What..... is...
holee ...
Gah...
that's so clever, it's twisted. far as I can tell, its deliberately painted to look like a rustbucket?
I really hope that's paint, anyhow

now THAT's a "Low"rider.
what's it got, all of 1 inch clearance?
Does it throw sparks every time he tries any kind of turn?
Did it come in on a flatbed? :-/