Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: jiggersplat on June 28, 2005, 07:39:32 AM
Post by: jiggersplat on June 28, 2005, 07:39:32 AM
this bike makes me horny. i would have sex with this bike if it were biologically possible.
http://www.motorcycledaily.com/18september04_bmw_k1200r.htm
http://www.rubbermag.com/bikes/05_BMW_K1200R.html
(http://www.bmwk1200s.com/Images/k1200r-hp.jpg)
(http://www.bmwk1200s.com/Images/K12R1.jpg)
http://www.motorcycledaily.com/18september04_bmw_k1200r.htm
http://www.rubbermag.com/bikes/05_BMW_K1200R.html
(http://www.bmwk1200s.com/Images/k1200r-hp.jpg)
(http://www.bmwk1200s.com/Images/K12R1.jpg)
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: davipu on June 28, 2005, 07:42:27 AM
Post by: davipu on June 28, 2005, 07:42:27 AM
exaust sex is the best. :thumb:
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: Church6360 on June 28, 2005, 08:16:30 AM
Post by: Church6360 on June 28, 2005, 08:16:30 AM
it is amazingly hot, like if a busa moved to germany, lost its inhibitions and bodywork, and started going out late to hardcore industrial dance clubs.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: hulap0pr on June 28, 2005, 08:58:14 AM
Post by: hulap0pr on June 28, 2005, 08:58:14 AM
I agree. I too would have relations with this bike.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: dionysus on June 28, 2005, 09:19:51 AM
Post by: dionysus on June 28, 2005, 09:19:51 AM
In the exhaust is a delicate procedure, to hot and you'll end up with a hot dog, to cold and you'll stick like a tung to cold metal.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: GT Eye on June 28, 2005, 09:25:54 AM
Post by: GT Eye on June 28, 2005, 09:25:54 AM
I think this bike is like the ugly girl that you bang coz she does some freaky things. Ugly, but hot.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: Roadstergal on June 28, 2005, 09:29:16 AM
Post by: Roadstergal on June 28, 2005, 09:29:16 AM
If they made a bike with that styling that was sub-liter and lighter, I would buy it in a heartbeat.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: Recreational_Anxiety on June 28, 2005, 09:42:22 AM
Post by: Recreational_Anxiety on June 28, 2005, 09:42:22 AM
Quote from: davipuexaust sex is the best. :thumb:
You need a little foreplay first. Squat over the rear tire with your balls resting on it, then do a burnout. This may become a threesome as you might need assistance with the throttle. While you're doing this you can rub her seat a bit. Don't reach around too far as you may loose interest when you find out she has a petcock.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: dionysus on June 28, 2005, 09:48:14 AM
Post by: dionysus on June 28, 2005, 09:48:14 AM
Quote from: Recreational_AnxietyQuote from: davipuexaust sex is the best. :thumb:
You need a little foreplay first. Squat over the rear tire with your balls resting on it, then do a burnout. This may become a threesome as you might need assistance with the throttle. While you're doing this you can rub her seat a bit. Don't reach around too far as you may loose interest when you find out she has a petcock.
That shouldn't be too big a shock, once you realize you are her petcock.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: davipu on June 28, 2005, 10:08:55 AM
Post by: davipu on June 28, 2005, 10:08:55 AM
just don't pet the petcock. you may find it hard to get into the off posiotion.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: raylarrabee on June 28, 2005, 12:06:32 PM
Post by: raylarrabee on June 28, 2005, 12:06:32 PM
it looks like something that would chase you in a sci-fi horror movie...and I mean chase you with nobody riding it.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: dgyver on June 28, 2005, 12:08:56 PM
Post by: dgyver on June 28, 2005, 12:08:56 PM
Yeah, it reminds me of a Transformer.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: 97gs500e on June 28, 2005, 01:06:56 PM
Post by: 97gs500e on June 28, 2005, 01:06:56 PM
looks cool, looks real cool..
but if I know anything about bmw, wouldn't this bike be shaft driven?
Chains are meant for sport bikes..
but if I know anything about bmw, wouldn't this bike be shaft driven?
Chains are meant for sport bikes..
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: scratch on June 28, 2005, 01:16:02 PM
Post by: scratch on June 28, 2005, 01:16:02 PM
You haven't ridden a '76 R90S or an '82 Yamaha Vision...or even an '82 650 Maxim! (the first two are sportbikes, the third is a cruiser that can lean to 47 degrees.) Shaft effect can make you a better, smoother (on the throttle) rider.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: Lukewarm Wilson on June 28, 2005, 03:42:35 PM
Post by: Lukewarm Wilson on June 28, 2005, 03:42:35 PM
Quote from: RoadstergalIf they made a bike with that styling that was sub-liter and lighter, I would buy it in a heartbeat.
your wish may soon be granted in the form of a light weight twin version of the bike between 600 - 800cc :thumb: :cheers:
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: stefman722 on June 28, 2005, 03:58:21 PM
Post by: stefman722 on June 28, 2005, 03:58:21 PM
Why for some reason do i actually love this bike? I usually hate naked bikes, but for some strange reason, i want this bike over the 750 gixxer. :dunno: I am in love. :oops:
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: chbix on June 28, 2005, 04:06:15 PM
Post by: chbix on June 28, 2005, 04:06:15 PM
Quote from: dionysusQuote from: Recreational_AnxietyQuote from: davipuexaust sex is the best. :thumb:
You need a little foreplay first. Squat over the rear tire with your balls resting on it, then do a burnout. This may become a threesome as you might need assistance with the throttle. While you're doing this you can rub her seat a bit. Don't reach around too far as you may loose interest when you find out she has a petcock.
That shouldn't be too big a shock, once you realize you are her petcock.
this is just one of those conversations that is disgusting in itself but you cant resist laughing your arse off.
I still am not sure if i like that bike or not....... I do but I dont but ....oh hell ill hump it.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: Roadstergal on June 28, 2005, 05:47:57 PM
Post by: Roadstergal on June 28, 2005, 05:47:57 PM
Quote from: Lukewarm WilsonQuote from: RoadstergalIf they made a bike with that styling that was sub-liter and lighter, I would buy it in a heartbeat.
your wish may soon be granted in the form of a light weight twin version of the bike between 600 - 800cc :thumb: :cheers:
Hmm, I'd have to replace something...
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: Lukewarm Wilson on June 28, 2005, 06:22:55 PM
Post by: Lukewarm Wilson on June 28, 2005, 06:22:55 PM
Quote from: RoadstergalHmm, I'd have to replace something...
The guzzi
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: FedExMike24 on June 29, 2005, 12:57:57 AM
Post by: FedExMike24 on June 29, 2005, 12:57:57 AM
Im trying to decide on either an SV1000 or YZF600r as my next bike. But Im a huge fan of BMW. ( BMW just bought the F1 team Sauber, Should be an interesting season next year)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/FedExMike/DSC00942.jpg)
I just cant afford a bimmer bike right now.
BTW, that car in sport mode is a beast! (04 3.0 Z4 roadster)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/FedExMike/DSC00942.jpg)
I just cant afford a bimmer bike right now.
BTW, that car in sport mode is a beast! (04 3.0 Z4 roadster)
Title: Re: bmw k1200r
Post by: Dr. Love on June 29, 2005, 08:20:26 AM
Post by: Dr. Love on June 29, 2005, 08:20:26 AM
Quote from: jiggersplatLord Vader, your bike is here.
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: stefman722 on June 29, 2005, 10:05:36 AM
Post by: stefman722 on June 29, 2005, 10:05:36 AM
Quote from: FedExMike24Im trying to decide on either an SV1000 or YZF600r as my next bike. But Im a huge fan of BMW. ( BMW just bought the F1 team Sauber, Should be an interesting season next year)
I just cant afford a bimmer bike right now.
BTW, that car in sport mode is a beast! (04 3.0 Z4 roadster)
Getting rid of ur bike already? its a 2005
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: JMyrick on June 29, 2005, 10:24:33 AM
Post by: JMyrick on June 29, 2005, 10:24:33 AM
:lol: Dr. Love :lol:
Title: bmw k1200r
Post by: FedExMike24 on June 29, 2005, 07:52:38 PM
Post by: FedExMike24 on June 29, 2005, 07:52:38 PM
No im not getting rid of it, Just looking ahead to when I do get rid of it.