Title: uhhhg
Post by: That guy on May 05, 2005, 07:50:42 AM
Post by: That guy on May 05, 2005, 07:50:42 AM
Just woke up. I have no clue why the first thing i did was go to this site. I am so hung over. Countless pitchers of seirra nevada and karl strauss. excuse me while a vomit.
:cheers:
:cheers:
Title: uhhhg
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 07:59:17 AM
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 07:59:17 AM
I'm REALLY hung over.
Went bowling last night with my girlfriend, by buddies, and my girlfriend's buddies. Drank probably 50 beers. Then sang karaoke. I sang "Every Rose Has its Thorn", "My Own Worst Enemy" and "Flag Pole Sitta". This is the new gold standard for intoxication.
I'm pretty sure I wet the bed.
And tonight is poker night. For the first time since I can remember, I don't know if I have the heart for it.
Went bowling last night with my girlfriend, by buddies, and my girlfriend's buddies. Drank probably 50 beers. Then sang karaoke. I sang "Every Rose Has its Thorn", "My Own Worst Enemy" and "Flag Pole Sitta". This is the new gold standard for intoxication.
I'm pretty sure I wet the bed.
And tonight is poker night. For the first time since I can remember, I don't know if I have the heart for it.
Title: uhhhg
Post by: dgyver on May 05, 2005, 08:06:57 AM
Post by: dgyver on May 05, 2005, 08:06:57 AM
We play darts every Tuesday night so Wednesday is my hung over day. Getting too old for this......hmmmm coffee
Title: uhhhg
Post by: luke1645 on May 05, 2005, 08:25:05 AM
Post by: luke1645 on May 05, 2005, 08:25:05 AM
i wonder how long it will take davipu to chime in on this one
Title: uhhhg
Post by: davipu on May 05, 2005, 08:32:25 AM
Post by: davipu on May 05, 2005, 08:32:25 AM
not long, all you drinking noobs with your hangovers muaaaaaaaaaa. kids these days just don't know how to drink, sheeeeeet man, i went to bed at 2 last night, was up at 6 this morning making breakfast, wired and ready to go.
Title: uhhhg
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 08:37:39 AM
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 08:37:39 AM
I don't think Davipu actually drinks. I think it is his way of swimming against the current.
But on the bright side, I am the only one that actually made it to work today. Everybody else called in sick.
But on the bright side, I am the only one that actually made it to work today. Everybody else called in sick.
Title: uhhhg
Post by: dgyver on May 05, 2005, 08:38:35 AM
Post by: dgyver on May 05, 2005, 08:38:35 AM
If you never stop drinking then you won't get hung over.
Title: uhhhg
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 08:40:34 AM
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 08:40:34 AM
I am still drunk. No doubt. I won't get hung over until after lunch.
Title: uhhhg
Post by: That guy on May 05, 2005, 09:26:51 AM
Post by: That guy on May 05, 2005, 09:26:51 AM
:lol: you guys are a riot haha. good sh*t
Title: uhhhg
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 10:01:21 AM
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 10:01:21 AM
I'm heading to Taco Bell.
I feel as though I may puke.
I feel as though I may puke.
Title: uhhhg
Post by: davipu on May 05, 2005, 10:04:58 AM
Post by: davipu on May 05, 2005, 10:04:58 AM
interesting idea Jake, I think I'll ponder it over a beer.....
Title: uhhhg
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 10:46:52 AM
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 10:46:52 AM
Back from Taco Bell.
I had three crunchy tacos and two enchirittos.
I've gone from 12% functional capacity to about 32%. I am going to lock the door to my office and take a nap.
I had three crunchy tacos and two enchirittos.
I've gone from 12% functional capacity to about 32%. I am going to lock the door to my office and take a nap.
Title: uhhhg
Post by: dgyver on May 05, 2005, 10:58:32 AM
Post by: dgyver on May 05, 2005, 10:58:32 AM
Quote from: Jake DI'm heading to Taco Bell.At least you will have a flavorable puke.
I feel as though I may puke......
.......Back from Taco Bell.
I had three crunchy tacos and two enchirittos.
Title: uhhhg
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 11:18:50 AM
Post by: Jake D on May 05, 2005, 11:18:50 AM
Just woke up. Nap right at 20 minutes. Ah.
As soon as blood goes back into the right foot, I'll unlock the office door.
Wishing I had more Taco Bell, but probably function at a 64% capacity right now.
Ultra nice!
As soon as blood goes back into the right foot, I'll unlock the office door.
Wishing I had more Taco Bell, but probably function at a 64% capacity right now.
Ultra nice!