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Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 03, 2006, 05:23:28 PM
So....tell me...cuz I'm really clueless.

Why is it that boys like to post avatars of near-naked women?

Does it make them more Manly?  :lol:  Is it similar to the boys I see who drive REALLY big trucks with REALLY big tires?  :lol:  :lol:  Does it make up for something that's.... uh... lacking.... or..uh... perhaps missing entirely??!? :P

Please ejimicate me!  :)
Title: Re: Naked Avatars
Post by: makenzie71 on January 03, 2006, 05:33:28 PM
Quote from: pandySo....tell me...cuz I'm really clueless.

Why is it that boys like to post avatars of near-naked women?

Does it make them more Manly?  :lol:  Is it similar to the boys I see who drive REALLY big trucks with REALLY big tires?  :lol:  :lol:  Does it make up for something that's.... uh... lacking.... or..uh... perhaps missing entirely??!? :P

Please ejimicate me!  :)

My favorites are when they put a chick up that's not even pretty, cute or physically attractive in anyway.

The majoraty of men who do such things do it for the same reason they want an international as a daily driver or think cruising the highway in an 18" lifted suburban with 38's with "cool".  They have what us normal guys call a "masculinity issue".  The rest are just stupid.  You can tell the difference between the majoraty and the minority by the mullets.
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: groff22 on January 03, 2006, 05:39:09 PM
The question should be, why are woman so misleading, and what makes them want to take their clothes off for guys they'll never see/meet?

Edit: and don't say money, cuz that'll cause a kerfuffle

Come on now ... I was looking forward to seeing near-naked women on this page :) :nana:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 03, 2006, 05:47:58 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Money from the silly boys who pay it!!   :nana:  :lol:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: makenzie71 on January 03, 2006, 05:48:49 PM
what the f%$k is a kerfuffle?
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: aaronstj on January 03, 2006, 05:49:45 PM
What the f%$k is a dictionary?
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 03, 2006, 05:50:49 PM
Fuss. :P

I think it's Scottish. It's an adorable word!!  :kiss:  :cheers:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: calamari on January 03, 2006, 06:04:26 PM
here's the female avatar I use in another forum...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/subco/belleza.jpg)

boy do I feel masculine now!  :thumb:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: makenzie71 on January 03, 2006, 06:06:15 PM
Quote from: subchere's the female avatar...

how do you know? :?
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: groff22 on January 03, 2006, 06:06:35 PM
Whatever turns your crank.
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: calamari on January 03, 2006, 06:12:17 PM
Quote from: makenzie71
Quote from: subchere's the female avatar...

how do you know? :?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071150/
http://www.anchorbayentertainment.com/files/013131149098.jpg

Quote from: groff22Whatever turns your crank.
who said that's the reason I use it. lol you are funny.
Title: Re: Naked Avatars
Post by: aaronstj on January 03, 2006, 06:19:34 PM
Quote from: pandySo....tell me...cuz I'm really clueless.
Some serious guesses:

Guys like to look at hot chicks (obviously), and if you have a hot chick as your avatar, you get to get to look at it every time you post.  Mostly, though, I'd guess it's about showing off you're taste, and by extension, you personality, and gaining acceptance from other dudes on the board.  Same reason people like to have avatars of, for instance, cars they don't own, or fighter jets, or whatever.  It's a way of saying "look at this cool stuff I like.  I like it 'cause I'm cool, too."

But that's just a guess. :)
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: SuZuki10 on January 03, 2006, 06:28:39 PM
Well mine doesn't mean I'm a squid!  I just liked it b/c we all like to make fun of squids around here...so I guess it means "look at me, I know what a squid is so lets make fun of them together"   :dunno:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: aaronstj on January 03, 2006, 06:37:36 PM
But mine does mean I'm prone to making and wearing paper hats.
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: makenzie71 on January 03, 2006, 07:24:58 PM
mine has significant psychological meaning.
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 03, 2006, 07:47:26 PM
Quote from: makenzie71mine has significant psychological meaning.

Yours is rather big on BARF (bayarearidersforum) right now! :lol:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 03, 2006, 07:48:46 PM
Quote from: groff22The question should be, why are woman so misleading,

BTW, where'd *this* come from? It seems that wiminz aren't being too misleading if they have no clothes on?  :P
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: calamari on January 03, 2006, 07:51:45 PM
Quote from: makenzie71mine has significant psychological meaning.
IRC is great...
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: makenzie71 on January 03, 2006, 08:05:18 PM
...I'm happy to say that I've had my avatar longer than anyone else has had...except the guy who made it and he's only got me beat buy about 4 hours. :lol:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: Alphamazing on January 03, 2006, 09:23:29 PM
Mine's a robot. He crushes hu-mans. I've thought about changing it to something else, but this red robot seems to be one of my trademarks around here.
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: annguyen1981 on January 03, 2006, 09:43:06 PM
I have a picture of my bike...

The problem is, it's not a picture of my bike, just looks like it...   :nana:

I was too lazy to go outside and take a picture...  Come to think of it, I haven't taken ANY pictures of my first 2-wheeled baby.  I have plenty of pictures of my two Blazers and Cirrus...  Hmmm.... 8)
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pantablo on January 03, 2006, 11:38:15 PM
Quote from: aaronstjWhat the f%$k is a dictionary?

rotflmao! :lol:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: Phaedrus on January 03, 2006, 11:43:26 PM
Pandy, are you referring to my super sexy avatar?  :dunno:

I don't think guys who like hot women and enjoy driving big trucks have a masculinity issue automatically, nor do they necessarily "lack something". That's an awful sweeping, generalization.

Fact is, things do not always need to be looked into and analyzed so deeply. Some guys just like hot naked girls. Sounds crazy, I know  :P
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on January 04, 2006, 12:06:20 AM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5Mine's a robot. He crushes hu-mans. I've thought about changing it to something else, but this red robot seems to be one of my trademarks around here.

Alpha, don't ever lose the robot..

and I agree with Phae. Maybe because I'm from the "dirty souf", but I see a lot of guys with lifted trucks, not because they think it looks cool, but because they legitimately offroad them. I like big trucks.. (don't drive one), but I like them. One could make the assumption that because Mak collects bikes and fast cars, he has a masculinity issue, or maybe just a midlife crisis. But I wouldn't say that, because I don't know him. Making generalizations is bad!  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: makenzie71 on January 04, 2006, 12:10:54 AM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastand I agree with Phae. Maybe because I'm from the "dirty souf", but I see a lot of guys with lifted trucks, not because they think it looks cool, but because they legitimately offroad them. I like big trucks.. (don't drive one), but I like them. One could make the assumption that because Mak collects bikes and fast cars, he has a masculinity issue, or maybe just a midlife crisis. But I wouldn't say that, because I don't know him. Making generalizations is bad!  :lol:  :lol:

My cars aren't that fast...
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on January 04, 2006, 12:33:58 AM
Quote from: makenzie71
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastand I agree with Phae. Maybe because I'm from the "dirty souf", but I see a lot of guys with lifted trucks, not because they think it looks cool, but because they legitimately offroad them. I like big trucks.. (don't drive one), but I like them. One could make the assumption that because Mak collects bikes and fast cars, he has a masculinity issue, or maybe just a midlife crisis. But I wouldn't say that, because I don't know him. Making generalizations is bad!  :lol:  :lol:

My cars aren't that fast...

Haha.. well.. they're nice cars.. I haven't seen them, but based on your passion for restoring/innovating, I'd say they're in good shape, and pretty darn fast. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you do own a turboed RX-7, no? I love em, think they're beautiful... You should put pics of em up sometime.. You've got pics of the bikes, why not the cages too?
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Post by: makenzie71 on January 04, 2006, 12:37:50 AM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastHaha.. well.. they're nice cars.. I haven't seen them, but based on your passion for restoring/innovating, I'd say they're in good shape, and pretty darn fast. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you do own a turboed RX-7, no? I love em, think they're beautiful... You should put pics of em up sometime.. You've got pics of the bikes, why not the cages too?

:(

My car projects tend to look like my bike projects...ratty.  The RX-7's are all being parted, too, which makes me cry.  The Turbo II I bought last August or so was a POS and I bought sight unseen because I'm apparently a trusting person.  I was going to restore it but I've decided to rip her apart, too...decided tonight, actually.:(

It'll go toward better things, though...and I always got the 328...which is fast enough for me on four.
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 04, 2006, 08:12:23 AM
Quote from: PhaedrusI don't think guys who like hot women and enjoy driving big trucks have a masculinity issue automatically, nor do they necessarily "lack something". That's an awful sweeping, generalization.

So....does that mean you now drive, or have driven in the past, a REALLY souped up HUUUUGE truck?  :mrgreen:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 04, 2006, 08:15:20 AM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLastOne could make the assumption that because Mak collects bikes and fast cars, he has a masculinity issue, or maybe just a midlife crisis. :lol:

Naw.....having a collection of cars or bikes (BOTH in this case) means that he wasn't breast fed enough, lacked that motherly comfort...now he seeks it in collections of things that go vroooom vrooooom.







Just couldn't resist, Mack  :kiss:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: Jake D on January 04, 2006, 08:27:00 AM
This is just the dumbest thing.  I've mentioned my theory on this issue before.
If you assume that a guy with a big truck is compensating, then you better assume that a guy with a small, POS car has a huge member. Right?  See how stupid it is?  
And don't get me started on the avatar thing.  Fact: guys like to look at women.  We like to think about women. We do it all the time.  We ride on an airplane and we scan the rows on the way back to our seat and we find the hottest woman on the plane.  We can't wait until the hot girl at the office arrives.  It puts a hop in our step.  We sit in a bar or cafe and we find the hottest waitress or customer in the place.  We spot all of the beauties and we mark them mentally by placing a Sims type diamond over their heads so when they get up to leave or go to the bathroom we can try to catch their eye and maybe get them to smile at us because it makes us feel good. It makes us feel like there is hope for this world yet.  Because hope can never be lost.  No matter how low we get, there is always the promise that we'll find a beautiful woman that will fall in love with us and drive us crazy and make our friends jealous and scratch our backs before we go to sleep at night and eat breakfast with us and wear low rise pants to a football game with us and make our lives complete.
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 04, 2006, 08:31:51 AM
Quote from: Jake DTand make our lives complete.

Don't forget us ugly girls. We have many good qualities, too!  :nana:
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Post by: Jake D on January 04, 2006, 08:40:11 AM
I don't believe that you're ugly, so stop right there.  And remember beer. Beer has been helping ugly people have sex for hundreds of years.

So that's nice, right?
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 04, 2006, 08:47:35 AM
Quote from: Jake DI don't believe that you're ugly, so stop right there.  And remember beer. Beer has been helping ugly people have sex for hundreds of years.
So that's nice, right?

Fortunately, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my bf doesn't puke at my likeness, nor does he need beer to....uh.... well....I don't *think* he does... who knows!?  :dunno:

But this is about naked avatars! The sense I've gotten so far in this thread is that when boys don't feel adequately cool, they pull out the most nekkid, what they consider hottest, chick to put up as their avatar so that others will think they're more cool... so it's to raise the cool-ness factor? I suppose one can draw parallels to the mid-life crisis red convertible purchase?  :thumb: So naked avatars = raised adequacy??  :mrgreen:

*putting on my helmet to keep the missiles from killing me*
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: Jake D on January 04, 2006, 08:59:28 AM
Your wrong.  I was trying to explain to you why guys do that but you missed it.  It doesn't make us feel cooler or raise our adequacy.

It is something we enjoy looking at.  It warms our spirit.  Stirs our blood.  Wakes us up.  Gets the blood moving.  Tugs at the cornes of our mouths and tightens our chest.  

We don't do it to make "normal" girl feel bad or less worthy (and by the way, you would make a nice avatar, so you need not worry).  
The world isn't always going to keep the playing field level.  You don't see guys like me in US Weekly, running around town with Paris Hilton.  I've accepted that.  But that doesn't mean I get all pissy when some guy that spends more time at the gym and eats better than me gets oggled by girls all the time.  Good for him.  Big ups.   Much respect.  I'm happy for him.  But I don't get pissed at girls for checking him out.  Its how it works!
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: Phaedrus on January 04, 2006, 09:32:11 AM
Quote from: pandySo....does that mean you now drive, or have driven in the past, a REALLY souped up HUUUUGE truck?  :mrgreen:

No, it means that I have, or have ridden in the past, a REALLY hot girl.  :P

I'd also like to add that I agree with Jake D 100% on this.
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 04, 2006, 09:51:49 AM
Quote from: PhaedrusNo, it means that I have, or have ridden in the past, a REALLY hot girl.  :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: Perhaps you'd better leave it in the present tense!  :mrgreen:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 04, 2006, 10:00:30 AM
Quote from: Jake DYour wrong.  I was trying to explain to you why guys do that but you missed it.  It doesn't make us feel cooler or raise our adequacy.
Actually, I was commenting more broadly on comments made in the entire thread, beyond only your pearls of wisdom!  :mrgreen: And I'm not telling anyone they're wrong to do it! I'm researching the sociological aspects of an interesting behaviour. If that makes MOI wrong, well...so be it!  :lol:

Quote from: Jake DWe don't do it to make "normal" girl feel bad or less worthy
I've not accused boys of doing it maliciously, either. I find it an interesting phenomenon since it's so one-sided. One rarely finds girls posting avatars of well-hung, nekkid dudes, and it's a complete falsehood that females aren't visual creatures. We might not be *as* visually-oriented as the male half of our species, but many of us find that our blood can get just as warmed by a visual!

Quote from: Jake DBut that doesn't mean I get all pissy when some guy that spends more time at the gym and eats better than me gets oggled by girls all the time.
Who's getting pissy? Actually, I think there have been some interesting comments and some good humour in this thread. You're the only one I see getting pissy due to your assumptions about what's being said here!  :lol:  :nana:

Now....where's that other fishing line of mine....  :mrgreen:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: Jake D on January 04, 2006, 10:05:44 AM
I'm not pissy.  Just defending my species.

I've never heard a hot chick complain about the objectification of women.  

So it seemed odd coming from you.   :)
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Post by: pandy on January 04, 2006, 10:12:33 AM
Quote from: Jake DI've never heard a hot chick complain about the objectification of women. :)

Might I suggest hearing aids, then?  :mrgreen:  :lol:  :kiss:
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Post by: VTNewb on January 04, 2006, 11:14:10 AM
So if we link hot chicks to masculinity problems, what does my avitar mean about me?
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Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on January 04, 2006, 11:19:40 AM
Quote from: VTNewbSo if we link hot chicks to masculinity problems, what does my avitar mean about me?

You've got a fetish for guys in clown suits? I'm not judging, whatever you like man...  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: pandy on January 04, 2006, 11:19:58 AM
Quote from: VTNewbSo if we link hot chicks to masculinity problems, what does my avitar mean about me?

You are a sick, sick puppy!  :lol:
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Post by: natedawg120 on January 04, 2006, 11:21:23 AM
Quote from: VTNewbSo if we link hot chicks to masculinity problems, what does my avitar mean about me?

either that you are purple or really like hamburgers :lol:  :lol:
Title: Naked Avatars
Post by: VTNewb on January 04, 2006, 11:39:53 AM
:lol:  :lol:  You guys crack me up.

For you.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/GFHewitt/Intarwebz.jpg)
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Post by: natedawg120 on January 04, 2006, 12:05:22 PM
Quote from: VTNewb:lol:  :lol:  You guys crack me up.

For you.


If it comes with AOL, i'll pass  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on January 04, 2006, 12:34:35 PM
Quote from: natedawg120
Quote from: VTNewb:lol:  :lol:  You guys crack me up.

For you.


If it comes with AOL, i'll pass  :lol:  :lol:

+1! AO-HELL
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Post by: pandy on January 04, 2006, 02:18:00 PM
Awright.....I'd accept the one free internet, but I just KNOW there has to be strings attached....   :nono:  :P  :lol: