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Title: pop tart killer
Post by: ginoe on December 16, 2005, 11:59:46 AM
look what i got out of the vending machine today...it's never been in there before, i guess for xmas time?

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/ginoe/poptart_killer.jpg)

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Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Jeppy on December 16, 2005, 12:04:36 PM
Ok.....ummmm.......



(http://www.starterupsteve.com/funny12/tasty.jpg)
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Jake D on December 16, 2005, 12:05:26 PM
Those are actually a lot better for you than you'd think!!!
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: JetSwing on December 16, 2005, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: Jake DThose are actually a lot better for you than you'd think!!!
i was thinking if i replace all my meals with those, it'll kill me in 10 years...but you're saying 11 years??  woohoo!  :lol:
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Badger on December 16, 2005, 12:13:27 PM
No comment on the snackfood...but I want one of those coffee mugs!
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Jake D on December 16, 2005, 12:14:12 PM
Ginoe!  Take a pic of that nutritional lable!!  Educate these fools.
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: jason_S on December 16, 2005, 12:38:37 PM
Hey, I got that same POS phone sitting on my desk.  I think it's older than I am.
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Jeppy on December 16, 2005, 12:39:50 PM
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 100 grams  
Amount Per Serving  
Calories 377 Calories from Fat 10

 % Daily Value*
 
Total Fat 1g 2%
 
  Saturated Fat 0g 2%
 
  Polyunsaturated Fat 1g  
 
  Monounsaturated Fat 0g  
 
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
 
Sodium 1072mg 45%
 
Protein 6g  
 
Total Carbohydrate 87g 29%
 
  Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
 
  Sugars  

Vitamin A 150% Vitamin C 83%
 
Calcium 1% Iron 40%
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.  Your daily value may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Jake D on December 16, 2005, 12:43:32 PM
Yeah, that is a lot of calories.  But very little fat.  If you move around at all in this world you'd burn that up pretty quick.

BTW, WTF is RTFM?
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Alphamazing on December 16, 2005, 12:44:45 PM
Jake D, read the f%$king manual.

Unless of course you just wanted an excuse to type a lot of acronyms...
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Jake D on December 16, 2005, 12:53:21 PM
Thanks Alphafire.  

I still didn't get it after reading your post.  

I thought you were flaming me.  I was like, "You some Buddha Loves You!"
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: JetSwing on December 16, 2005, 12:59:18 PM
RTFS - Read The f%$king Source or Read The f%$king Specification
RTFD - Read The f%$king Documentation
RTFI - Read The f%$king Instructions
RTDM - Read The Damn/Darn Manual
RYFM - Read Your f%$king Manual
STFW - Search The f%$king Web

and i just made this up for all the noobs...

UTFS - Use The f%$king Search
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Alphamazing on December 16, 2005, 12:59:59 PM
Haha. I was kinda hoping you'd take it that way at first, just for comedic value! :lol:

My favorite is:

<studdud> what the f%$k is wtf
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: ginoe on December 16, 2005, 01:10:40 PM
i can understand how most don't know but what's sad is the guys at the data center where i work had no clue... :?

Quote from: Jake DBTW, WTF is RTFM?
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Phaedrus on December 16, 2005, 01:23:11 PM
RTFM is old school hacker jargon. Thats why. They don't teach what RTFM is in the fancy "Information Technology" degree programs.  :P
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Jake D on December 16, 2005, 01:36:50 PM
Technology isn't really my. . .uh. . .area.

I do have a PS2 AND a DVD player hooked up to my TV at the same time however.  So I got that goin' for me.  Which is nice.  

Okay, smarty pants: what does DVD stand for?
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: SuZuki10 on December 16, 2005, 01:42:08 PM
I have that same crappy phone at work too! And we have Rice Krispie treats for the patients in the hopsital, I guess for the pedi patients.  We all eat them though, then we send the kids fruit!
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Jake D on December 16, 2005, 01:44:11 PM
Excuse me, Amanda.  There is a "Mr. Satan" calling for you on line one.
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: JetSwing on December 16, 2005, 02:03:22 PM
Quote from: Jake DOkay, smarty pants: what does DVD stand for?
dvd doesn't stand anything...could be "digital video disc" but it's not.
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Badger on December 16, 2005, 02:05:06 PM
Quote from: Jake DOkay, smarty pants: what does DVD stand for?
Digital Versatile Disc.
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: JetSwing on December 16, 2005, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Badger
Quote from: Jake DOkay, smarty pants: what does DVD stand for?
Digital Versatile Disc.
people have tried to retrofit that meaning...dvd is dvd
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: davipu on December 16, 2005, 02:36:32 PM
ok, so i read this thread thinking that there's going to be a vid of a guy playing james bond shooting the poptarts as they pop up out of the toaster.  I'm so disapointed.
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Old Mr. Wilson on December 16, 2005, 08:07:36 PM
That is a Rholm (sic?) phone. The RP model 120 I believe. Secretaries usually have the "400" with LCD display and intercom feature. There is a "240" as well that is a smaller version of the deluxe 400. Y"all probably have the 9000 series switch in the "Comm Room". Love, Wilson
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Phaedrus on December 16, 2005, 08:25:54 PM
Um, yeah. Probably.  :P
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on December 17, 2005, 01:18:25 AM
Quote from: Jake DTechnology isn't really my. . .uh. . .area.

I do have a PS2 AND a DVD player hooked up to my TV at the same time however.  So I got that goin' for me.  Which is nice.  

Okay, smarty pants: what does DVD stand for?
Damned venerial disease? :roll:  :nana:  :lol:
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: zukiGS500 on December 17, 2005, 02:56:06 AM
Quote from: JetSwingRTFS - Read The f%$king Source or Read The f%$king Specification
RTFD - Read The f%$king Documentation
RTFI - Read The f%$king Instructions
RTDM - Read The Damn/Darn Manual
RYFM - Read Your f%$king Manual
STFW - Search The f%$king Web

and i just made this up for all the noobs...

UTFS - Use The f%$king Search

My favorite and the answer to almost ever tech support issue is

PEBKAC

Problem Exsists Between Keyboard And Chair

That and spilling beer on the machine, which i think i just did
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: boosdad on December 17, 2005, 06:57:58 AM
QuoteMy favorite and the answer to almost ever tech support issue is

PEBKAC

Problem Exsists Between Keyboard And Chair

I had started to take courses to TRY to get my MCSA/ MSCE and I believe it was in my A+ class that the instructor told us about PEBKAC and told us to remeber it and we would use it.  He was right.  It gets said almost daily.
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: JetSwing on December 17, 2005, 06:59:02 AM
i just say UE - User Error  :lol:
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: ktrim on December 17, 2005, 07:05:22 AM
We call it a DAO error  (dumb@$$ operator)
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: Phaedrus on December 17, 2005, 09:25:02 AM
"ID 10 T" errors here ;)
Title: pop tart killer
Post by: ginoe on December 17, 2005, 01:26:21 PM
i have a t-shirt with that on it...

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/ginoe/pebkacSmall.jpg)

Quote from: greennug
QuoteMy favorite and the answer to almost ever tech support issue is

PEBKAC

Problem Exsists Between Keyboard And Chair

I had started to take courses to TRY to get my MCSA/ MSCE and I believe it was in my A+ class that the instructor told us about PEBKAC and told us to remeber it and we would use it.  He was right.  It gets said almost daily.