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Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: Alphamazing on October 28, 2005, 06:04:22 PM
McCoy: Shouldn't you be working on your time warp calculations, Mr Spock?
Spock: I am. (He resumes staring into space)

Kirk: At times you seem quite human.
Spock: Captain, I don't think that insults are within your prerogative as my commanding officer.

Spock: I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.

Kirk: Well, there it is - war. We didn't want it, but we've got it.
Spock: It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.

Kirk: What would you say the odds are on our getting out of here?
Spock: It is difficult to be precise, Captain. I should say approximately 7824.7 to one.
Kirk: Difficult to be precise? 7824 to one?
Spock: 7824.7 to one.
Kirk: That's a pretty close approximation.
Spock: I endeavour to be accurate.
Kirk: You do quite well.

Flavius: What do you call those?
Spock: I call them ears.
Flavius: Are you trying to be funny?
Spock: Never.

Kirk: Is there anyone on this ship who even remotely looks like Satan?
Spock: I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain.
Kirk: No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be.

Spock: It has to do with biology.
Kirk: What?
Spock: Biology!
Kirk: What kind of biology?
Spock: Vulcan biology.
Kirk: You mean... the biology of Vulcans? Biology as in reproduction? (long pause) There's no need to be embarrassed, Mr Spock; it happens to the birds and the bees.
Spock: The birds and the bees are not Vulcans, Captain. If they were - if any creature as proudly logical as us - were to have their logic ripped from them as this time does to us... How do Vulcans choose their mates? Haven't you ever wondered?
Kirk: I guess the rest of us assume that it's done quite logically.
Spock: No. It is not.
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: RVertigo on October 28, 2005, 06:06:58 PM
Yer a geek! :nana:
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: Alphamazing on October 28, 2005, 06:07:57 PM
It took you this long to gather that? Wow!

I only like the old Star Trek. It was the best. TNG wasn't that bad, but it didn't compare to the original.
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: RVertigo on October 28, 2005, 06:27:34 PM
I loved TNG when it was still on the air...  Never liked original...  The later movies were ok though.
Title: Re: Spock cracks me up
Post by: Phaedrus on October 28, 2005, 06:32:18 PM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5

Kirk: Is there anyone on this ship who even remotely looks like Satan?
Spock: I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain.
Kirk: No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be.

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  I like that one the best.

I've never gotten "into" star trek. But I do like some other sci-fi stuff like the Shape Of Things To Come and Logan's Run.  :thumb: And I love anything written by Bradbury or Asimov.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Spock cracks me up
Post by: Alphamazing on October 28, 2005, 06:36:50 PM
Quote from: PhaedrusLogan's Run.

Holy crap. I haven't seen that movie in AGES. Was it ever a big movie? Or is it just a cult classic? We used to own it and I watched it all the time.
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: natedawg120 on October 28, 2005, 06:51:48 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: Spock is halarious.
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: Phaedrus on October 28, 2005, 07:00:54 PM
RE: Logan's Run. I don't think it was ever much of a popular movie. I took a Science Fiction Literature class in college (it was awesome!) and toward the end of the semester after we finished reading the assigned books and projects, we got to watch SciFi movies. So I watched it in there, and of course we had to write an analysis on it  :thumb:

There were a few OLD ones we saw. I think it was called The Shape Of Things To Come / I, Robot. I was pretty out of it that day, but I remember thinking "wow this is OLD". It was black and white, and the "robot" looked like a tin-foiled wrapped box with a person in it.  :lol:  Ever see that? OOOOOLLLLDDD.
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: roguegeek on October 28, 2005, 07:45:26 PM
Star Trek? :bs:

It's all about Star Wars! :nana:
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: aaronstj on October 28, 2005, 08:40:01 PM
Speaking of Star Trek, Takei just came out.
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: Mr.7 on October 28, 2005, 08:52:35 PM
Quote from: roguegeekStar Trek? :bs:

It's all about Star Wars! :nana:
+1 :thumb:
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: Gisser on October 28, 2005, 10:22:45 PM
Quote from: aaronstjSpeaking of Star Trek, Takei just came out.

He's alternative lifestyle man, Jim!



:roll:
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Post by: Blueknyt on November 01, 2005, 09:35:19 AM
i liked most G.R.'s work, but earth final conflict just couldnt really get into.
andromida i can take or leave.
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: Roadstergal on November 01, 2005, 10:24:12 AM
TOS had a cheesy appeal.  TNG was probably the best in terms of writing and acting, and I liked it, but I didn't really get into it.  Voyager had the best pilot with the worst show attached to it.  I really liked DS9.  My fave of the bunch.
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Post by: jen_ on November 01, 2005, 10:25:06 AM
He's dead, Jim!  You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet!
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on November 01, 2005, 10:29:20 AM
I LOVE STAR TREK... and the Star Wars... is this the post I missed cuz I went to bed last night?! Spock is a genius... and McCoy isn't far behind... Watching those two go at it is great
Title: Spock cracks me up
Post by: Roadstergal on November 01, 2005, 11:42:49 AM
Ja, for me, Spock and McCoy _made_ TOS.
Title: Re: Spock cracks me up
Post by: callmelenny on November 01, 2005, 05:25:24 PM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5
Quote from: PhaedrusLogan's Run.

Holy crap. I haven't seen that movie in AGES. Was it ever a big movie? Or is it just a cult classic? We used to own it and I watched it all the time.

Just to add to the dork fest, Logan's Run was also a TV series.