One of my favs from GI Jane:
"Suck my duck!!"
Feel free to add yours....
"can ya see me toecutter, can ya see me"
"you're wasting your time on the skag, he'll never be any thing like the nightrider"
"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller! "
Thats just a few of my faves. All from mad max
"This is either the craziest or the smartest thing we have ever done." - Harold from Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle after they mounted the cheetah.
"WOOOOHOOOO JESTER'S DEAD!!!!" - Mav
"For a minute there I thought someone was going to be reading OUR ugoogley" - Derek
"OK boys, lets show this prehistoric B*TCH how we do things downtown" - Venkman
"Boards... don't hit back" - Bruce
LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO-sssssss-eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr-Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura when Nature Calls
The city of NY would like to thank you for partisipating in this drill. Had this actualaty been an emergency, you'al would have been dead. How a black man gonna come busting through the back door? Now I asked you to move to the next car. But No We'z New Yorkers we've seen it all. Then you all start screaming Save us Mr. Black Man. You'all ignorant.....
FLASH
We hope you enjoy our new more energy efficent sub way cars. Please watch your step and have a nice day.
-Will Smith from Men in Black II
I also crack up the scene before the the above^^^
Will Smith Yells up at the front control room of the sub way train "put the hammer down." Then this big old dude walks out and says "I'm Lary and I'm in charge of this train." [Will throws arm around him like they grew up in the hood and show him Jeff, the big scary alien] That's my man Jeff. Then Lary anounces "I've just made a decision". Will responds "ya Lary gonna take his azz back in there."
:lol:
"How is it with stains?"
"You gunna pull that pistol or whistle Dixie?"
"Endevour to persevere"
All from the Outlaw Josie Whale.
"You're a daisy if ya do!" - Tombstone
"I'm your huckleberry." - Tombstone (best line ever!)
"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." - The Godfather
"How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the f%$k is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny." - Goodfellas
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster." - Goodfellas
Then there's that whole killing prayer in the Boondock Saints.
And a lot more.
" No wonder hes seen jesus homie! HES ROCKIN THE GONG!"
Jay- Dogma
Quote from: ArcaneThen there's that whole killing prayer in the Boondock Saints.
Excellent film. I overuse the quote "He's going fuggin nowhere. Where you goin'? Nowhere". Greenley's stupidity is classic. I now know what I'm doing tonight. Boondock+Beer. MMMM.
"See, it's ok. He saw it on the Television."
"Darling... Light, of my life... I'm not gonna hurt ya'. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya' Wendy. I'm just gonna bash your brains in... Bash 'em right the f%$k in."
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!"
--President Muffley
btw, fans of Boondock Saints probably shouldn't read this review (http://ruthlessreviews.com/movies/b/boondocksaints.html).
"Feel free to say no to this, but would you shave my coin purse?"
O'Hagen: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next person that says "Shenanagins"!
Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restraunt you like with all the goofy shaZam! on the walls and the mozerella sticks?
Farva: You mean "Shenanagins"?
Mac: [holding out his pistol] Ooohhhhhh!!
- from the movie "Super Troopers"
(after a man they're questioning falls from roughly a 5th story window)
"Do you think he's dead?"
"Nah.. he's just f%&ked up.."
The movie Four Brothers.
"I will rip out your eyeballs and skull f%$k you!"
Full Metal Jacket
Anything from Super Troopers or Harold and Kumar
"Luke, use the Force."
Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
.........
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
The Usual Suspects...it has some great lines
Quote from: indestructiblemanbtw, fans of Boondock Saints probably shouldn't read this review.
them's fightin words.
My personal favs:
Serious:
"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature." American History X
Silly Movies:
"You can put it anywhere." Katherine Cruel Intentions
Old Woman: Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you *show* me where the *campus* is?
PCU
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Silly Movies:
"You can put it anywhere." Katherine Cruel Intentions
Old Woman: Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you *show* me where the *campus* is?
PCU
same film:
"That's the beauty of college. You can major in GAMEBOY if you know how to bullshit"
also:
Dean: "you dumped 100 pounds of meat on a peaceful vegan protest"
Droz: "oh COME ON!!!..... That was way more than 100 pounds!"
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to DIE!"
:laugh:
"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!"
-Ash, Army of Darkness
"Oh Mikey you don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean" horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school."
-Trent, Swingers
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" Die Hard
"f%$k-A-DOODLE-DO! " Shaun of the Dead
"We are all dumber now for having listened to you"
The prinicpal in Billy Madison.
Pretty much anyrthing from the movie Fishing With Ghandi, which is a great indie flick.
oh and
"Tina, come get some food you fat lard"
And Shepards we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris, et Filius, Spiritus sanctus
-Boondock Saints
Yay for Boondock Saints! My friend introduced me to that a few months ago. Eventually she just bought me a copy so I would stop borrowing hers. Willem Dafoe is an absolute genius:
Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
and
Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
This wouldn't be complete without some Ghostbusters, so I present Bill Murray at his finest...
Dr. Raymond Stanz: Everything was fine with our system until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused the explosion!
Mayor: [To Peter] Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true your honor. This man has no duck.
"Lye -- the crucial ingredient.
Ancient peoples found their clothes
got cleaner if they washed them at a
certain spot in the river. Why?
Because, human sacrifices were once
made on the hills above this river.
Year after year, bodies burnt. Rain
fell. Water seeped through the wood
ashes to become lye. The lye
combined with the melted fat of the
bodies, till a thick white soapy
discharge crept into the river.
The first soap was made from the
ashes of heroes. Like the first
monkeys shot into space.
Without sacrifice, without death, we
would have nothing."
- fight club
What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
From Conan The Barbarian.
From RAISING ARIZONA, the characters are discussing the balloons on display by the register in a convenience store.
EVELLE: These blow up into funny shapes at all?
CASHIER: Well no. Unless round is funny.
:laugh:
"Hell I don't know. They're jammies. They had Yodas and shaZam! on 'em!"
from "leave it to beaver" (old tv show)
"Ward, dont you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?", havent verified that one though, just heard it