eb6ccdb64713d6f336cb15fe6d5d)
Yama gots bestest!
Yama got style. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.net%2Femoticons%2Fn%2Fnod.gif&hash=7bc99e68d9dfd66ff8aa19523258fb04fc25844e)
>:( thread :technical: not :2guns: die :flipoff:
Burn baby burn!!
he said
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwac.450f.edgecastcdn.net%2F80450F%2Fscreencrush.com%2Ffiles%2F2013%2F08%2Farmyofdarkness-quotes-groovy.gif&hash=c0fe6f3d86ce5ac7c88a0499eb4e9f56eb3fb08b)
Solved tapatalk gifs!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2mysgsXhj1qf8cgzo1_500.gif&hash=8c57b2c07916a0199782bec205c7d39435e58034)
Nope its Friday! :p
Now it's Sunday. :woohoo:
Pick a prize??!
Hey! ... you lot!!?
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc03.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2010%2F207%2Fd%2Fc%2Fhit_girl___kick_ass_by_AUTHORIZED_FJ.gif&hash=081d5762204fb6207a1ed7677c85a25d6635d83f)
hoy yah chaaa
Changes clips midair? :2guns:
Paging. .. Toledo Jim. .... ?
Quote from: Janx101 on February 02, 2015, 01:19:21 AM
Paging. .. Toledo Jim. .... ?
Hello? :dunno_black: What'cha need? :thumb:
... thread die?! ... etc
no thread die!
Post = no die!!
but careful no
(https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608033851920680149&w=259&h=172&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.7)
:nono:
Quote from: cbrfxr67 on February 03, 2015, 02:35:03 PM
but careful no
(https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608033851920680149&w=259&h=172&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.7)
What? No movement? (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.420magazine.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fhmmmm.gif&hash=34872a186192a61d31320466a071238e6d6e8210)
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdoberman-chat.com%2Fcommunity%2Fstyles%2Fdefault%2Fxenforo%2Fsmilies%2Ffacepalm.gif&hash=f808866da76170dbc8d3e52a265bf5000349fa71) double post conundrum
Quote from: cbrfxr67 on February 05, 2015, 11:12:31 AM
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdoberman-chat.com%2Fcommunity%2Fstyles%2Fdefault%2Fxenforo%2Fsmilies%2Ffacepalm.gif&hash=f808866da76170dbc8d3e52a265bf5000349fa71) double post conundrum
Quote from: cbrfxr67 on February 05, 2015, 11:12:31 AM
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdoberman-chat.com%2Fcommunity%2Fstyles%2Fdefault%2Fxenforo%2Fsmilies%2Ffacepalm.gif&hash=f808866da76170dbc8d3e52a265bf5000349fa71) double post conundrum
Double post conundrum? :dunno_black:
Confoundingly literal EJ
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.gifbay.com%2F2013%2F03%2Fanother_plot_twist-38293.gif&hash=3dd44b20c74519b05b89cc9050db8c5e608b4cbf)
err i uhh
He's gone mad. :icon_rolleyes:
Nah, meditation noises! :thumb:
Not dead yet. :cheers:
Mini zombie thread!
Kinda' like this...
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.localmotohub.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fzombie%2520hellrider.image-200px.jpg&hash=f0a081308a8581123ffc97149c8531ba8cb2bf99)
Neato! .. antique comic?
Nah... my mother-in-law. :icon_mrgreen:
:thumb: ..... wait! Word count?! :nono:
See explanation below...
(in here New Jersey "mutha-in-law" is actually one word) (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stromtrooper.com%2Fimages%2Fmoresmilies%2Fmod2_yes.gif&hash=43a1a10d4f9ed15564c11fb40d2a1ec96e129aaa)
Oh really! Lol!!
Um, not really. :whisper:
MIL = Dragon. .. perhaps? ;)
In laws suck
Malfruen avatar scary! :confused:
MIL swallow malf? (Bahahahahaha!)
Don't wanna know
He's speaking Portuguese. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.online-literature.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fyesnod.gif&hash=16e0b90308b40531d3a6c21fcc1a0b11da07d81b)
Pork and cheese?
More snow tonight. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.websleuths.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Femotbanghead.gif&hash=dc90411c8a68c6a7bb550e3767c5f4dfd209aa46)
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs25.postimg.org%2Fyleewk0kf%2Fny_snowstorm.jpg&hash=d5574eb6e97ea9e9f3cde3b2c21e87d8ad36d90d)
Build a snowman!!
Build several snowmen
A snow team!
An abominable army
.... like........ north Korea?!
North is best
I prefer West!
I like east
East of sunrise?
East of Dubbo :thumb:
So. .. Duneedoo then?
Anywhere BUT Dubbo
Dubbo inmates. .. trapped!
Drives a Subaru? (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.woodworkingcafe.com%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Frotfl.gif&hash=eb821937cd616d1ff5accf96a54d002aa9d3f528)
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs25.postimg.org%2Fvo6pofoin%2FMV5_BMTg0_MTU1_MTg4_NF5_BMl5_Ban_Bn_Xk_Ft_ZTgw_MDgz_Nz_Yx_MTE.jpg&hash=e4ac2c2173db6fb1f72b630b99e18563004f0e51)
Nice vest! Lol
Not Subaru. Toyota ;)
Toy Yoda eh?!
A toy Yoda? :dunno_black:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs25.postimg.org%2Fkl1uechr3%2Fyoda_puppet_production.jpg&hash=da1e33d0e8645e16cea2800ba9bdc9b1e2ff5eae)
Yep that's him!
Sneaky little git!
Git R Done!!
Drunk posting, winning!
Post on Dunny! :thumb:
Me like beer. :cheers:
To distract some
Use a butterfly!
Or a hammer! :o
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs25.postimg.org%2Fsweatvnq7%2FBloody_Hammer.jpg&hash=ac187ca1e1fd2113925867042243911111f2f9bd)
Use a chainsaw!!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhight3ch.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F12%2Fv8-chainsaw.jpg&hash=6abe095f77f10be71b5a9a5ab58aec29d450e07d)
Mmmm! Chainsaw Love!
Removes those hemorrhoids! >:(
Roid Rake Extreme!!
...... hey!! .. me again??!?
Yep, its you :thumb:
ID Says so!
Holy Crap! Yama! :woohoo:
If only briefly?! :confused:
Wow... He's gone! :confused:
We should sing!
(YamaYamaYamaYama YamaYamaYamaYama YamaYamaYamaYama Yatman!) :woohoo:
Thread no diey!!!!!
A life saver! :thumb:
Here to help
.. onya Super Malf! ... ;)
I'm a hero!
You saved the day :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on March 01, 2015, 09:19:52 AM
You saved the day :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Ahem... Three words? :whisper:
Oooooooops, my bad :icon_mrgreen:
Yama!.. how's life?!
In 3 words??? (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.woodworkingcafe.com%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Frotfl.gif&hash=eb821937cd616d1ff5accf96a54d002aa9d3f528)
(Eg) ... fine and dandy?! ;)
Or f%$king shithouse
Exactly! .. no drama!
Hardly the case :wink:
Case named Hardly? ;)
No, its softly
Softly the bosom?
Quickly went flat. :dunno_black:
Inflatable bosoms?! .... devastation!!!
I feel cheated
Take your pick!
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The first one
Before! ... or pectoral!
Implants are lies!
Agreed. .. natural best!
Post only Three!
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I found four!
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Titties for all!
fun bags for days
Key word.. THREE! :nono: :;) :p
Drunk post...whoops
On the goon?
Shitloads of beer
Saint Patrick's Day! :cheers:
10k badge draw
Pay no mind.
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Zero fucks given? ;)
(Video not showing for me? Lol)
Sir Edmund Barton :)
Did Aussie stuff?
Like George Washington :dunno_black:
Related to Denzel??! :woohoo:
..... Echo..... echo.................... Echo....
Cave diving, janx?
Nah ... Just bored ;)
try going riding!! :thumb:
Can't ... No rego!
Katanas for everyone! :woohoo:
Battlestar Galactica Look!
or death star? :cheers:
Troopers on Kats?!
Ewoks on Harleys!
What about chewy??
Chewy rides BossHoss!
Or a Spyder?
Darth rides Aprilia!
Darth not ducati? :bs:
:icon_rolleyes: Ducati ARE over-rated!! :flipoff: ;) :thumb:
And maintenance sucks! :thumb:
Why GS500's win!!
Thats the TRUTH
Preach, brother yama!
Quote from: Janx101 on March 16, 2015, 08:43:28 AM
:icon_rolleyes: Ducati ARE over-rated!! :flipoff: ;) :thumb:
An Italian Stallion? :dunno_black:
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"Wuwwa bullah nunna! "
I dont understand?
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Will this Help? :dunno_black:
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It's stallone speak!
Cos he 'eloquent' ! ;)
More beer please!
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best when frothy!
Need the gif! :D
Frothy 'cat' gif!
Thread die again? :technical: :2guns: :confused: :dunno_black: :embarrassed: :sad: :cry: :bs: :nono: :cookoo: >:(
Not just yet! :flipoff: :icon_twisted: :cheers: :angel:
thank you Jimmydoubleposter. :icon_mrgreen:
Doubleposter. .. James Doubleposter!
Actually Toledo Jim? :dunno_black:
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Quote from: Electrojake on March 29, 2015, 06:47:23 PM
thank you Jimmydoubleposter. :icon_mrgreen:
You are welcome. :cheers:
Quote from: Janx101 on March 29, 2015, 07:44:06 PM
Doubleposter. .. James Doubleposter!
Just Toledo Jim. :cheers:
Quote from: Electrojake on March 29, 2015, 08:10:26 PM
Actually Toledo Jim? :dunno_black:
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Gotta try harder? :cheers:
Keep em coming. :thumb:
Having fun yet? :icon_question: :cheers:
Jim posting blitz! :thumb:
He's gone mad! >:( :icon_twisted: :technical:
Quote from: Electrojake on March 30, 2015, 02:17:19 PM
He's gone mad! >:( :icon_twisted: :technical:
Nope, just bored. :dunno_black: :cheers:
IKEA! ! Rage quit!
Check his pancreas. :dunno_black:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.humanillnesses.com%2Foriginal%2Fimages%2Fhdc_0001_0003_0_img0191.jpg&hash=6cfc50ef38689d9115decd98af4ee3d08c5367d8)
Whose pancreas? .. what?!
4am. ... train ride!
How do this?
Commute work.... tapatalk!
*Sent from near my crotch during a terrible commute via thumbs and tapatalk?*
Nearly. .. commute reasonable :thumb:
Depends upon scenery :thumb:
Houses, river, heathland
Rooster Whistling Contest :dunno_black:
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.. like. .. hog calling?
What's his name? :whisper:
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john? :whisper: :whisper: he alive? :whisper:
Worked in rain! :technical:
Raining here too! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stromtrooper.com%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fnew%2Fyesnod.gif&hash=60c9fb054265649f4565678706466f634a05ed0a)
His name Bebop :icon_rolleyes:
alop bam boom?
Hah! 1950's rockers. :cool:
Mods mate! ..... Mods!! O0
Um, forum administrator? :confused:
No, no, NO!
Mods vs rockers!!!?? :icon_rolleyes:
Rocker arm cover? :dunno_black:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs25.postimg.org%2F66hkcquan%2Fright_engine_valve_cover.jpg&hash=d4c9d4ed2d008513f9910fe9cb1b39dd6f55dace)
Tappet cover here..
Tap, Tap, Tappet... :D
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Tappet and Costello? :)
Or perhaps Quasimodo.
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Quasimodo's a Pomm? :whisper: :dunno_black:
French I believe?!
Oh, like this. . .
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More or less ;)
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffrogs.org.au%2Fx%2Fi_frogs%2Fletterhead_frogsofaustralia.jpg&hash=6fb4cff4279a4cc4b78df1e5bf39869560a50a28) :icon_mrgreen:
Falcon Eco Boost! :D
:thumb:
.... Oi! !! ...... waaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuuup!
;)
BAH scared me! :icon_eek:
Haha! Got ya.
Fish fingers. ... discuss?!
Compacted fish rectangles?
don't watch production.
He's strictly commercial. :whisper:
Strictly commercial?! :nono: ....... mercenary!! :thumb:
I stand corrected! :cheers:
Hmm. .. prefer. .. informed! :thumb:
janx: informant, too??
Where's the brains?
Informer? :nono: . Brains? ---> zombie!
He's an android.
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smiley-lol.com%2Fsmiley%2Fsf%2Fflyingsaucer.gif&hash=a404f679e11159159022bc9682a63d5e03d167cd)
Android? Lollipop OS?
android os= hungry :icon_sad:
I got jellybean
Sugar makes diabeetus. :nono:
Phone haz diabeetus!?!! :icon_eek:
I prefer Linux. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stromtrooper.com%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fnew%2Fyesnod.gif&hash=60c9fb054265649f4565678706466f634a05ed0a)
linux on phone?? :icon_eek:
Android = Linux based
Linux? ... from Snoopy?
lollipop=/= Ubuntu :flipoff: :D
Linux Mint (KDE) :woohoo:
Me = windows = lazy!! :thumb: :D
Pssst... Linux overrated. :whisper: - - (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stromtrooper.com%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fnew%2Fyesnod.gif&hash=60c9fb054265649f4565678706466f634a05ed0a) - -
DoS for lyfe!
Dos rules all!
You old hackers. :technical:
Smokers cough eh!
Take a drag!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guy-sports.com%2Ffun_pictures%2Fbus_fag_big.jpg&hash=4e68a1c182402aa31f4dd40e7b04c7d85e8af232)
nancy boy. ... MANY meanings!?
4 words work better. :D
Dang... said! F.a.g.!
Good Morning Aussies ! ! ! :D :woohoo:
Arvo now Yorgo! ;)
:confused: :icon_eek: :technical:
Thread die again?
>:( :dunno_black: :icon_rolleyes: :2guns: :embarassed: :cry: :sad:
Nah, thread's immortal.
Immortal. .. or immoral? ;)
Toledo saved us! :embarrassed:
Maybe should lock? ;)
When you sleep? :dunno_black:
8pm till 2.30am
Up at 2:30? :confused: :bowdown:
Yeah, travel 97km
You very durable. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.muscleandstrength.com%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fextra%2Flifter.gif&hash=1bdb2a91229d4876f0e01bc7b63da1d7a165fb97)
Makin' that moneyyyy
Used for BILLS!!
no bike dollas?? :dunno_white:
List item #37 :cry:
Answer is 42.
There's a list? :confused:
janxie's list, jake :D
List of expenditures!
Hah!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myemoticons.com%2Fimages%2Fhumor%2Fembarrassed%2Fempty-pockets.gif&hash=e404d642942460409b3af915b2dde7c78863616c)
I'm broke.
"Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, 06 Harley XL1200 Custom, two 70's vintage mopeds, and a pair of sneakers."
well at least you can still have fun! :thumb:
Quote from: mennobike on May 23, 2015, 08:19:52 PM
Well at least you can still have fun!
"Fun" is blowing the 3 word limit in this thread. :icon_mrgreen:
(Just dont let Janks find out)
...... well! ... rare transgressions! ?
I broke down. :sad:
ARRG! WRONG THREAD! :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Searching for promo?
what about promo? :dunno_black:
Promo attah tilda. :kiss3:
Promo. .. mobster/ hitman?
Skinny old man. :icon_mrgreen:
Skinny? ... not me!
Quote from: Janx101 on May 25, 2015, 08:23:12 PM
Skinny? ... not me!
Your merely "comfortable" (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mysmiley.net%2Fimgs%2Fsmile%2Fwinking%2Fwinking0071.gif&hash=b1c3156f3ec10a65dcab72a1562af13682bae841)
Nah. .. I'm padded! :thumb:
well insulated, likely :cheers:
Good for winter.
And for shipwrecks! ;)
(Who knows why it's good?? Hmm?)
Winter... is coming.
blubber floats, janxie! :icon_lol:
Yeah! ;) insulation/ survival!
Rains in winter? :confused:
Last week torrential!
How PeteGS rides! :icon_mrgreen:
Pete rides Torrent?
http://flowmountainbike.com/tests/tested-avanti-torrent-2/
Many words.... shrug
Thanks for link. :cheers:
Dont tell me. :wink:
You better knot! >:(
Better knot? .. sheepshank!
Sheepshank. .. mmmm lamb!!
It... Still... Runs... :D
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away, I hope! :thumb:
Runs on what?! :icon_eek:
Runs on Dunkin' :laugh:
Dont ask me :dunno_black:
$3650 Aussi for a bike and it doesn't even include peddles?
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fflowmountainbike.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F05%2FWEB_TEST_Avanti_Torrent_2-44.jpg&hash=c98ecc45710f8dffde3300870eab59b9b163a311)
Hello? :technical:
Anyone there? :dunno_black:
My thoughts exactly!
Count me out. :whisper:
You sick EJ?
maybe just lazy :cheers:
Nah... not EJ!
Out riding....... Finally ! ! ! :D
Jolly good Sir!!
There's an excuse!! :cheers: :cheers:
Best one Ever!!!
I want it... :icon_sad:
Need... more... words ! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.websleuths.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Ftantrum.gif&hash=5d7cbfd228bedf5efbcb5df22d108089aa8fdb84)
Post, people! Post!! :technical:
What she said. (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.online-literature.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fyesnod.gif&hash=16e0b90308b40531d3a6c21fcc1a0b11da07d81b)
Photochromatic synergistic discombobulation!
Nice vocabulary demonstration!
googled first, janx? :flipoff: :cheers: :cheers:
Knew! Without meanings! ;)
life's best approach! :thumb:
Pantheistic multifarious solipsism !!!! :icon_twisted:
What she said
His stuck fly
A sawfly? Wow!
No, No... shesawhisfly! :technical:
Ahh! ... shishkebab fly!
Sow intestine soup!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs25.postimg.org%2Fkjbsf7aov%2F10505091755_966d154822_b.jpg&hash=6b671893c3b73cee2411ccdf32b841246cd09ea2)
Chewy chitlin' stew :icon_eek:
Ej! Where at?
The Internet Cafe. :D
I've had it :icon_eek:
I have NOT :icon_razz:
since grade 4
The second time?
the 12th time :icon_mrgreen:
Me have diploma! :icon_mrgreen:
Well done Sir!! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
....... diploma of what!? ....
doin the smarts :cheers:
That's her name?
Ironically, she isn't :flipoff:
Irony ... Like Bronzy!
Or even Goldy!
what about moldy? :flipoff:
A salient point!
Lost my place :confused:
Retro baby, retro! :D
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Bad..... but cool!
Family camping trips! :cheers:
3 level style!
Low bridge style :icon_mrgreen:
KERRRRRUNCH .... what's that?! ;)
TIMMY WAS INSIDE :icon_eek:
Nooooooo! ... those bastards!
Timmy camper cat?
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs25.postimg.org%2F64flvgfa7%2Fimg_0339.jpg&hash=243ef5160dd8a8e84dcfa5b543104e2ab5a45e61)
Flat.... wet. .. soggy!
Timmy was runover? ;)
Special bumper cushion!
Timmy is impervious! :D
Super powers Timmy?!
1/9 lives lost :D
Save the THREAD! :o
It's JULY already! :icon_eek:
Autumn soon....... moonshine! ?
Quote from: Janx101 on July 01, 2015, 04:28:12 AM
Autumn soon....... moonshine! ?
Yes! :cheers: Aussie hillbilly's!
Booze and burgers :cheers:
Back to studying :dunno_white:
Knowledge is power :D
Power is responsibility!
Responsibility is bullshit!
Possibly.... without tho?
Not too good :nono:
Mediocre sex Eh?
Not from me ;) :icon_eek: :icon_lol:
Moped tank leaking. :cry:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimg.org%2Fmmfq4arat%2Fpuch_maxi_11.jpg&hash=8c8a04c018b3335ea21f52758f58b7feb02a3876)
that a euphemism? :cheers:
Many things are
Need five words! >:(
get creative, jake!!
Can always hyphenate!
rules are elastic! :flipoff:
And there's brackets! (Sneaky add on!)
Should I hyperventilate? :dunno_black:
post a hyperlink!
Warp 9 = hyperspace??
Dancing with myself! :2guns:
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Dancing?... that all? ;)
Not wanking either. :whisper:
JAKE'S A WANKER!! :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff:
Please, NO pics! >:(
Menno peeps windows!!
OK, one picture! ;)
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10 gallon cost?
You need that?
All ten gallons! :thumb:
Paint ball delivery? !
Nitrogen or C02 ?
Methane for preference!
Methane works best!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.sodahead.com%2Fpolls%2F003446477%2F5343275504_13999_Fart_27376_20080227160315_xlarge.jpeg&hash=c0c968cdd897479cff6fae38eb232f6c4177a7e0)
Clear flight deck! ;)
Light... The... Fuse...
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Remember... Throw it !
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Looks like OUCH ! >:(
Sweet baby Jesus!!
Piano lessons tonight? >:(
Just a drum!
Bang on drum?
Stump for hand?
only on fridays
Couldn't help yourself! ;p
Slips still cool. :thumb:
Indeed he is
An Aussie cat ? :dunno_black:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs25.postimg.org%2Ffwkpol4db%2FGoldie_In_Toilet.jpg&hash=a0c3f6f2bca0335d280fb3f70d969ec5b48018fc)
Yep! .. well trained!
Make no sense? :dunno_black:
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs25.postimg.org%2Fs9udrevz3%2Fnew_york_yankees_stop_sign.jpg&hash=104b38175acb00dd0d5668da8e2c261e50352991)
Read. .. consecutive. .... slooooooowly. ... :thumb:
Oh... Now isee.
iSee. ... iDunno. .... iCecream! ... ;) ;) ;)
Need 5 words! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmileys.smilchat.net%2Femoticon%2Fexpressions%2Fcolere%2Ftronche.gif&hash=8c084f69b0a663f81de10f900f677cc7b0ee096f)
Improvise.... overcome.... adapt! :p
I'm... Too... Stubborn... >:(
Cranky old man! ;)
Not 60... . . yet! :icon_mrgreen:
.... Not 50 .... Yet!! :flipoff: :laugh: :cheers:
Damn whipper - snapper! :icon_twisted:
Mmmm baked snapper!
No fishing pole? :dunno_black:
Used silver bait! ;)
Das alte knacker!
I'm thinking Deutschland. :cheers:
. Met buddha today
Is he chubby? :D
That's quite rude ! ;)
That answers that. ;)
answers that answer
He's not saying.
is he wanking?
Careful! .. grandmas listening!!
she wanking, too? :dunno_black:
That's TOO funny!!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Last post wins! :icon_mrgreen:
You lost mate?! ;)
Three word game? :dunno_black:
Name That Tune! :D
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I double posted. :flipoff:
I been busy. .. :/
I'll excuse you. :whisper:
Just as well! ;)
Slow old weekend!?
too damn hot. :mad:
Too bloody cold
Sent from my SM-N910G using Tapatalk
Weather just right!
My nuts itch :-|
Scratch Man! .... Scratch!!!
Flip this over! :D
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Ya bloody wanker. :flipoff:
lessen thy grip
Just 3 words! :D
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Cats got balls? :cookoo:
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and sharp claws :icon_eek:
mennobike is right! :whisper:
or slightly twisted
but not limpwristed. :laugh:
:thumb:
who needs words?
Very good point! :whisper:
This game does! ;)
But only three?
Yes.... still three!
3 cat batteries?
Robo kitty shredz!
On forced vacation. :sad:
you aint kiddin
Mac and cheese...
if its fried
Do it homemade!
indeed i do
Beef Lo Mein? :dunno_black:
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chopstick use only ;)
Connect to Bong! :D
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stonedhenge Eh? lol
Apnoea machine- Vader!
Crazy nose puffer. :technical:
lol yes indeed
damn kids and their mary jane...
Get him Janx! :2guns:
Just three words?
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No Triple Posting! :police:
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its all fun
Janx?
Hellooooooo Janx101 :dunno_black:
whats up janx?
Janx went AWOL. :icon_sad:
Busy weekend...... mechanical :/
Brain oil change??
Heavy mechanical. Cool! :)
Gearbox inspection.... synchros. ... :/ :(
PeteGS would like! :D
lima oscar lima
Synchros 80% dead
Double clutch it. :technical:
Double and rev!
Grind em' mate! :technical: :D
:dunno_white: I've been busy!
Quote from: mennobike on August 28, 2015, 08:48:03 AM
:dunno_white: I've been busy!
Well Come Back. :woohoo:
Appreciate it, EJ! :cheers:
Fun days here :embarassed:
Everyone's out riding! :thumb:
Sending Ute wreckers
Or old fords
Not a Fiat? :dunno_black:
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Fixit again tony?
Yup! That's him. :D
keeping thread alive
yes indeed jim
Gentleman Jim. .. bourbon?!
Quote from: Janx101 on September 04, 2015, 04:00:20 AM
Gentleman Jim. .. bourbon?!
nope :nono: carry gun :angel:
shoot me please :"(
Use wax bullets. :whisper:
naah rubber works
still hurts though :cookoo:
indeed it does
Call me Buzzy!
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gaah lol visual
Work. .... eat. ..... sleep. .... :/ ..... :(
study... eat.... sleep... :technical:
Drink beer, loaf. :icon_mrgreen:
i wish lol
Beer Loaf .... bread?!
Apples, cherries, corn! :D
=a weird concoction.
Corn bread surprise!
keep genitals OUT.
:sad: thread dying again? :technical:
with help no :)
An air bender.
broken wind Eh?
Just passing through?
Floating air biscuit?
:technical:
is anyone here?
:confused:
:dunno_black:
yes i am
I'm sometimes here!
said the green
.... chiffon rhino, who....
broke wind repeatedly
Scented like cornmeal
Check thine pulse. :whisper:
...... Pulse...... Nope ..... Dead?
Zombie rides motorcycle? :tongue2:
.... they drive cars!! :icon_rolleyes:
Especially in Jersey! :technical:
You mean Joisee? ;)
You been here! :icon_mrgreen:
Nah.... Foxtel TV! ;)
or porno Eh?
It's Porno Time! :woohoo:
No links please
Links..... like Golf?
Like Jason Day?
Jason and Argonauts?
Arganuts? Who's nuts? (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fenglipedia.informe.com%2Fforum%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fsmiley_chin.gif&hash=864c2c670e84618746f4245a66e1900fa8266b28)
Sniff my nuts? :dunno_black:
Scratch me nuts? (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.somethingawful.com%2Fforumsystem%2Femoticons%2Femot-parrot.gif&hash=aee4c24e3fb5bd141c2496acbabba8edb8440346)
Punch me nuts! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hanggliding.org%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fpunch.gif&hash=45b5beea1704b14f129e8d322fe4642bdc96982c)
Sniff me bloomers! (https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hanggliding.org%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fsurrender.gif&hash=537f610ef341d96f25265d878282cfabb7e89df7)
Yer feckin nuts! ;)
Fun being crazy
.... got money? .... eccentric!
mY cAPS l0CK ! >:(
all locked up?
He drunk. Again?!?
No, drunk "still" :icon_mrgreen:
You gotta still?!
Yup! We gottem' :D
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Carry on then!
no alcohol here :(
Australian pancake syrup? :dunno_black:
Pancakes? ... use Honey!
:bstar: Sounds real good. :bstar:
Ultimate... + cream cheese!
NO cream cheese. :cookoo:
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Not a fan?
With honey. .. yep!
sounds kinky Eh?
It looks kinky!! :D
indeed it is :icon_mrgreen:
Aaron
EJ is prude!! :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted:
No appetite tonight :(
-Ej- been busy :icon_neutral:
Busy for paycheck?
Quote from: Janx101 on October 15, 2015, 06:36:56 PM
Busy for paycheck?
Yes. Money important. :icon_neutral:
Food important too. :whisper:
Just another tourist? :cookoo:
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holding the camera
What "she" said. :D
as he entered
The naughty zone!
Sniffing thine fingers. :woohoo:
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I'll go twice! :icon_mrgreen:
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Heeeeeh Heeeeh Heeeeh!!
Lost track of. . .
Your yellow raincoat?
this bloody thread! :cookoo:
Thread never tracks!!
Thread shows wisdom. 8)
yes it does
Errrm. .... Norman Wisdom?
"less conventional" wisdom
mennobike words o-wisdom. :icon_mrgreen:
Ahhh. . Street wisdom!
not from me! :cookoo:
You're nominated Menno! ;)
and seconded, lol
:dunno_black: i thought MeeLee! :flipoff:
You've been elected :cheers:
resident smart a*s
Menno!.... for..... for...... ???
thinking mennos title ;)
:technical: Fine, I'm in!
works for now :icon_mrgreen:
New York Mets! :D
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Am cubs fan :technical:
That's too bad. :flipoff: :icon_mrgreen:
now now kiddos... :nono: :nono:
Had to practice .
( hard to do to give title to someone and keep it clean lol)
( although if you want it removed ill oblige :) )
Aaron
Moderator has plan. :cheers:
Smoked his woofers!
Roasted his crossover! :whisper:
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Yama! Your tweeters! ? ? :o
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Nope, all good :icon_mrgreen:
Aaron
Crank it up! :icon_twisted:
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Hearing loss: immediate :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted:
Indeed Eh? lol
Uh... Say what? :icon_lol:
Quarter past 10?
in CST yes ;)
Nah... eleven fifteen. :icon_mrgreen:
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no, 11:45 lol
Jello is white? ?
nah that's tapioca
Pic needs comment. :icon_neutral:
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Aussie's eat this? :cookoo:
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Sometimes, prefer aioli !!
Nor available here. :dunno_black:
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You have Smuckers!
Yeah. peanutbutter too. :icon_mrgreen:
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Mmmm. .. yummy Jam!
what she said
After the event!
she sat with
(next week i will begin assembling the 3 word novel. volume 2, while im at various appointments will use either docs wifi or hosp. to begin copying the 3 word games.)
Aaron
her butt dripping
delicious strawberry jam :cookoo:
which then made
Aaron
A heart shape
pink foam thing
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pink soft thing? :dunno_black:
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soft rainbow thing. :D
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ugly green thing.
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Bangers and mash? :dunno_black:
Me likey rainbow!
swing that way? :dunno_black:
Chicks rainbow socks!!!!
It his weakness :whisper:
Here... Watch this... :icon_mrgreen:
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Gasp! Drool! Uurrrrrgh!
It's the sox. :icon_rolleyes:
my kinda baseball :thumb:
Those legs tho!!
Lets get fuzzy! :woohoo:
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Bee stockings annulment!
Good word choice! :thumb:
Cheers! ... foreign devil! ;) ;) :thumb:
New Jersey Devils? :thumb:
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Fight nicely boys! :icon_mrgreen:
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NJ Ice Hockey :2guns:
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Go the Cubs!
Actual Jersey Devil.
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Bastard really exists!
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He drinks gasoline! :icon_twisted:
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Eats Drop Bears ! >:(
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Oversized fruit bat! ;P
:bs: it's just snookie
She lost weight?
Never dated her? :dunno_black: :icon_mrgreen:
Wouldn't mind a......!
quick knob job :icon_mrgreen: (um... is "knobjob" actually a compound word?) :whisper:
Indubitably unknown conjugation!?
Quote from: Janx101 on November 04, 2015, 03:49:01 PM
Indubitably unknown conjugation!?
Yes you're correct. :star:
Yay!.... give wenches! !
The ship's wench?
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Wench like this? :dunno_black:
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ehh... ashtray breath? :dunno_black:
Arrrr! pirate wench!
Yes, ashtray breath.
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Janx a smoker!
Kiss me sucka' :woohoo:
Pucker up buttercup!
Me in drag. :kiss3:
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¿a royal wtf?
Aaron
Before the operation. :whisper:
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Intended for tourists.
Tourists are problematic!
sometimes lol, or
they drive terribly
Pedestrians in cages!
Now i'm stumped :icon_sad:
Tree stump eh?
Speaks for trees!
What about bushes?
Bushes? George Bushes? :dunno_black:
Dubya? Vee Dubya?!?
Car or politician? :D
car's probably smarter... :flipoff:
mennobike's on deck :police:
:whisper:
keeping thread alive
:technical:
Hmmmm i wonder,
Aaron
meaning of life?? :dunno_black:
Six times nine?
No calculator handy. :cry:
..... but...... that's easy!?
I'm a Yank :whisper:
It is 54
Aaron
Thank you sir. :bowdown:
Result vs 42!!
So who's correct? :confused:
hitchhiker's guide, duh!! :cookoo: :cookoo:
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Restaurant end universe!
Girl meets boy! :woohoo:
Boy drinks beer!
Trousers hit floor. :oops:
Noodle is limp!
whiskey dicking it :nono: :nono: :nono:
Or diskey wick!
No horse power. >:(
Your horse died?
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Meat is tenderised? !
Cat food tenderized :icon_mrgreen:
Horse is tasty!
Smoked or fried?
Done like hash
Pin on spit.
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Bloody fat PIN! ;)
Threaded rod, mate.
You said "pin"
(Not pig! ) ;)
Me? A mistake??? :2guns:
EJ never mistakes!
Hah! I'm "perfect" :D
Like baPin & eggs?
A large Pin! :icon_lol:
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Mooshi moosh. ... hogzirra!
Damn spell checker. >:(
bahaha, that perspective :bs: :bs: :bs:
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Still decent hog!
use blue pill
Yama on deck. :bstar:
Blue? ... not viagra? ;)
A horse pill. :thumb:
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E.J. "after" pill. :flipoff:
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Up on feet?! :thumb:
I'm a stallion! :woohoo:
I'm a.......... hmmm?!?
Thread die again? :technical:
Thanks again Jim. :bowdown:
Hmmm ,Jim saves :icon_mrgreen:
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THANK... YOU... CBR!!! :cheers:
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ej's internet party
Lots of activity.
At the cathouse
here kitty... kitty... :icon_mrgreen:
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errr, ah,....holaaaa
A foot race! :D
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anybody seen John? :dunno_black:
He's in Ohio. :whisper:
..... really hate cars.....
Needs bigger hammer. :whisper:
Good Tasmania Beer!!
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Looks kinda' heavy.
Only 4.2 % ?
Sounds just right. :thumb:
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Feet = throbbing lumps :/
You been injured? >:(
Nah, getting old! ;)
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eat mor chikin
The Spinus tristis
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No double posting :2guns:
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woo hooo friday
Cats train us
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on January 16, 2016, 01:47:27 AM
Cats train us
Cat School Teacher
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Good alarms too
Welcome aboard ShowBizWolf :cheers:
I always lurkin' :D
3wg warps us
Aaron
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I'm warp tired!
Make it so.
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woo hoooo hooooooo
What a leap!!!
Balls like bearings :icon_eek:
meh... big deal.
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Caption this please? :dunno_black:
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she's rumble stripping?
Haha that's awesome!! :icon_lol:
high energy indeed
Addicting to watch... :embarrassed:
Overtime = sore feet!! ...... !!!! .......... !
A real workout!!
Betcha' its HOT!
You know it ;)
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Look both ways
And back again !!
No armor needed :thumb:
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"I. Am. SUPAHMANNNN!" :woohoo:
He's that good. :angel:
Keeping
thread
bumped
:technical:
Thank
You
TJ! :cheers:
January's almost over!
February beats January. :whisper:
Feb. ..... my month!
Feb's mine too :D
These three words...
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have a big...
:icon_lol:
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drop bear attachment
Crazy damn Aussies. :whisper:
eeeee the cute!!! :D
Juvenile bears = safe!
All bears carnivorous! >:(
Bears eat kitty cat?
one extra word :icon_eek:
:kiss3:
I said p.ussy! .. :/
(Damn nosey interfering polite words bot!! Lmao)
You got "punked" :whisper:
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cmon friday evening!
O/t today. .. trafficcontrol!
LOL @ bot !!! :technical:
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back to monday
... it's Tuesday morning!? ...
Yikes! Bowel cramps >:(
Somebody's bakin' brownies :icon_lol:
Take kiddies -> pool!
Cured my cramps! :woohoo:
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:icon_eek: What is THAT?
The flying nun :whisper:
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Looks "Animal Farm-ish"
Animal Tard Farm!! :dunno_black: :laugh:
plane tard farm!!
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holy freakin' crap!! :icon_eek:
No... passengers crapped! :icon_mrgreen:
clean up please!! :icon_eek:
"Some light turbulence"
Junk yard find! :woohoo:
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buff it out :thumb:
Wipe it down. :rstar:
Radar is missing!
We need that? :dunno_black:
millenium falcon doesn't... :dunno_black:
mennobike is correct. :rstar: :star: :bstar:
Seen worse damage. . . :wink:
throw in gps!
some spray paint... :icon_twisted:
parts company stickers :icon_razz:
Stickers add horsepower!
Red is faster
Stripes faster again!
ripped off bike
Bike was stolen?! :icon_eek:
Stole a bike?? :nono:
Outran the Police! :woohoo:
But Not Motorola. . . :police: :wink:
or Verizon's "balls" :icon_lol:
jugglers use three :wink:
I have two. :whisper:
No balls here !!
we're all glad! ;)
Lmao u guys :icon_lol: :-D
I'm Hulk tired!
I'm Bruce tired :dunno_black:
Tired of taxes!
Tired of cold >:(
The govt. sux! :technical:
... like cheap hookers. ..
well maintained vacuum
a clean machine!
No Holds Barred
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the doors are! :police: :wink:
He breaks them!!!!
like a Hulkamaniac! :cool:
raining balls here
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chubby fat rain
cats and dogs!
Mice and Rats!
better mouse trap!
annoying yippy bark :nono:
Who wears this? >:(
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FASHION FASHUN FACHON
Oompa Loompa Shoes?
ghastly fashion abortion! :cookoo:
.... like Rebel Wilson?
quite possibly so
Maple bacon icecream!
gift from heaven :icon_lol:
Immediate cardiac arrest :cheers:
have pizza flavor?
Dunno? .. must look! ;)
it is good !! :D
Icecream. .. so versatile!! :thumb:
so is Bacon! :bowdown:
I LOVE bacon :kiss3:
Bacon is.. ..... lustful!! ;)
BLT sandwiches rock!
and bacon jerky !!
wrapped around steak!
BLAH Sammich better!
that is debatable. :wink:
Soooo hungry now !!!!!
BL Avocado Hotsauce
triple atomic sauce :icon_twisted:
it'd be difficult !!!!!
but i'll try! :cheers:
.... it is true?!
its always true :D
I'm in hiding. :whisper:
where's the beef?? :icon_mrgreen:
I prefer tuna. :thumb:
Friday during Lent !!
what about sushi ? :dunno_black:
damn good choice!!! :thumb:
yes yes... mostly :thumb:
Haha! ... said Secrete!
.... secreting? .... or. .. oozing? ?
secrete secrete... igotasecrete :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
dirty little secret! :whisper:
I've got one!
.... and a body. ....
. . . don't have that. . . :icon_eek: :police:
I don't either!!! 8)
Tango Mike India
Aaron
bumpity bump bump
cue porno music
*Moaning noises begin*
OyVey! The cleaning! ;)
the porn star
Does it twinkle?
her eyes do!
give her pasties :o :D
for a porn? LOL!
wiggle then remove :thumb:
Quote from: ShowBizWolf on March 16, 2016, 01:07:45 PM
wiggle then remove :thumb:
Now I understand! :icon_lol: (LOL) :cool:
giggle giggle giggle :icon_lol:
triple giggles Eh?
Aaron
bewbie humor ftw :D
Wtf is pasties?
adhesive nipple tassles :thumb:
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pastries for all?
Adhesive tassels! ,... interesting! ;)
google to see ;)
Search for Showbizwolf?! ;)
hear her glare! LOL!
LOL LOL LOL :icon_lol:
Love u guys :oops: :D :kiss3:
Laugh of confirmation? ;)
That sounds desperate. . . :wink: :icon_lol:
Lemmie google first ;) :icon_lol:
Skeletons in cupboard?! ;D
Pasties in cupboard :icon_eek: :D :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :angel:
Food goes there!
... not that cupboard! ....
(Unless it's edible underwear? Hmmmm??!)
underwear in dresser! :dunno_black:
toys in dresser.... :icon_eek:
Good heavens! Risque! :wink:
.... like. .. Barney and Dora?!
not those names !!
"dora the explorer" :icon_eek: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Barney. .. thick... purple
Getting really risque. . . :icon_lol:
not TOO thick... :nono: :icon_razz:
broken lady bits! :icon_eek:
that's NO fun :nono: :icon_razz:
That's why KY!!
like a slip-n-slide! LOL! (totally cheated with a brand name) :wink: :flipoff: :cool: :thumb:
that sounds better ;)
It'sa new month!!! :woohoo:
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Mock Turtle humour! ;)
Pretty darn funny
Hooray for Friday :D
...not for rain :technical:
waiting on parts! :2guns:
oh the suspense!!!
glacial shipping speed! :mad:
I hate that :bs:
yeah, dissolving patience. . . :icon_rolleyes: :icon_lol:
Blame climate change! ;)
blame stingy vendors! :wink: :icon_lol:
Any tracking number? :technical:
BoB lube ftw?
Aaron
ITS FINALLY HERE!!! :woohoo:
New latex whip?
Maybe furry handcuffs ;)
ignition switch, perverts! :flipoff: :wink: :icon_lol: :cheers:
"Start me up!!" ;) ;)
y'all are nuts! :icon_lol: :wink:
you are correct :D
Hazelnuts? Walnuts? Chinnuts? ;)
no, no, lugnuts !!
Metric or standard? :icon_mrgreen:
both... and chrome ! :D
10mm always missing!!! :icon_lol:
12mm for me :/
60 degrees today :woohoo:
Wow that's education! ! ;)
LOL 70 today ! :D :cool:
Regular Braniac learning!
Indeed...! Baby steps !!
where'd everyone go ? :sad:
Hide and seek!
I'll find you :police:
:2guns: thread dying again! >:( :technical:
Olly olly oxenfree!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
oxen in fields
Did they herd?
*stampeeeeeeed* they herd :laugh:
Are there cow-folk?
just a cow-poke !
poke the steer?
professional bull rider !!! :icon_eek:
Quote from: ShowBizWolf on April 25, 2016, 07:18:20 PM
professional bull rider !!! :icon_eek:
crash test dummy! :icon_lol:
Jumpin beef steaks!
steaks that fly! :icon_eek:
Pigs do it!
in the muddddd
Fly in mud?
yes, but downhill. . . :wink:
mud slide weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
maximum down-hill speed! :icon_mrgreen:
super speed pork!!!!
Ballistic Bacon Bomb!
Hyper Hurryin' Ham :laugh:
super speed swine! :icon_lol:
(omg these are awesome you guys... this one will be a stretch)
Outrageously On-the-double Oinker
:icon_rolleyes: :icon_lol:
(Righto then! .. It's on! ... :flipoff: )
Piquantly Poached Pork!
Which is a
Don't care! Faster! (rocket pig)
Wait.. what happened :confused:
Seasoned Sliced Speck!
Grilling season yet?
Chop chop Chops!!! :icon_lol:
Lamb or pork?
Anything with bacon!
both kinds'a chops !!
Mega meat fest!
Who needs greenery?!? (LOL)
The potheads obviously
Aaron
Bill and Ben?
goody for them
... the flowerpot men!
on to gardening? LOL! :dunno_black:
parsley sage rosemary.....
Making turkey Stuffing!
turkey is wonderful!
It's turkey thyme ;)
(anyone see what I did there?) :icon_rolleyes:
laugh out loud!
Sage advice Showbiz!
spice it up!!! :angel:
porno not allowed :nono:
(regarding the spices, im suprised no one mentioned simon&garfunkel or scarboro fair lol)
Aaron
A Mint suggestion!
Sound of Silence!
And the people
Aaron
Went absolutely berserk? ;)
Kathy's song too
>:( :technical: Keeping threads going :icon_twisted: :cheers:
you keep rocking! :cool:
Mothers day hecticity!
Cheers to moms! :cheers:
Wine for mom! :cheers:
>:( :technical: Keeping threads going :icon_twisted: :cheers:
always going on! :cheers:
lost mom 2010 :"(
Aaron
Unreliable power here! :technical:
Okay, Who farted?!?!
Aaron
Me! ... sorry... curry!
Beer farts... ick !! :icon_eek:
Girls fart Eh?
Aaron
I've heard it !!
.. the bishop said....
hooray for comedy!
Much raucous laughter!
Beans beans beans :icon_razz:
The musical fruit!
'more you eat...
More you toot!
(Anyone remember Skullmonkeys game on PlayStation? !! :thumb: )
open a window!!! :icon_lol:
light a match!
Methane jet power!
weapons grade farts?!? :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:
gas masks, everybody!!
Laughing gas canisters!
Dammit, crapped myself!
time to clean!!
Turn undies inside-out
ew ew ewwwwwwwww :barf:
Swim in river!
Swim in lake 8)
anybody out there ?
Quote from: ShowBizWolf on May 25, 2016, 07:39:32 PM
anybody out there ?
:whisper: ain't nobody here. :icon_lol:
I'm so lonnnneeelllyyyyyy :sad:
No tears; alcohol!
Drink and skinnydip!
I usually lurk. . .
Wear camo also?
lurk and drink
Drink then nap!
wake then vroooooom 8)
Radio- Mexican blues?! :icon_confused:
hockey radio here :)
Raining!!! Poodles everywhere!
big chubby rain :icon_lol:
Rain like gravel!
illegal rain gravel!
Indeed! ... Fond memories!
working daylight ugh! :sleepy:
still raining here :bs:
Rain stop yesterday!
(340mm in 4 days for my region! )
Still raining here. . .
now chilly... wtf :really really frustrated:
selling my bike :technical:
New emoji Showbiz? ;)
make it so! :D
Will investigate possibility!
more new ones? :D
happy sunday everyone :cool:
happy monday everyone :flipoff:
It's Tuesday here! :technical:
now it's Thursday! :bstar:
IT'S f%$king FRIDAY!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Friday.... bedtime! ... sleep-in!!!!!
sleep-in, then what??? :woohoo:
work on bikes? :dunno_black:
work on car :D
Work on anything! :icon_lol:
and have fun :cool:
Tidy up garage
mow the lawnnnnnn
working on projects. . .
painting my house 8)
Cleaned up garage!
now at work :icon_neutral:
:o >:( three days again? :technical: :2guns:
bah c'mon peeeeeeps!!!
clearly torturing myself. . . :cookoo:
hang in there!!!
Waiting... Chinese takeaway!!
need... need coffeeeeeee :mad:
Or go commando ;)
Aaron
my personal hell >:(
(bonus: )
Read Rant Thread :2guns:
heading there now!
been there awhile :(
Aaron
Five degrees Celsius :/
Sale poll up?
(bonus: )
35* Celcius here. . . :icon_sad:
it's monday again :technical:
:o >:( three days again? :technical: :2guns:
pretty close chief :)
Aaron
bbq chicken time :D
thunderstorm time again :)
Aaron
that's coming too!
been every day
Aaron
that sucks ass
naah its good :)
Aaron
I needz sunshine :cool:
Thunder subsonics..... Awesome!
ride the lightning!!!
Pore ole Del !
there IS Mouseville
(Percy was a f*ckin' prick) :mad: :2guns:
I detested him!! :/
the janitor though...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(one of my favorite parts of that movie is when they get him to do the rehearsal and he's saying stuff like, "Still prayin' ... gettin' right with JeSUS" haha and then when he's saying his last requests LOL I can recite that line about Mae West word for word lolololol)
bump bump bumpppppp
Parts still available! :icon_mrgreen:
:o >:( keeping thread alive :technical: :2guns:
Missus nudged me! :thumb:
it's monday again :flipoff:
Wednesday you mean!?
NOW it's Wednesday :D
:icon_lol: :kiss3:
Dang Yankees!.... Thursday!! :icon_rolleyes: :thumb:
now it's Thursday! :D :D :D :D :D
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
Local burger shop :thumb:
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that is awesome!!! :icon_mrgreen:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
We've been slack!
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
Drinkin' some beer... s :cheers:
Hurt my scapula. .. :/
Oh no!! Uhh...
what is that ? :sad:
Muscle under/inside shoulderblade!
(Think the missus brass knuckled me when I was asleep! Lolol)
LOL but owwww!!! >:(
(ddp again, I know)
Shoulder wounds FTL !!!
Lotsa muscle stretching....
(Gnnnnnh. .. fizzy popcorn feeling as tension releases... mmmfkr! ... Gnnnnnh. .. pop click clunk... sonomabeach!)
Wishing fast recovery :kiss3:
Confiscating brass knuckles! ;)
(Cheers!)
Wear riding gear...
...around the missus!! :laugh: :laugh:
That's a plan!! :thumb:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
this talk about...
Aaron
Pop music. Doobiedoobiedoowah
shoobeee dew beeeeeeeee
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
Okay, now I'm in a hospital till next week, maybe Tuesday, can someone pick up the slack on keeping these threads alive for a while?
Please?
Thanks.
Jim
glad to oblige ! ,
Aaron
My turn now! .... something something icon technical something!
off work today :o
Wish I was! :/
(Cough, sneeze x5, cooooOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGHHHH) :/
chicken soup time !!!
(hope you feel better soon Janx :icon_sad: )
3 day 'lurgy' .. :thumb:
hack sniffle sneeze :bs:
I'm back folks.
sh*t!! we failed :icon_eek: :icon_sad: :technical:
We failed? .. what?!
was 4 days ! :icon_razz:
Did it lock? ...
(The reason Jim posts so often 'keeping thread alive' is that it was said that a thread in the tard farm that was not posted in for 3 days would be locked.. By the system?... However with this evidence it may not be true OR no longer be true!?)
Quote from: Janx101 on September 13, 2016, 03:57:06 AM
Did it lock? ...
(The reason Jim posts so often 'keeping thread alive' is that it was said that a thread in the tard farm that was not posted in for 3 days would be locked.. By the system?... However with this evidence it may not be true OR no longer be true!?)
You never know.
(Whether to delete or not is at Moderator or Admin discretion.)
we tested it ;) :flipoff: O0
So we did!
testing... testing....... testinnngggggggGGGGGGG
testes,testes, one
Aaron
...two... three ?? four ??? :icon_eek: :icon_lol:
Diphallia. .. Google it!?
:icon_eek:
think I'll pass !! :icon_lol:
:o >:( thread going keep. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( Keeping thread going. :technical: :2guns:
Breaking the chain :woohoo:
:o >:( Doing it again. :technical: :2guns:
watchin' a movie :D
x rated again?
Aaron
:icon_eek: don't own any !
me neither lol !
Aaron
was watching Tootsie !
(my fav movie ever for some reason... no matter what mood I'm in it will always cheer me up and make me laugh :-D)
good choice there :bowdown:
Aaron
:D :D :D !!!
what's your fav ?
the cat burglar
( some of her older stuff is epic)
Aaron
I'll hafta lookthatup !!
:icon_lol:
:o >:( And again, keeping. :technical: :2guns:
come on peopleeeeeee
what is halupki?
Aaron
my tabby cat :D
(it's also a name for pigs in a blanket)
Woolen coated swine?
cooked cabbage blanket...
...wrapped around hamburger
(and then my mom also puts bacon on top) :D
cardiac land mine
Aaron
taste bud Heaven :D
yes indeed lol
Aaron
:o >:( And again, keeping. :technical: :2guns:
thread going, yes
Aaron
:o >:( And again, keeping. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( And again, keeping. :technical: :2guns:
:o >:( One last time. :technical: :2guns:
Elbow bump.... swollen
ouch! sounds painful!
Aaron
Keep :technical:
thread :2guns:
going! :police:
vielen dank jim
Aaron
bunch :technical:
of :2guns:
slackers! :police:
Slackers, we are
Aaron
Hey look at that. .. 5 days and no lock.... myth busted!
lol tis indeed
Aaron
Oops. Wordcount fail!
Ehh it happens.
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no big deal! :cool:
said the old
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man to his
left hand and
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continued on with
dirty deeds done
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wonderful wonderful wonderful !!!
oh yes indeed :)
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so then when
he reaches her
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socks and shoes
Suspense! Deedee daaaaaah!
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Ahem!... Deedee Daaaaaaaaah!
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
and THEN he...
;) :icon_lol:
Delicately sniffs at...
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
her questionably large
Toe cheese deposits ......
(Blaaaaaargh!)
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
then he runs !!!!!!!!
Like a ferret...
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
and trips over
a gs500e piston
which rolls under
Her flowing skirt
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
but the smell
Was outlasting religion!
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
and it alsooooo
Was oddly fruity!
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
of her yamaha
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A fruity Yamaha?
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
I'm lost too :confused:
Aaahhhhh... Fruity Yamahonkawasuki!!?
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
(Ahhh got it.. Yama working off end of last page on tapa)
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
Lol my mistake
Aaron
Lets keep going!
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
so then he...
Took out his..
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
tweezers and disinfectant
lololololol
Picked out the...
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
toe-jams and fuzzies!
And stashed them..
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
in the toilet!!!
The water seethed!
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
and began to
Form oily lumps
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
which turned into
Black ghostly moths!
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
He then shouted
"Aaaaaaaaaaaargh! Moths everywhere!!"
I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!
caused by noxious
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Illusionary chunky vapors! ...
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Then he turned...
A delicate green
and passed out!
She handcuffed his..
I'm a Crazy MotherTrucker!!
wrists to his
Ankles and pulled...
I'm a Crazy MotherTrucker!!
hard on his...
:icon_lol:
Chromed nose ring!
I'm a Crazy MotherTrucker!!
which ripped his...
short and curlies
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The pain was...
Causing his ass...
I'm a Crazy MotherTrucker!!
to turn blue!
Duckegg blue actually!
I'm a Crazy MotherTrucker!!
When she saw...
his parabolic haemorroid!
I'm a Crazy MotherTrucker!!
erupt from the
stanky crack of
sweaty flaccid skin!
I'm a Crazy MotherTrucker!!
She searched for...
A clean spot
I'm a Crazy MotherTrucker!!
so she could
write her name
and get a
Brief thrill of
I'm a Crazy MotherTrucker!!
writing in fluids!
(ewwwww omg where has this gotten lolololol :barf: )
three days later
she took him
by the dead
bugs and spiders
with siamese mixed
tapestries and fabrics
for a HUGE
dinner consisting of
green, red, and yellow
sauteed delicious vegetables
Luke warm cabbage
and leftover puke.
:icon_lol:
Which oozed sideways
and on to
the ambulance gurney
The paramedics quickly...
Shoved sterile dressings
in every orifice
Which finally stopped
all the leakages
Everyone cheered "hooray"
including him, which...
Startled the medico's!
Ahem!! Cough cough!!
Attention all peoplez;
this patient is...
nekkid, ready to
be taken to
The industrial washbay!
All help needed!!!
Aprons and gloves
and all PPE
Buckets of antiseptic..
are all needed!
Horrendous skankage Eh?
Aaron
Everyone gathered supplies
ranging from the
5 gallon pine-sol
To the trusty
100000000 psi firehose!!!
Which was needed
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10 burly firefighters!
handled theiir hoses
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and made sure
the ladies were
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safely away so
they avoided the
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nasty splatter from
the putrid crevasse!
And expertly cleaned
, all roadbugs eliminated!!!
Then everyone wondered...
Who he was!? (Dee Daaah DAAAAAH)
Where's his wallet???
In stinky pants?
Maybe floated away?
like air biscuit?
Aaron
Then someone saw...
A wanted poster! (Dee dah DAAAAAAAH... Lolol)
lololololol
They all looked
It matched exactly...
and it said
killer motorcyclist WANTED!!!!!!
They all gasped!!!!!!!!
It was out...
... His name was..
unreadable!!!!!! because the
(Cop out!!!!)
Rain had smeared
(no no!! I thought about it and I thought the water and cleaners etc for his butt had ruined that part of the poster!! lololol)
all the ink!!
The reward was..
56,000 pounds of
big, burly firemenz!!!!!!!
(I couldn't help but go back to....yumminess! ;-)
What a reward!!
(not for me tho ;) )
Lots of beefcake!!? (Bahahahaaaa)
BUT....the boys
were not interested...
yet were brave
as they crept
away from the
In with hancuffs
and thought about
Tea and crumpets!
They stayed calm...
And selected jam
from a menu
Written on parchment
This jam will...
Change their lives!
And that's why
Its $100 jar
THE MAN ESCAPED!!!
They threw jam!
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They were mad!!!
He ran towards
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the bicycle shop...
And grabbed a
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salesman by his
Soft pink............ Hand
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:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
"Help hide me!"
He whispered frantically!
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The salesman said...
Get under the...
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recumbent bicycle display
He quickly tried
a teenage mutant
ninja clam sauce
lmao !!!
he found under
Canada's Prime Minister's
vintage bicycle seat!!
"This tastes like...."
"...an old recipe..."
"...made with crusty..."
"parsley, sage, rosemary..."
"...rocky mountain oysters!"
He really enjoyed
the Parmesan encrusted
garlic clam bits
, but was interrupted
they found him!!!
Saggy left bosom!
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Saggy left bosom!
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(Oops looked at wrong page, disregard please!)
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Wiping his left
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LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
nostril and eye
With a crusty
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wet-nap he found
Between his buttocks
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"Let's get him!!!"
The ladies screamed!
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He quickly ran
Into the toilet
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But couldn't fit!!!
Thru the window
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He looked up...
just in time
to spot a
submarine escape hatch
He jumped high!
Grabbed the latch
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His feet dangling!!
It flew open
They grabbed at
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his dirty shoes
Which slid off
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He pulled himself
by the breeches
up through the
Hatch and into....
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a meat locker!!!
(Bizzare building this one!)
... The temperature was..
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negative 20 Fahrenheit...
His "goolies" shriveled!!!!
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His weenie shrunk!!!
(lololololol)
To jellybean size!!
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He then realized...
he was dreaming.
When he woke...
His naked body...
Was sprawled across
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a school bus!
Shiny yellow hood...
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Speeding in reverse..
With Otto driving!
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He held on
With grim determination
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and felt something
Sting like hell
His grip lessened...
So he stuck
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his sweaty nipples
Which jammed into
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the gaps around
The hood ornament!
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Distracting the driver
with his feet...
Waving wildly skywards
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The driver gasped!
And braked hard!
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The man's nipples...
Stretched... Then tore!
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the hood ornament
flew off and
ironically pierced a
nipple on a
Nearby gawping Hipster!
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The hipster said
Oh yeah baby!
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lololololol
The bus stopped!
The driver shouted...
PUT CLOTHES ON!!!
You Nudie Rudie!!!
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He yelled back
Why Certainly.... ASSBURGULAR!
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omfg LOL XD
GIVE ME SOME!
(Arnie voice)
Clothes.. Boots... Motorcycle!
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Then suddenly, the
What the hell? :-)
(hmm... how to build off of that... thinking...)
phrase arose from...
(that's the best I got lol)
under the brush
'twas the voice
Beside the road
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of another fugitive!!!
Oh my word,
come here quickly!
Which way did
The donut roll?
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Towards the bus!
Is it ok?!?
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Don't worry, we
have a spare!
Swerved to miss
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a big fat
smelly squishy green
Dead bull frog
(I need to check the ending post better...sigh... Missed the 'have a spare'... Sorry folks!)
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"That's good food!"
(haha it is OK Janxy, keeps the story interesting!! :D )
"....desired in Japan."
said the fugitive.
$100 per pound!
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Said a voice...
from on high.
Suddenly the crowd
From a man-hole
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Climbed, teeth bared.
They ran after
(Damn friggerty hoppin toad turds!! ... Did it again!!)
The rolling donut
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lmao!!
then they realized
The fugitive had
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found some clothes!
A lime onesie!
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And roller skates!
And sequined hat!
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AND PEARL BRACELETS
And pearl necklaces! :icon_lol:
And a wig !!!
plus Gucci sunglasses
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and pink crocs
Lookit mah outfit!!!
He lisped loudly
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But then he
Faked the lisp
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and started to
Belly laugh loudly
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'twas so loud!!!
Then he sharted.
(hahaha we're back to him needing to be hosed off cuz he's so nasty dirty!!!)
"DAMNIT NOT AGAIN!!!"
This incontinence SUCKS!!
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Suddenly lightning flashed
An owl hooted
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He looked up
And saw a
(Dee Dah DAAAAAH)
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sniper above him!!!!!!!!!!!!
He screamed and
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it started raining
The sniper aimed
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Some lightning flashed!
The shot cracked!
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He thought he
Was a corpse
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His heart racing...
He checked himself
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"Damnit!" he heard
The sniper reloaded
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The fugitive tried
To crawl into
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an abandoned suitcase
Full of clowns!
(Reckon if they can get 15 in a little car then at least 4 in a suitcase!)
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"OMG" he yelled!!!
Asiatic Midget Clowns!
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The sniper aimed
and fired quickly
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The bullet traveled
faster'n a GS !!!
So; rather slowly... :woohoo:
:flipoff:
:laugh:
and ended up
Hitting his ear
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Worst sniper ever!!!
Sniper Gomer Pyle!!
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The fugitive RAN
Zig Zag Style
(Which is always faster AND Cooler than GangNam Style!)
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lololololol
to avoid potential...
Lead poisoning effects
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his ear was
Throbbing like a
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hammer hit thumb!
Yet another shot
cracked. Hitting True!!!
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He fell hard
Onto a random
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cheeseburger and fries
Staining his clothing
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"My final meal..."
He gurgled bloodily
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as he slurped
the ketchup packet
that he'd found.
Holding the burger,
over his wound
he grabbed fries
and staggered off
The sniper yelled,
Die you Devil!!
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and reloaded again
Aiming for the
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leftover cheeseburger he,
noticed something behind
him... A Clown!
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The clown grabbed
the sniper rifle
and threw it
Aside, causing it
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the crayons on
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(lol maybe a missed post?)
how about "causing it and the crayons on it"
to MELT because...
(12 words showbiz! Lol)
The heated barrel
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(I couldn't make sense of it lol !!!)
landed on lava!!!
Oozing from manholes
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The fugitive laughed
And ate fries
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cheeseburger healing powers!!!!
Flooded his veins!
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HE BECAME HULK!!!
(https://gstwins.com/gsboard/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gurl.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F08%2Fscott-pilgrim-its-hard.gif&hash=8ab007a76acc9b18a6b90ffef9d3ddf626fdbde0)
... Became Hulk... Slowly?!
(Bahahaaaa)
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lmaooooooo
HE LAUGHED!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ho Ho Ho!!!
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The sniper hurried
Towards the stairs
(And away from the clown! Remember him?! Lol)
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(I do remember!! lol!!)
that randomly were
Colored with chalk
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and made of
Structural strength toffee
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and strawberry wafers!
Licorice strap handrails!
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And gumdrop treads!
Shirley Temple arrived!
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OUTTA THIN AIR!!!!
Alien teleporter delivery!
(Could be in league with EJ!!)
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They all stared
Shirley was OLD!!
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The clown laughed!
9
23
2017
:thumb:
No!
Double!
Posting!
:flipoff:
And reached for
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(Settle down convict!... Bahaaaaa)
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superglued vhs tapes
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the sniper dropped
her bra after
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seeing the tapes
of jestercinti naked (https://s25.postimg.org/qu6oa5okf/kotz.gif)
Shirley then yelled
"Purple.. Monkey.. Dishwasher!!!"
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Then everybody disappeared!
In swirly colours!
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How very pleasant. (https://s25.postimg.org/tskvmapi7/shoot-me.gif)
Shirley said because
She was stoned
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"I need food!"
at the ginormous
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Hot dog vendor
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offering her green
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Chutney and cheese
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spread upon her
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curvy lady bits!!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
covered by huge
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Gingham tailored knickers!
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along with purple
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Swirling boobie tassels!
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and silky lacy...
Antique lampshade earrings!
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The vendor then
Sighed and handed
her a big
Bright red wobbly
double dong shaped
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Mutant ninja hotdog!
She squealed happily!!!
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The Spell.. fizzled...
The fugitive returned!!!
Laughing nastily... BaHahaaaaa
affixed one ginormous
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Any WWF fans?
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world wildlife federation?
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Jake! Three Words!
(Unless in brackets... Nyah nyah!)
(I'm so confused lol!!! uhm... so the fugitive affixed one ginormous action figure to a Hulk poster and asked if there are any WWF fans around?? lolololol this is great :laugh:)
Shirley said ME!!!
Meaning a threesome?
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asked the vendor.
only if there's
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beer!" said Shirley.
,what she said
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Well.... Ok then!
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Well.... Ok then!
Them's is some nice pics, mate. :icon_rolleyes:
Burn baby, burn!
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Pics? . . what pics?
Muwa haha haha
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Hmmm. Anyway.. The.
twisted postwhore went
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up to Shirley
and she grabbed
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him by his
Oversized hairy ears
Then pulled his...
pink and purple
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big hoop earrings
which whistled loudly
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With brokeass squeakers!
which resembled long
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metal clevis pins
"Aren't you scared?"
Shirley asked him.
He then replied
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"Nope! I'm high!"
she replied laughing,
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"Okay tough guy!"
You went limp
,what she said
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Soggy limp biscuit!
before the viagra.
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Mighty oak tree
with strong roots
, as strong as
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Fifty bungee rubbers!
but very dry
And somewhat powdery!
with a caustic...
Soft jelly centre
and crunchy toppings
that looked like
Studded purple condoms
For her pleasure ;)
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what about mine?
Cant. Help there
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makes perfect sense
indeed it does
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im on fire
Try some lotion!
in that spot ;)
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It will soothe
The stiffest ....muscle
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from faraway Brussels
along with oversized
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Red and sore
Erect middle fingers
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From over zealous
fingering of the
purple gs500 exhaust
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that looked like
A metallic banana
Inserted where the
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Submarines screen-door was
and then the
Purple people eater
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ate some yellow
Oversize clown shoes!
that smelled like
Green toe cheese
(Wow... Toe cheese turned everyone off eh?! Lol)
Ewww yuck spew!
better than farts
Aaron
Arty party farts?
Even sbd's too
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That really stinks!! :laugh:
Like roquefort cheese!
that has been
Basted with rotten
(Jeopardy thinking time music here!!)
onions and MILK
(ewwwwww!!!!)
... The clown gagged
And pointed toward
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the bathroom door
And said go
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Take a hike
in the hood
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Wit de homies
lookin for a
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big fat ol'
phallus from a
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Vacuum cleaner salesman
whos products suck
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and also blow
Says Mr dyson
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"Ho, Ho, Ho"...
said the police
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when they bought
favors from scantilly
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clad hawt chickies
who were glaring
at the shiny
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Ring on her
chilly pink bumpy
refrigerator with that
bottle on top
of her multicolored
purse that was
dangling from the
Pornstars Ginormous Gs500
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which was parked
by a battlecow
at the end
of a long
train filled with
horny mad policewomen
who all had
their toes photographed
as well as
Keeping thread going. :whisper:
by ToledoJim's message...
and sweet original
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Aztec Orange 1998!!!!! :o :o :o
She exclaimed while
deciding what to
wear on her
long and slender
Exhaust header pipe
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which was in
the refrigerator cooling
beside the container
of leftover spam
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mixed with fresh
GS oil milk
The next morning
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Yama decided to
go to the
computer store and
Buy the best
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pieces to make
his very own
spider monkey robot.
Then he gathered
Everyone give up? :2guns: :technical:
Evidently they did!
Surely you jest
Aaron
Let's get going! :cheers:
To get tacos!!!
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And some burgers!
ready for pizza
Everyone give up? :2guns: :technical:
Asked the goofy
waitress at the
Local cat house
Aaron
someone quickly replied
with the determination
"No we haven't!"
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Says toledo jim
Aaron
He's very diligent!
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Thank you kindly
Aaron
You are welcome. :cheers:
Bike is back!
Woot for that!! :D
Now NEW Bike!!
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Haha awesome day.
Aaron
Goes like Concorde!!
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Just no crash O0
Aaron
ABS... saved me!
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From getting mufflered
Aaron
Nah... getting branched!
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Lol yes indeed
Aaron
Getting some Puppies!
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It never dies
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just changes direction
it sure does!
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First in 2021