If you wish to post
then reply in Haiku form
or you will be flamed :nana:
I like to eat toast
My breakfast was delicious
This haiku is lame
This thread is no good
It isn't very easy
To write in Haiku.
Being a post whore
Is a lot more difficult
When bounded in form
bitter cold morning
cannot enjoy riding peace
machine will stop now
Haikus are so lame
They are just stupid poems
Invented by Japs
summer calls to me
come ride your motorcycle
live without your cage
It is winter now
Lots of people cannot ride
They are not Texans
When summer time comes
You'll be sweating your nuts off
We'll be laughing then
When the heat comes back
I will bring out the mesh gear
Wind through my jacket
Winter snow sparkles
Autumn leaves show their brilliance
And you miss it all
:P
Precipitation
I can not stand this frosty
Precipitation
:x
Let's retire this thread
Just Kidding I like Haikus
Time to go to lunch
i don't like my job
morons calling all day long
need to find a rich girl :D
Rich girls are easy
Find one that does not complain
Then live on her cash
These pointless topics
Give me a way to avoid
The work I should do
Thermodynamics
Chemistry is the devil
I detest homework
I should start working
Before my boss fires my ass
Or I could go smoke
(It's a 5 syllable - 7 syllable - 5 syllable pattern for those who don't know)
Smoking might be fun
Perhaps some smoked beef jerky?
Delicious dried cows
Why'd you say that now
You saying I did it wrong
I will cut you now
You were incorrect
I felt compelled to inform
I am scared of you
I should start working
Before my boss fires me
Or I could go smoke
I should learn to count
Saying fire is just one
Like a Southerner
You should be happy
Simple math is my rival
I cannot count well
These haikus suck balls
You postwhores are freakin' nuts
Bring on the nipple
Quote from: Jake DThese haikus suck balls
You postwhores are freakin' nuts
Now bring on the nipple
HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
:lol:
Quote from: Jake DThese haikus suck balls
You postwhores are freakin' nuts
Now bring on the nipple
You suck at haikus
Learn how to count you retard
It's five seven five
:nana:
Quote from: Jake DThese haikus suck balls
You postwhores are freakin' nuts
Bring on the nipple
Not sure what you mean
I think you changed it for me
Stinky smurf herder
LOLOL
ROFLMAO
STFU whore
Poor little GS
Harleys and squids laugh at him
"I want to play too!"
:mrgreen:
Laundry on the floor
the stack is getting bigger
Did that sock just move?
Thank you for that
I need to do laundry, too
I have no clothing
Did you not notice
That comma is unneeded
Damn punctuation
Je ne parle pas
La langue des Americans
Je n'aime pas La France
French is so stupid
English is complicated
But it kicks much ass
I impressed myself
Writing a haiku in French
Or is it Freedom?
Winter is now here
Your bike leans against the wall
Crying in the dark
A sad day indeed
My GS is languishing
Outside in the snow
also should contain
seasonal words conveying
nature like 'frozen'
Quote from: AlphaFire X5(It's a 5 syllable - 7 syllable - 5 syllable pattern for those who don't know)
I'm in class right now
Dont want to do any work
oh shaZam!, teachers here.
I need to study
Calculus exam today
Please cancel classes
the SV slumbers
temps low as alpha's calc grade
my right wrist is sad :(
The test was not bad
We had a funny problem
I drew a turkey
worsham field winds blow
yet tarheels resufe to die
I never liked blue :(
I still like haikus
Why did this thread die so fast?
Illiterate jerks
Tricks are for hookers
White sheets are for Delta Dawn
Two dollar holler
oil level is good
tire pressure is good as well
spring is here.... BOOOOOOOYAH!!!!!
I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLast on March 26, 2006, 10:33:34 PM
I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it
You stole that from Bash.
Perhaps you should write your own,
You comical nood.
NICEGUYSFINISHLAST
has a similar picture as
ALPHAFIRE X5
Quote from: annguyen1981 on March 26, 2006, 11:21:34 PM
NICEGUYSFINISHLAST
has a similar picture as
ALPHAFIRE X5
My name doesn't work
It contains six syllables
Not the needed five
It is 5 - 8 - 5
or is it 5 - 7 - 5
DAMN IT! I don't care! :laugh:
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on March 26, 2006, 10:45:22 PM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLast on March 26, 2006, 10:33:34 PM
I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it
You stole that from Bash.
Perhaps you should write your own,
You comical nood.
You're right it's stolen
I was too tired to write one
Ok I'm lazy
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLast on March 27, 2006, 09:56:18 AM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on March 26, 2006, 10:45:22 PM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLast on March 26, 2006, 10:33:34 PM
I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it
You stole that from Bash.
Perhaps you should write your own,
You comical nood.
You're right it's stolen
I was too tired to write one
Ok I'm lazy
Please maintain your form!
Unless you meant to say "tard"
Are haikus that hard?
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on March 27, 2006, 11:22:31 AM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLast on March 27, 2006, 09:56:18 AM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on March 26, 2006, 10:45:22 PM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLast on March 26, 2006, 10:33:34 PM
I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it
You stole that from Bash.
Perhaps you should write your own,
You comical nood.
You're right it's stolen
I was too tired to write one
Ok I'm lazy
Please maintain your form!
Unless you meant to say "tard"
Are haikus that hard?
I debated long
and hard on syllable count
tired is two, true
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
Experience life
for life is an experi-
ence love sex pleasure
Did I do so good
I cannot tell for my words
often ramble off
GS haiku bad
my eyes are hurting a lot
please stop the pain now
:icon_razz:
I love my GS
four hundred eighty seven
ccs of pure joy.
Old man on GS
Never rides terribly fast
Stupidly happy.
Why is this thread back?
Haikus should stay in the past
And leave me alone
Whoah! Thread revival!
What the hell am I thinking?
I am slightly drunk.
AlphaFire is drunk.
He is tolerable now.
I hope he stays drunk.
:icon_mrgreen:
lol :cheers: for liqour
Quote from: nick_villan on April 12, 2007, 10:41:03 PM
lol :cheers: for liqour
That is not haiku.
This thread is just for haiku.
Please speak in haiku.
:laugh:
i didnt really now
drink alpha, drink until you
cant drink no more
Haiku is quite lame
real men speak arabic prose
Arabic prose is lame too
i have drunk too much
i am Ăbersexy when drunk
i need to stay drunk :nono:
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao - until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you are seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
oh my freaking Gawd
What a waste of precious time
can't believe it's back.
8)
yes I am quite bored
it is twelve thirty at night
it's time to rack out.
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
:laugh: :oops: