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Anyone has ebola jokes ???

Started by The Buddha, October 22, 2014, 06:43:15 PM

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The Buddha

I thought the Onion's headline was pretty good.
"Nurse Being Treated For Ebola Impressed With Health Workers' New Gear"

I made up a few over the last few days.
Americans would like to merge Syria with Sierra Leone making a Syria Leone and have ISIS with Ebola running around. Then they would prefer they shoot at them from afar, instead of get close and shake hands.

Nigeria uses check cashing scam $$ to eradicate ebola.

Anyone got any more.

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yamahonkawazuki


ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of.

Is it a virus or a free U2 album?
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The Buddha

I modified one of mine.

Nigerian check cashing scammers are protesting over their govt's succesful eradication of Ebola because "we cant use it in a scam now" they said.

Yamahon: Ebola also causes death Not unlike U2 in that aspect as well.

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yamahonkawazuki

So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:

Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them.

All the best
ZMapp Distribution Services

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

yamahonkawazuki

The symptoms of ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea ,stomach pains, and eventually death.

Kind of like when I see my wife on the computer and remember that I haven't deleted the internet history.💂
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

BockinBboy

#5
I ate ebola... ebola hot chili for dinner last night.

Edit: thought of another...

So how bout that ebola... ebola good game?

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The Buddha

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 23, 2014, 05:09:41 AM
So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:

Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them.

All the best
ZMapp Distribution Services

Oh sheite - we should have a bunch of scammers email addresses, and send to them saying they can make big $$$ smuggling it into Syria Leone. And we're funded by Bill Gates foundation and we will pay them with cashiers check to do so.

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cbrfxr67

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cbrfxr67

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-buddha

yamahonkawazuki

Gif man strikes again Eh nice lol
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

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yamahonkawazuki

I feel bad laughing at these but cannot stop :oops:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Electrojake

A serious post in this joke thread...

Most of the other forums I work would have this thread shut-down and the thread contributors banned for life!
Then the greater-than-thou administrators and their Leftist minions would hijack the Ebola joke thread and turn it into a red-neck smashing festival in order to show their scholarly concern for world affairs.

World problems,
health problems,
money problems,
family issues too.
We all got them. Some here certainly have a lot more to carry than others but we all still co-exist nicely at the GSTwins board. You all have a good laugh, and without any pi$s poor righteous attitudes.
Exactly why I love this place!
You, the  members here at GSTwins represent the last hope for our ever deteriorating society.
I consider myself privileged to be a small part of it.
Bless you all!
-Ej-
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cbrfxr67

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

cbrfxr67

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

cbrfxr67

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

cbrfxr67

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

cbrfxr67

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

The Buddha

OMG ... what have I done starting this thread.  >:(
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cbrfxr67

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

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