yeah, you know you have too much time on your hands and should have been out riding your bike more instead of posting here.
gives me something to do at work :mrgreen:
hehehe...congrats.
Im almost there...grrr
and besiders, i cant lift anything with my left arm, let alone ride, which i miss so damn much already :(
if I was you I whould be posting one word posts, but then I'd probably Buddha Loves You about it, so I guess this is better
what...
you.....
hell your not even a custom title member, fk-in noob. :P
mean....
like....
this??....
you either, noob
Quote from: davipuhell your not even a custom title member, fk-in noob. :P
Quote from: davipuyou either, noob
"Custom title.....I don't need no stinking custom title!!!
1000 posts and 55 cents will get you a coke. :roll:
Quote from: Stephen0727741000 posts and 55 cents will get you a coke. :roll:
damn....that's a cheap coke.....here on campus they're over $1.....is that with the thou-post discount card??....
I think i got the raw end of the deal
ive made an ass out of myself alot in an attempt to get a custom title, hell i totalled my bike thats gotta be worth somethin
a totalled bike is not really worth much :P
well back in the day someone mentioned something about quality of posts over quanity.
well around here screap goes for 60 a ton, bike weighs about 400 lbs, 1/5 of a ton......... I'll give you 12 bucks for it. :mrgreen:
That could be the same thing....for a very few people. :mrgreen:
It seems that most GS owners do not stay around here long enough to get that high.
Bah, my runnig engine is worth more than that lol.
OK THATS IT, im going on a hunger strike until i get a new title...starting.....................now!
We are now in minute 2 of the hunger strike, so far so good.
man that one handed net surfing really has to suck, especialy with all the free porn.....
I could really go for a burger and a beer right about now
Minute 10 of the hunger strike, i can already feel myself getting weaker....if i dont make it tell my mom i love her, and that im sorry i punted the poodle...
yes one handed sucks, especially since i do alot of data entry here at work, takes my twice as long now.....
....still hungry......
crap now im hallucinating....i see donald duck...yup
allright danny....I help you out....but I'm going the other way.....I'm on a constant consuming strike.....that's right....
....i'm going to keep eating untill I become a hmongous lard ass....then I'm going to go around sitting on all the GS's I can find.....I will attempt to break as many rear shocks as I can.....
....eventually I will come accross the GS of one of our fair and unruley moderators.....i'll plop my wickedly monstrous ass down on their comparitively little bikes (at least compared to the size of my ass)....and with one foul gust from my backside their GS will be split in two....
....now deal with that......
I truley appreciate your assistance in this matter. Unfortunately it has been an ungodly 15 min since i last had sustinence. I fear i may not make it as long as it takes you to look like the stay pufft dude, aim for the michelin man, hes got less rolls, yet hes still monstrously large.
I'll be worse then this!!!
(http://www.gstwins.com/gallery/albums/userpics/TRI001.jpg)
you know a post like that is how Dom got his title, fatass.
is it bad that i wanna giggle at that? Or whats worse that i can only day dream about his last meal...*drools* oohhh god im hungry, 20 min is to much, i need to stop drooling and start hording bodily fluids.
Quote from: davipuyou know a post like that is how Dom got his title, fatass.
so what did you do to become a "turdburgler"????...
I just weighed myself using a boyancy test in the employee bathroom. Last time half the toilet...err boyance device lost water, this time only a quarter. As you can see by my results, ive lost however much weight a quarter of the water in a toilet weighs...err boyancy tank.
I got it be being myself.
poor dave....
btw, i can count my ribs now...
so can I have your bike when you die?
Quote from: davipuso can I have your bike when you die?
what you want that crap heap of a honda????....oops....I meant scrap-heap.....
What would you do with the honda dave??
...still dying of hunger here....
i vote for bumping ur post count back to zero hehe. or something lower at least. the custom title should come after one reachs 1000 posts, w/o being an effin post whore. ehem
hey....if I want to whore out my posts that's my right as an american dammit..... :nana:
.....so....if somebody could please move this thread to the "Off-Topic" section then everythin' would look fine.... :thumb:
SHHHHUUUT UP Devon, i need to publicity on my hunger strike to get a new title. BTW, still wastin away, ive spotted 2 more ribs...
Danny....I'm up to a blistering 300lbs....that's right....so far I've scarfed down 2 packages of DOUBLE stuffed Oreos (hehehehe) and a package of whipped cream tubs (cool whips the one BABY).....now I'm going to work on the tasty-cakes....
....for dinner.....that's right folks......I'm going to Micky-D's.....gonna have me some double cheeseburger meals....top it off with a milkshake or three.....
....for desert I'm gonna stop by baskin robbins and have a couple ice cream cakes.... and I'll have a stick of butter for a midnight snack.....I can allready hear the suspension on my SV groan.....
Looks like i might live to see you balloon up to michelin man status. Way to go man!
UPDATE!!
My arm has just fallen off from lack of bone density and no muscle mass...dont ask how im typing.....
so......fullll......gotta wobble to class......gonna get some doritos on the way......
stay strong (or as it were, weak) danny.....keep up the good fight....
....fatman out.....
Later chubs, waddle carefully....
Yup, now my big toe is gone, dammit that was my favorite toe....
Po
shh tony, dont call edger that he might get mad.
....yup still starving.....
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Post whore!!!!!!!!
Do I have a custom title yet?
hell no, do i?
Dang, nope!!!!
Gotta go get ready for class in Hanford tonight...SUCKY!!!!!!!
Sell the CBR before I get back, will ya?
this thread has turned to gayness.
1. Never EVER apologize for punting a Poodle.... I like dogs but can't stand poodles... So punt away.
2. I think " Poodle Punter " would be a great custom title for Daniely...
I now return you to your regularly scheduled rambling...
So hungry.....that poodle looks soo goooododd........
BTW looks like im moving to SD w/ Tony, kick ass!
I'd probably try to stuff that motor in a gs frame or I's get it as straight as I reasonably can put some high travel susp parts on it, and some sand paddles and go play in the dunes. if at a last resort all that dosn't work or i crash some more, and it still runs, there are a few bigbear parts quads running around here that could use a 600 on them
LOL nice
don't you have anything better to do than surf the net all day?
Nope, i only got one arm man, gimmie a break.
didn't you already get a brake?
I vote Danny gets "longest lasting incorrect signature" as his title.
ahh....what a night.....spent the last two hours at an all you can eat smorgesbourge(?).....had some biscuits n gravy, fried chicken, chicken dumplings, hot wings, some pizza.....a couple helpings of cake topped w/ ice cream.....the weight sure is piling on....up to 325.....
....course then I dropped 10 lbs on the crapper......that was a quadruple flusher....I used up a whole super-sized roll of TP....I don't think my wife is goin in there anytime soon.....
.....I just sat down for a snack of chips n dip.....I'll try to get up to 350 tomorrow.....wife's gettin an early start....she's making a few dozen pancakes for my early breakfast.......I'm now on a hobbit's eating schedule......
UUUUMMMMMM Ice cold COKE, damn Im thirsty right now. Soon Ill be a member, maybe in a month.
If I can concentrate, I'll get there eventually (1K+ group)...John, could you give me something like 12000 posts? I'd really not like that...In fact, I'd pay you NOT to give me that many posts and a correspondingly cool custom title.
Please please please????? Pretty please?
*cough*asskisser*cough*
Yup still wasting away, I am however glad to hear that the weight gain battle is going well on devons front. Please, think of your health, we want to be as unhealthy as possible here. I havent eaten (according to the board) since 1:20 pm today. Im doin well, ive lost an arm and 3 toes, feels like my nose is goin next, but i cant see it to tell. Just have to wait and see...
gtn ard 2 typ......chby fingrs cnt fnd kys....gt new kybrd 2morw...
(yes im still bumping it)
We are now in early to mid day number 2. I;m now typing with two fingers as thats all i have left. Is it bad when you exhale and see dust?...
I will only eat once i have been give a custom title...
Quote from: DanielyI will only eat once i have been give a custom title...
i think you are going to be very hungry
I guess I really don't need anything to post about on here.
you sure dont..
...down to one finger now...
thats a talented finger
indeed sir.
:nana: thats about as talented as my fingers get... ask my wife :o
Custon title 4 U Mastrind.
Oh how I love assigning custom titles to noobs and nooblets :mrgreen:
ooooohhhhh mannn.....today I was bad.....I broke into a frit-o-lay truck and ate to my hearts content.....I'm getting close to the 400 limit....I had to buy a new bed today....my wife refuses to sleep with me now (DAMN YOU DANNY BOY).....
....she was nice enough to pick up a flat-bed truck to use as transportation now.....unfortunately my SV gave way earlier today....I've still got to remove the seat that was swallowed by my enormous ass earlier.....I'll be listing it on ebay soon, except for the seat....hopefully I'll pass that one here in a little bit.....
.....how's typing with your nose danny??....
Today at approximately 2:50 PM Devon G Mastrin, known to most of you as mastrind, popped from eating to much. He had been on a massive eating strike for the past 24 hours, and had incurred an extra 152 lbs of weight. Apparently he was not able to pass enough bowel movements because of what appears to be seat stuck in his rectum. His body expelled the waste the only way possible, spontaneous combustion.
He leaves behind a wife and daughter, and 1.5 motorcycles. He will be thoroughly missed by all who knew him, that is to say that really nobody will miss him. And what of the eating strike, did he get his message accross? Only time will tell.
For GS500 News, this is SV Devon saying Good Night and ride safe, back to Danny.
Bah, poor devon....he will be missed, as will the seat of his purdy SV...
Myself, im still on a hunger strike until i get a new title....im using a pen in my mouth to type as i no longer ahave apendages....I hope this battle is over soon....
Dedicated to the large memory of Devon...
19idontknow - 2005 *POP*
*UPDATE*
I just had a fly maneuver very close to my mouth, I was VERY tempted to eat him, but i though better of it due to my mission. Instead, i tried to blow him out of the way, and nothing but dust came out. Can you drink water on a huger strike?? I think that may prolong my existence long enough to see a custom title....
Im off to math now, hopefully no one will notice, i will update my condition between classes later.......
mmmmmm ephedra and baked potatos
Mashed all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!
interesting topics
i can't wait till danileys jaw falls off so he has to use his nose
or maybe stick something in his ear
That'll never happen, I just talked to him on the phone and he was jabbering away like he was almost fully healthy...Almost as if he was faking this whole wasting away deal just to get a custom title....
I'm officially suspicious!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: I think I gave Daniely a good title :lol:
My girlfriend makes me sit when I pee at home because she complained that I would pee on the seat.
Ok, I'm lying...whenever I miss the seat I just blame it on the dog which uses the toilet as his water dish.
Quote from: DomMy girlfriend makes me sit when I pee at home because she complained that I would pee on the seat..
You're just jealous :lol:
I'm tearing out the toilet and putting in a urinal. That way my whole house can smell like a urinal cake. The pink ones. And I'm getting some of those bullseyes to throw in there.
OH GLORIOUS DAY!!! THE HUNGER STRIKE IS OVER!! Granted i no longer have a tounge to help eat, I think it will grow back over the next couple days. Woohoo!!! You will not Pop in vain Devon!
Dang it all...
(....from the grave....)....don't forget to wipe.....B....E....E....A.....T....C....H....!!!!
and don't give me any of that "leave the seat down" crap.....see ya on the other side!!!!
haha the stinky kid from cowtown didn't get a title. neener neener neeener
and you diaper boy, quit with that ruckus over there.
and just to be a post whore.....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
GIVE ME A TITLE ALREADY!!!!!!
(BOLTS UPRIGHT IN HIS GRAVE)
WTF!!!!????.....dammit I definatly don't wear diapers.....they're called DEPENDS.....get it right....punk.....
but seriously....man.....look....I didn't ask for a custom title....in fact I recall saying that I didn't want one....so why don't you take mine and stick on Tony (Mk1inCali).....he's the one (besides Danny) that wanted (and started threads begging for) a custom title.....
....I was just sticking up for the little....er....skinny guy.....SHEESH.....
ROFL, you two got suckered. And with good ones too ROFL.........
I started laughin when I saw mastrind's, but Daniely's made me about wet myself. ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(Magical elixer of life is poured into what's left of mouth.....POOF!!!)
"I stand before you all once again.....and somehow back at my pre-total-fat-ass weight.....and now back to the theme of this post..."
only 749 posts to go....
748....
(pours magical elixer of life onto SV.....POOF)
"Groooowwwllll (rumble.....rumble.....rumble.....rumble)"....gotta love that 2bros pipe....
anyways....
747....
746...
(dammit....I'm always one number off....I'm gonna be here for a while....)
745.....
744.....
lol good times.
heeheehehehehe :lol:
the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for desert.... good morning everybody
Im having a diet pepsi for breakfast before my doctors app to get my shoulder examined in an hour. It doesnt hurt as bad now, i have ALOT of movement, but this pesky bone is still sticking up...hmm...
736....
735...
734....
Danny, I had that injury. Mine came with broken ribs (got in a fight in the parking lot after a Royals game).
And if John is giving out custom titles: I was always fond of:
"Once killed a bat with a tennis racket".
This thread is too much. :mrgreen:
Just reading down this page alone..... turdburglars and diaper wearers and sitting to pee, oh my.
Tempting as it seems with the above examples, I think I'll stick with the system generated names :lol:
733....
...trust me....this thread is gonna get bumped for a LOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG time.....
no its no...shaZam! your right....
Dang you guys and your lack of real work during the day!!!!!
shh the boss might get wise...
You mean the one that is usually gone, talking on the phone or flirting with his secretary?
His fiance, get it right, sheesh
727....
how many posts do i have
Not
Nearly
Enough
Yet
Still
Entirely
Too
Freakin'
Many
Man
Get
It?
12 posts (in less than 5 minutes) that are utterly useless...
I hope you are donating money to the board for all this wasted bandwidth
Hmm i should, i could use a GStwin sticker anyways :).
You bet I am. I donated, and am due another sticker buying spree anytime now!
cool... waste away then...lol :lol:
my first 8 page thread, yeay!
Quote from: davipumy first 8 page thread, yeay!
you're welcome......
btw....I'll order some decals this week....
oh yeah....
...724.....
just didn't want to fall to far from grace (ie the top)...
721.....
bought a decal today.... :nana:
705.....
hehe... made ya feel guilty! :lol: :nana:
Support the site!
664.....and counting....I couldn't let this fall to far away....
I forgot what we were talking about...
baaaaaahahahahahahaha fart smeller
so i have been eating refried beans all day just for you
Two to go. Love the bike and this forum.
C.......
This Bud's for me. Has it been almost a year now? Jeez I need to get a life. :lol: Love the little twin 500 and this forum is fine.
C.......
636 and a wake up....
Quote from: mastrind....and for what it's worth....that's a pic of my wife up there in the corner
wife looks really good with a shiny dome and red eyes :lol:
ok....time to update ye olde signature line....again....but at least you can't call me daniely....
well I think I whould rather sit to pee than, wear a diaper
why...in my diaper I don't have to stop for bathroom breaks....besides have you seen the potties at the rest stops....no friggin way I'm sittin in there....
ehh that's why you just go around the back
...maybe you like to take it "in the backside"....but not me....
Being a fart smeller isn't that bad, I can just ride away when the stench gets too thick to bear. Plus, it's a perfect icebreaker on first dates. Would you please cut the cheese and let me sample?
isn't that why you have to wear a diaper. something to do with a loss of control caused by sexual relations?
WTF? this last week I have been accused of being ghey like 4 times a f%$king day every day, ok not that many but enough to make me question my sexuality, serious question; do i come off as being ghey?
seriously.....no.....but then again you are a turdburglar....
625....and a wake up.... :cheers:
ok, I'll make you a deal, put the good pic back up, and I'll give you a hundred posts of mine
I reached that pinnacle of a thousand posts last nite and it was so anti-climactic...no jubilation, ecstasy did not exist, no sparklers were flying through the air; in other words it was a real let-down. So for Mastrind, Weazelnose and others trying to reach that height...byob because the bar is closed. Love that wonderful two-wheeled beast we call the Baby GS and this forum too.
C.......