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Started by Toledo Jim, March 17, 2013, 12:38:19 AM

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slipperymongoose

The off night on the floor or ground whilst camping is ok to do
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Janx101

Quote from: mister on May 03, 2013, 09:21:57 PM
And the beat goes on...

A bed? Luxury, sheer luxury. When I was young we used to sleep in shoe box...

You had a shoe box!!!! ... Pffft lux'ry!! ... We used to dream of havin a shoe box! ... Our da' had to make t' lean to 'gainst tree!! ... AND all he had to work with was t' old newspapers from floor of local dog pound!!..... You don't know poor matey!!  :flipoff:

mister

You were lucky!

When I say show box I mean a paper bag. There were 150 of us living in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a handful of gravel, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a month, and when we got home our Ma and Da would would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah...
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

slipperymongoose

I feel like chicken tonight
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

pave_spectre

You look kind of avian too.
I like a non-sequitur as much as the next Giraffe.

Janx101

Quote from: mister on May 03, 2013, 11:25:33 PM
You were lucky!

When I say show box I mean a paper bag. There were 150 of us living in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a handful of gravel, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a month, and when we got home our Ma and Da would would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah...

OoooooOOOOOOooooeeewwww!! Look at Mr Nobby McNob living it up at Nob Hill Quarry!! Gravel you say?! ... Bet it was all washed and graded too!! ... We used to beg our parents for just a teaspoon of gravel at Christmas! .. But nooooooo... Never even a sniff of it!... And work too!! Well Laa DEE daaa!! .. We used to aspire to working class... Back in them days The Lord of the Manor would have us all dragged through t' brambles down to the Tar pits... We'd stumble around with the bent forks he gave us trying to make the tar stick to the prongs just enough so we could fill his barrow.... And then t'rotten mongrel would just tip the tar back in t' pit and laugh!! .. We'd be prayin on t' way home that just a few pebbles would stick to the tar specks on our feet!... Then we could suck on the wee stones and pretend we was rich an had boiled sweets like your folk! ... You an your sixpences an your multiple graves! Lap o' lux'ry! ... Six generations of my folk have all been buried in t' same shallow pig wallow.... Still it gives The Lord of The Manor's swine something to eat!!...

:flipoff:

slipperymongoose

Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Janx101

Was it a live one? .. Or frozen?

slipperymongoose

It was alive at some point
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

peteGS

Aaaaaah Monty Python... love it! Always! Don't know enough to quote though except... "it's just a flesh wound!"
'82 GS450E
'84 GSX1100S Katana

mister

Quote from: Janx101 on May 04, 2013, 01:20:26 AM
Quote from: mister on May 03, 2013, 11:25:33 PM
You were lucky!

When I say show box I mean a paper bag. There were 150 of us living in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a handful of gravel, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a month, and when we got home our Ma and Da would would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah...

OoooooOOOOOOooooeeewwww!! Look at Mr Nobby McNob living it up at Nob Hill Quarry!! Gravel you say?! ... Bet it was all washed and graded too!! ... We used to beg our parents for just a teaspoon of gravel at Christmas! .. But nooooooo... Never even a sniff of it!... And work too!! Well Laa DEE daaa!! .. We used to aspire to working class... Back in them days The Lord of the Manor would have us all dragged through t' brambles down to the Tar pits... We'd stumble around with the bent forks he gave us trying to make the tar stick to the prongs just enough so we could fill his barrow.... And then t'rotten mongrel would just tip the tar back in t' pit and laugh!! .. We'd be prayin on t' way home that just a few pebbles would stick to the tar specks on our feet!... Then we could suck on the wee stones and pretend we was rich an had boiled sweets like your folk! ... You an your sixpences an your multiple graves! Lap o' lux'ry! ... Six generations of my folk have all been buried in t' same shallow pig wallow.... Still it gives The Lord of The Manor's swine something to eat!!...

:flipoff:

We used to long for the day a lord of the manor would let us sniff a tar pit. Course, the gravel we ate was really road grime we scraped off the bottom of the horse hoofs we had to clean with our tongue. That was after we had to get up six hours before we went to bed and pay for the privilege of going to work. And tell this to kids of today and they don't believe you.
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

slipperymongoose

Well use thy holy hand grenade
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

mister

Hardly any kids walk to school any more. What's up with that?
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

mister

Note to self: Don't argue with idiots.

Nice video to remind me

GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

slipperymongoose

You just figured that out?
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

codajastal

Quote from: mister on May 04, 2013, 05:10:53 PM
Hardly any kids walk to school any more. What's up with that?
Thats cause its too fucken dangerous :dunno_black:
I am not interested in anything you have to say
Don't bother talking to me, I will not answer you

codajastal

Quote from: mister on May 04, 2013, 05:54:34 PM
Note to self: Don't argue with idiots.

Nice video to remind me


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
I am not interested in anything you have to say
Don't bother talking to me, I will not answer you

Electrojake

Nice vid.
And I am a bit wiser now. The ox on the left did prove his point though.

Um... that was an ox, right?

Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

Electrojake

Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

slipperymongoose

Now at this point I wanna have a go at jester and reference that pic but that's just mean lol so I'll say that's ej's portrait in 20 years lol.

new trailer vid guys enjoy
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

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