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Title: Ancient schlong found
Post by: Roadstergal on July 26, 2005, 11:06:05 AM

and it's still hard...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4713323.stm

For those of you still on the English system, that's 7.8 inches. :P

Title: Ancient schlong found
Post by: davipu on July 26, 2005, 11:08:58 AM

so who pulled the sword out of the stone?

Title: Re: Ancient schlong found
Post by: pantablo on July 26, 2005, 11:24:14 AM

Quote from: Roadstergaland it's still hard...

... that's 7.8 inches. :P

you doing some "research"? :thumb:

Title: Re: Ancient schlong found
Post by: Roadstergal on July 26, 2005, 11:44:00 AM

Quote from: pantabloyou doing some "research"? :thumb:

When the only hard phallus around is a couple of thousand years old, you know things aren't going well...

Title: Ancient schlong found
Post by: RVertigo on July 26, 2005, 11:47:04 AM

I like the "Venus of Willendorf" sculpture... That's sexy!!

Title: Ancient schlong found
Post by: davipu on July 26, 2005, 11:52:42 AM

I keep offering..... :mrgreen:

Title: Ancient schlong found
Post by: Jake D on July 26, 2005, 12:05:20 PM

3 cm wide. HA!

Sadly, KY Jelly wasn't invented for another 2 millennia.

Title: Ancient schlong found
Post by: callmelenny on July 28, 2005, 11:45:53 AM

My favorite line

Quote"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints,"

That sounds like a great new euphemism for sex.

Hey baby, feel like knapping some flints tonight? :lol: :lol:

Title: Ancient schlong found
Post by: davipu on July 28, 2005, 12:03:31 PM

ok, I'm suprised no viagra jokes?

Title: Re: Ancient schlong found
Post by: '04gs500f on July 28, 2005, 12:42:02 PM

Quote from: Roadstergal
Quote from: pantabloyou doing some "research"? :thumb:

When the only hard phallus around is a couple of thousand years old, you know things aren't going well...

:dunno:

:dunno: just picking a fruit of vegie is easier than sculpting a stone phallus and polishing it :mrgreen: :cheers:

Title: Ancient schlong found
Post by: natedawg120 on July 28, 2005, 07:57:25 PM

Viagra jokes are old and busted, much like the guys who use it :lol:

Title: Ancient schlong found
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 31, 2005, 01:21:19 AM

yeah but just like viagra, they rise to the occasion :lol: :roll: :mrgreen:

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