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Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: natedawg120 on August 27, 2005, 05:16:26 PM
To kill a coupla minutes, funny and true  :lol:  :lol:

http://www.wildboston.com/video.php?id=451
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: jake42 on August 27, 2005, 07:53:34 PM
okay,

how bout some real men's room stall writing.

My most recent favorite read.

"My balls are scrotastic!"

and underneath are huge, scrawled testicles replete with hair.
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: natedawg120 on August 27, 2005, 07:58:57 PM
:lol:  :lol: Mine was this as written: "For a good time I called you wife."
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: jake42 on August 27, 2005, 08:19:14 PM
how bout this one my friend found written at the american museum of natural history.

"2 cups coffee = 1 pound turd"
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: natedawg120 on August 27, 2005, 08:41:57 PM
Quote from: jake42how bout this one my friend found written at the american museum of natural history.

"2 cups coffee = 1 pound turd"
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: Blazinjr on August 27, 2005, 09:51:35 PM
Here I sit all alone and broken hearted, came to poop and only farted,  grunted and moaned to just break wind, and nothing came out in the end.


KMart in Zanesville Ohio.


Funny how I can remember this after reading it once but I have to right down peoples phone numbers??????????
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: pandy on August 27, 2005, 09:52:15 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: crash on August 27, 2005, 09:53:54 PM
aww, he forgot one of the biggest offenses!

the stupid bathrooms that have no paper towels are usualy the ones with the doors opening inward, forcing you to use your wet bare hand to touch the disgusting door handle
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 28, 2005, 12:10:45 AM
at mmi in phoenix

"here i sit in stinky vapor, cause someone stole the toilet paper.
should i sit, should i linger, should i use my index finger?" :cheers:
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: UpYours on August 28, 2005, 09:22:20 AM
I do remember that saying and that same MMI in Phoenix!  Your the one I saw coming out of there with the wet brown finger!!  :lol:
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: zukiGS500 on August 28, 2005, 07:43:26 PM
One of my favorites found on the 2nd floor of Bolton Hall at UW Milwaukee.

"This toilet paper is like John Wayne, its rough, its tough, and it dont take no $hit from nobody"
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: Phaedrus on August 28, 2005, 07:54:25 PM
Over top of urinal:

"Don't look here, the joke is between your legs"

:roll:  :lol:
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: natedawg120 on August 28, 2005, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: PhaedrusOver top of urinal:

"Don't look here, the joke is between your legs"

:roll:  :lol:

:lol:  :lol:
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: werase643 on September 01, 2005, 07:58:53 PM
"Jesus saves at Phar-mor"

NCSU in the mid 90's
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: Jake D on September 06, 2005, 09:46:48 AM
Gas station: Salina, Kansas

"I've crapped in England, I've crapped in France.  Before I crap here again, I'll crap my pants."
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: Jake D on September 06, 2005, 09:49:37 AM
Quote from: jake42how bout this one my friend found written at the american museum of natural history.

"2 cups coffee = 1 pound turd"

 <gets up to go get a cup of coffee>
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: jen_ on September 06, 2005, 05:04:07 PM
On right hand wall of stall: "For toilet tennis, look left."
On left hand wall of stall: "For toilet tennis, look right."

-UC Riverside, Sproul Hall
Title: A mens room monologue
Post by: Blazinjr on September 08, 2005, 06:07:40 AM
Here I sit reading the wall,  waiting for this turd to fall,
I wish you were here to help me over the hump and pull this turd out of my RUMP.
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