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Title: "accident by Kangaroo!" (Cool greeting car
Post by: Maduro Mistress on October 06, 2005, 12:28:41 PM
Signmaker roos his bad luck

(http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5057796,00.jpg)

ROAD signs are not often used as get well cards, but the mates of Montrose man John Fleming just couldn't resist.

Mr Fleming, 45, broke his collarbone three weeks ago when he ran into a big kangaroo on the South Gippsland Highway.
Ironically, he works for a company that provides roadside warning signs -- including the yellow and black kangaroo signs.

"I was riding my motorbike with my mate when the kangaroo jumped out and I ran straight into it," he said.

Barely conscious, he rolled off the road just minutes before his beloved 23-year-old Kawasaki was hit by a car.

"Of course I've got a bit of flak from my mates calling me Skippy and the guys from work sent me a get well card that's a warning sign for a kangaroo," he said.
Title: OK
Post by: The Buddha on October 06, 2005, 02:17:47 PM
OK then where is the cow crossing sign ... we need to send one to Kerry ...  :lol: ... or make a Kerry crossing sign and send to the cow ...  :lol:
Cool.
Srinath.
Title: "accident by Kangaroo!" (Cool greeting card)
Post by: un1261 on October 06, 2005, 02:20:54 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: "accident by Kangaroo!" (Cool greeting card)
Post by: davipu on October 06, 2005, 10:14:25 PM
speaking of which,  one mod UA.
Title: "accident by Kangaroo!" (Cool greeting card)
Post by: DINGO on October 07, 2005, 01:48:36 AM
ROOS are a real pain! but I think I would rather hit a roo than a bloody WOMBAT [built like a small tank, very ignorant, eats roots & leaves ]  :lol:    cage wreckers, two wheel killers! after dark theres heaps of the mongrle things where i live   :guns:    [twisty heaven!!!!]    hope you recover soon Mr. Flemming!
Title: "accident by Kangaroo!" (Cool greeting card)
Post by: Maduro Mistress on October 07, 2005, 06:15:37 AM
DINGO I hear you! I'm from Melbourne! I spent a good portion of last night explaining the difference between a Wallaby and a kangaroo :)
Title: "accident by Kangaroo!" (Cool greeting card)
Post by: Longinus on October 07, 2005, 06:27:30 AM
Try to explain the "kangawallafox".
Emu's are bad near Cobar, their body is right at windscreen height.
Title: "accident by Kangaroo!" (Cool greeting card)
Post by: Badger on October 07, 2005, 07:16:18 AM
Quote from: DINGOWOMBAT [built like a small tank, very ignorant, eats roots & leaves ]  :lol:

Reminded me of: Eats, Shoots & Leaves.  Unrelated, but it's a good book.
Title: What
Post by: The Buddha on October 07, 2005, 07:47:22 AM
What wallabie, wombat ... someone dumped a lot of nuclear waste over there didn't they ...
Cool.
Srinath.
Title: "accident by Kangaroo!" (Cool greeting card)
Post by: Longinus on October 07, 2005, 08:16:14 AM
They're planning to. What will happen then[/quote]