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Title: Put him in his place
Post by: aqxea2500 on August 23, 2005, 06:56:48 PM

Well today I decided to do a tune up on the bike which has like 1400 miles now. So I got a new air filter, oil filter, oil, and spark plugs. After I was done it got nice and cloudy so I went out for a ride and this punk in a pontiac grand prix with a hood scoop and i think he had a super charger was harassing me for a while so we got to a stop sign and he called me a biker kitty cat or something like that so I revved up and wee took off at the same time I just dropped the clutch and the front came up for a seccond and went down :o well I beat that punk pretty good. HA HA we got up to like 65 before he backed off for a curve i just kept going. Man I hate people who talk shaZam! just to look cool or something well I put him in his place and I guess his girlfriend was not to proud of his loss. Well I hope you liked my badly written story. Have you guys had similar things happen?

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: ajgs500 on August 23, 2005, 07:00:42 PM

I like to let them think they are beating me and then blow by them. They usually back off real quick.

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: Frost on August 23, 2005, 07:04:04 PM

squid :nana: :mrgreen:

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: aqxea2500 on August 23, 2005, 07:05:08 PM

HA HA Yeah its great to toy with the little honda civics and crx's just let them think they are gonna win a blam fly past them :mrgreen:

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: Roadstergal on August 23, 2005, 07:06:09 PM

Quote from: ajgs500I like to let them think they are beating me and then blow by them. They usually back off real quick.

If you have a place that's known to you and known to have good visibility from previous runs and little surveillance... it can be entertaining to let them go by, then crank it so that when you pass, you are going much, much faster. But because of the previous two conditions, it's a rare pleasure - and I only do it if there's a third condition - the guy is really, really asking for it. 99% of the time, I let them go by, and they serve as good cop bait. :mrgreen:

A friend of mine has a M3 LTW (I posted a pic of it once). It really is a look-at-me car, as it's a dedicated track car. She knows the guy who had it beforehand, and he was once at a light when the guy on the sportbike next to him started to rev as if he wanted to race. Light turns green, guy pops a wheelie and promptly dumps it. LTW driver can hardly drive off for laughing.

So, if you're trying to impress, you typically end up looking like an ass, one way or another. :)

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: Frost on August 23, 2005, 07:06:13 PM

get a 15t sprocket and you'll smoke almost every car on the road off teh line...

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: ajgs500 on August 23, 2005, 07:12:23 PM

Ya I usually only run into these freaks when I leave work at 5:30 in the morning on the roads I travel all the time. I have the road memorized for all bumps, holes, etc. If the roads are slick or dewy I don't do it. I seriously only do it when they are asking for it and the coast is clear. Oh and this is about shift change for the cops so they really aren't interested in giving me a ticket. They are usually more interested in the prostitutes lining the road anyway.

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: TarzanBoy on August 23, 2005, 07:13:13 PM

Be careful popping that clutch. Its one of the things that I'm afraid of trying on my bike.

Had I been in your place, I would have probably revved the bike engine and then let the guy take off without me. Unless he's grossly uninformed and/or retarded, he should know that unless he's got a car that costs the same amount that your folks have left on their mortgage... then there's no way he'll outaccelerate a bike off the line.

IMO, life is too sweet and too short to waste obliging the ignorant.

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: aqxea2500 on August 23, 2005, 07:16:21 PM

I mean im not even looking for a race I was just crusing around trying to take turns harder and faster until this jerk ruined my fun. I almost went pee in my pants after the front lifted. I didnt think the gs would do a wheely that quick.

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: Frost on August 23, 2005, 07:16:45 PM

but it's so much fun!!!! 8) :nana:

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: Narcissus on August 23, 2005, 07:23:33 PM

I'm too much of a kitty cat to race but I woulda flipped into neutral, hopefully without him noticing, and revved like mad, then when the light turned green I woulda twisted the throttle harrrdd... then let up, flipped into first and leisurly driven away.

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: oppy00 on August 23, 2005, 07:42:28 PM

I would've just whipped out my pecker and a ruler. I mean if we're trying to see who's got a bigger chicken... :nana:

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: Narcissus on August 23, 2005, 07:51:55 PM

LOL!!! That woulda showed him up eh.

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: ajgs500 on August 23, 2005, 07:54:06 PM

Unfortunately I don't naturally have the equipment to do that!!!

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: 71buickfreak on August 23, 2005, 09:11:30 PM

OOOOHHH the truth rears it ugly head! ouch.

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: ajgs500 on August 23, 2005, 09:14:01 PM

Umm that would be because I have two X chromosomes thus making me ineligible for those parts ;) ;)

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: Narcissus on August 23, 2005, 09:16:05 PM

Lol then just ignoring him and his "beaut" of a car would be a bad enough burn.

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: ajgs500 on August 23, 2005, 09:30:56 PM

Normally I do but somedays..............

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: Jake D on August 24, 2005, 08:14:47 AM

Quote from: ajgs500Umm that would be because I have two X chromosomes thus making me ineligible for those parts ;) ;)

I thought that was a picture of you on your avatar! Huh.

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: knowlsey on August 24, 2005, 08:51:15 AM

Quote from: ajgs500Umm that would be because I have two X chromosomes thus making me ineligible for those parts ;) ;)

8) :)

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: Phaedrus on August 24, 2005, 09:05:46 AM

Quote from: Jake D
Quote from: ajgs500Umm that would be because I have two X chromosomes thus making me ineligible for those parts ;) ;)

I thought that was a picture of you on your avatar! Huh.

:lol:

And she could change her signature tagline to:

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy..." :P

Title: Put him in his place
Post by: ajgs500 on August 24, 2005, 10:15:28 AM

I could but that would be lying... only kiss girls sorry. Although I do find Jimi incredibly sexy. If I had 2 wishes 1) i would have lots of money and 2) I would be able to go back in time and hear him play live.

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