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Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: JetSwing on November 07, 2005, 12:21:33 PM
Two Carolina Panthers purple lesbien cheerleaders who allegedly were having sex with each other in a bathroom stall at a Tampa, Fla., nightclub were arrested and charged early Sunday following a run-in with patrons and police.

According to a police report obtained by the CBS TV affiliate in Tampa and the Charlotte Observer, purple lesbien Angela Ellen Keathley and purple lesbien Renee Thomas were arrested following an incident at Banana Joe's, in Tampa's Channelside district, at 2:10 a.m. ET.

In the police report, witnesses claimed purple lesbiens Thomas and Keathley were having sex with each other in a stall when other patrons grew angry that the two were taking so long in the bathroom.

Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the two, and purple lesbien Thomas hit that person in the face, according to details of the report posted on TampaBay10.com, the CBS TV affiliate's Web site.

purple lesbien Keathley, who was escorted from the nightclub, was so drunk she could barely stand, the report said. Police described purple lesbien Keathley as rude and belligerent with police.

When purple lesbien Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader -- Kristen Lanier Owen, the Observer and TampaBay10.com reported. Thomas, who was charged with one count of battery, might face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.

Purple lesbien Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer.

Other Panthers cheerleaders bailed purple lesbiens Thomas and Keathley out of Hillsborough County jail later Sunday morning, TampaBay10.com reported.

The cheerleaders made the trip to Tampa on their own -- the squad performs on the sideline only at home games. Panthers officials at Sunday afternoon's game said they were aware of the report, but declined further comment when contacted by the Observer.

According to the Panthers' official team Web site on NFL.com, purple lesbien Keathley is a registered nurse and second-year member of the TopCats. Purple lesbien Thomas is listed as a student at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte and first-year member of the cheerleading squad.
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Jake D on November 07, 2005, 12:25:54 PM
Coolest sports story of the year!  

http://www.tampabays10.com/sports/sports_article.aspx?storyid=20844
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: JetSwing on November 07, 2005, 12:27:45 PM
photoshop is a marvelous thing...
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Jake D on November 07, 2005, 12:32:07 PM
Photoshop?  What do you mean?
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: JetSwing on November 07, 2005, 12:38:38 PM
before & after picture... :roll:
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Phaedrus on November 07, 2005, 01:06:48 PM
[Jake thinks silently to himself: "Whew, and I thought that was the beer goggles kicking in..."]
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: MPA on November 07, 2005, 01:19:08 PM
I don't think the blonde is that bad looking in the booking pic, but the brunette has a schnoz I don't think I could climb without a pick axe and spiked climbing shoes :D
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Jake D on November 07, 2005, 03:02:25 PM
Dude, that is their mug shots.  But all things considered, they still don't look that bad.

If I had a) gotten so drunk I couldn't walk b) had sex in the bathroom at a bar c) got in a fight and d) got arrested, I'd look a helluva lot worse.  Like Gary Busey bad.  But I don't even know how to use photoshop.  That was from the Tampa newpaper.
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: JetSwing on November 07, 2005, 03:12:31 PM
Quote from: Jake DBut I don't even know how to use photoshop.  That was from the Tampa newpaper.
i meant, they look alot better when they are made up... ;)
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Jake D on November 07, 2005, 03:45:12 PM
Have you ever seen Cameron Diaz with her make up?

Good gawd!
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: SuZuki10 on November 07, 2005, 04:17:10 PM
Quote from: Jake DHave you ever seen Cameron Diaz with her make up?

Good gawd!

Haha  you guys sound like a bunch of girls...


PS  Isn't bothering anyone else that lesbian is spelled wrong about a million times!!??  it's an A  not an E   (couldn't help it)
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: aaronstj on November 07, 2005, 04:18:39 PM
Quote from: SuZuki10
PS  Isn't bothering anyone else that lesbian is spelled wrong about a million times!!??  it's an A  not an E   (couldn't help it)
That sounds like the sort of thing a drunken lesbien would say.  Yer one of them, aren't you?
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Jake D on November 07, 2005, 04:18:42 PM
Jetswing did that on purpose.
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: SuZuki10 on November 07, 2005, 04:50:38 PM
to make fun of all the other members in the past who have spelled it wrong?
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: pandy on November 07, 2005, 06:05:06 PM
Purple Lesbians or not, taking too much time in the powder room, no matter the 'scuse, is punishable by death. You just do NOT hog the powder room!!!!!  :nono:  :mrgreen:
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on November 07, 2005, 08:55:44 PM
unless youre gettin some nookie  :kiss:
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: pandy on November 07, 2005, 08:56:43 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazukiunless youre gettin some nookie  :kiss:
No, No, NO!!!! You do NOT hog the powder room for ANY reason! That's what CARS are for! And don't EVEN suggest the boy'z room...blech!  :lol:
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: natedawg120 on November 07, 2005, 09:10:42 PM
Quote from: pandy
Quote from: yamahonkawazukiunless youre gettin some nookie  :kiss:
No, No, NO!!!! You do NOT hog the powder room for ANY reason! That's what CARS are for! And don't EVEN suggest the boy'z room...blech!  :lol:

I say thats what pool tables are for.....at least then the rest of the bar has some entertainment :lol:  :lol:  :oops:
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Phaedrus on November 07, 2005, 09:37:40 PM
Quote from: SuZuki10to make fun of all the other members in the past who have spelled it wrong?

Yeah to make fun of me  :nana:
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Alphamazing on November 07, 2005, 09:38:54 PM
I've been avoiding participating in this thread... and I realize that you're doing it on purpose, but that horrible spelling is driving me crazy.
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: pandy on November 07, 2005, 09:41:51 PM
Thyme four hookt awn fawnikz?  :mrgreen:
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Blazinjr on November 08, 2005, 12:03:03 AM
Quote from: Jake DHave you ever seen Cameron Diaz with her make up?

Good gawd!

with or without her make-up on I still think I would need a 12 pack of bud to do that.  She looks like she got hit in the face with a small skillet.
Title: OK
Post by: The Buddha on November 08, 2005, 09:11:44 AM
OK so what makes a regular lesbian a pur-pole lesbian ... other than the fact that pandy is in there with them ...  :lol:
Cool.
Srinath.
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: dbNnc on November 08, 2005, 10:02:17 AM
I don't know what's with some of you guys. I would gladly spend hours of quality time with either (preferably both) cheerleaders and/or Cameron Diaz.

So if either cheerleader sees this message, she can contact me by clicking on my link below.  :)
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: Jake D on November 08, 2005, 10:19:16 AM
Agreed.  You put any one or more of them in front of me and I'd knock the berries out of her muffin.
Title: Re: OK
Post by: pandy on November 08, 2005, 01:20:05 PM
Quote from: seshadri_srinathOK so what makes a regular lesbian a pur-pole lesbian ... other than the fact that pandy is in there with them ...  :lol:

As if anything else is needed!  :P  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: OK
Post by: JetSwing on November 08, 2005, 01:43:20 PM
Quote from: pandy
Quote from: seshadri_srinathOK so what makes a regular lesbian a pur-pole lesbian ... other than the fact that pandy is in there with them ...  :lol:

As if anything else is needed!  :P  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
don't go near pandy. you'll turn purple  :?
Title: Re: OK
Post by: Alphamazing on November 08, 2005, 02:06:49 PM
Quote from: JetSwingdon't go near pandy. you'll turn purple  :?

Kinda like Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
Title: Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges
Post by: pandy on November 08, 2005, 02:52:56 PM
mmMMmmMmmMMMmmmmm purrrrple chooooocolate!!!