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Title: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: Maduro Mistress on April 19, 2006, 05:47:18 AM
My CE knee protectors have been bugging the crap out of me in my A*s suit so this morning I took them out, and lo and behold, the shape of the knee plastics, are, well, pretty much shaped like a "C" cup! I've decided 'm going to invent the first CE approved bra! Maybe then people can tell I'm a girl on a bikeĀ  :cheers:

(sorry guys, no pics - YET!!!!)
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: st8racin on April 19, 2006, 06:53:29 AM
LMAO let me know how this goes. I might be interested if you concider production. Gotta keep the twins safe too.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: Jake D on April 19, 2006, 06:59:21 AM
 :laugh:

You so crazy. . .

Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: john on April 19, 2006, 07:04:49 AM
I can't see the need for such an item other than having more padding which trandlates to more false advertising.
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: Maduro Mistress on April 19, 2006, 07:54:51 AM
Yes, but they need protection too!!!! I always joked about a titanium bra - I really want to invent one now :)
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: 3imo on April 19, 2006, 08:01:13 AM
sweet. biker bras.  be sure to model them for us.   :icon_mrgreen:

I never heard of a biker doing a superman slide on the pavement, though. usually it on the back.
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: weaselnoze on April 19, 2006, 08:45:00 AM
we need pics. get a model then talk  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 19, 2006, 09:02:14 AM
+2million  :kiss3: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on April 19, 2006, 09:21:40 AM
Yes! some gear that will finally actually fit me!
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: roguegeek on April 19, 2006, 09:22:48 AM
Actually, you might have invented a new riding form for racing all together. Instead of "drag a knee" it would be "drag a boob". Or for guys, "drag a chesticle". Would be something to behold for sure. :thumb:

That reminds me, I still own chesticle.com and haven't done anything with it yet. :dunno_white:
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on April 19, 2006, 09:24:34 AM
Quote from: roguegeek on April 19, 2006, 09:22:48 AM
Actually, you might have invented a new riding form for racing all together. Instead of "drag a knee" it would be "drag a boob". Or for guys, "drag a chesticle". Would be something to behold for sure. :thumb:

That reminds me, I still own chesticle.com and haven't done anything with it yet. :dunno_white:

BWAHAHAHA... lemme help you out with it.. we could sell "The Bro" AKA "The Manzierre"
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: Maduro Mistress on April 19, 2006, 09:26:45 AM
chesticle - lolol - that sounds sooo painful!

Well, think of the possibilities - when you hit a bump in the road, it hurts! They could be adapted for women joggers too - imagine the possibilities! Women motorcross riders - :) You could make mediaval like chest plates for chicks like armor, except made of the cool plastic CE stuff : )
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: st8racin on April 19, 2006, 09:28:20 AM
Just so it comes in small sizes too cuz ...ummm...yeah....
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: Jake D on April 19, 2006, 11:05:25 AM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on April 19, 2006, 09:21:40 AM
Yes! some gear that will finally actually fit me!
]

You have C-cups?



Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: 3imo on April 19, 2006, 11:09:12 AM
Quote from: st8racin on April 19, 2006, 09:28:20 AM
Just so it comes in small sizes too cuz ...ummm...yeah....

don't worry cause not everyone prefers the BIGUNS. 

BTW...How YOU doing? ;)
Title: Re: Uses for knee armor~!
Post by: ajgs500 on April 19, 2006, 11:27:51 AM
Quote from: Jake D on April 19, 2006, 11:05:25 AM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on April 19, 2006, 09:21:40 AM
Yes! some gear that will finally actually fit me!
]

You have C-cups?






Yes!!!  Yes she does!!!!!  ;) ;) ;) :thumb: :thumb: