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Post by: ajgs500 on October 19, 2005, 07:05:14 PM
Just in case anyone had any misconceptions on the proper spelling.
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Post by: callmelenny on October 19, 2005, 07:17:46 PM
L-E-S-B-I-A-N

All I can hear in my head is the old Rolaids commercial...

L-e-s-b-i-a-n, that's how I spell relief!

(http://shop4lesbians.com/catalog/images/products/65/1.jpg)
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Post by: pandy on October 19, 2005, 07:18:09 PM
/shameless threadjack

Purple Lesbians are the fastest! ;)  :kiss:

/end threadjack
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Post by: JetSwing on October 19, 2005, 07:53:38 PM
how many lesbian theads do we need?  :dunno:
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Post by: ajgs500 on October 19, 2005, 08:00:09 PM
Well we need to spell them right
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 19, 2005, 08:34:29 PM
i can spell lesbian.  Do i get a gold star?
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Post by: callmelenny on October 19, 2005, 08:38:08 PM
Quote from: natedawg120i can spell lesbian.  Do i get a gold star?

nope, chocolate starfish is your prize :lol:
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 19, 2005, 08:42:35 PM
Quote from: callmelenny
Quote from: natedawg120i can spell lesbian.  Do i get a gold star?

nope, chocolate starfish is your prize :lol:

Dangit, and i wanted to put it on my cheek.  I will get all sticky now
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Post by: Phaedrus on October 19, 2005, 10:32:14 PM
Quote from: JetSwinghow many lesbian theads do we need?  :dunno:

Well, 14 at the very least.  :P
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Post by: Alphamazing on October 19, 2005, 10:48:11 PM
What the f%$k did I miss?
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Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on October 19, 2005, 10:52:04 PM
QuoteJetSwing wrote:
how many lesbian theads do we need? dunno


Well, 14 at the very least. Razz

+10!

As many as we can get would have been my answer...

:cheers:
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Post by: pandy on October 20, 2005, 07:10:14 AM
Lesbian??? oooh...I thought it said THESPIAN!  :P
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Post by: skoozi12 on October 20, 2005, 08:56:55 AM
ha ha mine's easier to spell...B-I...or otherwise GREEDY...this is just a funny thread.

my boyfriend seems to enjoy it :kiss:

but I am very glad that you clarified the spelling for me.  Now I can sleep better :) .
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Post by: Jake D on October 20, 2005, 09:12:49 AM
skoozi12, you are a girl, yes?
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Post by: JMyrick on October 20, 2005, 09:33:42 AM
How long untill this ends up in the Tard Farm??
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Post by: Jake D on October 20, 2005, 09:36:33 AM
Somethin' wrong here Joe, when we can't discuss this subject without making people uncomfortable.  Personally, I don't feel threatened at all by lesbians.  
;)
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 20, 2005, 09:36:48 AM
Someone misspelled lesbian?

Edit - never mind, I just saw...
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Post by: indestructibleman on October 20, 2005, 10:29:24 AM
now, how much different would this discussion be if we were talking about ghey or bi men.
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Post by: JetSwing on October 20, 2005, 10:33:00 AM
Quote from: indestructiblemannow, how much different would this discussion be if we were talking about ghey or bi men.
yo why you gotta ruin a good thread like that??  :roll:
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Post by: callmelenny on October 20, 2005, 10:41:42 AM
Quote from: indestructiblemannow, how much different would this discussion be if we were talking about ghey or bi men.

Well to be consistent, it would have to be straight women talking about bi/ghey men.

In my experience, similar numbers of straight gals are not tittilated by dude on dude action. Maybe they are but don't express it due to societal pressures or what not.

I think part of it is that on average men are more stimulated by imagery and also see sex as a power relationship.

In FF action, two sex objects interacting = + imagery and few power threats (note that most men prefer bi fems or fem lesbians)

In MM action there is power threat, the man sees the possibility of being penetrated.  Research suggests that a significant number of men are stimulated by male nudity but not by MM sexuality, probably reflecting an internal conflict between arousal and fear of domination.

I'm watching Kinsey this weekend, maybe I'll have a different perspective.
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Post by: indestructibleman on October 20, 2005, 10:43:59 AM
yeah, i've only known three girls who ever said they were turned on by the site of two men together.  all three had varying levels of bi-tendencies themselves.
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 20, 2005, 10:46:05 AM
Quote from: callmelennyIn my experience, similar numbers of straight gals are not tittilated by dude on dude action.

Some ghey porn titillates me.
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Post by: JetSwing on October 20, 2005, 10:49:21 AM
Quote from: indestructiblemannow, how much different would this discussion be if we were talking about ghey or bi men.
shoot, i thought that was just a rhetorical question...
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Post by: skoozi12 on October 20, 2005, 11:48:41 AM
Quote from: Jake Dskoozi12, you are a girl, yes?

sure am :kiss:
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Post by: callmelenny on October 20, 2005, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: Roadstergal
Quote from: callmelennyIn my experience, similar numbers of straight gals are not tittilated by dude on dude action.

Some ghey porn titillates me.


:lol:  :lol:

When I wrote that I almost added paranthetically, "Rgal excepted of course"

I was speaking about overall tendencies.
Of course you know what they say about generalities....












They are usually wrong
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 20, 2005, 12:08:33 PM
Oh, all generalizations are bad.
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Post by: Jake D on October 20, 2005, 12:24:34 PM
Quote from: RoadstergalOh, all generalizations are bad.

:lol:

You are a smart cookie.
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Post by: jen_ on October 20, 2005, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: callmelenny

QuoteIn my experience, similar numbers of straight gals are not tittilated by dude on dude action. Maybe they are but don't express it due to societal pressures or what not.

I know quite a few women that like their man on man porn.  But no, they don't usually talk about it with other people, and are more likely to share that info with other girls, not men.  
:oops:  and OMG I don'tbeliveIamtalkingaboutgaypornwithmostlytotalstrangers.
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Post by: indestructibleman on October 20, 2005, 03:04:41 PM
Quote from: jen_:oops:  and OMG I don'tbeliveIamtalkingaboutgaypornwithmostlytotalstrangers.

welcome to the internet
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 04:17:56 PM
ghey, not ghey, male or female doesn't bother me a bit.  There's nothing better that watching a good porn with your significant other, personally never meade it through the entire thing before myself or my GF drags us off to the bedroom.  Gotta love that :cheers:
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Post by: pandy on October 20, 2005, 04:23:22 PM
Quote from: natedawg120personally never meade it through the entire thing before myself or my GF drags us off to the bedroom.  Gotta love that :cheers:

:? You mean you don't watch it IN the bedroom!?  ;)
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Post by: RVertigo on October 20, 2005, 04:30:58 PM
Nothing's better than Miggy pr0n on Fast Forward...

Especially when one person is full sized.    :lol:
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 04:33:39 PM
Quote from: pandy
Quote from: natedawg120personally never meade it through the entire thing before myself or my GF drags us off to the bedroom.  Gotta love that :cheers:

:? You mean you don't watch it IN the bedroom!?  ;)

No tv in the bedroom at her place, and she has my dvd player.
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Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on October 20, 2005, 04:40:36 PM
QuoteNothing's better than Miggy pr0n on Fast Forward...

Especially when one person is full sized. Laughing


*gag*! hahahaha... miggies... I'm almost one myself
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Post by: Onlypastrana199 on October 20, 2005, 04:40:41 PM
I found tentacle porn a kids computer once....
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Post by: SuZuki10 on October 20, 2005, 05:12:25 PM
Quote from: callmelenny
Quote from: natedawg120i can spell lesbian.  Do i get a gold star?

nope, chocolate starfish is your prize :lol:



Surprisingly that's about all that came up in my google search. :dunno:
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Post by: scratch on October 20, 2005, 05:21:09 PM
Quote from: JetSwinghow many lesbian theads do we need?  :dunno:

We just need two lesbians...oh, threads!
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 05:22:15 PM
Quote from: scratch
Quote from: JetSwinghow many lesbian theads do we need?  :dunno:

We just need two lesbians...oh, threads!

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 05:34:06 PM
Bump - for the sake that mispellings are funny.  I do it too  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on October 20, 2005, 05:37:46 PM
TENTACLE porn? WTF?
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 05:39:30 PM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastTENTACLE porn? WTF?

Ok now i am curious too, care to explain Onlypastrana?
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Post by: Onlypastrana199 on October 20, 2005, 05:44:07 PM
1. tentacle porn     

Any of a wide variety of primarily Japanese hentai anime films, dealing with demons or space creatures with multiple appendages not unlike tentacles. Many are either naturally occuring shapes i.e. round with suckers, or often times have genitalia, usually of the masculine variety. See hentai, sailor fuku, and anime for additional info. Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 05:45:47 PM
i thought it might be something of the anime variety
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Post by: RVertigo on October 20, 2005, 05:48:49 PM
Quote from: Onlypastrana1991. tentacle porn
BAH!!  I hate those!  I would get tricked into watching them 'cause I love Anime...  :(

They always seem to be similar to Inuyasha, but all the demons are sex monsters...   :roll:
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 05:52:17 PM
i loved the animetrix, it was great
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Post by: RVertigo on October 20, 2005, 06:31:45 PM
Quote from: natedawg120i loved the animetrix, it was great
+1

It was nice to get some of the back story too...  Some of the stuff in the 3rd one made more sense once I saw that.
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 06:53:02 PM
yes it did.
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Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on October 20, 2005, 07:16:02 PM
Haha.. from lesbians to anime... I thought I couldn't be any more of a nerd...
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 07:21:51 PM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastHaha.. from lesbians to anime... I thought I couldn't be any more of a nerd...

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: callmelenny on October 20, 2005, 08:29:53 PM
There is also some live action tentacle porn both created with special effects and more distrubingly involving live cephalopods. :o


Well, at least that is what my friend told me...
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 08:33:21 PM
Quote from: callmelennyThere is also some live action tentacle porn both created with special effects and more distrubingly involving live cephalopods. :o


Well, at least that is what my friend told me...

uh huh, sure  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: pandy on October 20, 2005, 08:35:01 PM
I never thought I'd get an ejimication on porn from GSTwin.  :?

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: natedawg120 on October 20, 2005, 08:38:22 PM
Well Pandy,

There are many boys and a handful of ladies, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 20, 2005, 10:02:47 PM
Quote from: indestructiblemannow, how much different would this discussion be if we were talking about ghey or bi men.
, hmmm, why not just call both of them just ghey. men and/or women. instead of 1 term for one group and 1 term for the other. but hey whatever floats your boat  :cheers:
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 21, 2005, 09:40:35 AM
OK, if we're talking spelling, I just want to add...

Brake = thing that stops the bike.
Break = a bad thing to happen to a bike.

Piqued = initiated, provoked (it piqued his interest)
Peaked = hit a pinnacle (his piqued interest peaked some months later)

Affect = to alter an existing process (the rain affected my traction)
Effect = to initiate a process (the rain effected a lowside)
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Post by: RVertigo on October 21, 2005, 11:12:35 AM
Quote from: RoadstergalPiqued
Srsly?   :?
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 21, 2005, 11:17:57 AM
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=piqued
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Post by: Alphamazing on October 21, 2005, 11:31:48 AM
Quote from: RoadstergalOK, if we're talking spelling, I just want to add...

Brake = thing that stops the bike.
Break = a bad thing to happen to a bike.

Piqued = initiated, provoked (it piqued his interest)
Peaked = hit a pinnacle (his piqued interest peaked some months later)

Affect = to alter an existing process (the rain affected my traction)
Effect = to initiate a process (the rain effected a lowside)

OMGRAMMAR!

At least I'm not the only spelling and grammar Nazi around here.
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Post by: thirdman on October 21, 2005, 11:34:36 AM
Just for the record, y'all are a bunch of freaks.
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Post by: RVertigo on October 21, 2005, 11:52:58 AM
Pique:  A state of vexation caused by a perceived slight or indignity.

:lol:   The definition is better than the word itself.  I've never before seen it used in a sentence.

That reminds me of a few jack-asses I work with...  They think queue is spelled cue.   :x  Makes me want to smack them.
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 21, 2005, 12:02:55 PM
Oh, use it; it's fun.  Say thinks pique your interest.  Say that an annoying co-worker has put you in a fit of pique.  Say that your lunch was piquant (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=piquant).

Another word I want to bring back is petrichor.  M-W gave up on it, but OED hasn't - "A pleasant, distinctive smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather in certain regions."  More of a Midwestern thang.
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Post by: Phaedrus on October 21, 2005, 12:16:14 PM
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/phaedrusGS/misc/grammarpolice.jpg)
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Post by: RVertigo on October 21, 2005, 12:16:17 PM
I gave up on English about 6 years ago...  I'm all about the "Where you at" and "I ain't heard nothin' 'bout that"

:thumb:

The more dangling participles, the better...  And NO Gs on the ends of words.
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Post by: davipu on October 21, 2005, 12:37:44 PM
so aperently we need to go back to freshman english to learn the difference between spelling errors and homonyms.
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Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on October 21, 2005, 12:57:39 PM
LMFAO... I LOVE THIS BOARD... I too am a spelling/grammar nazi... but I forgive everyone on the board, as most are intoxicated when they post (*cough*Davipu!*cough*)  :)  :)
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Post by: JetSwing on October 21, 2005, 01:02:46 PM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastLMFAO... I LOVE THIS BOARD... I too am a spelling/grammar nazi... but I forgive everyone on the board, as most are intoxicated when they post (*cough*Davipu!*cough*)  :)  :)
davipu intoxicated? sure but that's not the cause of his misspellings. he was born that way  :roll:
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Post by: Phaedrus on October 21, 2005, 01:05:10 PM
I personally don't see the need to be a spelling/grammar nazi. It just makes you look anal and uptight, anyways. Not to mention it is extremely annoying, and there are more important things to be concerned with: like what the person is saying. And who said it was your job to point out their mistakes?

I generally overlook spelling errors / typos unless they change the meaning of the post, and then it is just like "huh? ohhhhhh I get it". Even then, as long as it makes sense and you understand what they are trying to say, why waste time on it?

If you focus too much on how it is being said, you are missing the important part: what they are saying. And what, in this case, is always more important than how.

We all have different backgrounds, experiences, and educations. But we all have one thing in common: we enjoy motorcycles. Who cares if someone types something wrong? or misspells something? There are more important things than that! Like purpel lesbiens!  :cheers:
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Post by: Jake D on October 21, 2005, 01:06:53 PM
Quote from: RVertigoPique:  A state of vexation caused by a perceived slight or indignity.

:lol:   The definition is better than the word itself.  I've never before seen it used in a sentence.

That reminds me of a few jack-asses I work with...  They think queue is spelled cue.   :x  Makes me want to smack them.

Like the commercial:  "You mean we don't get French benefits? Huh."
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 21, 2005, 01:16:39 PM
Quote from: davipuso aperently we need to go back to freshman english to learn the difference between spelling errors and homonyms.

Using the wrong homonym is a spelling error.  :)

Oh, the other one that gets me - "mute" instead of "moot."
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Post by: davipu on October 21, 2005, 01:42:20 PM
not knowing the idiosyncratic details of the word concerned when spelling the word, does not make it a spelling error. it's a gramatical error as the meaning of the sentance changes. ie: ending the sentance with a .  as opposed to a ! .
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 21, 2005, 01:45:38 PM
I see your point, but I'm still not sure I agree.  Grammar is syntax.  Spelling is getting the letters and the order of the letters correct in a given word.  Just because they happened to spell another word correctly doesn't change the fact that they spelled the actual word incorrectly.
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Post by: davipu on October 21, 2005, 01:50:05 PM
yes it does.
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 21, 2005, 01:54:07 PM
"Does nooooooot!"
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Post by: davipu on October 21, 2005, 02:03:38 PM
Quote"Does nooooooot!"

whining Buddha Loves You.

"does not."

responce that entails that no more information for this side of the argument is needed/ warrented.


so now you can clearly see the gramatic difference in the meaning of the sentance, and how spelling errors are relative to gramatic errors.

you lose.
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 21, 2005, 02:06:16 PM
Now that I can clearly see the grammatical differences in the meanings of the sentences, and how spelling errors are relative to grammatical errors - what?  :)
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Post by: Jake D on October 21, 2005, 02:40:36 PM
I thought this was about lesbiens?  ;)
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Post by: RVertigo on October 21, 2005, 02:44:08 PM
Quote from: Jake DI thought this was about lesbiens?  ;)
No no... That's the other one.
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Post by: Roadstergal on October 21, 2005, 02:44:14 PM
Les is more!
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Post by: Jake D on October 21, 2005, 02:44:54 PM
Lasbians?  Ahhh.
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Post by: indestructibleman on October 21, 2005, 04:46:20 PM
Quote from: RVertigoPique:  A state of vexation caused by a perceived slight or indignity.

:lol:   The definition is better than the word itself.  I've never before seen it used in a sentence.

one morning in a fit of pique
sing rickety-tickety-tin
one morning in a fit of pique
she drowned her father in the creek
the water tasted bad for a week
and we had to make do with gin, with gin
we had to make do with gin


serious bonus points for anyone who knows the song (without googling it).
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 21, 2005, 09:03:38 PM
Rickety Tickety Tin, no points for my tho, im drunk and googled it :cheers:
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Post by: callmelenny on October 21, 2005, 09:10:05 PM
Quote from: RoadstergalAnother word I want to bring back is petrichor.  


That is a good one, didn't know it.

I try to use "quincunx" and "niggardly" around my sensitive friends just make their blood boil. :lol:

Sound like bad words but aren't
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Post by: indestructibleman on October 21, 2005, 09:25:46 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazukiRickety Tickety Tin, no points for my tho, im drunk and googled it :cheers:

that's not the song's title.  at least not the one listed on the album.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 22, 2005, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: indestructibleman
Quote from: yamahonkawazukiRickety Tickety Tin, no points for my tho, im drunk and googled it :cheers:

that's not the song's title.  at least not the one listed on the album.
click here
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Post by: indestructibleman on October 23, 2005, 06:45:47 AM
yeah, they have the title listed incorrectly.  that is the right song, it's just not what he calls it on the album.
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Post by: Gisser on October 23, 2005, 12:02:01 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazukihmmm, why not just call both of them just ghey. men and/or women. instead of 1 term for one group and 1 term for the other. but hey whatever floats your boat  :cheers:

Why Lesbians Aren't ghey

Personality

Picnic activity...
ghey Male Tendencies -Sunbathe
Lesbian Tendencies -Play softball (Softball has been the lesbian game since WWII)

Bar activity...
ghey Male Tendencies -Dance
Lesbian Tendencies -Shoot pool (AIDS has decimated choreographers)

Opinion of perfume...
ghey Male Tendencies -Enjoy
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent ("Scent-free zones" at lesbian-feminist venues)

Interest in fashion...
ghey Male Tendencies -High (Versace, Perry Ellis, Yves Saint Laurent)  
Lesbian Tendencies -Low    

Sense of humor...
ghey Male Tendencies -Campy, self-deprecating, waspish
Lesbian Tendencies -Satirical, political (You don't see many lesbian drag king shows)  

Fantasy job...
ghey Male Tendencies -Entertainer
Lesbian Tendencies -Pro athlete (Lesbians about 30% of golf/tennis touring pros)

Motivated by need for...
ghey Male Tendencies -Attention & adoration ((ghey figure skaters)
Lesbian Tendencies -Leadership & domination (Lesbian army officers)

Cultural tastes

ghey Male Tendencies -Classical & avant-garde
Lesbian Tendencies -Folksy, traditional (Indigo Girls)

ghey Male Tendencies -Snobbish, hierarchizing
Lesbian Tendencies -Sensitive to lesser talents (Lesbians big on "Expanding the Canon")

ghey Male Tendencies -Idolize Classical Greeks (Greeks made ghey traits central to Western art)
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent dead white European males  

ghey Male Tendencies -Musical (In UK "musical" is euphemism for "ghey")
Lesbian Tendencies -Wordy (Big growth in "women's" bookstores)  

Sex

ghey Male Tendencies -Ravaged by AIDS
Lesbian Tendencies -Untouched by AIDS  

ghey Male Tendencies -Promiscuity
Lesbian Tendencies -Monogamy (Lesbian bathouses in S.F. were big flop)

ghey Male Tendencies -High sexual activity level
Lesbian Tendencies -Low sexual activity level ("Lesbian Bed Death" syndrome)

ghey Male Tendencies -Fascinated by beauty
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent male fascination with beauty (Death in Venice, Billy Budd and other operas by Britten)

ghey Male Tendencies -Avid for pornography
Lesbian Tendencies -Outraged by porn (But verbal erotica popular with some lesbians)

ghey Male Tendencies -Often have sex in a semi-public spot (Dangerous to bring many strange men home)
Lesbian Tendencies -Sex at home  

ghey Male Tendencies -Fantasy & degradation (Leather/S&M)
Lesbian Tendencies -Less adventurous (cuddling)

Gays absent from hetero porn
"Lesbians" a staple of hetero porn See Penthouse

Ideal sex partner...
ghey Male Tendencies -Young, thin, handsome
Lesbian Tendencies -Looks not too important (See newspaper "Personal" ads)

Politics

ghey Male Tendencies -Unpolitical, hedonistic (Where is ghey MLK Jr. or Malcolm X?)
Lesbian Tendencies -Political, activistic

ghey Male Tendencies -Don't claim to speak for all men
Lesbian Tendencies -Claim to speak for all women (Patricia Ireland, lesbian leader of NOW, titled her memoirs What Women Want)

"Why I'm ghey: Nature"
"Why I'm a lesbian: Nurture" (Feminists see orientation as a political choice)

ghey Male Tendencies -Frequently persecuted
Lesbian Tendencies -Frequently ignored (Lesbianism legal in Victorian England & Nazi Germany)
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Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on October 23, 2005, 12:52:49 PM
hah, the thread that won't die!  :lol:
Title: L - E - S -B - I - A - N
Post by: JetSwing on October 23, 2005, 01:53:00 PM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLasthah, the thread that won't die!  :lol:
as long as there are lesbians in this world, this thread shall never die!  :roll:
Title: L - E - S -B - I - A - N
Post by: Roadstergal on October 23, 2005, 02:54:15 PM
Softball is the old lesbian game.  Rugby is the young lesbian game.
Title: L - E - S -B - I - A - N
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 23, 2005, 10:56:20 PM
Quote from: Gisser
Quote from: yamahonkawazukihmmm, why not just call both of them just ghey. men and/or women. instead of 1 term for one group and 1 term for the other. but hey whatever floats your boat  :cheers:

Why Lesbians Aren't ghey

Personality

Picnic activity...
ghey Male Tendencies -Sunbathe
Lesbian Tendencies -Play softball (Softball has been the lesbian game since WWII)

Bar activity...
ghey Male Tendencies -Dance
Lesbian Tendencies -Shoot pool (AIDS has decimated choreographers)

Opinion of perfume...
ghey Male Tendencies -Enjoy
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent ("Scent-free zones" at lesbian-feminist venues)

Interest in fashion...
ghey Male Tendencies -High (Versace, Perry Ellis, Yves Saint Laurent)  
Lesbian Tendencies -Low    

Sense of humor...
ghey Male Tendencies -Campy, self-deprecating, waspish
Lesbian Tendencies -Satirical, political (You don't see many lesbian drag king shows)  

Fantasy job...
ghey Male Tendencies -Entertainer
Lesbian Tendencies -Pro athlete (Lesbians about 30% of golf/tennis touring pros)

Motivated by need for...
ghey Male Tendencies -Attention & adoration ((ghey figure skaters)
Lesbian Tendencies -Leadership & domination (Lesbian army officers)

Cultural tastes

ghey Male Tendencies -Classical & avant-garde
Lesbian Tendencies -Folksy, traditional (Indigo Girls)

ghey Male Tendencies -Snobbish, hierarchizing
Lesbian Tendencies -Sensitive to lesser talents (Lesbians big on "Expanding the Canon")

ghey Male Tendencies -Idolize Classical Greeks (Greeks made ghey traits central to Western art)
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent dead white European males  

ghey Male Tendencies -Musical (In UK "musical" is euphemism for "ghey")
Lesbian Tendencies -Wordy (Big growth in "women's" bookstores)  

Sex

ghey Male Tendencies -Ravaged by AIDS
Lesbian Tendencies -Untouched by AIDS  

ghey Male Tendencies -Promiscuity
Lesbian Tendencies -Monogamy (Lesbian bathouses in S.F. were big flop)

ghey Male Tendencies -High sexual activity level
Lesbian Tendencies -Low sexual activity level ("Lesbian Bed Death" syndrome)

ghey Male Tendencies -Fascinated by beauty
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent male fascination with beauty (Death in Venice, Billy Budd and other operas by Britten)

ghey Male Tendencies -Avid for pornography
Lesbian Tendencies -Outraged by porn (But verbal erotica popular with some lesbians)

ghey Male Tendencies -Often have sex in a semi-public spot (Dangerous to bring many strange men home)
Lesbian Tendencies -Sex at home  

ghey Male Tendencies -Fantasy & degradation (Leather/S&M)
Lesbian Tendencies -Less adventurous (cuddling)

Gays absent from hetero porn
"Lesbians" a staple of hetero porn See Penthouse

Ideal sex partner...
ghey Male Tendencies -Young, thin, handsome
Lesbian Tendencies -Looks not too important (See newspaper "Personal" ads)

Politics

ghey Male Tendencies -Unpolitical, hedonistic (Where is ghey MLK Jr. or Malcolm X?)
Lesbian Tendencies -Political, activistic

ghey Male Tendencies -Don't claim to speak for all men
Lesbian Tendencies -Claim to speak for all women (Patricia Ireland, lesbian leader of NOW, titled her memoirs What Women Want)

"Why I'm ghey: Nature"
"Why I'm a lesbian: Nurture" (Feminists see orientation as a political choice)

ghey Male Tendencies -Frequently persecuted
Lesbian Tendencies -Frequently ignored (Lesbianism legal in Victorian England & Nazi Germany)
. okay, but are they both also known as "homosexuals"?
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Post by: indestructibleman on October 24, 2005, 09:02:58 AM
Quote from: Onlypastrana1991. tentacle porn     

Any of a wide variety of primarily Japanese hentai anime films, dealing with demons or space creatures with multiple appendages not unlike tentacles. Many are either naturally occuring shapes i.e. round with suckers, or often times have genitalia, usually of the masculine variety. See hentai, sailor fuku, and anime for additional info. Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.



bad kid's costume idea for halloween:
Title: Re: L - E - S -B - I - A - N
Post by: bettingpython on December 16, 2010, 06:51:59 AM
Quote from: Roadstergal on October 23, 2005, 02:54:15 PM
Softball is the old lesbian game.  Rugby is the young lesbian game.

I didn't know that, glad you brought it to light.

So what is the sport of bi sexual women?
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Post by: The Buddha on December 16, 2010, 07:03:12 AM
Holy ancient thread batman.
Cool.
Buddha.
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Post by: mister on December 16, 2010, 11:05:57 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xslElWhAZBQ/SEi55f7bjcI/AAAAAAAAASw/v55Eh0cPLvE/s400/return_of_the_living_dead.jpg)

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/6/128784270049646431.jpg)

(http://www.myebaypages.com/zombie/images/incaseofzombies1_large.jpg)

(http://images.superdimensional.net/ZombieHunterZERO.jpg)

Michael
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Post by: Toogoofy317 on December 16, 2010, 10:27:49 PM
Wowser this thread just won't die!

Mary
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Post by: k.rollin on December 16, 2010, 10:42:23 PM
(http://tawerna.rpg.pl/dane/trpg/tawerna115/data/bonus/ThreadNecromancer.jpg)
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Post by: Onlypastrana199 on December 17, 2010, 03:08:24 AM
Did someone call me?  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: L - E - S -B - I - A - N
Post by: bettingpython on December 17, 2010, 07:31:28 AM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on December 17, 2010, 03:08:24 AM
Did someone call me?  :dunno_black:

Just remembering good times :D
Title: Re: L - E - S -B - I - A - N
Post by: The Buddha on December 20, 2010, 01:24:30 PM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on December 17, 2010, 03:08:24 AM
Did someone call me?  :dunno_black:

Muhahahahahahahahahah hahahhahahahahahahah ... hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahah ...

Wassup girl.

Cool.
Buddha.

PS: (Yea I am buddha now. I know, lame, but in this recession I couldn't afford a better nick name)
Title: Re: L - E - S -B - I - A - N
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on December 20, 2010, 05:02:54 PM
You've been Buddha for a while. Lots going on...my custom title needs to change to married to the forbidden one now! How have you been?
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Post by: scratch on December 20, 2010, 05:05:44 PM
Hey Girl!
Title: Re: L - E - S -B - I - A - N
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on December 20, 2010, 05:09:03 PM
Scratch!! How are ya?! Good to see some familiar faces still around. :cheers:
Title: Re: L - E - S -B - I - A - N
Post by: The Buddha on December 20, 2010, 05:32:36 PM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on December 20, 2010, 05:02:54 PM
You've been Buddha for a while. Lots going on...my custom title needs to change to married to the forbidden one now! How have you been?

Yea well, even when the economy was good buddha was all I could afford the payments on.

Married huh ... cool. I think being not christian and from a country where the population is one of the biggest problems, I cant see lesbianism or gayism as anything but good. Love without likelyhood of more teeming millions. Just my selfish reasoning. I know opposite of christianity. But well, I am not christian.

Cool.
Buddha.
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Post by: scratch on December 20, 2010, 05:37:33 PM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on December 20, 2010, 05:09:03 PM
Scratch!! How are ya?! Good to see some familiar faces still around. :cheers:
You asked that one question...and I feel compelled to answer it, so I'm going to let it all out.

My wife passed away Saturday, Aug28th.  She had suffocated due to her allergy to cats.

She had gone to her dad's to watch him, because he can't be left alone.  And her brother, that lives there, was leaving for Las Vegas for his anniversary.  And, I was to pick her up for church.  When I arrived, her door was locked, I knocked, no answer.  Pounded, no answer.  Then I kicked the door open and found her in bed, face up, with her eyes halfway open, and I knew.  Her face was peaceful, so I know she went peacefully, and that she is asleep in the Lord.  I take comfort in that.  And, I know I will see her again.  We told her not to go, but she is so stubborn, and when she makes up her mind, you don't argue.  And, she said that she would call me if she had any trouble.  I was supposed to stay there that weekend.  She was 50.

Edit: The reason I didn't start a new thread is because, I didn't want to make a thread that is just about me.  This has always been a happy place and I wanted to keep it that way.
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Post by: Onlypastrana199 on December 21, 2010, 03:24:27 AM
Tim I am so sorry for your loss. I cannot imagine how hard it must be for you. Don't feel guilty and do not beat yourself up. It is very evident you loved your wife and what more can any of us ask for in life? Its times like these when I wish we were not so far away, virtual hugs just don't seem to have the same effect as real ones. Please know that you are in our thoughts.
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Post by: bettingpython on December 22, 2010, 12:58:46 PM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on December 20, 2010, 05:02:54 PM
You've been Buddha for a while. Lots going on...my custom title needs to change to married to the forbidden one now! How have you been?

Congratulations, though I am a considered a republican I really am very libretarian and am glad you and AJ get to share the same advantages and drawbacks us hetero's do.
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Post by: Onlypastrana199 on December 22, 2010, 01:36:53 PM
Thank you! I think we are the first GStwins wedding am I wrong?  We get to share the same advantages in the great states of Vermont, Mass, Connecticut, Iowa, New Hampshire, and DC...everywhere forget it and no federal rights as of yet. It's getting there though!
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Post by: The Buddha on December 22, 2010, 01:54:28 PM
Not the first gstwins wedding or even welding by a long shot.
The first if I recall was back in 1999 or somewhere in there - greg and pam gabis.
Maybe the first one to have less beans in their taco's ... maybe.
Cool.
Buddha.
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Post by: frankieG on January 09, 2011, 08:37:21 PM
that breaks my heart, now there are two less possible ex mrs gallaghers out there .  go ghey men
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 11, 2011, 01:35:44 AM
Quote from: frankieG on January 09, 2011, 08:37:21 PM
that breaks my heart, now there are two less possible ex mrs gallaghers out there .  go ghey men
Ehh they didnt wanna put up with your shaZam! Eh? lol. grats lissa
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Post by: pantablo on January 17, 2011, 12:31:46 AM
Quote from: scratch on December 20, 2010, 05:37:33 PM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on December 20, 2010, 05:09:03 PM
married to forbidden one
My wife passed away Saturday, Aug28th.  She had suffocated due to her allergy to cats.

Onlypastrana199, congratulations!


Scratch, I'm so very sorry for your loss.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 17, 2011, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: pantablo on January 17, 2011, 12:31:46 AM
Quote from: scratch on December 20, 2010, 05:37:33 PM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on December 20, 2010, 05:09:03 PM
married to forbidden one
My wife passed away Saturday, Aug28th.  She had suffocated due to her allergy to cats.

Onlypastrana199, congratulations!


Scratch, I'm so very sorry for your loss.
aye scratch. you had sent me some kind words when my mother pased. a year and 2 days ago. my birthday yesterday was hard. didnt get nothgin, BUT i didnt get to spend it with mom. either. so scratch, i can understand where you are coming from. your petry was DEEP and said it all. in my opinion. even though ive never met either of you
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Post by: scratch on January 17, 2011, 06:08:11 PM
Thanks. :)

Congradulations Lissa!  :D
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Post by: werase643 on January 18, 2011, 08:43:01 PM
Congrats to the gurls!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:
Glad ya'll are doing well
did somebody graduate in the last 5-6 yrs?
what  about the one we must not talk about?
how is the farm or off to the city?


ony ghey joke I got....
Ghey people should be allowed to get married....
that way they can lose 1/2 their sh!t in a divorce just like the rest of us.... :o