WELL 2 am last night, my mom comes running in telling me two little mexican dudes are breaking into my truck. I run out with a golf club like a fuggin maniac, tripping over my own shoe laces trying not to fall asleep again, by then my neighbors had chased them off. (no one thought to follow them until after the fact). My neighbor down the street sat on the phone with the PD saying "Yup hes wearing a white sweater with khakis, hes runnign right at me, and there he goes past me down the street...."...GEE THANKS YA FUCKTARDS!!! These were just two teenagers....same ones that did this before, except before we tracked down their car and kicked the crap out of it with them inside. You wanna know what they took?
JUST MY FACEPLATE TO MY MP3 PLAYER!! DAMN thats annoying, my deducatble is to high to bother claiming it, had they not been scared off and managed to steal my 1000w amp, and my subs, and HELL MY SCHOOL BOOKS (which by far were the most expensive things in the truck, THANKS STANDARD EDUCATION SYSTEM!), but no, just the fooken faceplate...
Tonight, im printing out a sign to put on the windshield of the truck that says...
"Drop sack and steal the fuckin truck you pansy's!" (and im gonna leave my spare set of keys in it).
At least then I can get some cash out of it, the trucks got full coverage..DAMN this pisses me off....
I took the stereo, amp and subs outta my car when i got it. Too bad you didn't get a swing at one of 'em, just as well cause then they'd come back with more firepower. Sorry for the hassle. :cheers:
im seriously leavin a set of keys in the Buddha Loves You from now on...
that's why when I lived in town (instead of this suburban hell) I slept with my shotty.
hey if your just going to do that, atleast let me steal it I could use some parts.....
If you wanna steal it be my guest, just make sure no one finds it for a long long time, that way i get the cash, AND the option to buy it back later...
Come to my house and get the keys, you drive away, no questions asked. oh and break a window for good measure..
Im not kidding, I will hand my keys to the first person that comes to my house as long as you break a window (ON THE TRUCK!) PM me for my address :).
can I brake a spare window? and how long can you give me for a head start?
i'm too lazy to do it. just have it shipped here, and tell the popo that it was stolen
you know what's really funny, I was listening to AC/DC's I feel safe in NYC when this thread poped up. wanna buy a mp3 faceplate?
lol, my buddy's actually volunteered to take care of it for me after i take whats left of my stereo out....lol i have good friends.
if youre serious, i wouldnt say another word, but hell id help a person out prollypark it for a few months lol, then again im over 2k mi away
well no dice, KBB is to low to even risk trying, lol. Plus i was able to find a face plate on ebay so ill have my stereo again in a day or two. PLUS ive got some new interior parts commin via ebay soon, so when i trade the truck its upt o par.
Shoot 'em with a paintball gun, make sure the paint is some yellow or pink :guns: Then send the cops after them. Shoot them a couple times in the nuts, don't aim for the face unless you like getting sued.
As for golf clubs, i'd go for a 3 or 5 iron over a wood. One shot with an iron, they aren't going to walk away.
Well actually i now have the 6 iron by my bedroom door. Not quite a 1 but not quite as feirce as a 9. Figured a 6 was just about right, besides i wouldnt wanna end up slicing such a nice shot...
ok you guys are thinking too small here, just get the shotty, put a couple in his knees, throw him the back of the truck, take him home to his mother and shoot both of them, problem solved. and you just made the world a better place.
Shotty...cute word from such a warped and evil man...
what, like that sure was a good kitty cat I had for dinner, cats are so good they taste just like chicken.
Quote from: davipuwhat, like that sure was a good kitty cat I had for dinner, cats are so good they taste just like chicken.
not to mention they are free just shoot them and take them home
don't even need to leave the city to go hunting
you probably just bought you're own faceplate back from the bastards...
Bienvenido a los estados unidos.
Your probably right but i wont have the truck much longer so I dont care. Im trading it for a 2001 929RR, im then gonna sell that 929 and buy a 600RR (or the like).
NOW you're talking... :cheers:
I'm gonna be surrounded by Hondas!!!!!!!
Tony you got to spell it right, it's Honduh?
That must mean that honda is doin somethin right :).
hey danny, why don't you put your gear on and practice falling over?
HA, I did that thank you very much. Arent you about 3 or 4 beers behind schedule? hehe
na, I had a couple for breakfast, I am good
I don't even know what to say...
:cheers:
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