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Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: john on May 16, 2005, 02:59:03 PM
http://www.czabe.com/mediaclips/index.shtml?a=showclip&id=292

Hello Darwin?  I'd like to introduce a couple people to ya...

*work safe* but turn volume down due to screams of pain & agony...
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: Jake D on May 16, 2005, 03:09:29 PM
Let's play "attempt to diagnose those injuries"!

Yellow pants kid:
Broken coxyx
Ruptured vertebre, L4-L5 (welcome to a life of incontinence!)
Broken left tibia
Ruptured spleen

Blue jeans kid:
3-4 broken ribs
Herniated disk
Cracked pelvis

Banquet table:
Broken in half
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: john on May 16, 2005, 03:15:51 PM
Yea, they'll recover for now, but later in life they'll be hurting.

Sadly they will still be able to add to the ever shallowing gene pool.

Too bad the cameraman didn't include the comment "Hey, hold my beer while I do this" in the video.
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: Daniely on May 16, 2005, 03:21:54 PM
Followed by: "I bet i can do it better..."
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: Mat on May 16, 2005, 04:25:26 PM
you can do it twice as high
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: juno on May 16, 2005, 04:42:55 PM
:o
That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.  Other than the moron trying to jump his sports bike into a dumpster and missed.

But seriously, that guy in blue is lucky he didn't get a broken neck.
Title: Tards!!
Post by: Catcams on May 16, 2005, 04:43:02 PM
As in retards!!
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: JetSwing on May 16, 2005, 04:47:13 PM
just listen to the kid holding the camera...

"you guys ok?"

"ok dude, what's wrong?"

this is depressing...are the kids really that dumb??
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: Daniely on May 16, 2005, 04:51:47 PM
<--- No sound at work...
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: VersOne on May 16, 2005, 06:46:56 PM
Lucky they didn't compress their spine and lose their ability to WALK!

Landing on your head is NOT cool.

Jonah
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: john on May 16, 2005, 07:28:05 PM
Quote from: VersOneLucky they didn't compress their spine and lose their ability to WALK!

Landing on your head is NOT cool.

Jonah

Keep in mind that nerve damage occurrs when the swelling starts.  Very possibly one if not both could have suffered nerve damage from this most truly stupid escapade.

and YES, kids really are that dumb.
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: raylarrabee on May 17, 2005, 07:30:05 AM
how many of these idiots would it take to kill a lion?
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: dgyver on May 17, 2005, 07:42:57 AM
"Hey y'all, watch this!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/dgyver/smilies/coocoo.gif)
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: roguegeek on May 17, 2005, 08:23:55 AM
I feel sorry for the table more than I do the kids.
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: cozy on May 17, 2005, 09:08:06 AM
I bet they don't seek medical treatment -  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: gazingwa on May 17, 2005, 09:33:39 AM
who says they have insurance or can afford the treatment?
:dunno:
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: cozy on May 17, 2005, 10:13:30 AM
Quote from: gazingwawho says they have insurance or can afford the treatment?
:dunno:

Neither of those can make a difference when overpowered by such a display of stupidity.
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: Jake D on May 17, 2005, 11:02:50 AM
Let he who has not been injured in a horrible back yard wrestling accident cast the first stone!!!!
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: RVertigo on May 17, 2005, 11:26:07 AM
HA HA HA!!!  "I got an idea!  I'll hold you over my shoulder and jump off the roof onto a table...  What do you think?"

"BRILLIANT!!!"

WTF were they thinking?  :dunno:

I think it's a three-way tie for biggest moron with these two guys:
Banana Fire (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/bananafire.html) and Fire Shot (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=firedrink.wmv)
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: 70 Cam Guy on May 17, 2005, 02:57:48 PM
Quote from: dgyver"Hey y'all, watch this!"

"You can do it twice as fast"

...oops that was another video. :lol:

Sometimes I wonder at what point in the day do they decide something like this would be a good idea.  At least they taped it for our entertainment
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: pizzleboy on May 18, 2005, 10:48:58 AM
WTF is going though your head before trying something like this??
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: RVertigo on May 18, 2005, 11:43:26 AM
Quote from: pizzleboyWTF is going though your head before trying something like this??
I think the answer is...  NOTHING!
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: raylarrabee on May 18, 2005, 02:07:43 PM
Quote from: pizzleboyWTF is going though your head before trying something like this??


probably whatever they covered that day at GED class.
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: Michael on May 18, 2005, 02:22:52 PM
Quote from: cozyI bet they don't seek medical treatment -  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
I'll bet they did.  And they would have been a PITA for the ER staff.  They would have demanded to be seen immediately, over anyone else who may be just as unwell but not self-inflicted.  They would have demanded to be rendered completely pain-free instantly, and would have expected to be completely cured and be able to leave the ER for the pub within an hour.  They would not have followed any of the instructions of the staff regarding keeping still, avoiding food and drink in preparation for OR, or not smoking prior to an anaesthetic.
And when the inevitable bad outcome occurred, they would blame anyone but themselves.
And they still wouldn't understand why everyone else had so little respect for them.  :roll:
Title: If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 18, 2005, 09:29:02 PM
Quote from: RVertigo
Quote from: pizzleboyWTF is going though your head before trying something like this??
I think the answer is...  NOTHING!
. or some type of illegal substance :?