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Title: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: calamari on December 26, 2005, 01:12:17 PM
Yes, this is the result of my scientific research that I started a few days after I got my GS...

Riding a motorcycle makes you poop better!

It's true! you see, the squating position is the most natural way to expell the crap out of you (literally), that's why people who have squat-type toilets are healthier in general (and no, having access to millions of medicament that treat symptoms [not cause] doesn not qualify you as being healthier).

So anyway, I was wondering about this because I noticed an increased bowel movement since I started riding, which is actually a good thing (you don't want to carry garbage with you all the time, right?), then after pondering about the subject for a while, I came to my scientific conclusion:

How to use the Japanese-style Toilet

(http://tinypic.com/j7c2a8.jpg)

QuoteThe Japanese-style toilet is not sat on. Stand over the toilet stool facing the side with the hood. Then squat over it and conventionally place your self close but not to the point of contact with the stool. For beginners, this might be an awkward position but as the body does not get in contact with the stool it is sanitary.

So here is how you use it:

(http://tinypic.com/j7c3zq.jpg)

and here's how you ride:
(http://tinypic.com/j7ckqo.jpg) or (http://tinypic.com/j7c8d3.jpg)

or to put it from a different perspective:

(http://tinypic.com/j7ck8n.jpg)

So that concludes my scientific research. think about it next time you climb on your motorcycle. happy pushing!  :thumb:
Title: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: makenzie71 on December 26, 2005, 01:56:50 PM
This is quite possibly the best thread I've ever read.  I'm copy-n-pasting it to every bike forum I'm on...

(propper credit given, of course....)
Title: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: bubba zanetti on December 26, 2005, 01:58:06 PM
Hate to say it, but this is a crap thread.
Title: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: makenzie71 on December 26, 2005, 02:00:33 PM
Quote from: bubba zanettiHate to say it, but this is a crap thread.
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: calamari on December 26, 2005, 03:03:01 PM
Quote from: bubba zanettiHate to say it, but this is a crap thread.
you got that right  :mrgreen:
Title: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: annguyen1981 on December 26, 2005, 09:42:47 PM
This is awesome!!!   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: calamari on December 26, 2005, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: makenzie71...I'm copy-n-pasting it to every bike forum I'm on...

(propper credit given, of course....)
i think you meant 'pooper credit'  :roll:
Title: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: Cal Price on December 27, 2005, 04:17:34 AM
We need a government commitee to do more research.....
Title: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: Caffeine on December 27, 2005, 06:15:23 AM
You're full of sh*t!   :lol:

The extra vibration and moving around would help things move along in the old digestive tract, so there probably is some truth to it.

Happy Squatting!   :cheers:
Title: Re: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: annguyen1981 on August 26, 2009, 04:10:48 PM
Ok...  thread resurrection time.

Mainly 'cause I wanna get the pictures...  anyone have 'em somewhere?
Title: Re: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: 08GSSteve on August 26, 2009, 06:39:15 PM
I Agree 100% that riding a motorcycle DOES help you poop!!  I have experienced this first hand

Get some bugger pull out of a side street directly in front of you and I PROMISE that you will poop much better.

:flipoff:

Title: Re: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 26, 2009, 07:04:47 PM
THIS  was a CRAPPY thread
Title: Re: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: annguyen1981 on August 30, 2009, 06:27:07 PM
Pics? anyone?
Title: Re: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: bombadillo on September 01, 2009, 10:53:02 PM
Where da pics mon???
Title: Re: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: spc on September 01, 2009, 11:26:01 PM
Eating an entire 'family size' box of frosted mini-wheats form Sams Club in one day can help you poop too.  Just trust me on that.
Title: Re: More benefits from riding motorcycles!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 01, 2009, 11:43:03 PM
Quote from: spc on September 01, 2009, 11:26:01 PM
Eating an entire 'family size' box of frosted mini-wheats form Sams Club in one day can help you poop too.  Just trust me on that.

YUP  :oops: