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Title: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pizzleboy on April 25, 2006, 07:14:31 PM
So I'm on temporary assignment in Singapore.

1.  I'm missing out on the start of riding season for 3 months now.  poo.

2.  But MAN it's warm, It';s great.

So, does anyone have any advice and suggestions for things to do while I'm here?  I'm pretty sure that the excitement of just being at the Pan Pacific hotel will wear of shortly.

I do have to say, it's kinda hard not seeing all the people I'm used to seeing on a daily basis.  Long distance bill from hell, here I come!!
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pandy on April 25, 2006, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: pizzleboy on April 25, 2006, 07:14:31 PM
Long distance bill from hell, here I come!! 

Skype....Vonage... even Yahoo chat....  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pizzleboy on April 25, 2006, 07:45:12 PM
Alas, my work laptop is pretty locked down.   :dunno_white:
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pandy on April 25, 2006, 07:55:32 PM
IM?  :dunno_white:

Sorry... I don't have any Singapore advice.... I can only help you pass the time with my wit and charm...  :icon_lol: (Yes, it's going to be a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong three months for ya'....)  :laugh:
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: Egaeus on April 25, 2006, 08:55:49 PM
Don't break the law. 
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: average on April 25, 2006, 11:27:07 PM
 :dunno_white: Find a "massage parlor"  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: Alphamazing on April 25, 2006, 11:34:37 PM
Quote from: Egaeus on April 25, 2006, 08:55:49 PM
Don't break the law. 

I think it takes SKILL and EFFORT to break the law there.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: Dwn4whadever on April 25, 2006, 11:49:20 PM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on April 25, 2006, 11:34:37 PM
Quote from: Egaeus on April 25, 2006, 08:55:49 PM
Don't break the law. 

I think it takes SKILL and EFFORT to break the law there.

I went there when i was in the navy acouple of times. I was impressed on how expensive beer was there and how cheap electronics were. I got so use to haggling with people on prices it was hard to buy something for full price when i got back to the states. :thumb:

Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: MarkusN on April 26, 2006, 02:49:30 AM
It's not 'Eh?' at the end of a sentence, it's 'Lah!' ;)


I liked the Orchid Gardens, The Night Zoo. Sentosa is a no-brainer (pretty touristy spot, though.)
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: Egaeus on April 26, 2006, 05:56:14 AM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on April 25, 2006, 11:34:37 PM
Quote from: Egaeus on April 25, 2006, 08:55:49 PM
Don't break the law. 
I think it takes SKILL and EFFORT to break the law there.
I'm totally confused.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: LimaXray on April 26, 2006, 07:03:17 AM
Quote from: Egaeus on April 26, 2006, 05:56:14 AM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on April 25, 2006, 11:34:37 PM
Quote from: Egaeus on April 25, 2006, 08:55:49 PM
Don't break the law. 
I think it takes SKILL and EFFORT to break the law there.
I'm totally confused.

he's saying pizzleboy ain't got no law breaking skillz 
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: MarkusN on April 26, 2006, 07:25:33 AM
Quote from: LimaXray on April 26, 2006, 07:03:17 AM
Quote from: Egaeus on April 26, 2006, 05:56:14 AM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on April 25, 2006, 11:34:37 PM
Quote from: Egaeus on April 25, 2006, 08:55:49 PM
Don't break the law.
I think it takes SKILL and EFFORT to break the law there.
I'm totally confused.
he's saying pizzleboy ain't got no law breaking skillz
Yup, but since things like spitting on the ground or even owning chewing gum are illegal there... (ok, I've heard that the latter has been loosened somehow.)

I still have a T-shirt saying "Singapore is a FINE city", listing fines for some ridiculous offenses.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: john on April 26, 2006, 07:59:18 AM
No prostitutes -some are actually boys dressed as girls and diseases are rampant.  Seriously, our service man used to always say that going to a hooker over there is cheap, but like spinning a roulette wheel.  Despite the cheap price he never wanted to risk permanant disease or death for a good time.

Otherwise, just try to have fun and soak up the culture.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: MarkusN on April 26, 2006, 08:03:35 AM
Oh! And go have a Singapore Sling in the Long Bar at the Raffles Hotel.

Again, makes you feel touristy, but at the same time very colonial.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: Jake D on April 26, 2006, 08:06:02 AM
Quote from: average on April 25, 2006, 11:27:07 PM
:dunno_white: Find a "massage parlor"  :icon_mrgreen:

Yeah, there has got to be one of those tug and rub massage parlors over there.   Make sure you test the product though.  You could be assigned the wrong gender. 

Edit:  Oohhhhh! I forgot!  You need to get cained for something.  They take this bamboo cain to the back of your legs to punish you.  That would be a story to tell your grandkids.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pandy on April 26, 2006, 08:07:11 AM
Go shopping...bring us all back a little something!  :icon_lol: :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: Jake D on April 26, 2006, 08:09:40 AM
Quote from: pandy on April 26, 2006, 08:07:11 AM
Go shopping...bring us all back a little something!  :icon_lol: :icon_mrgreen:


They make those knock off bags over there that look real and are made of real leather and everything.  $50 Prada for Pandy.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pandy on April 26, 2006, 08:13:22 AM
Quote from: Jake D on April 26, 2006, 08:09:40 AM
They make those knock off bags over there that look real and are made of real leather and everything.  $50 Prada for Pandy.

I'm not that high maintenance! I'm happy with a cheapie dollar souvenir (or a houseboy to do all the housework)!! I'm so easy to buy for!   :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: scratch on April 26, 2006, 09:28:38 AM
The gold craftmanship is exceptional, but expensive (you're paying for the craftmanship).

And, they have very nice men's shoes.

See the castle (touristy), and get some Dragonhair candy.  Good stuff! :thumb:
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: bbq on April 26, 2006, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: MarkusN on April 26, 2006, 07:25:33 AM
Yup, but since things like spitting on the ground or even owning chewing gum are illegal there... (ok, I've heard that the latter has been loosened somehow.)

Yeah definitely be very careful with the laws in Singapore, especially if you dont have much experience in living in a foreign country.

Always remind yourself that your common sense is not even 'common' in your own country, let alone in a foreign country......

Never assume, always ask when in doubt......

Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: Jake D on April 26, 2006, 11:52:02 AM
Ask questions like, "Uh, what is a glory hole?  And is that a place I want to be?"

Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pizzleboy on April 28, 2006, 12:08:58 AM
Quote from: MarkusN on April 26, 2006, 07:25:33 AM
Quote from: LimaXray on April 26, 2006, 07:03:17 AM
Quote from: Egaeus on April 26, 2006, 05:56:14 AM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on April 25, 2006, 11:34:37 PM
Quote from: Egaeus on April 25, 2006, 08:55:49 PM
Don't break the law.
I think it takes SKILL and EFFORT to break the law there.
I'm totally confused.
he's saying pizzleboy ain't got no law breaking skillz
Yup, but since things like spitting on the ground or even owning chewing gum are illegal there... (ok, I've heard that the latter has been loosened somehow.)

I still have a T-shirt saying "Singapore is a FINE city", listing fines for some ridiculous offenses.

You can't buy gum, nor can you bring it in for the purposes of selling, but you can chew it.  also, don't spit it out.  I brought a 3 month supply.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pizzleboy on April 28, 2006, 12:13:29 AM
I'm on the top floor of the Centennial Tower, which is near suntec city.

Here's my view from my desk:

(http://pizzleboy.no-ip.info/picsforsite/SING/panarama%20-%20office%20view.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pizzleboy on April 28, 2006, 12:25:20 AM
You know what else is funny?  I went to Sim Lim Square to look for a new camera.  I think I'm going to get the Canon A610.  Anways, I know I can buy it from the US or canada for about $350 Sing dollars.  So i tried going into a couple shops and they are quoting me $523 - $480, which I obviously think is too much.  So I start to haggle with a couple of them and they won't budge, so I tells them that I can buy it elsewhere yadayada, and they basically tell me to buy it there and get out of the store. 

That's got to be a first.  Getting kicked out of a store for haggling.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: MarkusN on April 28, 2006, 02:44:17 AM
Hey, it makes sense. If you can get it elsewhere for a price they can't beat, you are obvioulsy lost as a customer to them. All time spent on you is wasted. Plus, you may make other customers aware of thae fact that their prices are not so great.
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: pandy on April 28, 2006, 12:25:46 PM
Quote from: pizzleboy on April 28, 2006, 12:13:29 AM
I'm on the top floor of the Centennial Tower, which is near suntec city.
Here's my view from my desk:

Niiiiiiiiiiice.....  :thumb:
Title: Re: I'm from Singapore, Eh.
Post by: JasonD on April 28, 2006, 01:25:31 PM
I just got back from Singapore a week or so ago. I was there on a two week business trip. If you like clubs go to Ministry of Sound over at Clark Quay(pronounced key). The zoo is awesome and the night safari, which is pretty much a zoo at night is also awesome. Go shopping on Orchard Road and ride the subway around to Chinatown, little india, and the arab markets. You can find some decent stuff there to buy. Ummm...I dunno, what do you like to do?