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Title: OHH giant balls.
Post by: ashman on November 19, 2005, 10:35:24 PM
whos got the biggest  BALLS of them all!?! anyone ever had that song come on the radio w/ mom or grandmaw in the car. its kinda weirrddddd. or a sex shop commercial comes on, "W/ THE LATEST FULL FACIAL VIDS AND A HUGE SELECTION OF SELF WARMING LUBES" Tis the holidays, granny probally needs some lube.

-ash
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Post by: pandy on November 19, 2005, 10:38:17 PM
:?
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Post by: Blazinjr on November 19, 2005, 11:08:31 PM
I had burnt a song on a disc by accident and it was playing in my car when I was taking my mom to the carryout to get some small groceries.

I can't remember the proper name but it goes like this...  Cum stains on the pillow, where she once laid her head.

I felt like opening the door and throwing myself out of the car. :mrgreen:
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Post by: ajgs500 on November 20, 2005, 12:13:48 AM
Umm no but I did stuff my mom's stocking full of condoms last Christmas.
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Post by: bubba zanetti on November 20, 2005, 01:38:43 AM
Quote from: ashmanwhos got the biggest  BALLS of them all!?! anyone ever had that song come on the radio w/ mom or grandmaw in the car. its kinda weirrddddd. or a sex shop commercial comes on, "W/ THE LATEST FULL FACIAL VIDS AND A HUGE SELECTION OF SELF WARMING LUBES" Tis the holidays, granny probally needs some lube.

-ash

That song is classic AC/DC, Bon Scott AC/DC even. :thumb:  I can't tell you album it's off cause I don't have it.
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Post by: pantablo on November 20, 2005, 01:39:46 AM
Quote from: pandy:?

puh-leeze....
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Post by: zukiGS500 on November 20, 2005, 03:09:30 AM
I dont remember the song, but my mom wasnt to happy when she heard the line
"Put your hands down my pants and ill bet you'll feel nuts"
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Post by: ajgs500 on November 20, 2005, 04:12:18 AM
Quote from: zukiGS500I dont remember the song, but my mom wasnt to happy when she heard the line
"Put your hands down my pants and ill bet you'll feel nuts"

That would have been The Bloodhound Gangs's " The Bad Touch"!!!
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Post by: un1261 on November 20, 2005, 07:50:52 AM
Give the dog a bone
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Post by: Blingmasta on November 20, 2005, 08:39:02 AM
"Thunderstruck" by ACDC is the one that sings about teh ballz.
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Post by: pandy on November 20, 2005, 09:40:05 AM
<------refer to halo!!! :P  :lol:



Quote from: pantablo
Quote from: pandy:?
puh-leeze....
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Post by: zukiGS500 on November 20, 2005, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: Blingmasta"Thunderstruck" by ACDC is the one that sings about teh ballz.

Actually its Big Balls off the Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap album
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Post by: natedawg120 on November 20, 2005, 05:25:11 PM
thunderstruck is about rebelious people having sex.

Edit: with girls they just met.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on November 20, 2005, 06:47:38 PM
Quote from: BlazinjrI had burnt a song on a disc by accident and it was playing in my car when I was taking my mom to the carryout to get some small groceries.

I can't remember the proper name but it goes like this...  Cum stains on the pillow, where she once laid her head.

I felt like opening the door and throwing myself out of the car. :mrgreen:
nice, lol thats david allen coe :thumb:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on November 20, 2005, 10:40:38 PM
Lyrics to aforementioned song (http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=S0C3r6GvNvs%3D)
:thumb: [/url]
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Post by: Blazinjr on November 21, 2005, 05:42:59 AM
That would be it!
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Post by: juno on November 23, 2005, 07:13:48 AM
I laugh every time I see commercials on TV and they are talking about "Your daily facial"  Cracks me up! :lol:
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Post by: Church6360 on November 23, 2005, 08:54:09 AM
there is some late night infomercial that i used to see every now and then for "Nads hair removal cream" it was a cream for women to use on their legs, to remove hair. http://www.nads.com
but just watching these people say things like "I can't believe how well Nads has worked for me, i rub it all over my legs!"
i crack up every time i see thoes ads.
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Post by: juno on November 23, 2005, 09:05:00 AM
I've seen that NADS ad too!  Thats too funny!  I checked your link and there is also a NADS wand.....and a NADS squeegee!  OMFG!!!!

My favorite late night commercial is for some phone "service" (sex or dating, i do not know) called Red Hott.  It's all women in the ad, and they say things like (stewardess) "Whenever I get to a new town I grab the local paper and call the RED HOTT number.  The best part is at the end when there is this vapid chick in a bathtub who says:  When I want to relax there's nothing I like more than to get in a bubblebath and call RED HOTT.  

Well.....I guess you have to see it.

Remember those phone sex "Pick up the phone" ads?  

Now there are ghey ones, too.
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Post by: SuZuki10 on November 23, 2005, 12:33:36 PM
I have Nads.


:oops:


It doesn't really work.
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Post by: ajgs500 on November 23, 2005, 12:34:43 PM
+1  :thumb:  :thumb:
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Post by: pandy on November 23, 2005, 12:34:50 PM
Quote from: SuZuki10I have Nads. :oops: It doesn't really work.

I ordered it once, too. It was garbage!  :x
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Post by: scratch on November 23, 2005, 12:39:25 PM
It's not Nair?
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Post by: ajgs500 on November 23, 2005, 12:44:22 PM
Nair doesnt work either unless you want chemical burns!!!