Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: davipu on December 20, 2004, 11:07:26 PM
Post by: davipu on December 20, 2004, 11:07:26 PM
for Christmas I want: a set of progressive springs, or a gsxr 750 front end, teknic riding pants size 36-38, beer, and a gas card. and if you feel really generous a 2000 gsxr 750 in yellow and black. thanks dave.
cash and gift card are always accepted, but not appreciated nearly as much. it is such a half-assed way to give a gift.
cash and gift card are always accepted, but not appreciated nearly as much. it is such a half-assed way to give a gift.
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: TheGoodGuy on December 21, 2004, 01:35:44 AM
Post by: TheGoodGuy on December 21, 2004, 01:35:44 AM
hey santa,
how about sending some eibiach springs and shocks for my car so i can lower and be all Bling Bling. I also need that bling bling sound system yo! And since you are in a giving mood how about a honda silverwing ABS while you are at it. Oh yeah peace to the world too..
I will make sure I leave the milk & brown cookies laced with greens just for you.
how about sending some eibiach springs and shocks for my car so i can lower and be all Bling Bling. I also need that bling bling sound system yo! And since you are in a giving mood how about a honda silverwing ABS while you are at it. Oh yeah peace to the world too..
I will make sure I leave the milk & brown cookies laced with greens just for you.
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Blueknyt on December 21, 2004, 03:06:05 AM
Post by: Blueknyt on December 21, 2004, 03:06:05 AM
Clothing for those whom shiver, Food for those whom hunger, Medicine for those whom are ill, and a warm embrace for those whom are lonely.
Never it seems that for one day this can be accomplished in its entirty.
Monday morning 12/20/04 5am, i cooked 3 dozen eggs, 4 cans of biscuts, 3 packets of bacon,3 packets of ground sausage, and toasted 3 loaves of bread with butter all from my own kitchen. I gathered roughly 12 blankets 4 pairs of shoes, and 2 garbage bags of old clothing from around my block (over 6 months)
i went to an area known for homeless folk, and fed some, clothed some, and talked to many, i recived hugs,handshakes, and endless thankyou's.
even though im broke this week, i think i spent 20$ in food, and 5$ in gas, and helped better then 16 people. not saying save the world. im asking to pick about an hour, and help 1 or 2.
Never it seems that for one day this can be accomplished in its entirty.
Monday morning 12/20/04 5am, i cooked 3 dozen eggs, 4 cans of biscuts, 3 packets of bacon,3 packets of ground sausage, and toasted 3 loaves of bread with butter all from my own kitchen. I gathered roughly 12 blankets 4 pairs of shoes, and 2 garbage bags of old clothing from around my block (over 6 months)
i went to an area known for homeless folk, and fed some, clothed some, and talked to many, i recived hugs,handshakes, and endless thankyou's.
even though im broke this week, i think i spent 20$ in food, and 5$ in gas, and helped better then 16 people. not saying save the world. im asking to pick about an hour, and help 1 or 2.
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on December 21, 2004, 06:03:26 AM
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on December 21, 2004, 06:03:26 AM
bravo blueknyt :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: , ive been "camping" before and it is no picnic :(
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: TheGoodGuy on December 21, 2004, 08:04:36 AM
Post by: TheGoodGuy on December 21, 2004, 08:04:36 AM
Quote from: The_good_guyhey santa,
how about sending some eibiach springs and shocks for my car so i can lower and be all Bling Bling. I also need that bling bling sound system yo! And since you are in a giving mood how about a honda silverwing ABS while you are at it. Oh yeah peace to the world too..
I will make sure I leave the milk & brown cookies laced with greens just for you.
by the way i was kidding about all that.. execpt for the world peace thing..
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: davipu on December 21, 2004, 12:38:47 PM
Post by: davipu on December 21, 2004, 12:38:47 PM
and I was just hoping Srinath whould read this and send me a set of springs. but no all of you had to twist it into a Christmas thing and make it seem like a letter to santa. do i need to wait till June to ask him?
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Michael on December 22, 2004, 05:10:43 AM
Post by: Michael on December 22, 2004, 05:10:43 AM
Quote from: BlueknytClothing for those whom shiver, Food for those whom hunger, Medicine for those whom are ill, and a warm embrace for those whom are lonely.
Never it seems that for one day this can be accomplished in its entirty.
Monday morning 12/20/04 5am, i cooked 3 dozen eggs, 4 cans of biscuts, 3 packets of bacon,3 packets of ground sausage, and toasted 3 loaves of bread with butter all from my own kitchen. I gathered roughly 12 blankets 4 pairs of shoes, and 2 garbage bags of old clothing from around my block (over 6 months)
i went to an area known for homeless folk, and fed some, clothed some, and talked to many, i recived hugs,handshakes, and endless thankyou's.
even though im broke this week, i think i spent 20$ in food, and 5$ in gas, and helped better then 16 people. not saying save the world. im asking to pick about an hour, and help 1 or 2.
There are no words! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: CAN_Porn*Star on December 22, 2004, 07:04:44 AM
Post by: CAN_Porn*Star on December 22, 2004, 07:04:44 AM
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: chinox22x on December 22, 2004, 07:18:14 AM
Post by: chinox22x on December 22, 2004, 07:18:14 AM
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: CAN_Porn*Star on December 22, 2004, 04:33:22 PM
Post by: CAN_Porn*Star on December 22, 2004, 04:33:22 PM
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Mk1inCali on December 23, 2004, 12:53:45 AM
Post by: Mk1inCali on December 23, 2004, 12:53:45 AM
Bravo Blueknyt!
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Phaedrus on October 08, 2005, 06:57:05 PM
Post by: Phaedrus on October 08, 2005, 06:57:05 PM
For Christmas My GS Wants: (hey the holiday season is coming...)
15 tooth sprocket (here are my teeth: :) )
Shock upgrade (here is my shocked look: :o )
New windscreen (hoping for a Zero gravity when it comes out :x )
Also, some face-less things my GS wants include some shorter stalk turn signals. :thumb:
15 tooth sprocket (here are my teeth: :) )
Shock upgrade (here is my shocked look: :o )
New windscreen (hoping for a Zero gravity when it comes out :x )
Also, some face-less things my GS wants include some shorter stalk turn signals. :thumb:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: vtlion on October 08, 2005, 07:00:47 PM
Post by: vtlion on October 08, 2005, 07:00:47 PM
for christmas I want...
to be done with school finally (9 years here) and earn a sallery commensruate with my experience and the difficulty of my job-responsibilities...
wish me luck :nana:
to be done with school finally (9 years here) and earn a sallery commensruate with my experience and the difficulty of my job-responsibilities...
wish me luck :nana:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: indestructibleman on October 08, 2005, 11:18:18 PM
Post by: indestructibleman on October 08, 2005, 11:18:18 PM
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: davipu on October 09, 2005, 08:50:15 AM
Post by: davipu on October 09, 2005, 08:50:15 AM
the phrase is "close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: SuZuki10 on October 09, 2005, 05:26:31 PM
Post by: SuZuki10 on October 09, 2005, 05:26:31 PM
Wow! Good job Dave...AND you even spelled the entire sentence correctly :thumb:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Roadstergal on October 09, 2005, 05:39:54 PM
Post by: Roadstergal on October 09, 2005, 05:39:54 PM
Quote from: SuZuki10Wow! Good job Dave...AND you even spelled the entire sentence correctly :thumb:
:thumb: :cheers:
I want a GS500F.
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: SuZuki10 on October 09, 2005, 06:15:37 PM
Post by: SuZuki10 on October 09, 2005, 06:15:37 PM
I want a pair of pants that make my ass look that hot! :lol:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: callmelenny on October 09, 2005, 06:17:10 PM
Post by: callmelenny on October 09, 2005, 06:17:10 PM
Quote from: SuZuki10I want a pair of pants that make my ass look that hot! :lol:
could be a stunt ass, we can't be sure with that helmet on :roll:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Phaedrus on October 09, 2005, 06:35:00 PM
Post by: Phaedrus on October 09, 2005, 06:35:00 PM
Quote from: SuZuki10I want a pair of pants that make my ass look that hot! :lol:
Find the average female, stick her on a fast motorcycle and put her in tight leathers. Given that scenario, it would be damn near impossible not to look hot. You'd have to try NOT to look hot.
Besides Amanda, you don't need leathers to make your ass look hot.
ooops did I say that out loud? :mrgreen:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Jazzzzz on October 09, 2005, 10:02:25 PM
Post by: Jazzzzz on October 09, 2005, 10:02:25 PM
Quote from: RoadstergalQuote from: SuZuki10Wow! Good job Dave...AND you even spelled the entire sentence correctly :thumb:
:thumb: :cheers:
I want a GS500F.
you'd just trade it in on something else
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: RVertigo on October 10, 2005, 11:05:04 AM
Post by: RVertigo on October 10, 2005, 11:05:04 AM
:lol: She would too!!!
To the fat man:
I'd like a snowy week long vacation to Whistler. That is all.
:thumb:
To the fat man:
I'd like a snowy week long vacation to Whistler. That is all.
:thumb:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Jake D on October 10, 2005, 11:59:08 AM
Post by: Jake D on October 10, 2005, 11:59:08 AM
Quote from: RVertigo:lol: She would too!!!
To the fat man:
I'd like a snowy week long vacation to Whistler. That is all.
:thumb:
+1 (went there last year, no snow :x ).
Or a trip to Dublin (which I am actually planning).
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: RVertigo on October 10, 2005, 12:32:59 PM
Post by: RVertigo on October 10, 2005, 12:32:59 PM
I think we'll see some nice snow this year... It's been getting cold and it's been raining...
I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed that I'll be snowboarding the day after thanksgiving!
We'll see though.
I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed that I'll be snowboarding the day after thanksgiving!
We'll see though.
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Thor S Magic Bathtub on October 11, 2005, 08:44:03 AM
Post by: Thor S Magic Bathtub on October 11, 2005, 08:44:03 AM
Quote from: Jake DQuote from: RVertigo
To the fat man:
I'd like a snowy week long vacation to Whistler. That is all.
:thumb:
+1 (went there last year, no snow :x ).
I think we deserve some good snow this year. I haven't been skiing (Yes, I ski :roll: ) in a couple years and I really hope to this year. But I'm not even gonna try if the season's like last year.
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: RVertigo on October 11, 2005, 12:36:57 PM
Post by: RVertigo on October 11, 2005, 12:36:57 PM
Quote from: Thor S Magic Bathtub(Yes, I ski :roll: )Doesn't matter if you Ski, Sled, Skiboard, Snowboard, etc...
As long as you're not an ass and know what hill you should be on, it's all good. :thumb:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: weaselnoze on October 11, 2005, 01:44:03 PM
Post by: weaselnoze on October 11, 2005, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: PhaedrusQuote from: SuZuki10I want a pair of pants that make my ass look that hot! :lol:
Find the average female, stick her on a fast motorcycle and put her in tight leathers. Given that scenario, it would be damn near impossible not to look hot. You'd have to try NOT to look hot.
Besides Amanda, you don't need leathers to make your ass look hot.
ooops did I say that out loud? :mrgreen:
yes. yes u did rich :lol: how come u didnt mention my ass??
amanda these are for u...
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: SuZuki10 on October 11, 2005, 02:54:42 PM
Post by: SuZuki10 on October 11, 2005, 02:54:42 PM
They have so many styles on ebay I just can't chose, but I never saw ones with guns sewn right into them. Thanks for lookin out for me and seeing to it that I get the best, and safest gear possible. :thumb:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: natedawg120 on October 11, 2005, 05:21:41 PM
Post by: natedawg120 on October 11, 2005, 05:21:41 PM
hoora for pink assless and crotchless chaps
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Alphamazing on October 11, 2005, 10:38:04 PM
Post by: Alphamazing on October 11, 2005, 10:38:04 PM
Easy, yet stylish access!
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Jazzzzz on October 11, 2005, 11:41:27 PM
Post by: Jazzzzz on October 11, 2005, 11:41:27 PM
I wouldn't call icon gear the best or the safest - overpriced and poorly styled though, fer sure! Even still, no guy in his right mind could turn down assless chaps.
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: RVertigo on October 12, 2005, 01:32:01 AM
Post by: RVertigo on October 12, 2005, 01:32:01 AM
Quote from: natedawg120hoora for pink assless and crotchless chaps+1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 :) +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 :) +1 +1 +1 :) +1 :) +1 +1 :) :) :) :) :) +1 +1 :) :) :)
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 12, 2005, 02:27:43 AM
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 12, 2005, 02:27:43 AM
Quote from: PhaedrusQuote from: SuZuki10I want a pair of pants that make my ass look that hot! :lol:
Find the average female, stick her on a fast motorcycle and put her in tight leathers. Given that scenario, it would be damn near impossible not to look hot. You'd have to try NOT to look hot.
Besides Amanda, you don't need leathers to make your ass look hot.
ooops did I say that out loud? :mrgreen:
. need we say more ? :thumb: btw rg, were not implying you're average :kiss:
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Blazinjr on October 12, 2005, 03:15:28 AM
Post by: Blazinjr on October 12, 2005, 03:15:28 AM
Quote from: RVertigoQuote from: natedawg120hoora for pink assless and crotchless chaps+1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 :) +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 :) +1 +1 +1 :) +1 :) +1 +1 :) :) :) :) :) +1 +1 :) :) :)
It is always a plus in my book. :thumb:
Hang a bull whip on the side and a ...... wait. I'll shut up now.
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: Roadstergal on October 12, 2005, 09:18:51 AM
Post by: Roadstergal on October 12, 2005, 09:18:51 AM
Quote from: JazzzzzI wouldn't call icon gear the best or the safest - overpriced and poorly styled though, fer sure!
I think the chaps are not intended to actually be worn on a motorcycle... at least, I hope not...
Title: letter to the fat man
Post by: RVertigo on October 12, 2005, 11:06:40 AM
Post by: RVertigo on October 12, 2005, 11:06:40 AM
As long as they're on a hot chick... All is good. :)