You might be a GStwinner if....
- You see little red robots in your sleep
- You have developed an unnatural hatred of purple
- You think anyone that has a bike bigger than a GS500 is a "squid"
- You know the difference between a lesbian and a lesbien
- You get excited when DK-TRADER lists scratch and dent wileyco's on eBay
- You wish you knew as much as Kerry
- You have, at one time, made atleast one comment about Roadstergal's ass
- You can can associate the following custom titles to their members: "Bed Wetter, Micro Phallus, and Wants Boobs"
- You know what a "nood" is
- You wish there was a real life "Tard Farm" that you could send people to
Anyone want to add to this? :)
- You can turn any topic of coversation into lesbian or purple
-You aspire to be a whore
- You think the answer to all problems is search
- You're proud to be a Purple Pansy
- You can not do simple math or read
- You want my boobs :?
- You keep track of Roadstergal's bike count
- You find yourself looking for the same emoticons in AIM and Yahoo IM.
- Your gear cost you as much as your bike
- When comparing the GS to the Ninja 500, your first response is "yeah, well, the Ninja is UGLY"
- You think GS500 is the best sport, noob, stunt, touring bike ever
- You love ninjas with all of your body (including your pee pee)
- You have confessed your love for GSTwin.com to a total stranger (in hopes of getting hooked also)
- Your bike's color is rust
- Both of the engine covers have scratches
- Your bike is missing the highbeam indicator light cover
- You know the rejet settings by heart even though you haven't rejetted your bike yet
You kan't spell, youse korrect punk-shoe-a-shun, and yur grammer needs a lot of work too.
- You think your going 130mph when you're actually going only 80mph ;)
- Your bike has more parts from other bikes than its own
- You're always drunk :nana:
- You have wet dreams about rg's ass and aj's nipple :?
- You think your kitchen doubles as a garage
- You prepare a speech for the Post Whore of the Week Award
- You become angry when you find out that you''re not part of the Post Whore of the Week contest
- You have unlimited ideas for "You might be a GStwinner if...." thread :oops:
- You think you get paid for surfing GSTwin.com
- You get teased by girls for having a cute bike
- You submit ideas "one sentance-per post", to give you a higher post count
- You think I'm posting one at a time to post whore but I'm actually just posting them as they come
- Your answer to 98% of other peoples questions is to tell them to "search"
- You consider the GStwin.com decal a "mod"
- You can spot another GS500 on the other side of the highway, at night, in the fog, at 70mph.
- You have over 300 posts, but no bike
that one was good :lol:
- you wave at every other motorcycle and when one or more don't wave back; you notice that they are on a harley and log on to question "why didn't the man on the harley wave back?"
Quote from: Phaedrus- You can spot another GS500 on the other side of the highway, at night, in the fog, at 70mph.
:lol:
By sound alone you can recognize a GS500 amongst an interstate full of cars and trucks.
You can also tell what speed it's moving at, what kind of pipe it has, what the jet settings are, and whether the valves are in adjustment or not.
Your bike has more miles than your car.
You own more GS500's than rolls of toilet paper.
You actually asked a Home Depot representative what kind of Dremel accessory would work best for cutting off a motorcycle fender.
You get laughed at for having at "girls bike" at most gas stops. That is, until you pull out a gas recipt 6 states over from yesterday morning.
No matter what you're looking for, the first search you do on an online auction or classified site begins with "gs" or "su".
Your gear doesn't match your bike
No single piece of your gear matches any other piece of motorcycle safety gear you own by brand, color, or style.
You've carried all your life's possesions at least 500 miles on the back of a motorcycle.
You can disassemble, clean, and reassemble a Mikuni carburetor with both eyes closed and one hand tied behind your back using only a pair of pliers in less than 5 minutes.
- You laugh hysterically everytime someone refers to the "Katana" as "Can Of Tuna"
- You've never been to Seattle, but from the photos you've seen, you swear it must be the most beautful place on Earth.
- You figure that since your bike hasn't changed since 1989, you're hair style shouldn't either
- You think any chick who ride is a lesbien
- You enjoy fighting over a lesbien nipple picture
Holy crap, he put me as number one! :) :) :) :) Sweet
- You don't pay to have your maintenance done. Ever. Because it doesn't need any.
- You LOSE track of Roadstergal's bike count :lol:
- You've seen Kerry drop the screwdriver doing a valve job and why he used the rag to fill the void.
Quote from: pandy- You LOSE track of Roadstergal's bike count :lol:
1...2...3...4...5......154..155...157...161...err :?
- You have heard how Roadstergal miss her GS over...and over...and over...AND over.........a n d o v e r ! :roll:
-you have more than one person with your name (Mr.7, Mr. 7, mister7, mister 7, Mosuire Sept)
and (Alphafire X5 and Alphafire Xfive)
- You have a multiple personality disorder
I think mister 7 is going to post here soon because he is logged in
It is only a matter of time
Shoot I was a minute late at predicting that one
- You don't predict something that has already happened, my son. You've got lots to learn yet... :nono:
I was in the process of typing that when it happened, so in fact it didn't happen yet because I didn't refresh this page yet.
Some day I will find out who you really are and... and...and... and I will probably just :lol:
I'm your daddy...now, come sit on your papa's lap :kiss:
I bet your just talking to yourself, in an attempt to become a post whore without looking like one
hehe...you got me :oops:
Quote from: zukiGS500I bet your just talking to yourself, in an attempt to become a post whore without looking like one
:x Good one, if I wanted to be a post whore I would just use my name to accumulate my posts. I have better things to do that to log in under two names.
You actually mis Ed's reactionary arguments...
1/2 your gear is from an army surplus store, you have atleast one part from ebay on your going to get around to painting one of these days.
-ash
- YOU are your own aftermarket support.
Quote from: ashmanyou have atleast one part from ebay on your going to get around to painting one of these days.
-ash
you got me there :lol:
- If you love Belarus (very pretty women there), the Baby GS, and the forum.
:(
- You know who Jake D is referring to
ummm...i don't know any pretty woman here :roll:
- if you set and daydream about redesigning the gs more like a supersport :dunno:
yeah, i don't know any pretty ones either. :P
Quote from: Jake D- If you love Belarus (very pretty women there), the Baby GS, and the forum.
:(
what did i miss jake?, pm me if ya must, i know who its in reference to btw
Davipu take a pic of Rg's nip and suck it!!!!!!!!
-you say "yes I'd like to buy a vowel aj...then I'd like to buy a copy of that nipple picture of yours!" (if u are a true member, u must know what I'm talking about.)
See? This right here is what made me come back to the board.. I miss out on all the fun! I agree with all of these... especially "You don't even have a bike, but your post count is over 300"... I'm almost to four hundred..
And now I'm even closer.... (last one, I swear)
- You have sworn that you're leaving GSTwin for good, and you come right back and declare your love for GSTwin :lol:
I never said I was leaving for good..... only for a "cool down" period... I didn't want anyone getting pissed at me, so I took a break... then I realized it was just 1 person.. and if he couldn't live with me... well.. fark em...
8)
Quote from: Mr.78)
Now THAT is just a blatant postwhore, not even TRYING to donate to this thread... which, in itself, I suppose, furthers the point of this thread... :lol:
:?
:)
:o
Quote from: pandy:o
:lol:
:thumb:
Quote from: Mr.7Quote from: pandy:o
:lol:
:thumb:
:bs:
:nana:
:dunno: :dunno:
:roll:
:cheers: :lol:
:guns: :cheers: :lol:
:o :dunno: :mrgreen:
Jebus, guys.
:nana:
Quote from: Jake DJebus, guys.
:nana:
Stop your evil PW'ing!! :x
:nana: :mrgreen:
:nono:
:lol:
darn post whores :x
this was a great thread till you whores strolled in :nana:
yeah, what is up with the thread trashing? :roll:
*sigh*
Quote from: JetSwingQuote from: Mr.7Quote from: pandy:o
:lol:
:thumb:
:bs:
I'm sorry phaedrus.. didn't mean to start a postwhore/threadjack in YOUR thread...
EVERYONE READ THIS: NO MORE POSTWHORING IN THIS THREAD, AS IT'S ACTUALLY A USEFUL THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
</THREADJACK>
Sorry Phae, don't :guns: :guns: me....
:cheers: :thumb:
I didn't mean to.. :dunno:
You might be a GSTwinner if you have posted more than 200 posts in a week.
- You think you can carry on a conversation with emoticons alone
- You must include the word purple, at least once, in every sentence
- You get confused with work and post whoring
- You get paid for post whoring
- You get an A for post whoring
-You know the difference between postwhoring and thread trashing.
-You recognize that ALL threads are subject to immediate hijacking, and you welcome the fellowship with your fellow GSTwinners!
Phae :nana: :mrgreen:
- You give out more :nana: in a single day than an average person would in a lifetime
-You notice how many times others give out this :nana: or that :cheers:
:nana:
- You have a halo over your horns...err...hair...head...purple thingy :?
Don't talk about my purple thingie, you pervert!! :?
:lol: :kiss:
Quote from: pandyDon't talk about my purple thingie, you pervert!! :?
:lol: :kiss:
that doesn't count...you have to start with "- You" :nana:
- You go to the "Test Area" to do your business
- You haven't been to the General Discussion in months
-You get annoyed when your serious, deep, thought-provoking, meaningful, life-bettering thread is hijacked :mrgreen:
- You breathe a sigh of relief as an angel steels your thread get back on track :mrgreen:
- You have seen more whore than what new orleans can dish out during superbowl week
- You decorate your GS like a Christmas tree in your living room :P
- Your avatar looks like it is from "The Blair Witch Project"
- You are actually entertained by the "Word Association Game" and "Mystery Photos"
- You think it would be cool to put fur on your GS
- You can't let go of this thread :P
HOLY CRAP, I thought this thing died weeks ago! Oh well.. let's start adding again! *bump!*
Dear NiceGuy: Dude, you've only been a member of this board for weeks. What are you talking about?
You probably don't even know who Kerry is.
Wow. That came out a lot angrier sounding that it was supposed to.
Quote from: Jake DDear NiceGuy: Dude, you've only been a member of this board for weeks. What are you talking about?
You probably don't even know who Kerry is.
Wow. That came out a lot angrier sounding that it was supposed to.
Now I'm confused.. was that supposed to be funny.. or were you trying to be scathing... or.. I'm lost... why so much hate? Well, if you were being an ass, then :nana: :nana: if not, then :lol: :lol: :cheers: :thumb:
You get grouchy as you get older... :lol: :kiss:
Call me Old Man Jake D from now on.
:lol:
Quote from: Jake DCall me Old Man Jake D from now on.
:lol:
will do!
- You prefer to have a demeaning title
- Your name is NiceGuysFinishLast and post whoring is all you know how to do
Quote from: JetSwing- Your name is NiceGuysFinishLast and post whoring is all you know how to do
whoa whoa whoa... I resent that... I've cut back!
did you see
this thread where I was helpful?
or
this one?See! I made useful posts
- You pay people to post newbie questions you can answer (and you're very resentful person) :roll:
Quote from: JetSwing- You pay people to post newbie questions you can answer (and you're very resentful person) :roll:
Hah, I'm a college kid.. you think I could waste money on frivolous stuff like that?
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastHah, I'm a college kid.. you think I could waste money on frivolous stuff like that?
He didn't say you were using MONEY! :mrgreen:
Quote from: pandyQuote from: NiceGuysFinishLastHah, I'm a college kid.. you think I could waste money on frivolous stuff like that?
He didn't say you were using MONEY! :mrgreen:
thanks for your $.02 pandy... enough from the peanut gallery! :lol: :lol: :lol: :kiss:
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastthanks for your $.02 pandy... enough from the peanut gallery! :lol: :lol: :lol: :kiss:
We're just helping you grow the necessary thick skin!! :thumb: :mrgreen: :kiss:
You're welcome! :lol:
Quote from: pandyQuote from: NiceGuysFinishLastthanks for your $.02 pandy... enough from the peanut gallery! :lol: :lol: :lol: :kiss:
We're just helping you grow the necessary thick skin!! :thumb: :mrgreen: :kiss:
You're welcome! :lol:
I've got a thick head, what do I need thick skin for?
So if I pair my thick head with the new thick skin you're giving me, does that mean I can save a lot of money on gear and just get some boots?
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastI've got a thick head, what do I need thick skin for?
that's only a partial protection. most people think they can survive just with thick head. not true! mean words can easily penetrate your skin, travel through your bloodstream straight to your head. it happens all the time!
Quote from: JetSwingQuote from: NiceGuysFinishLastI've got a thick head, what do I need thick skin for?
that's only a partial protection. most people think they can survive just with thick head. not true! mean words can easily penetrate your skin, travel through your bloodstream straight to your head. it happens all the time!
wow.. I did not know that.. thanks for the info JetSwing!
The more you know... *cue annoying music*
NiceGuy, I can practically SEE your skin growing thicker under our tender, loving tutelage. You'll thank us in the future! :P
Quote from: pandyNiceGuy, I can practically SEE your skin growing thicker under our tender, loving tutelage. You'll thank us in the future! :P
Yep.. cuz in the future, you'll all be OLD.. and I'll still be young! Or something.. I'm really tired..can't think straight.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastYep.. cuz in the future, you'll all be OLD.. and I'll still be young! Or something.. I'm really tired..can't think straight.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm already old, but I can think and type still! :nana: :lol:
that's good! Eventually though, when your hips give out, you won't be able to pick your bike up anymore, after you look at it and it falls over! :lol: :kiss:
I can't pick it up NOW! Fortunately, I have big, strong, wonderful (thick-skinned :P) menz around me....who've gotten a LOT of practice picking my bikes up. :lol: :nana:
I cant pick up my bike either and I am not old. :nana: :nana:
You coming to the Doc Wong ride this weekend, I think I might need some practice picking up a noobies' bike?
But I havent dropped my bike in a long time and now that I just jinxed myself............
Quote from: ajgs500But I havent dropped my bike in a long time and now that I just jinxed myself............
:lol: :lol:
Just a guess. but... AJ DROPPED HER BIKE AJ DROPPED HER BIKE.. if not now, sometime within the next week!
NiceGuy- You finally surpassed me in posts. I knew it was only a matter of time. Hats off to you. You truly represent everything that the test area stands for :P
Quote from: Mr.7NiceGuy- You finally surpassed me in posts. I knew it was only a matter of time. Hats off to you. You truly represent everything that the test area stands for :P
Why thank you Mr.7... You truly represent everything that the tard farm stands for :P..... :lol: :lol: KIDDING... thanks for keeping me entertained, and I'm no longer postwhoring to the extent that I was... so you can re-surpass me... I'm not sure if that's a word.. I'm rather incoherent from lack of sleep.. gotta love dead week!
the battle of the noobies...how exciting :P :lol:
How long until we are not noobs?
It better be soon or else :guns:
I'm not even a n00b.. I'm a n00d.... so I think Mr.7 wins by default... see? I can be a gracious loser..
Stop posting! how can I beat you if you are still talking!?
:lol: ;) :P 8)
Quote from: Mr.7Stop posting! how can I beat you if you are still talking!?
:lol: ;) :P 8)
maybe I don't want you to beat me!
Quote from: scratchYou coming to the Doc Wong ride this weekend, I think I might need some practice picking up a noobies' bike?
:lol: :P
Naw. I'm not feeling up to a long, hard Doc Wong ride in the cold at the moment, but I'm sure that there will be someone out there whose bike you'll be able to pick up on Sunday. :P :mrgreen:
If ya' wanna come change your oil, I can be sure to look at my bike, and no doubt he'll fall right over, too. :( :lol:
(Note that I'm not announcing when I drop my new bike so that Phae and RVertigo can't count the # of drops! :nana: :mrgreen: )
at one time, this was a thread with value...look at it now :x
noobies...
Quote from: JetSwingat one time, this was a thread with value...look at it now :x
noobies...
don't forget us noodies too!
You ALL need lives! ;) :lol:
Quote from: JetSwingat one time, this was a thread with value...look at it now :x
noobies...
Yeah. This was a very valuable thread. 8)
Quote from: pandyYou ALL need lives! ;) :lol:
you too :lol: :lol: :lol: :kiss:
Quote from: JetSwingQuote from: pandyYou ALL need lives! ;) :lol:
you too :lol: :lol: :lol: :kiss:
I'm getting PAID to post whore! :P :nana: :lol: :kiss: :P
Quote from: pandyQuote from: JetSwingQuote from: pandyYou ALL need lives! ;) :lol:
you too :lol: :lol: :lol: :kiss:
I'm getting PAID to post whore! :P :nana: :lol: :kiss: :P
right...how could i forget. you're our resident post whoretress :lol: :P
Quote from: JetSwingright...how could i forget. you're our resident favourite semi noob :lol: :P
Awww...you say the sweetest thangs!! :kiss:
but i wanna be a meanie... :(
Quote from: JetSwingbut i wanna be a meanie... :(
Stop saying such sweet thangs then! ;)
i wont be dropping my bike anytime soon. It is at it's winter home in my mom's garage. It is snowing here too. I maybe crazy but not stupid. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
Quote from: JetSwingat one time, this was a thread with value...look at it now :x
noobies...
Hey, take a look at the first page of this thread and count how many times you posted.
:guns: Post Whores
This thread was and still is being taken over by JetSwing
i'm very sorry that you don't see the difference :nana:
Quote from: JetSwingi'm very sorry that you don't see the difference :nana:
You SOUND sorry! :lol: :kiss:
Quote from: pandyQuote from: JetSwingi'm very sorry that you don't see the difference :nana:
You SOUND sorry! :lol: :kiss:
He's gonna BE sorry if he keeps messing with the nood of death! or was that the noodle of death? I forget.. :lol: :lol:
this thread is down the drain thanks to me and all the post whores :oops:
It's not like this thread was importaint to begin with.
This thread will be immortal if we keep posting on it though
I am immortal! I don't remember any other words to the highlander theme song.. but that was part of it...
Quote from: Mr.7It's not like this thread was importaint to begin with.
:?
:? :?
:? :? :?
:nono:
Quote from: Mr.7It's not like this thread was importaint to begin with.
Consider your ass kicked, sucka :nono: :x
....... :lol:
I liked this thread until it turned into the three way emoticon battle.
I guess that's why I started flaming NiceGuy.
Quote from: Jake DI liked this thread until it turned into the three way emoticon battle.
I guess that's why I started flaming NiceGuy.
Wait a second.. I don't have a SINGLE post in this thread that doesn't have text in it... I have yet to resort to an all emoticon post.. so why the hell did you pick ME to flame? :dunno: :dunno:
:bs: :P
Quote from: PhaedrusQuote from: JetSwingat one time, this was a thread with value...look at it now :x
noobies...
Yeah. This was a very valuable thread. 8)
I think that you are agreeing with me because you are obviously being sarcastic
- You come here because it's noobie friendly
Quote from: JetSwing- You come here because it's noobie friendly
and because there's full frontal noodity
Quote from: JetSwing- You come here because it's noobie friendly
Everyone was once a newbie :mrgreen:
I'll grow out of it
you might be a real twinner if you remember:
when Pablo sold his 01
Kerry's 00
Annie Bonannie
the massachutes housing scandal
Jeff D and the leds
KevinC
and yes I did lurk for a while before i joined
Quote from: davipuwhen Pablo sold his 01
Kerry's 00
Annie Bonannie
Jeff D and the leds
These all sound like bands...
Quote from: Mr.7Quote from: JetSwing- You come here because it's noobie friendly
Everyone was once a newbie :mrgreen:
I'll grow out of it
and some may never grow out of it :nana:
Like NiceGuy :lol:
I'm laughing with you NiceGuy, not at you
Quote from: Mr.7Like NiceGuy :lol:
I'm laughing with you NiceGuy, not at you
lmao.. I don't really care, so long as you're laughin! :lol: :lol: :lol:
that's some noob love right there
You might be a GStwinner if:
- You have love for the noobs
- You have love for the noods
You might be a GStwinner if:
- You post in a thread even when you have nothing to say about the thread. :nana:
You might be a noob if:
- You are "tight" with mr.7 and/or niceguyfinishlast :lol:
this thread is great! it's like yo mama joke :lol: :lol: :lol:
yo mama so fat, her blood type is RAGU
yo mama so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it
sorry.. couldn't resist.. and I'm tight with Mr. 7.. and that NiceGuys guy.. and Pandy! And Pastrami! And AJ! (She sent me pics.. but not the nipple pic, ya pervs!), and Pandy! And RG.. well.. no, I lied.. RG hates me.. so does davipu.. but that's just cuz I called him a drunk bastard.. truth stings, eh? :lol: :lol: Jetswing hates me cuz I'm a postwhore, and Jake D... well.. I don't know... :nana: :nana: :lol:
JetSwing doesn't hate you because your a post whore. I mean, heck, he encourages post whoring every week with his post whore updates and he is at the top of the list every week.
He is just mad because you accually do something with you life. I mean, everytime I open this page JetSwing is always logged in. Does he live here or something?
I look forward to hearing back from you in a couple of seconds JetSwing, because chances are, you are logged in right now :lol:
Quote from: Mr.7JetSwing doesn't hate you because your a post whore. I mean, heck, he encourages post whoring every week with his post whore updates and he is at the top of the list every week.
He is just mad because you accually do something with you life. I mean, everytime I open this page JetSwing is always logged in. Does he live here or something?
I look forward to hearing back from you in a couple of seconds JetSwing, because chances are, you are logged in right now :lol:
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!! SRSLY!!!!!!!!! Hahaha... that was good Mr. 7!
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastsorry.. couldn't resist.. and I'm tight with Mr. 7.. and that NiceGuys guy.. and Pandy! And Pastrami! And AJ! (She sent me pics.. but not the nipple pic, ya pervs!), and Pandy! And RG.. well.. no, I lied.. RG hates me.. so does davipu.. but that's just cuz I called him a drunk bastard.. truth stings, eh? :lol: :lol: Jetswing hates me cuz I'm a postwhore, and Jake D... well.. I don't know... :nana: :nana: :lol:
I feel left out :P
You might be a noob if:
- You know how to spell PWN3D
You might be a gstwinner if:
- You get pissed off when someone talks about asians, lesbians, purple, or stunting.
Quote from: PhaedrusQuote from: NiceGuysFinishLastsorry.. couldn't resist.. and I'm tight with Mr. 7.. and that NiceGuys guy.. and Pandy! And Pastrami! And AJ! (She sent me pics.. but not the nipple pic, ya pervs!), and Pandy! And RG.. well.. no, I lied.. RG hates me.. so does davipu.. but that's just cuz I called him a drunk bastard.. truth stings, eh? :lol: :lol: Jetswing hates me cuz I'm a postwhore, and Jake D... well.. I don't know... :nana: :nana: :lol:
I feel left out :P
sorry bout that Phae, didn't know if you wanted to be associated with an ASIAN or anything... :lol: :lol:
being asian isn't derogotory (sp?). Thats ok. Being a noodie post whore? :nono: haha.
It's coo cuz I'm gelin like a felon :roll:
Quote from: Phaedrusbeing asian isn't derogotory (sp?). Thats ok. Being a noodie post whore? :nono: haha.
It's coo cuz I'm gelin like a felon :roll:
hey.. when I post whore, I wear clothes... no noodity or nudity from me!
Quote from: davipuyou might be a real twinner if you remember:
when Pablo sold his 01
Kerry's 00
Annie Bonannie
the massachutes housing scandal
Jeff D and the leds
KevinC
and yes I did lurk for a while before i joined
JeffD, is he still around? Did he ever do the leds with the integrator?
You might be a gstwinner if:
- You turn anything into a Tard Farm material.
wow
9 pages of absolute nada
:nono: :o
:nana:
Quote from: bannerwow
9 pages of absolute nada
:nono: :o
It is not nada! It started off..moderately good. :nana: :lol:
it was good till all the noobie post whores jumped in :roll:
- You have a "red robot"-inspired avatar
- You think upside down forks are kewl
hahaha...who else would try to revive this thread ;)
- you just read through 2 pages of funny stuff and 11 pages of emoticons because even though it's Saturday AND it's a beautiful 70 degrees out, your bike is still in a million pieces in the garage, and your still waiting for that one last piece to arrive....
You might be a Gstwin member if u constantly resurrect ur own threads.....
...you jack other members avatars and make it your own :laugh:
- you miss checking in on the board for a day and there are 18000000 new posts...
half of which deal with: "What exhasts are out there", "Is the GS500 a good first bike","HELP _ I can't find the lugnuts!" and none of which offer anyhting insightful after the thrid post (just meaningless pw'ing and thread-jacking)...
the other half are "10 year old non-running GS 4 Sale - $3500", "Look at xxxxxx Postwhore Somemore", "Anyguynighnr1958 has something to share (haha funker....buy my helmet will ya)", "ooof I found this 40 year old video online of some guy crashing his bike.....I know we've all seen it, tried it, know the guy personally....but it's new to me so I thought I'd share".....
yeah....I'm gettin frisky cause no time in the saddle for two weeks....
Quote from: mastrind on February 11, 2006, 07:16:08 PM
yeah....I'm gettin frisky cause no time in the saddle for two weeks....
People need to describe themselves as "frisky" more often.
...f....r....i....s.....k....y....
....feelin better now.....hiccup....just polished off my first bottle of Mumm Napa of the night....hiccup....should I go for 2....hehehehe....god I love that stuff....hiccup....I can still type pretty filppin good....guess I need more....hehehehe...hiccup...
- You fill up at the gas station and forget to swap from "RES" back to "FUEL" position.
- You forget to put the kickstand down and get off the bike and the bike tips over
- You accidently miss the shift from 1st to 2nd and instead rev in neutral often
- ... and other jackass related things (http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=25810.0)
- You chuckle everytime you see Turd Ferguson sign his posts as "-Turd"
- You know who "Teflon Nick" is
- You think saying "bumpasaurus" is a really funny thing. Not as funny as the "free pie and chips" Geico lizard but, but funny nonetheless.
-You use the word "ghey" often
bump, cause its good old fun. Miss ya man.
If everyone's got your back, even if you don't always get along.
GSTwins is family, we've all really pulled together this past week.
Rich is always going to be a GSTwinner, he's still got us thinking about what it means to belong here.
- You might be a Gstwinner if....
You never actually met Rich, but when you found out you cried anyways.
R.I.P.
posthumous Bumpasaurus Muwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
and or you realise when you type in g ay it comes out g ay, but typed g ay (without the space) it comes out ghey :laugh: :cry:
-You might be a GSTwin member if you wished with all your heart that you could be in New York today
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/richchristie.jpg)
:icon_rolleyes: :cry:
:dunno_white:
You spend more time talking to people in the GSTwins chatroom than you do your family...
...you resurrect long ass posts that are more than a year old
...if you think of the thread's original poster while you ride
if you can't look at a cat and not wonder if it will fit in a helmet
Quote from: manofthefield on July 20, 2007, 06:31:54 AM
...you resurrect long ass posts that are more than a year old
...if you think of the thread's original poster while you ride
+1000000000000000
Quote from: frankieG on July 20, 2007, 08:17:52 AM
if you can't look at a cat and not wonder if it will fit in a helmet
Was that a joke :dunno_white: not very funny
You have nearly 2000 posts and not one of them is bike related :laugh:
Quote from: mach1 on July 20, 2007, 03:52:57 PM
Quote from: frankieG on July 20, 2007, 08:17:52 AM
if you can't look at a cat and not wonder if it will fit in a helmet
Was that a joke :dunno_white: not very funny
terrys avatar with the kitty dumb ass
Quote from: frankieG on July 20, 2007, 08:17:52 AM
if you can't look at a cat and not wonder if it will fit in a helmet
Just be thankfull he didn't put the pic on where the kitty is wrapped in duct tape :o
Quote from: frankieG on July 20, 2007, 06:28:42 PM
Quote from: mach1 on July 20, 2007, 03:52:57 PM
Quote from: frankieG on July 20, 2007, 08:17:52 AM
if you can't look at a cat and not wonder if it will fit in a helmet
Was that a joke :dunno_white: not very funny
terrys avatar with the kitty dumb ass
What about it :icon_rolleyes:
Quote from: Absolute Rescue on July 20, 2007, 09:43:32 AM
Quote from: manofthefield on July 20, 2007, 06:31:54 AM
...you resurrect long ass posts that are more than a year old
...if you think of the thread's original poster while you ride
+1000000000000000
indeed absolute :cry: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: btw who resurrected this thread, whas it i, or someone else here whomever it was mad props :bowdown: :bowdown:
.....if you look at your buddy list and wait for Revolution13815 to sign on :cry:
reviving one pf phaedrus' most memorable threads. and one i look back on fondly
to continue...
" you refer to your gs as your second third , fourth or refer to teh buddhas house as gs-mart"
You buy most of your gear here instead of stores!
I wish I could have met Phad seemed like an upstanding gent!
mary
indeed he is/was/always will be
I only joined to impress chicks....
You can say you like parallel twins with a straight face - not even understanding for a few seconds why everyone around you is in peals of laughter.
Cool.
Buddha.
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on April 01, 2009, 12:03:59 AM
You buy most of your gear here instead of stores!
I wish I could have met Phad seemed like an upstanding gent!
mary
You have no idea. He is sorely missed.
you remember pablos wheelie avatar from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy back in the day :oops:
you wonder about cabbage
Oh gawd frankie. hte cabbage farts comments lol. ( sorry been digging up postwhorage threads )
you remember what it used to really say when someone said I love YOU
Quote from: jserio on May 09, 2011, 07:21:41 PM
you remember what it used to really say when someone said I love YOU
not sure honestly. my memory is shot. ( health lol )i remember when B*tch actually came out like B*tch was shootin the shaZam! with mandy via messenger. and was bringing up new filters. one of them that word, and what it should be. well, i suggested Buddha Loves You never thought it would actually happen. also suggested a monthly contest. where the winner gets to pick the word filter translation like Buddha Loves You. but they could pick whatever as long as it wasnt/wouldnt be filtered itself. i had a double filter picked out lol. like F*CK coems out F%^K but the double would be F%^K translated back to F*CK. she was like hmm idk about that. i got to thinking, that might crash the server. cause i blew up the phones at work doing this. ( 2 line system, had line 1 forwarded to line 2, and vice-versa)
if I love YOU comes out like that, i wonder what I love YOU really comes out like?
but the b*tch one works great in the 3 word game lol
:police: it's the post-whore police! Or would it be the Vice Department of GsTwins?
Quote from: jserio on May 09, 2011, 08:19:19 PM
:police: it's the post-whore police! Or would it be the Vice Department of GsTwins?
ive been looking for the postwhore thread pre 45 sec rule. i had 3 pages of 1 character replies. if i knew about when it was, id search by that. if i search by my name ill be busy until barack obama leaves the whitehouse in 2012 :technical:
When you go to bed after being on the pc for 3 hours reading gstwin, and wake up at 5 and repeat cause you cant sleep.. :thumb: :technical:
1st thing you do getting online is chekcing gstwin
2nd thing is reply to teh 3 word game, 3 before logging off is check gstwin.
and while doing anytign else. you have gstwin open on another tab
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 15, 2011, 06:22:39 PM
1st thing you do getting online is chekcing gstwin
2nd thing is reply to teh 3 word game, 3 before logging off is check gstwin.
and while doing anytign else. you have gstwin open on another tab
You been stalking me? :o
:flipoff: always i am :flipoff:
Yamahahonkawazuki, there are many decaffeinated brands that are just as tasty as the real thing.
I was gonna say that you might be a GSTwin member if you are more impressed with 55mpg than 65hp.
Quote from: bill14224 on June 16, 2011, 06:34:35 PM
Yamahahonkawazuki, there are many decaffeinated brands that are just as tasty as the real thing.
I was gonna say that you might be a GSTwin member if you are more impressed with 55mpg than 65hp.
very much so. a bike that can go fast just takes her time gettign there. once there. can go what 50 miles further than stock? give or take a few?, see i had to log back in and postwhore before passing out
Might be a GSTwinner if you see a GS on the road and wonder if they are member's too
Michael
might be a gstwinner if you see gstwin riders on the facebook acct and refer them here.
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 17, 2011, 03:53:09 AM
might be a gstwinner if you see gstwin riders on the facebook acct and refer them here.
Doesn't everyone do that?? :confused:
Quote from: mister on June 17, 2011, 03:05:20 AM
Might be a GSTwinner if you see a GS on the road and wonder if they are member's too
Michael
I've only ever seen two other GS's on the road...and one of them is TusconDog... :icon_mrgreen:
Now that I have sold mine...maybe I will see three... :icon_lol: ...I don't think he has signed up yet, but he is on my other site...so I will hound him to come in here, even if it is only for the tech tips... :cool:
Later.
Quote from: madjak30 on June 17, 2011, 10:24:01 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 17, 2011, 03:53:09 AM
might be a gstwinner if you see gstwin riders on the facebook acct and refer them here.
Doesn't everyone do that?? :confused:
Quote from: mister on June 17, 2011, 03:05:20 AM
Might be a GSTwinner if you see a GS on the road and wonder if they are member's too
Michael
I've only ever seen two other GS's on the road...and one of them is TusconDog... :icon_mrgreen:
Now that I have sold mine...maybe I will see three... :icon_lol: ...I don't think he has signed up yet, but he is on my other site...so I will hound him to come in here, even if it is only for the tech tips... :cool:
Later.
ther4e are a few that hadnt surprisingly. i had foudn this place in jul 03 by net search.
haha i remember this thread. lets give rich/ phaedrus some much deserved karma. lets get him above 50 or 500 or 5000. and also adidas needs to be far above his curent count of karma. hes a valuable member here. and our current west coast parts whore.
You might be a twinner if you roll over in the morning check Facebook, then check gstwin
Quote from: slipperymongoose on January 25, 2013, 09:29:59 PM
You might be a twinner if you roll over in the morning check Facebook, then check gstwin
slacker lol its check gstwin FIRST. facebook is like a dingleberry. always on your ass.
No I'm one of the new breed Facebook first
true. thats only if youre not a true postwhore. ( or an australian)
Oh please yamma the times they are a changing
very true. but, but .. im an OG postwhore here. i MUST hit the twin first. ive got this thing for naked twins. even tho i sold my gs a few years ago, to help mom with her med. bills, i still stop in here first thing. facebook although i use that to round up friends i had known since my childhood near chicago. found all but a few of them. most of which are still alive.
Changing? What a load of bollocks. GSTwins first, FB second. No fuking loyalty if you do FB first.
Old men prattling on alot
Quote from: mister on January 25, 2013, 11:57:45 PM
Changing? What a load of bollocks. GSTwins first, FB second. No fuking loyalty if you do FB first.
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: Amen brother beavis. (http://www.animatedgif.net/beavisbutthead/bevis_e0.gif)
And yamma becomes butthead
Quote from: slipperymongoose on January 26, 2013, 12:09:37 AM
And yamma becomes butthead
before the dr house lookalike phase in my life, i could damn near match beavis in his great cornholio phase.
Tp in the bung hole
Slips is a bunghole. :icon_mrgreen:
Mister has a loose bung hole
I have no bung hole. It is nothing to be ashamed of.
Suppose it's more of a cavity now
No opening at all.
So your full of it then is that what your saying?
Nope. I teleport it out my body and onto the forum :thumb:
Yeah your full of it with that kinda crap talk
This thread is useless with out a CAT GIF
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9bt7wKl4l1rd82i4o1_500.gif)
Yes slips. Freely admit it.
Bout time you did
About time you did, I should think. Course, you will now say, "No it isn't" or some other thing to be different/opposite just for the sake of it.
I did it ages ago catch up now
this isnt LPW mister so you dont win :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :cheers:
I spend more time on gstwin than facebook, yet I have no gs, and plenty of friends...
Fb sucks. Google+ is where the 3%ers go. Fb is for the drone masses.
Quote from: xunedeinx on January 26, 2013, 11:25:07 AM
I spend more time on gstwin than facebook, yet I have no gs, and plenty of friends...
Well, you did have a pretty nice one until you tried using it as a bar-b-q grill down by the water.
Oh, and a cat playing with fire, for your enjoyment....
(http://www.gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Animals/Cat%20playing%20with%20fire.gif)
Yama doesn't have a gs either. Never let the lack of a gs stop you from goofing off in this place.
I have enough GS500's to cover X and Y. They can adopt them!
Oh, another cute cat for your Caturday enjoyment
(http://i.imgur.com/01KRO.gif)
I've put notes on GS500s I've seen while out and about. Anyone else do it too?
I have - but no response. Hard enough to get a response when you meet the owner in person.
Some people lack the passion for their babies that some of us have.
Yeah we're a special bunch
Slips, you are special alright - licking windows on the bus etc. But we expect it from you so all good.
No I snort the white powder there's a difference
Quote from: mister on January 26, 2013, 07:31:51 PM
Slips, you are special alright - licking windows on the bus etc. But we expect it from you so all good.
well hell hes an australian, whadaya expect :whisper:
Mister is not he drinks flowers instead
Yup, I drink flowers. Much better than drinking dehydrated beans which have been ground to a pulp - it liquid which contains the biological waste products of yeast.
It works better than the crap you drink
Works better to do what?
Well I sing alot better for one
Quote from: mister on January 26, 2013, 12:12:15 PM
Fb sucks. Google+ is where the 3%ers go. Fb is for the drone masses.
google plus is what FB was. and google + will be what FB is shortly. if they dont watch it. been a part of FB since its inception. its went downhill badly. mark fuckerberg screwed this one up bad
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 08:39:58 PM
Quote from: mister on January 26, 2013, 12:12:15 PM
Fb sucks. Google+ is where the 3%ers go. Fb is for the drone masses.
google plus is what FB was. and google + will be what FB is shortly. if they dont watch it. been a part of FB since its inception. its went downhill badly. mark fuckerberg screwed this one up bad
Maybe. I find a complete different people on G+ than FB.
I have G+ but don't use it...LinkdIn, Twitter, Facebook & forums...very time consuming stuff! Need to push away from the computer more (or put the phone down) and live life...ride bikes & take pictures...
Later.
They are all for data collection, all of them. If you use them they own every key stroke. Every email, every txt message, every post. They use it to make money and build user profiles. They sell this data to anybody. How else do they stay in business offering a free "service"? Yet nobody can stop because they are addicted.
What's this? Mister admitting he's full of crap? About time!
Just remember.. it's one step, one day at a time! Every small victory counts on the road to recovery :D :flipoff:
Quote from: Kijona on March 29, 2013, 06:51:56 PM
What's this? Mister admitting he's full of crap? About time!
Just remember.. it's one step, one day at a time! Every small victory counts on the road to recovery :D :flipoff:
Guess I missed that one???
Quote from: codajastal on March 29, 2013, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Kijona on March 29, 2013, 06:51:56 PM
What's this? Mister admitting he's full of crap? About time!
Just remember.. it's one step, one day at a time! Every small victory counts on the road to recovery :D :flipoff:
Guess I missed that one???
Said he had no butthole...which means he is full of crap XD
Quote from: Kijona on March 29, 2013, 07:34:07 PM
Quote from: codajastal on March 29, 2013, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Kijona on March 29, 2013, 06:51:56 PM
What's this? Mister admitting he's full of crap? About time!
Just remember.. it's one step, one day at a time! Every small victory counts on the road to recovery :D :flipoff:
Guess I missed that one???
Said he had no butthole...which means he is full of crap XD
No he didnt?
He said he had no 'BUNG HOLE' which is totally different.........sorry to rain on your parade :dunno_black:
Quote from: mister on January 26, 2013, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 08:39:58 PM
Quote from: mister on January 26, 2013, 12:12:15 PM
Fb sucks. Google+ is where the 3%ers go. Fb is for the drone masses.
google plus is what FB was. and google + will be what FB is shortly. if they dont watch it. been a part of FB since its inception. its went downhill badly. mark fuckerberg screwed this one up bad
Maybe. I find a complete different people on G+ than FB.
you will. for now m8. give it time. as it goes to shaZam!, the good ppl will leave, the Meh types will wander in, and all sorts of spam and worthless games will clog its arteries. fb now is what myspace was like near hte end. ( if its not dead yet, it IS near its end lol
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 08:39:58 PM
Quote from: mister on January 26, 2013, 12:12:15 PM
Fb sucks. Google+ is where the 3%ers go. Fb is for the drone masses.
google plus is what FB was. and google + will be what FB is shortly. if they dont watch it. been a part of FB since its inception. its went downhill badly. mark fuckerberg screwed this one up bad
no, facebook always sucked it started as popularity contest, and continues.
g+ let's you choose and make circles, and post directly without hearing bs from drones. and, it kills spam instantly.
gstwins is where the kool kids are, even if they don't post much.
Quote from: ohgood on March 30, 2013, 12:51:13 AM
no, facebook always sucked it started as popularity contest, and continues.
g+ let's you choose and make circles, and post directly without hearing bs from drones. and, it kills spam instantly.
gstwins is where the kool kids are, even if they don't post much.
Facebook and G+ both suck.
Might be a Gstwin member if you talk more BS than GS! :flipoff:
Mary
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on April 01, 2013, 08:59:51 PM
Might be a Gstwin member if you talk more BS than GS! :flipoff:
Mary
Amen sister! :bowdown: