[vent]So I can't decide which is worse. When someone hit my bike and left it for a day a few months ago (still doing repairs), or when I had it in a full spot last night and someone either hit it or just decided to move it AND LEAN IT AGAINST A CONCRETE POLE! The kickstand was up and it was just precariously perched against the pole.
I hate people. :mad:[/vent]
Yeah. us people can suck sometimes.
I parked at walmart in the yellow lines way up front. came out 15 minutes later and bike was gone :o
I was freakin out. I walked into walmart to ask if they had any rent a cops or security, and the welcome lady said she saw a guy (walmart employee) move it because "your not supposed to park there"
I found it out by the garden center, unscathed. I went to :mad: Buddha Loves You out the manager and was promptly escorted out of walmart by security. Aparently the parking lot is walmat "private" property and they have the right to move any vehicle. They said I was lucky it wasn't towed.
I wonder how legal that was.
Actually the parking lots are private property. I was in an accident a few years ago at a bank. A lady rear ended my car when the cops came he said he could not give her a citation becaues it was private property. He did make a report and her insurance fixed my car tho.
Oh I agree I think people should not touch anything that does not belong to them without the owners consent. Maybe run some wires so that when you park your bike it will shock anybody who touches it.
Quote from: 3imo on May 09, 2006, 07:03:07 AM
I parked at walmart in the yellow lines way up front. came out 15 minutes later and bike was gone :o
You mean where it says in big yellow letters, "NO PARKING" or "FIRE LANE"? ;)
Nobody should have touched your stuff, but you probably shouldn't have parked there. Seems like an easy one to avoid. :dunno_white:
those lines aren't marked at all. I always see bikes parked there. almost anytime you go to a walmart you'll see a bike parked on those yellow lines.
they are at the top of the parking lanes next to the cars. I wasn't blocking anyone. That doesn't make it right but it would take less time and energy to walk into walmart and ask for the driver of the yellow suzuki over the PA, than it would to move the bike 100yards.
Aside from being the respectful thing to do. Anyone touching a bike that doesn't belong to them is setting themselves up for an ass whoopin.
I see the bikes parked next to shops all the time, but I'm too chicken to do so myself, mostly because of the danger of someone trying to move him. I wish there was a zapper that would shock anyone who touched bikes (or anything else) that didn't belong to 'em... :nono:
Point taken. That does suck if you got singled out. I'd be ticked too.
Quote from: pandy on May 09, 2006, 08:23:10 AM
I see the bikes parked next to shops all the time, but I'm too chicken to do so myself, mostly because of the danger of someone trying to move him. I wish there was a zapper that would shock anyone who touched bikes (or anything else) that didn't belong to 'em... :nono:
I have some ideas for such a product... I get kicks out of playing with high voltage
check your state laws. those type of security measeures are banned most everywhere. remember the flame thrower theft deterrent.
Quote from: 3imo on May 09, 2006, 08:39:21 AM
check your state laws. those type of security measeures are banned most everywhere. remember the flame thrower theft deterrent.
Well...I wouldn't actually DO it....just dream about it! :icon_twisted:
heres an Idea.
get a tazer, rewire it to cycle a buz every second or so if the bike is turned on without the secret kill switch, and rigg it in the bike seat in the crotch area.
then leave your key in the ignition and get a camera :icon_twisted:
Quote from: 3imo on May 09, 2006, 07:03:07 AM
Yeah. us people can suck sometimes.
I parked at walmart in the yellow lines way up front. came out 15 minutes later and bike was gone :o
I was freakin out. I walked into walmart to ask if they had any rent a cops or security, and the welcome lady said she saw a guy (walmart employee) move it because "your not supposed to park there"
I found it out by the garden center, unscathed. I went to :mad: Buddha Loves You out the manager and was promptly escorted out of walmart by security. Aparently the parking lot is walmat "private" property and they have the right to move any vehicle. They said I was lucky it wasn't towed.
I wonder how legal that was.
DISC BRAKE LOCK!!!!
I have a brake lock but wouldn't use it at walmart for 15 min.
Quote from: 3imo on May 09, 2006, 09:31:19 AM
heres an Idea.
get a tazer, rewire it to cycle a buz every second or so if the bike is turned on without the secret kill switch, and rigg it in the bike seat in the crotch area.
then leave your key in the ignition and get a camera :icon_twisted:
I was thinking direct line from the battery to the frame?
I bet you he wouldn't have moved it if it was a harley for fear that it was a hells angle's bike.
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLast on May 09, 2006, 11:11:14 AM
I was thinking direct line from the battery to the frame?
wouldn't work at all. aside from shorting out your bike, it would not provide a shock even in the best of circumstances.
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLast on May 09, 2006, 11:11:14 AM
Quote from: 3imo on May 09, 2006, 09:31:19 AM
heres an Idea.
get a tazer, rewire it to cycle a buz every second or so if the bike is turned on without the secret kill switch, and rigg it in the bike seat in the crotch area.
then leave your key in the ignition and get a camera :icon_twisted:
I was thinking direct line from the battery to the frame?
nah you need to up the voltage a bit to give a person a nice shock... with a flyback transformer from an old TV and transistor you can make a multi-kilovolt powersupply (http://www.angelfire.com/80s/sixmhz/flyback.html) that will run on 12v DC.
Hock a lugie on the seat...no one will want to sit on it. And, it's free (carry a sock to clean it up, with you).
If you were to hook up a taser or buzzsaw or whatever in the seat, please don't be like the guys who try to ride off without first removing their disc locks. That could be painful.
Wink.
Dave
9 times outa 10 , the thief wouldn't want your cheap GS anyway. :dunno_white:
but this isn't about someone stealing it... this is about the bastard at Walmart moving it or the thoughtless kids sitting on it... most importantly its about seeing some unsuspecting jackass getting a 20kV shock to his gonads
I don't understand the logic of moving a bike out of a "no parking zone" like that other than just to flex some power. I feel like people get more frustrated in a busy parking lot to find a single bike taking up an entire spot (especially when they try to turn in only to find there was a bike hiding behind a Maibatsu Monstrosity). I don't have a problem taking up an entire spot, an entire lane or whatever else a full sized cage might be entitled to, but if I park out of the way on the sidewalk by the building itself or in a cross-hatched area only marked off because it couldn't be turned into a full space I feel like I'm helping out others as well as myself. No doubt its hugely more convenient for me, but it also leaves a space for someone else. Anyway, I have a habit of always locking my bars via the built in function so anyone trying to move it wouldn't get very far...althought that might be worse for me if someone got pissed and just dropped it...I hate people too!
By the way, you are entitled to an entire spot in a parking lot, so don't feel bad for taking one. Even if the lot's full. The cages have no more right to them than us.
Dave
why don;t you just get a two way alarm that has the function where if anybody gets to close to your bike it gives a waring and then sends a signal to you, so you know whats happening. :dunno_white:
Quote from: My Name Is Dave on May 09, 2006, 11:43:45 AM
By the way, you are entitled to an entire spot in a parking lot, so don't feel bad for taking one. Even if the lot's full. The cages have no more right to them than us.
I parked in a spot in front of an AM/PM a few months back (AM/PM - small convenience store/gas station). A dude in a car pulled up and parked illegally next to me, and parked *THIS* close to me while I was in the store. He was chatting on his cell phone when I came out, so the first thing I did was interrupt his chat with a few loud VROOOOOMs. He gets out of the car, and I comment on what a nice parking job he did. Says he, "Well, you took up a WHOLE SPACE!" I gave him my "they let people this stupid out in public" look, and went about my business! What a turkey! :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on May 09, 2006, 12:14:09 PM
Quote from: My Name Is Dave on May 09, 2006, 11:43:45 AM
By the way, you are entitled to an entire spot in a parking lot, so don't feel bad for taking one. Even if the lot's full. The cages have no more right to them than us.
I parked in a spot in front of an AM/PM a few months back (AM/PM - small convenience store/gas station). A dude in a car pulled up and parked illegally next to me, and parked *THIS* close to me while I was in the store. He was chatting on his cell phone when I came out, so the first thing I did was interrupt his chat with a few loud VROOOOOMs. He gets out of the car, and I comment on what a nice parking job he did. Says he, "Well, you took up a WHOLE SPACE!" I gave him my "they let people this stupid out in public" look, and went about my business! What a turkey! :laugh:
Yeah, I know what you mean. There are some weird misconceptions that people have about motorcycles. They act like they're little toys, and interacting with them on public roads is unreasonable and a nuisance. I've had times where I pull into a parking spot and another car comes creeping up like he's gonna jump in there with to me. Easy there, turbo; the only thing I'm gonna be sharing with anyone from your family is a bed with your daughter.
Sucker.
Dave
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Quote from: PatrickInNC on May 09, 2006, 10:18:15 AM
DISC BRAKE LOCK!!!!
I'm sure if I'd had a disc brake lock I'd be writing about finding my bike on the ground again since someone who doesn't know bikes would probably just push it till it fell over.
As to parking lots being private property, I had a guy reverse in to me (in my car) Sunday. Cop wouldn't write a citation and the other guy said I ran in to him. Even though I was in the right, I'll probably get screwed. At least the week's almost over. It's Friday right?
Quote from: Wrecent_Wryder on May 09, 2006, 01:23:11 PM
Quote from: EMTkid on May 09, 2006, 11:37:41 AM
I feel like people get more frustrated in a busy parking lot to find a single bike taking up an entire spot (especially when they try to turn in only to find there was a bike hiding behind a Maibatsu Monstrosity).
I started parking in the center of the space with my rear fender about lined up with the rear of the parked cars. There's a lot of space in front of me, but cars now see the bike much sooner, and don't try to swoop into the space.
Exactly, that's the best way to park. That may make people more pissed (how dare he not pull all the way in? Now I can't park behind him!), but it saves your bike from getting rammed. Hopefully...
Dave
Just to add an update to the original Vent. I get a call from my fiancee this morning (we work together). The building engineer was on his phone standing next to my bike. I figured he'd moved it yesterday. Turns out ........ he picked it up for me this morning. Someone knocked it over AGAIN!!
Last night I put the heavy chain on it and made it really visible so noone could move the bike without seeing the chain. So they just knocked it over.
That brings the grand total to 2 knockovers and 1 move. I think I may sleep in my car and watch tomorrow morning with my paintball gun handy.
*Is* it possible for you to put something like a Scorpio alarm on it that pages you when your bike is messed with? :mad:
how about setting up a camera?
I've thought about an alarm but I live 45 miles away so that might not be the best. Even when I stay at my fiancee's, that's 20 minutes away.
I've also thought about a camera. If I can find an inexpensive outdoor one that can run on batteries, I'll be hooking that up as soon as possible.
In the meantime, I guess I'll just move the bike to where the other bikes are parked .. and chain it to a steel pole. That would make it harder to tip, but also more visible to passerby at night.
What about one of the Xena disc locks with alarms on them? I've heard they're pretty touchy, should go off if someone moves it at all.
Quote from: Unnamed on May 10, 2006, 11:25:15 AM
What about one of the Xena disc locks with alarms on them? I've heard they're pretty touchy, should go off if someone moves it at all.
Not in his case. He'll just come home to a bike laying on it's side with a siren screaming.
Dave
Pretty much :laugh:
I'm going to move it to another location in the garage and chain it to the air handler for the building. Regardless, the engineer has a 'busa so picking my bike up is quite easy for him if need be.
Now I'll just worry about the brand new non-maintenance free battery I'm putting in this afternoon. Could not for the life of me make the Everstart work. Oh well.
Is it possible for you to get a rearstand and lock it to a nearby pole when not in use? Use the stand to lift the rear tire off the ground (stabilizing the bike vertically), and lock the bike to the stand, preventing anyone from taking it down?
Someone can ALWAYS mess with your ride, be it car or bike, if you're not around. It's jelousy. Personally, I'd find a better space.
I moved it down to a lower level where it's not visible from the street. And it's chained up pretty good. Now that it's not in an actual parking spot, I have a feeling it won't piss anyone off.