Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: pandy on December 29, 2005, 04:12:08 PM
Post by: pandy on December 29, 2005, 04:12:08 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Harley announces new engine for 2006 model year
Harley Davidson announced that in it will introduce the newest model of
engine to their lineup, the DKH "Dickhead" Super Single. Where the engine
differs is in design. It will be a massive, eighty eight cubic inch single
cylinder air cooled motor supported on twin ball bearing mounts for
maximum rigidity. The shape of the valve cover is instantly both easily
recognizable and unforgettable. Of course, it will be shaft driven for the
final drive. The new Dickhead will take its place among the ranks of
other notable
Harley engines such as the Knucklehead, the Panhead, and the Shovelhead.
"It's definitely a work of art." Miriam Baxter said, looking at the test
model. "I get excited on so many levels just looking at it."
When asked about the new changes in design philosophy, a spokesman at
the Motor Company said "we wanted to give the customers something they could
really relate to. We think that the new Dickhead really represents our
traditional, core buyers and what they look for in a Harley Davidson
product."
When asked why the company has gone to a single cylinder model, we were
told that vibration was far less than the older V-twin model even though
the Dickhead still has all the power of the classic V-twin which it will
eventually replace in the years to come. The sound of the new engine is
somewhat different as well, being only a single cylinder, but the
exhaust pipe is chrome plated and rather huge with one tester even
referring to
it as "veiny" in nature. Our test model was evidently a press beater, and
the chrome pipe showed signs of blueing through constant flogging.
And what does the new Dickhead engine sound like?
"Where the classic sound of the old engine was similar to
'potato-potato,'" Said a HD design team spokesman, "this new engine
sounds more like 'unf-unf' and it only gets faster in tempo the more you get
down on it."
"There's just something about this new engine." One test rider commented.
"I can't really explain, but when I hop on this thing, I know it's going
to be a great ride."
The spokesman added "We believe the Dickhead is really going to fill
some holes in the market."
Most of the current models will receive a new Dickhead engine as will a
yet unnamed new model. Our inside sources say that the mystery model is
probably going to be a Dickhead paired with an entry level Sportster,
which really won't be all that surprising.
At first, look for a slow trickle of Dickheads to start showing up at the
dealerships as the company closes down its hundredth anniversary
celebration and ramps up for full production of the new models. Corporate
sources also tell us that soon after that, all of the dealerships should
be chock full of Dickheads.
"It will be standing room only when all of the Dickheads hit the sales
floor." A spokesperson commented.
"The Harley Dickhead. It's what we're going to base our new corporate
sales policy around. We're totally committed to getting all the Dickheads
we can into our dealerships." The company spokesman said. "That's where
we're really going to see a jump in profit, from sales made off of all
of the Dickheads."
The Harley Davidson Dickhead. If you haven't seen one yet, just stop by
your local Harley Davidson dealership where you'll find plenty on
display.
Harley announces new engine for 2006 model year
Harley Davidson announced that in it will introduce the newest model of
engine to their lineup, the DKH "Dickhead" Super Single. Where the engine
differs is in design. It will be a massive, eighty eight cubic inch single
cylinder air cooled motor supported on twin ball bearing mounts for
maximum rigidity. The shape of the valve cover is instantly both easily
recognizable and unforgettable. Of course, it will be shaft driven for the
final drive. The new Dickhead will take its place among the ranks of
other notable
Harley engines such as the Knucklehead, the Panhead, and the Shovelhead.
"It's definitely a work of art." Miriam Baxter said, looking at the test
model. "I get excited on so many levels just looking at it."
When asked about the new changes in design philosophy, a spokesman at
the Motor Company said "we wanted to give the customers something they could
really relate to. We think that the new Dickhead really represents our
traditional, core buyers and what they look for in a Harley Davidson
product."
When asked why the company has gone to a single cylinder model, we were
told that vibration was far less than the older V-twin model even though
the Dickhead still has all the power of the classic V-twin which it will
eventually replace in the years to come. The sound of the new engine is
somewhat different as well, being only a single cylinder, but the
exhaust pipe is chrome plated and rather huge with one tester even
referring to
it as "veiny" in nature. Our test model was evidently a press beater, and
the chrome pipe showed signs of blueing through constant flogging.
And what does the new Dickhead engine sound like?
"Where the classic sound of the old engine was similar to
'potato-potato,'" Said a HD design team spokesman, "this new engine
sounds more like 'unf-unf' and it only gets faster in tempo the more you get
down on it."
"There's just something about this new engine." One test rider commented.
"I can't really explain, but when I hop on this thing, I know it's going
to be a great ride."
The spokesman added "We believe the Dickhead is really going to fill
some holes in the market."
Most of the current models will receive a new Dickhead engine as will a
yet unnamed new model. Our inside sources say that the mystery model is
probably going to be a Dickhead paired with an entry level Sportster,
which really won't be all that surprising.
At first, look for a slow trickle of Dickheads to start showing up at the
dealerships as the company closes down its hundredth anniversary
celebration and ramps up for full production of the new models. Corporate
sources also tell us that soon after that, all of the dealerships should
be chock full of Dickheads.
"It will be standing room only when all of the Dickheads hit the sales
floor." A spokesperson commented.
"The Harley Dickhead. It's what we're going to base our new corporate
sales policy around. We're totally committed to getting all the Dickheads
we can into our dealerships." The company spokesman said. "That's where
we're really going to see a jump in profit, from sales made off of all
of the Dickheads."
The Harley Davidson Dickhead. If you haven't seen one yet, just stop by
your local Harley Davidson dealership where you'll find plenty on
display.
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: JetSwing on December 29, 2005, 04:30:32 PM
Post by: JetSwing on December 29, 2005, 04:30:32 PM
:?
what does it look like?
what does it look like?
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: scratch on December 29, 2005, 05:07:36 PM
Post by: scratch on December 29, 2005, 05:07:36 PM
:lol:
Imagination.
:lol:
Imagination.
:lol:
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: makenzie71 on December 29, 2005, 05:19:05 PM
Post by: makenzie71 on December 29, 2005, 05:19:05 PM
:?
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: pandy on December 29, 2005, 05:55:52 PM
Post by: pandy on December 29, 2005, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: JetSwing:? what does it look like?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on December 29, 2005, 07:45:25 PM
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on December 29, 2005, 07:45:25 PM
lol pandy thats been posted in this site a while back, cant remember when/where but its here :kiss:
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: Phaedrus on December 30, 2005, 12:04:40 AM
Post by: Phaedrus on December 30, 2005, 12:04:40 AM
Damn. Just when I think a thread is gonna be about me..it turns into some crap about motorcycles :P
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: Cal Price on December 30, 2005, 02:07:40 AM
Post by: Cal Price on December 30, 2005, 02:07:40 AM
Ford Edsel, go research!
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: GeeP on December 30, 2005, 09:08:46 AM
Post by: GeeP on December 30, 2005, 09:08:46 AM
So true. :lol:
Title: Yea
Post by: The Buddha on December 30, 2005, 09:27:42 AM
Post by: The Buddha on December 30, 2005, 09:27:42 AM
Yes and Pandy will take one in Purple please ... thanks ... :lol:
Cool.
Srinath.
Cool.
Srinath.
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: pandy on December 30, 2005, 09:32:09 AM
Post by: pandy on December 30, 2005, 09:32:09 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazukilol pandy thats been posted in this site a while back, cant remember when/where but its here :kiss:
Nuh UH!!! Show me where!! :P:P:P :lol:
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: JetSwing on December 30, 2005, 09:39:51 AM
Post by: JetSwing on December 30, 2005, 09:39:51 AM
Quote from: pandyNuh UH!!! Show me where!! :P:P:P :lol:http://www.gstwins.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7439
sorry :dunno:
Title: Re: Yea
Post by: pandy on December 30, 2005, 09:50:09 AM
Post by: pandy on December 30, 2005, 09:50:09 AM
Quote from: seshadri_srinathYes and Pandy will take one in Purple please ... thanks ... :lol:
Speaking of purple.... :mrgreen:
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: pandy on December 30, 2005, 09:52:02 AM
Post by: pandy on December 30, 2005, 09:52:02 AM
Quote from: JetSwingsorry :dunno:
Well...it was new to some of us! :mrgreen: :lol: :P
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 02, 2006, 08:40:31 PM
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 02, 2006, 08:40:31 PM
Quote from: pandyQuote from: JetSwingsorry :dunno:
Well...it was new to some of us! :mrgreen: :lol: :P
:nana: :nana: :cheers: :kiss: :kiss: :roll:
Title: Re: Yea
Post by: pandy on January 02, 2006, 10:56:15 PM
Post by: pandy on January 02, 2006, 10:56:15 PM
I thought it was just purple GS's...but purple SVS's RAWK, too *sigh* *goo-goo eyes* :kiss:
oh...and HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! Including you, yamahonkawazuki! ;) :kiss:
Quote from: pandySpeaking of purple.... :mrgreen:
oh...and HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! Including you, yamahonkawazuki! ;) :kiss:
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: pantablo on January 02, 2006, 10:59:40 PM
Post by: pantablo on January 02, 2006, 10:59:40 PM
dunno about y'all but that sv looks blue to me.
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: pandy on January 02, 2006, 11:01:04 PM
Post by: pandy on January 02, 2006, 11:01:04 PM
I think it actually is blue, but the light's just right enough to feed my fetish...er...I mean my purple fantasies. ;)
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: makenzie71 on January 02, 2006, 11:02:41 PM
Post by: makenzie71 on January 02, 2006, 11:02:41 PM
if it's the stock paint then it has a tendency to take on various shades from different angles.
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: pantablo on January 02, 2006, 11:11:00 PM
Post by: pantablo on January 02, 2006, 11:11:00 PM
Quote from: pandyI think it actually is blue, but the light's just right enough to feed my fetish...er...I mean my purple fantasies. ;)
for a second there I thought you were getting all excited about the trash can in the background. :nana:
Title: "Dickhead"
Post by: pandy on January 02, 2006, 11:11:53 PM
Post by: pandy on January 02, 2006, 11:11:53 PM
Quote from: pantablofor a second there I thought you were getting all excited about the trash can in the background. :nana:
That is one SEXY example of a recyling bin.......RAWR!! :P