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Wednesday's joke...hey, I was off

Started by pizzleboy, February 05, 2004, 12:26:08 PM

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pizzleboy

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."

"At this time of the night? No one will show up..."

"I've already said No, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."

"No! I've said NO!"

"My love... Don't be like that..."

At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
Ignorant Liberal!

"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."

ScottWV

There's a video of this somewhere on the net, it's a parody of the mastercard "priceless" ads.

Flash

It's much funnier if you watch the clip:
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
http://www.allaroundjokes.com/download.php?op=getit&lid=2


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pizzleboy

Yes, I like the graphical version better!! :lol:
Ignorant Liberal!

"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."

davipu


zukiGS500

is that anything like thirsty thursday
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

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Kessen

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