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jestercinti

Blinkycab?  Is that Australian for Barney the dinosaur?
Bikeless and Broke at the moment...

yamahonkawazuki

hell the accepted terms are changed all the time whether warranted or not lol
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mister

Everyone - and I do mean everyone - should learn to ride a postie bike Before getting behind the wheel of a car.
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codajastal

Quote from: mister on April 07, 2013, 11:44:36 PM
Everyone - and I do mean everyone - should learn to ride a postie bike Before getting behind the wheel of a car.
I can ride one :thumb:
I am not interested in anything you have to say
Don't bother talking to me, I will not answer you

slipperymongoose

Everyone should be publically whipped if they cannot indicate and complete various parking maneuvers and keeping to the left side of the road
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

peteGS

And learn not to where flat leather soled shoes while driving because you have no grip and can't keep your foot on the damn brake pedal!

Yeah I got rear ended this avo... not happy! Not much damage but still... geeez...
'82 GS450E
'84 GSX1100S Katana

slipperymongoose

Car I take it? Please say car
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

jestercinti

Bikeless and Broke at the moment...

slipperymongoose

Sadly from the other thread it wasn't the car
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Electrojake

1982 GS450E vs. automobile?  :icon_rolleyes:  :dunno_black:  :mad:
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

mister

I had fruitflies in the kitchen. Without using toxic sprays, last night I created a small "trap" for them. This morning they are all dead - all but one who sits on the edge of the trap looking at his dead mates. But he cannot resist the trap and will also soon be dead.
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Electrojake

Quote from: mister on April 08, 2013, 02:38:13 PM
I had fruitflies in the kitchen. Without using toxic sprays, last night I created a small "trap" for them.
This morning they are all dead - all but one who sits on the edge of the trap looking at his dead mates. But he cannot resist the trap and will also soon be dead.

I have no doubt. cough
I'm sure it's a fascinating design indeed, sir.
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

slipperymongoose

I saw a giant rat in the Chook shed once. I shot it with my .22.
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

mister

Ok EJ. I'll get you a pic, sir. And do a full write up. In the meantime a story.....

Alright. Right at this moment in time I am off work due to Piriformis Syndrome - my sciatic nerve has been entrapped by my piriformis muscle (under my butt's glute muscle). This fires off my nerve and tells my brain I have severe pain in my leg. It also tells my back thigh muscles to contract. So in as many as a half dozen places in my thigh and calf my muscles cramp and will not release. Result is, I can stand/walk for about 1 minute only before I can go no further due to pain.

Anyway. I am in the supermarket yesterday. It's a four stop walk to get from the car into the shop. That is, I need to sit down for a couple of minutes at each stop before I can continue. But there are no places to sit In the supermarket. So... I carried one of their baskets with me. Turn it upside down and sit.

I am on my fourth or fifth sitting near the cold juice section and a girl stops and asks me if I am ok and need help. Oh My Fuking God, this girl was absolutely stunning. I see some darn fine looking women in this shopping center but this girl topped them all. I told her I'm resting my sore leg after an intense physio session. We had a small banter and she smiled some more and moved on.

As I hobbled by I again thanked her for Asking. She smiled again. Ahhh.... just her smile her eyes her face - and her body - were almost enough to take the pain away.

I had a word at the check out. They let me keep my spot in line while I sat on the section outside the checkout. Once done I moved on. Walking passed the self-serve I saw her again. I did't have any "thanks for being smoking hot" cards on me. So I told her outright I just HAD to tell her how attractive she was and was absolutely stunning.

It was the funniest thing cause I caught her mid way trying to figure out the auto cashier. Her face turned from puzzlement at the machine, to oh sorry, yes, I am listening now, to OMG that was such a nice thing to say to me I am now blushing and smiling.

I turned and limped away. Good will and happiness spread a little.
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

slipperymongoose

Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

mister

fruitfly trap pic taken. Sending from phone to computer now...
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

Electrojake

Quote from: mister on April 08, 2013, 04:48:36 PM
Ok EJ. I'll get you a pic, sir. And do a full write up. In the meantime a story.....

Alright. Right at this moment in time I am off work due to Piriformis Syndrome - my sciatic nerve has been entrapped by my piriformis muscle (under my butt's glute muscle). This fires off my nerve and tells my brain I have severe pain in my leg. It also tells my back thigh muscles to contract. So in as many as a half dozen places in my thigh and calf my muscles cramp and will not release. Result is, I can stand/walk for about 1 minute only before I can go no further due to pain.

Anyway. I am in the supermarket yesterday. It's a four stop walk to get from the car into the shop. That is, I need to sit down for a couple of minutes at each stop before I can continue. But there are no places to sit In the supermarket. So... I carried one of their baskets with me. Turn it upside down and sit.

I am on my fourth or fifth sitting near the cold juice section and a girl stops and asks me if I am ok and need help. Oh My Fuking God, this girl was absolutely stunning. I see some darn fine looking women in this shopping center but this girl topped them all. I told her I'm resting my sore leg after an intense physio session. We had a small banter and she smiled some more and moved on.

As I hobbled by I again thanked her for Asking. She smiled again. Ahhh.... just her smile her eyes her face - and her body - were almost enough to take the pain away.

I had a word at the check out. They let me keep my spot in line while I sat on the section outside the checkout. Once done I moved on. Walking passed the self-serve I saw her again. I did't have any "thanks for being smoking hot" cards on me. So I told her outright I just HAD to tell her how attractive she was and was absolutely stunning.

It was the funniest thing cause I caught her mid way trying to figure out the auto cashier. Her face turned from puzzlement at the machine, to oh sorry, yes, I am listening now, to OMG that was such a nice thing to say to me I am now blushing and smiling.

I turned and limped away. Good will and happiness spread a little.


Well now, It's good to see mister is back in the game.
Been a long time since you've tapped your creative side.
A good read... concidering it all started with a fly-trap.  :thumb:
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

mister

Quote from: Electrojake on April 08, 2013, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: mister on April 08, 2013, 04:48:36 PM
Ok EJ. I'll get you a pic, sir. And do a full write up. In the meantime a story.....

Alright. Right at this moment in time I am off work due to Piriformis Syndrome - my sciatic nerve has been entrapped by my piriformis muscle (under my butt's glute muscle). This fires off my nerve and tells my brain I have severe pain in my leg. It also tells my back thigh muscles to contract. So in as many as a half dozen places in my thigh and calf my muscles cramp and will not release. Result is, I can stand/walk for about 1 minute only before I can go no further due to pain.

Anyway. I am in the supermarket yesterday. It's a four stop walk to get from the car into the shop. That is, I need to sit down for a couple of minutes at each stop before I can continue. But there are no places to sit In the supermarket. So... I carried one of their baskets with me. Turn it upside down and sit.

I am on my fourth or fifth sitting near the cold juice section and a girl stops and asks me if I am ok and need help. Oh My Fuking God, this girl was absolutely stunning. I see some darn fine looking women in this shopping center but this girl topped them all. I told her I'm resting my sore leg after an intense physio session. We had a small banter and she smiled some more and moved on.

As I hobbled by I again thanked her for Asking. She smiled again. Ahhh.... just her smile her eyes her face - and her body - were almost enough to take the pain away.

I had a word at the check out. They let me keep my spot in line while I sat on the section outside the checkout. Once done I moved on. Walking passed the self-serve I saw her again. I did't have any "thanks for being smoking hot" cards on me. So I told her outright I just HAD to tell her how attractive she was and was absolutely stunning.

It was the funniest thing cause I caught her mid way trying to figure out the auto cashier. Her face turned from puzzlement at the machine, to oh sorry, yes, I am listening now, to OMG that was such a nice thing to say to me I am now blushing and smiling.

I turned and limped away. Good will and happiness spread a little.


Well now, It's good to see mister is back in the game.
Been a long time since you've tapped your creative side.
A good read... concidering it all started with a fly-trap.  :thumb:

It's actually a true story EJ. She was mesmerizing. To me anyway.

You know, some (many) good looking girls can be a bit stuck up. And certainly would never ask if someone was ok and needed help. But not her. In all my sitting down in the store and the various aisles, not once did anyone else stop to ask - I didn't expect them to, but not even a staff member??? But she showed genuine concern on her face. Maybe someone close to her recently had a turn, who knows.  :dunno_black: Only that, she had me at hello  :icon_mrgreen:

It's funny. When a guy Wants something from a woman (let's talk boys here, ok), and specially a good looking one, they get all tongue tied. And yet, they would have no problem saying "Excuse me, you left your lights on" if they saw her leaving her car and entering the store. The sole difference is whether they had an expectation or desired outcome they wanted from her.

I'm past the age of giving a flying fuk what people think. I'll tell them they are good looking if I think it.
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GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

Electrojake

I have spent time analyzing the humanity of ugly girl - cute girl.

I try to look past the container the person is housed in and communicate with them on a level plane but it's almost impossible.

I communicate with attractive women "differently" than I do with ugly girls, and different again with typical average looking women.

Wish life was fair... but it's not, its human.  :icon_neutral:
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

mister

Margaret Thatcher dead. Did you know she was a comedian? "tis true.... look http://youtu.be/DQ6TgaPJcR0

Now we know where monty python got their material from http://youtu.be/4vuW6tQ0218
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GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

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